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  Impressive, but where is the French cheese or the Spanish...

  The one with the blue mold? Yea, it's Gorgonzola

  2024-10-07 09:44

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  That or Stellar Blade. Game awards are rigged for DEI bul...

  Yes

  2024-10-07 05:58

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  That or Stellar Blade. Game awards are rigged for DEI bul...

  Wukong is just not a good game, there, i said it, shower me with downvotes The sole reason it got this hyped is because of the massive player numbers but people forget it's one of the rare AAA titles from china which are allowed in china

  2024-10-06 00:29

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  Switch 2

  Right, but it depends on the games, i couldnt get Tears of the Kingdom and Tropical Freeze to work, that was when i switched to Riujinx

  2024-10-05 08:09

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  Switch 2

  To this moment Ryujinx works just fine, i hope future switch firmwares, until there is a fork, will work fine on the current, last version Echoes of Wisdom as the most current game from big N works just fine with just minor visual glitches that are rare

  2024-10-04 13:50

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  Sportscars in neighborhood streets

  I'm no gastroenterologist but if your shit is loud you should consult one, sounds unhealthy

  2024-10-04 13:35

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  Sportscars in neighborhood streets

  Right? I mean if you blast your motor at 2am as there is no tomorrow then fuck those guys but normal driving cant be forbidden, most scooters are noisier by default, fuck those guys in general

  2024-10-04 12:12

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  Horse armor DLC in 2006

  Bethesda belonged to ZeniMax back then, and this DLC was Bethesdas decisionit was their own decision. Microsoft aquired ZeniMax and with it Bethesda like what? 3 years ago?

  2024-10-02 09:50

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  Winrar bag is here, I want one yeah

  *.rar, obviously

  2024-10-02 09:45

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  Moroccans in WW2

  Uhm... Am i missing something?

  2024-10-02 09:41

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  Ubisoft DEI meme

  The Operator is quit nice tbf and i could see how a wounded veteran sitting in a wheelchair controlling robots for a specialized team as Rainbow Six is as more usefull then the 200kg aussie carmechanic lady (Gridlock) they served us years prior

  2024-10-01 14:04

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  Autisan

  Everyone knows, dino nuggies are the best

  2024-10-01 10:51

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  Sugar-free redbull

  https://www.cia.gov/resources/csi/static/review-the-devils-chessboard.pdf The CIA itself saw the need to review this book and put the review/statement of it online so you know it must be a good read if it hurts their feelings

  2024-09-30 02:14

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  Sugar-free redbull

  https://archive.org/details/the-devils-chessboard-allen-d-david-talbot Here you go, down the rabbit hole

  2024-09-30 02:02

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  Sugar-free redbull

  May i interest you in the book "the devils chessboard" my good sir?

  2024-09-29 15:50

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  There are no Doctors Stalin

  Everyone dies in his piss and/or shit in the end since your sphincter muscles will fail

  2024-09-27 18:20

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  Dnd sword meme

  Swords where not sharp, shit you see in movies is fiction (asian or arab swords aside), they would have gone blunt instantly touching armor so they wherent sharpened, in fact, this sword would be useless since it does even lack the tip for stabbing people

  2024-09-27 18:17

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  China using prisoners for organs

  You live in a country that still has death sentences, tell me why you dont use them as spare parts

  2024-09-27 14:52

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  Here's one: he8w58÷@bsu'"^:×[oga

  For passphrases to be save they have to be really long until a point you probably will forget a word or mix them up

  2024-09-27 07:54

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  Here's one: he8w58÷@bsu'"^:×[oga

  you think of passphrases, usually used to recover accounts if you forgot your actual password using words is not and was never suggested for passwords because they are easily bruteforced by simple dictionary attacks

  2024-09-27 07:53

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  Here's one: he8w58÷@bsu'"^:×[oga

  basically all my passwords look like that because i use a password safe and not the same password for all websites and services like most morons and then crying about identiy theft and empty bank accounts

  2024-09-27 02:52

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  Based

  Even the license plate

  2024-09-27 00:37

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  The industry

  In german "working in the industry" is normally used by factory workers who dont wanna say they are factory workers to sound more fancy, maybe thats also an english thing but yea, industry synonym for tech/IT is also new to me

  2024-09-26 23:16

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  dongs in a tank

  He's right, the Panzer 2 already had a bigger turret

  2024-09-26 21:26

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  Title

  Back when i was with the german Bundeswehr they literally told us that it would be more feasable to disassemble the H&K P30 and throw the parts since it does more damage

  2024-09-26 06:35

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  Should have offered him an Orange Julius and a Caesar Salad.

  Could have expected that

  2024-09-25 13:43

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  Should have offered him an Orange Julius and a Caesar Salad.

  Isn't it the same?

  2024-09-25 10:47

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  YouTube ads when paused meme

  Firefox or Librewolf with Akenfox settings (or Mull if on mobile), uBlock and Adblock DNS

  2024-09-25 10:15

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  China using prisoners for organs

  I dont like the chinese but thats a good idea

  2024-09-25 10:08

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  Wtf playstation

  Better play the "original" Nightmare Kart which was Bloodborne Kart in the first place, and its free

  2024-09-25 09:29

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  Eee3e3

  Shblivd

  2024-09-25 09:24

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  wtf

  Thats the gayest avatar and username i ever saw

  2024-09-25 09:22

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  Control the spice Control the universe

  Who the fuck sends MMS in 2024

  2024-09-25 09:16

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  Bümr Hümr

  Should have eaten your carrots as a child

  2024-09-25 09:15

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  McDonadls USA vs McDonalds Denmark

  No. They just have laws that regulate the minimum income and that is their minimum income

  2024-09-25 09:10

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  McDonadls USA vs McDonalds Denmark

  Hopefully

  2024-09-25 09:09

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  McDonadls USA vs McDonalds Denmark

  It is taxed, its not like denmark is the US where you drive 2 minutes and suddenly have different taxation

  2024-09-25 09:08

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  McDonadls USA vs McDonalds Denmark

  And then youre still not fed. For 13€ i can have roast pork and 2 beers. Who the fuck is still going to one of those chains

  2024-09-25 09:02

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  McDonadls USA vs McDonalds Denmark

  To be fair, thats probably just the price in NY, other cities and states have different pricing But i give you that, that McD and Burger King have gone fucking insane with their prices For a Menu with a Snack as a side you pay around 20€ in germany

  2024-09-25 08:59

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  Seattle Cybertruck

  The fact that it is located in a street named after MLK makes me wonder how bad the quality of the car is since it's still in such a good shape

  2024-09-24 10:31

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  Impressive very nice

  But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. My punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing

  2024-09-24 10:22

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  It's you

  

  2024-09-24 03:41

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  Thank you Peter Jackson

  YAY DIVERSITY

  2024-09-24 03:36

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  Thank you Peter Jackson

  Movies*

  2024-09-24 03:35

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  Cat, mother of hedgehogs

  Moma cat wouldnt mind, imagine she'd be pissed of the claws of her offspring

  2024-09-24 03:33

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  Ah ha ha no

  "The Devils Chessboard" from David Talbot is also a good read

  2024-09-21 06:33

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  Elon Musk is punk meme

  Punks dont write X on their hands, straight edge people do this

  2024-09-20 18:26

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  "Hello I'm the lockpicking Lawyer and ... Well we're alre...

  *laughs in LPL*

  2024-09-20 18:22

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  get fucked

  The "last" fight is easy as fuck if you refer to the base game Elden Beast is just stupid basic, while Radagon is more like a gate keeper

  2024-09-20 08:39

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  Roman empire dogs

  Thats not an "old roman" thing, pet cemetarys are comon as fuck

  2024-09-20 08:28

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  Germany takes neigh prisoners

  

  2024-09-19 03:00

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  Title

  Never saw a fat fox, therefore top left

  2024-09-19 02:52

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  meme 36

  Thats the opposite of cool, they'd better left it to the germans

  2024-09-19 02:33

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  Studios: Look a singer that can do both

  *laughs in Angela Gossow*

  2024-09-19 02:20

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  Roman numerals

  I mean, it makes sense though, what do you think they should have done? Put I's till whatever number is reached?

  2024-09-17 11:40

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  YOutube premium

  Right, but there is a successor named ReVanced, they dont offer an apk but a patcher for multiple apps, not only YT, check www.revanced.app or their GitHub

  2024-09-16 23:20

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  YOutube premium

  Youtube Revanced, NewPipe, adblock DNS such as Mullvad or Adguard... The choice is yours, if you dont use them, dont complain

  2024-09-16 13:47

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  I usually don’t let these facts out, but…

  Movie from around 2006-2007 iirc called Aquamarine

  2024-09-16 00:58

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  PC Master Trace

  Define budget. You can use a 400€ PC for gaming, games wont run at the highest settings and at only 30-60fps but apperantly thats just what console gamers are looking for Also there is cloud gaming, you could use a cheap chromebook or android device

  2024-09-15 04:46

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  Like what you like, even if it's trash

  This could be generalized to work with any entertainment medium (Music, Movies, Games, Sport clubs, ...)

  2024-09-15 04:13

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  Milk Pro +

  You have to mix it yourself, it's called White Russian

  2024-09-14 11:46

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  The usual trajectory

  Just waiting here to say someone knew this before in a year

  2024-09-14 06:47

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  crystal lake

  Every day is mamas boy day, get in touch with her, she wont live forever, you will feel miserable when she's gone therevis no "i call back later"

  2024-09-14 05:33

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  exactly

  Dafuq animal does abba abba?

  2024-09-12 18:08

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  You have chosen combat

  A few guys and i got thrown out of a BK once while i was walking home from a medieval market, there were lots of dudes there from the market with swords and chainmail before i arrived but apperantly i was the problem for carrying a 2,5m Halberd

  2024-09-12 18:06

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  Earpods fear

  I switched years ago to in ears with a neck band, i lost one of both pieces in a stupid short amount of time and im talkin Sennheiser or Beyerdynamics quality earpieces, then i switched to cheap Anker where i lost the fucking charging case, how so ever

  2024-09-12 17:59

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  Buyin a console or buyin an iPhone

  Shitton of people, especially the ones who can't afford them in the first place. Could they use a 100€ phone? Sure. Is it the most recent 1500€+ Apple model to pose on their other, maybe poorer friends? No.

  2024-09-12 12:17

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  hehe dutch go brr

  Even worse

  2024-09-11 15:32

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  hehe dutch go brr

  No titis?

  2024-09-11 14:40

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  Let's bring this plan back

  Personally i dont do this but i get invited a lot... am... am i old?

  2024-09-11 14:36

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  PS5 pro pricing meme

  "But muh controller", "but muh tv entertainment system", "but muh access to *streaming platform*" they'll never know a PC for 600€ could do at least the same, even more "Hurr durr i need to upgrade a PC" while paying 800€ every few years for a new console

  2024-09-11 12:48

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  Mom I'm meme

  *dustborn intensifies*

  2024-09-11 12:45

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  PS5 Pro graphics meme

  And patching them costs money Sony is not willing to invest because they are greedy fucktards, better invest 8 Million more in another "diverse" game nobody will play

  2024-09-11 12:42

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  PS5 Pro graphics meme

  They would have to patch those games tho, or the engine would break. Best example is the first Skyrim PC release, the engine was not made in mind to run much quicker than 30fps, on modern PCs the game had the funniest spasms, even in cutscenes

  2024-09-11 12:41

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  Real

  Every bio organic vegan ever:

  2024-09-10 22:32

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  September has 4 moods

  Shouldnt the green day guy be Sep. 30? He wants to wake up when it ends, not starts

  2024-09-10 14:20

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  Checkmate Trumpists!

  No, not shorts, Lederhosen and Trachten in general

  2024-09-10 08:57

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  Saying the quiet part out loud

  Of course, the guy who orders overpriced, low quality in-ears also drives an overpriced low quality car AND is not capable of reading and/or understanding instructions

  2024-09-10 06:34

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  Checkmate Trumpists!

  Lederhosen (aka Lederwix, he normaly used "wix", not "hosen") are no joke ok They are the epitome of southern german culture and masculinity

  2024-09-10 04:33

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  Title

  Apperantly steel which was produced after the first atomic explosion is still contaminated to this day. Steel that got produced before and wasnt contaminated, because it was under water for example, is used for geiger counters and similar things

  2024-09-08 02:40

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  What's the HEX and RGB codes for this beauty?

  

  2024-09-07 20:41

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  Sells his Nobel Prize to pay for medical bills

  Man, inform yourself before talking smack

  2024-09-07 07:25

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  Ubisoft stocks

  Ubisoft is french, how does your president affect a foreign company?

  2024-09-07 07:12

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  I love democracy

  Dafuq? Are you 12?

  2024-09-07 05:48

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  haha rocket go fly

  Pretty common, at least in servers and workstations

  2024-09-07 05:05

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  Sportsball & Darlene Meme

  Uglyest motherfucker i saw in a while and i see myself everyday

  2024-09-07 04:54

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  enjoy it before they go up more

  Ryujinx on Steam Deck

  2024-09-07 04:30

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  enjoy it before they go up more

  Even simpler if you use RetroArch since its crossplatform and comes with everything preinstalled. Grab your roms from zophars domain or wowroms

  2024-09-07 04:29

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  What's the HEX and RGB codes for this beauty?

  #123524 or 18,53,36, you also might be interested in pantone.com

  2024-09-07 04:19

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  Babe I got this YUGE headache!

  No, he's right. Ice packs for headaches (migraine, hypertension, stress...) won't do shit for you, the only reason people do this is because your body trys to "save" you by telling you its too cold so the pain receptors get turned off in favor of the cold

  2024-09-07 04:15

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  Shooting in Germany

  There is a bigger one (or the biggest one) in Nürnberg

  2024-09-07 04:09

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  Being thirsty while being surrounded by water.

  The fact that there is basically no single piece of nature left on this island annoys and fascinates me at the same time. The pure efficiancy of building houses on every cm² is wild

  2024-09-07 04:07

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  So basically EU without full shopping carts bcs that stuf...

  Ah yea, the missing healthcare system, a classic

  2024-09-05 15:48

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  least violent hoi4 mod:

  At first i thought he might be Czech or Polish

  2024-09-05 07:18

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  It's the best business idea i have ever seen

  ah well, thanks for clearing this up, i knew the owner refused to be involved in all this pride month shit but i never knew why. But not opening a restaurant on sundays seemed a bit odd to me

  2024-09-05 06:34

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  Trump promises to release Epstein client list

  Trump gets shotbat again in 3... 2...

  2024-09-04 08:57

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  People are getting sick of being raped and murdered in Ge...

  No wonder people here vote for them since our government since Merkel just straight up sucks and works against their people they swore to serve... "dem deutschen Volke" my ass

  2024-09-03 12:42

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  It's the best business idea i have ever seen

  Is a chic-fil-a closed on sundays and if yes why?

  2024-09-03 11:57

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  I found her!

  Also the first thing i noticed

  2024-09-03 11:46

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  Ubuntu chads

  What do you mean? The model? A 7a, works like a charm

  2024-09-03 04:56

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