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  Shouldn't it be called an owlgasm?

  Thats his "vinegar strokes"

  2018-05-05 19:19

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  Plot twist: boxes are empty....

  What is mmmm i dont know, they can buy they own cant they?

  2018-04-26 00:36

  -1
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  poor guy

  Thats one of those girls that you hope they dont turn around and ruin your view

  2018-04-13 09:04

  -5
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  skittles

  Tunik tunik tun

  2018-01-31 00:19

  +3
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  I'll be honest, my first oc

  If i wanted to know what trump tweets i would follow him...i dont follow him for a reason. That reason being, i dont care at all

  2018-01-07 00:32

  -6
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  Buckcherry

  867-5309

  2018-01-06 01:35

  +17
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  feminism I can get behind

  Chick from aliens?

  2018-01-06 01:32

  +14
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  bacon mMmM

  Remember back when memedroid was rage comics and amazing?..this is it now..

  2017-12-23 01:31

  +10
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  MLG trickshot in PUBG

  And missed every shot

  2017-12-16 10:03

  +78
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  .

  Roleplay

  2017-08-13 10:57

  +4
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  Burn

  Guess it would cost me.....about tree fiddy

  2017-07-04 02:50

  +2
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  If only.

  if only!

  2017-07-04 02:49

  +6
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  Pls accept me

  But can u sex in this position??

  2017-06-21 03:11

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  True

  This kid caught a glimpse of what life is like in your mid 20s and needed a minute to process.

  2017-06-21 03:09

  -1
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  I'd fuckin kill him

  Didnt even use the meme right...

  2017-06-21 03:08

  +5
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  Favorite meme of the year so far

  Need to set your standards a little higher if this is your favorite meme of the year so far

  2017-06-21 03:06

  +2
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  I love ranked....

  If the other 4 people on your team are going one way and u go the other, then arent u the problem?

  2017-06-18 11:10

  +2
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  BLT Round Two...Beaker's Little Toddler

  What did he do to the wild racoon to get charged???

  2017-06-15 03:22

  -1
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  Break up cake

  If i wanted to see FML posts i would download the stupid app...

  2017-06-15 03:15

  -1
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  That looks pretty serious.

  Leedle leedle leedle LEEDLE LEEDLE

  2017-05-17 03:31

  0
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  BOI

  Dakota? Is this you? Lol

  2017-02-13 02:20

  +2
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  Oh my lord in heaven

  I always did 1134...

  2016-03-22 18:18

  +15
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  My precious

  Dark hair, not no hair

  2016-02-02 18:03

  +14
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  ...self explanitory...

  Scissors beats paper

  2016-01-23 08:04

  +10
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  At least take me to dinner first ...

  "Oh yea sure, we will set you up with a money market mutual account with a high interest rate to ensure...AND ITS GONE!"

  2016-01-23 08:00

  +14
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  College kids

  GO HERD!

  2016-01-22 23:29

  +8
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  Thats why i take the subway

  Tis but a scratch!

  2016-01-19 21:13

  +30
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  #feelthebern

  Couldnt care any less about politics than i already do.

  2016-01-18 19:31

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  SATISFACTION

  Awwwwwwww .... im telling on you!

  2016-01-17 16:03

  -34
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  Whats your fetish?

  I like turtles!

  2016-01-13 20:32

  -6
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  What seems to be the problem officer?

  Cop-"Do you know why i pulled you over?" Driver-"You noticed i had a lot of junk in my trunk ;)" Cop-"step out the vehicle sir..."

  2016-01-10 08:13

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  RIP Han

  No way man! Perfect fit lol

  2016-01-08 16:00

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  RIP Han

  I just wanna know what those spokes are made out of!

  2016-01-08 06:45

  +36
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  Git gud, TRAITOR

  Hug me brotha!

  2016-01-05 09:02

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  Ok

  If thats a golf R then it could most certainly keep up with those cars. Especially with some work put into it. Golf R is a 4.5 to 60 car

  2016-01-03 09:08

  +5
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  Thought I needed to share with you

  Oh boy hilarious and original! these are way better than rage comics

  2016-01-03 09:04

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  Hello guys

  F IS FOR FIRE TO BURN DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN! U IS FOR URANIUM...BOMB! N IS FOR NO SURVIIIIIVORS DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA!

  2016-01-03 00:17

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  Imagine a sexy M.I.L.F

  This is a joke from south park. Was a great episode. Had the amazon guy and the town people dressed as bane

  2015-12-31 08:41

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  :D

  LOL this meme is soo funny! I mean look how the yellow lines are diagonal! Hilarious!!

  2015-12-21 09:06

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  Blah

  Yeah man, idk if she the brightest bulb, but seems like she has a few other positives to contribute

  2015-12-13 00:35

  +101
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  just never cheat!

  But crazy girls are the best! If there isn't a chance that u might wake up with a knife to your throat, your in a bad relationship.

  2015-12-08 20:40

  +5
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  FHAK CHU MODAFOWKAR

  It's funny how 15 years ago most stuff u saw on the Internet was true, people were just excited they could share info that fast. Now, you can't believe anything on the Web lol so different now

  2015-11-30 20:00

  +7
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  ewe

  GIT GUD NUB! I WILL 1V1 YOU! 360 NO SCOPE DOMEPIECE! 420 BLAZE IT! I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT PUSSY! I'M 15 YEARS OLD AND EAT THE BOOTY LIKE SOME GROCERIES!

  2015-11-29 22:49

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  Hey, Mom!

  PICKLED FISH PASTE!

  2015-11-29 22:47

  +10
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  ewe

  she looks delicious

  2015-11-29 22:45

  -1
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  No Man is too manly to cuddle kitties

  Cat burrito

  2015-11-29 22:43

  +25
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  Dressing like an idiot 101

  Obviously this guy has sweg, can't you tell?! This outfit screams "git gud" to all the haterz

  2015-11-29 22:42

  +14
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  Lol

  I have seen this porn before

  2015-11-26 14:39

  +22
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  Hmmmmmmm maybe..

  you two have been with some nasty guys. Who doesn't wash their dick?? That gets "extra washings" every time

  2015-11-21 09:17

  +6
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  Fall problems

  I take it u never burned your leaves, you use a rake to control the fire, it's really just a smolder, not really a fire

  2015-11-11 21:06

  +5
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  These questions

  ACTUALLY, something super cold can give u a burning feeling

  2015-11-11 19:59

  +5
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  Burglary at it's finest

  The one on the left looks more guilty

  2015-11-11 19:58

  +1
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  the force is strong

  

  2015-11-11 19:57

  +2
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  Like A Boss

  But what do u actually call a cow with no legs...I wanna know now...

  2015-11-11 19:56

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  Fall problems

  Burn your leaves, gets rid of them and is still good for your soil. Leaves are nature's mulch. Could also hit them with a lawn mower.

  2015-11-11 19:55

  +6
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  Biebz

  Wow, clever, you called him a girl, never been done before bravo...bravo

  2015-11-11 19:51

  +23
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  Damn you

  Natural point of aim could be off too. If he drops his right foot back about 6 inches that could fix the problem too

  2015-11-09 08:18

  +9
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  Gore

  That's iceberg lettuce, Ceasars are made with Romain lettuce.

  2015-11-09 07:58

  +7
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  Nailed it

  <-- that is "so close"...

  2015-11-07 07:53

  +17
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  what if this is true

  Mine sweeper still the hardest game to this date

  2015-11-03 20:08

  +31
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  Bathtub Drugs

  Damn Keith get your shit together!

  2015-11-01 17:08

  +9
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  Third comment dose it

  ^^found a guy from Alabama, amazed he knows how to use the internet

  2015-11-01 17:06

  +16
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  Elves eyes

  Git gud

  2015-10-26 08:22

  +12
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  The Frozen Soldier

  "Oookkaaayyyyy byyyyyyyyyyyye"

  2015-10-22 21:33

  0
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  It could have been so

  The actual quote is "No, I am your father." it's the most misquoted movie quote of all time

  2015-10-21 15:52

  +17
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  You can't say I missed.

  You wot m8?! 1v1 me nuub!

  2015-10-17 17:21

  +2
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  You can't say I missed.

  Git gud

  2015-10-17 17:04

  +18
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  Hahah.

  Pineapple game is strong with this one

  2015-10-17 17:04

  +14
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  Don't insert

  pppp

  2015-10-17 17:03

  +17
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  .

  They wanted to have a winner so badly but every time they all faught each other there was a stalemate! So they decided to make more and more spawns until there was too many to keep Control of, they became wild animals called Pokemon! But all of a sudden...

  2015-10-16 20:43

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  .

  These new spawns became huge and very strong, so they had to come up with even stronger names! Wortortle became blastoise! Ivysaur became venasaur! And charmeleon became charizard! And it came time to battle!

  2015-10-16 20:40

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  .

  The names decided upon were more intimidating than before. Squirtle became warwortle, charmander became charmeleon, and bulbasaur became ivysaur. They loved their newly evolved creatures and trained them even harder until...they "evolved" again

  2015-10-16 20:39

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  .

  Time came and went as they trained, then all of a sudden the spawns had a rapid sudden growth, one would dare to say; an evolution. And they wouldn't respond to their names anymore so they had to name them something else...

  2015-10-16 20:37

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  .

  1 by 1 each faction bred their spawn, raised they spawn and trained their spawn. 3 factions started them all. Their spawns were named squirtle, charmander and bulbasaur. They were the first of their kinds!

  2015-10-16 20:35

  +2
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  .

  So they devised a series of war games based on real ancient historical documents like the gladiators and hunger games. They decided to call them galacdiator games!

  2015-10-16 20:32

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  .

  But you left out the biggest detail of all! Meanwhile while the game of the century is going on, Jesus is watching, and he sees a draw 4 secretly pulled out of someone's sleeve! But who's sleeve was it??

  2015-10-16 05:58

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  .

  Hits her with the 3 draw 4s in a row, then the draw 2. Daughter passes out. Mother comes in and also passes out. Father starts floating in air and becomes immortal

  2015-10-14 09:34

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  .

  Git gud!

  2015-10-14 09:07

  +45
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  Please tell me I'm no the only one who remembers this mov...

  Yo I got so mad when I didn't get the t-rex. I cried lol

  2015-10-12 23:16

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  Please don't look!!

  (dies while I'm busy staring at boobs)

  2015-10-12 01:54

  +8
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  .

  Can confirm, I have a black lab/ border collie mix. I get "awwwww"s left and right.

  2015-10-11 10:23

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  Karma in it glory

  He purchased the rights of a drug to help with HIV and jacked the price up by like 700% or something like that

  2015-10-03 00:38

  +102
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  BBW caught having sex with student

  Nicccccceee

  2015-10-02 20:10

  +7
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  Lindsey Stirling

  It's Scott sterling! That man has a face of steel!

  2015-09-29 04:29

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  (〜￣△￣)〜

  Must be a $199 notebook.

  2015-09-28 00:01

  +12
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  Aim high indeed

  Boy, boy, boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, girl, boy. Lol

  2015-09-21 19:54

  -1
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  burn just like the toast

  Told u it would trigger lol

  2015-09-19 17:05

  +5
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  lol

  

  2015-09-19 10:07

  +26
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  sorry for language

  Maybe he got a lollipop?

  2015-09-19 10:06

  +25
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  is that drake?

  Not her arms. Sources; I watch tennis

  2015-09-19 10:05

  -10
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  Campus Trouble

  If she was attractive I would have used her then stop talking to her. Especially if she was a bitch like that

  2015-09-19 10:04

  +53
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  burn just like the toast

  Big girl wants a whole buffet (incoming *triggered*)

  2015-09-19 10:01

  +74
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  all chipotle must die. my kinda throne

  Do people lean back while pooping? Arm rests I can understand but Idk about back rest

  2015-09-18 10:27

  +4
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  .

  More than true! That used to be my face every time! Now it's when I'm with the wifey shopping

  2015-09-16 09:44

  +2
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  Lieutenant Dan got new legs

  "No, but I been on a real big boat"

  2015-09-16 09:37

  +33
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  Refresh

  Open it like major payne! (Old movie, sorry younger folks)

  2015-09-13 10:34

  +4
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  Canada

  4th from the left. I guess he wanted to try opposite hand

  2015-09-13 10:28

  +9
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  Black ops 2 zombies. You don't win just do better each time

  I'll take an M4 variant or a TAR over an AK any day

  2015-09-13 01:24

  +3
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  Creepy

  Down votes for everyone!

  2015-09-11 00:34

  -9
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  Delivery camo

  Lol that's gonna be my "welcome" mat!

  2015-09-10 23:49

  +4