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  on the jury you are a god.

  If you steal a candy bar from a store or something small no, but if your actively break into someones house, get prepared to get shot. Should also be forgiveness for one incident, but doing it again only proves you aren't changing

  2022-08-21 12:48

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  Toothpaste dentists

  The one dentist who couldn't be bought

  2022-06-13 18:04

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  been working out for 2 months now. still feel like killin...

  Im both

  2021-10-31 01:38

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  vegan

  You're worse at cropping than those idiots at CHAZ

  2021-10-29 01:35

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  Life's questions

  If he was just the liquid, the jar would be inanimate.

  2021-10-28 01:29

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  disney sucks!

  Spiderman isnt originally a Disney property though, they only bought them out,

  2021-09-02 13:16

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  Hear that? That's Fortunate Son

  M I C K E Y M O U S E

  2021-08-02 03:58

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  Sounds yummy

  Except, soon as you pull a teaspoon sized amount fron the rest of it, gravity no longer keeps it together

  2021-03-11 10:39

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  Or a blonde guy from Finland, maybe

  Danny DeVito as Rosa Parks

  2021-02-19 22:52

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  He was taking care of a different type of meat

  It got the water

  2021-02-19 22:45

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  help the charities peeps

  I would like to stream to get my cat to the vet (

  2021-02-19 22:40

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  Free speech? Whats that?

  Using Facebook is a choice, they can do whatever with the site they want. Just not our data. Freedom goes both ways

  2020-12-28 14:13

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  Fixeded its

  The inner tire is still sealed, but the retread needs some help

  2020-12-02 02:41

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  Time to break out the foam finger

  pr for upcoming 2001 remake?

  2020-11-25 11:29

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  Yes

  he was sent to feed a BLM really

  2020-11-19 02:26

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  Wow

  that tax rate though

  2020-11-15 00:49

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  Boogeyman

  the cold is a virus, cold feet won't give you a virus.

  2020-11-13 22:51

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  If it works...it works...

  well 9 isn't past puberty, so that's pedophilia

  2020-11-13 22:45

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  my heart-

  what about my other 6 birthdays Dave?

  2020-11-12 20:43

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  If it works...it works...

  be attracted to a girl whos past puberty isnt pedophilia, even if shes 15.

  2020-11-12 20:38

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  work or starve

  build my own home where? all land is owned, id have the gov't hunt me down within a week.

  2020-11-11 00:05

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  hmm

  Doubtful

  2020-10-15 04:33

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  Cute cat trapped itself

  this is Frank, egg display

  2020-10-11 11:18

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  Title

  are you talking about bailouts? the thing about capitlisim is that a mismanaged company is supposed to fail, not be saved by the gov't because jobs. those companies would have had to sell their assets and someone else would start over making cars.

  2020-10-11 00:31

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  bruh

  call plumber to fix water leak, then pay contractor to fix water damage, THEN pay electrician to wire a shock box

  2020-10-08 23:50

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  MW Riot Shield O.P.

  When you fire a full mag into the shield and it doesn't even slow him down a bit while he's running at you

  2020-10-08 01:14

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  Vader still had his balls.

  Roasted Mustafar nuts! It's like the high ground...in your mouth

  2020-09-29 01:51

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  Banana

  that's from a gushers ad i think M

  2020-09-21 02:15

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  Sm64ds says "Bye bye"

  

  2020-09-20 21:04

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  Biggest mistake-

  Shorten it to Moe

  2020-09-20 01:20

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  Actual cause of death: car bomb

  People with that power and money will keep it all simply to not let another have it.

  2020-09-19 01:21

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  Oh lord

  shit tickets to hell

  2020-09-17 01:36

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  My favorite movie

  smfh, you missed the obvs "Fry hard"

  2020-09-16 02:14

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  I'd still use it

  i don't mind people seeing me poop, i just don't want them watching me wipe

  2020-09-15 01:30

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  You do you. I'll do me

  semen eats thru that shit

  2020-09-14 00:55

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  Tyhu

  the bf realizing he has 15k to spend on a car because he didn't wanna tell her how much he really saved.

  2020-09-13 22:16

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  Stolen

  i had no idea Trump was having a baby!

  2020-09-13 02:34

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  Why do people spam dislike batchc?

  instead this guy is giving women the "turn off signal" hehe

  2020-09-13 02:29

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  I wAS MurDerEd

  when will black in black crime stop

  2020-09-09 00:48

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  I trust him

  how strong are raccoon stomachs

  2020-09-08 23:38

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  I'd do this

  Then wouldn't his crush also get perfect attendance?

  2020-09-08 02:04

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  Can't wait to lick the razor clean

  No one wants a jungle down there, trim away my brethren

  2020-09-08 01:59

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  My respecc to them

  you can take your car to the track bro

  2020-09-08 01:57

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  Sorry abt you mom bro

  wieners on the inside: George Floyd wieners on the outside: Kyle rittenhouse

  2020-09-03 01:46

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  True indeed

  I want plane engines powerful enough where I can design a cool looking plane without worrying about aerodynamics

  2020-09-02 01:07

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  Have you hear this one? So a...

  7.76 create that massive hole.

  2020-09-01 23:58

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  Hehe

  that's because there less whites in the city

  2020-08-27 20:50

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  Gettin into bed

  me too until i realized i can do more by being awake earlier and getting more stuff done/ more game time

  2020-08-25 01:23

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  I mean he's not wrong. Ambulance is not a taxi, you have ...

  a lot of emts here are stuck in the hospital hallways with patients on stretchers until a bed frees up

  2020-08-23 06:12

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  Why is the price even more expensive than a theater ticket

  im assuming it will just be included in the library later, chill people

  2020-08-23 06:04

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  OC

  if you put their food on a flat plate, this dont happen

  2020-08-21 16:01

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  bats be like

  i had a bat fly in my house lady night, didn't know until i woke up. things are fucking loud

  2020-08-21 02:16

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  OC

  cats don't wanna eat the side bits because it's tickling their whiskers

  2020-08-21 01:58

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  Life hack

  nah, you said non stick surface, which would be on the top side and would be much cleaner than the bottom

  2020-08-19 15:44

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  Better aim and a PC

  laughs in Negev

  2020-08-19 15:36

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  nooooo

  St: Ent had some good episodes though

  2020-08-19 00:07

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  Life hack

  Nigga that's the bottom of the pan, not the top

  2020-08-17 00:10

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  Kill all pedos

  I was

  2020-08-12 01:35

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  Oh

  me bro

  2020-08-11 01:00

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  Lol

  was interesting

  2020-08-11 00:59

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  Hm

  because strapless tops aren't a thing

  2020-08-11 00:34

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  Cats

  i didn't even see the cat for 5 seconds

  2020-08-10 00:57

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  Lol

  i tried sounding today

  2020-08-10 00:54

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  Truth

  why does his license plate look like a kindergartners white board

  2020-08-10 00:53

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  Ded

  Visible abs are made in the kitchen

  2020-08-10 00:52

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  Hobo boat

  why does spending a week alone at sea sound so nice

  2020-08-08 02:08

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  Oh

  i went to a super max facility for 2 months, after the 3rd week it just becomes your life.

  2020-08-08 01:48

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  THIS....

  why is he about to tell me he can't breathe

  2020-08-07 02:01

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  Dick gets split open- ouch

  the further from the jump ramp the more courage it takes

  2020-08-06 01:43

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  I want a battleship that looks like a kayak

  i want a Spanish Galleon paddle boat

  2020-08-04 00:05

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  Fucking simps

  just get your mom to hold all your art

  2020-08-04 00:01

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  August 1st

  never heard that one before

  2020-08-03 23:20

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  August 1st

  dude, i used to work at a LC, a nightmare, mixing sauce by hand killed my shoulder

  2020-08-02 18:46

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  Soo true

  i chalk it up as your brain is focused on a subject you can't fix and feel helpless against and that translates that way. same with guns in my dreams, they never work?

  2020-07-26 03:50

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  Working two jobs lol

  get corona on your outfit then give it to freiza

  2020-07-24 00:17

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  Money well spent...

  the abortion

  2020-07-23 07:32

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  Mr. Freeze in Arkham City is the best boss fight of the s...

  nah, we did a speed run for the final boss and missed the boss that really matters, ourselves

  2020-07-23 00:48

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  Mr. Freeze in Arkham City is the best boss fight of the s...

  But wouldn't God be the final boss of life?

  2020-07-23 00:13

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  Here we goo.... sigh...

  This is exactly what the writer of the article wants, for you to spread it around for them, get angry at one persons opinion from a shitty website.

  2020-07-21 09:52

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  Our Party is so weird

  what is PC?

  2020-07-15 01:59

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  wow

  its an empty boat trailer, the car could easily take the load, however, that rigging is a FEW dozen OSHA/DOT violations

  2020-07-13 01:52

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  cursed piano

  or : Amin, e phyrigian, etc

  2020-07-09 23:37

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  Oh fuck

  it's not in the common sense.

  2020-07-09 23:34

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  Vote libertarian

  there is a difference though

  2020-07-09 00:36

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  Title

  fps = foughts per second

  2020-07-03 01:14

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  Realio

  Mmmm, badger milk

  2020-06-29 23:51

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  Why the fuck not turning on oh shi

  whilst scary to look at, they're harmless

  2020-06-29 10:52

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  Why the fuck not turning on oh shi

  don't most cockroaches fly?

  2020-06-29 00:00

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  most of you will

  but I've killed many bugs and vermin, my kd higher than Kraft

  2020-06-27 02:01

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  This nigga is dumbfounded

  not if you put a slice out and save it for later

  2020-06-23 01:47

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  It's special when you get to share your experiences with ...

  strategy, i straight up dont fear any mobs except endermen when im not near water

  2020-06-22 20:08

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  Give me DIAMONDS!

  finger mine at 14 bro

  2020-06-20 02:24

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  leafly

  "high is a high" is not true, i have a weed when i wanna chill and veg out bit i also have weed that gets me motivated to clean and shit

  2020-06-20 02:00

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  All men want that

  what do girls actually want

  2020-06-17 02:33

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  Prison shit

  sleeping would be a nightmare

  2020-06-15 00:15

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  Play HOI4

  they'll just "claim" an outlet from outside the zone and then when the breaker pops from 100+ peeps trying to charge their phones they'll eat each other

  2020-06-15 00:13

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  Geay

  James Charles seems like he would give good head

  2020-06-09 23:39

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  yes

  samsung,electrohome: programmes software to mute sound me: adds switch between speaker and ground

  2020-06-09 12:41

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  rdj black face

  

  2020-06-08 00:10

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  rdj black face

  interior crocodile alligator

  2020-06-08 00:08

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