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  Tip thief failed

  That is why you're only supposed to tip when they actually go above and beyond for your table, and not just because

  2026-06-04 09:54

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  Censorship goes brrrr

  Suicide. 'He committed sewer slide'. Also said like 'unalive yourself' or 'he unalived himself'

  2026-05-25 12:19

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  Censorship goes brrrr

  This place and funnyjunk are the only meme sites I saw where people still use uncensored words. No idea about ifunny or 9gag, but I wouldn't expect them to.

  2026-05-25 12:17

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  I hate so much about the things you choose to be

  First season was okay in concept, then they steered away from what I personally wanted (violent vigilantes killing corrupt supes) and they focused on Homelander and butcher's story, and nothing much else. Comic isn't that much better (but still better)

  2026-05-25 12:13

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  Mailman lore

  The wife feigned headaches to not have to fuck her husband. Now that there's another woman in the fray, she doesn't want her husband cheating on her, so she gives him what he wants.

  2026-05-25 11:45

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  fuck @Grimkujow_ who said it’s a dangerous movie

  Teached

  2026-05-23 13:20

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  Hahaha

  At least when you know, you can mentally check out. No more worrying over why she's cold and shit, just revenge

  2026-05-23 13:13

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  smooth criminal

  Nitpick, but it's "what ARE your strengths and weaknesses". Not what IS. Meme is correct otherwise. Sucking dick gets you far

  2026-05-18 17:00

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  Chrome final boss

  Have been grappling with Firefox too, hardware acceleration doesn't play nice, and certain tabs don't help with the way they eat up memory. At least there's tools to measure shit.

  2026-05-18 16:28

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  Would you try it now?

  Glass??

  2026-05-09 12:48

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  Revisión de mochilas

  Se le pone sal al mango?

  2026-05-09 12:45

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  clock bossfight

  I genuinely don't see how analog clocks aren't superseded by digital clocks. Also cursive is great for writing fast and dirty

  2026-05-07 18:55

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  Still Lost from my days with the scouts

  Sonic

  2026-05-07 18:48

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  plot twist

  But money

  2026-04-13 17:50

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  Some truths are better left unsaid

  If you're out drinking with your female coworkers and you're the only guy, they probably think you're gay, which is arguably worse

  2026-04-13 17:49

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  Carry on a proud legacy

  Man, I thought this really was some medieval series or even the new GoT thing. Must be getting old. The shitty quality didn't help me discern things either

  2026-04-11 12:41

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  Yeah, man, talkin 'bout that dang ol' Cuffs and Collars, man

  1 horse doesn't equal 1 horsepower, funnily enough.

  2026-04-08 11:23

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  Three legged kitten fights with phantom confidence

  Just to suffer?

  2026-04-06 21:41

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  Memedroid comment sections mood in the last few days be like

  Is it fixed now?

  2026-04-05 10:05

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  Ryan Gosling talks about saving movie theaters

  It's just a really fun sci fi movie, though it understandably toned down the science present in the book. The effects were amazing too. I did feel like rocky was a bit infantilized for a 300 year old scientist

  2026-04-01 16:55

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  mammoth breakup strat

  Not showing *any* affection is a deal breaker in most cases. I can only hope she's simply concerned with something and hasn't noticed she's been neglecting you. Talk it out and good luck

  2026-03-10 16:44

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  yeah relatable

  Someone born in the year 2000 is 26 now. Tick tock

  2026-03-10 16:40

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  You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension ...

  13 stories high?? Not stepping on that if I can avoid it

  2026-03-03 20:08

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  Still not getting one

  I feel like shooting the same mask over and over also weakens it. Not that I think it can take a fucking rifle shot, but it might handle it better if it was brand new.

  2026-02-24 15:36

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  Olympics stamina build

  I guess they're all about living it up before dying horribly in a snow related accident

  2026-02-23 22:08

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  Android can run it

  God bless those perverts, especially the lead woman

  2026-02-23 22:04

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  When the spare part is extinct

  Can I get a cheap chinese equivalent?

  2026-02-21 13:54

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  we all hate taxes

  There's the belief (I don't know if true or not) that there are a lot more taxes then necessary. I'm sure if all taxes simply went to maintenance and those truly in need, then people wouldn't mind nearly as much. But with there being so much corruption...

  2026-02-14 15:30

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  Temu warehouse fire and the loot wheel economy

  It's a joke over how cheap Temu products are

  2026-02-13 19:27

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  That moment you leave Zoom and your smile instantly vanishes

  You're socially aware and nice enough to fake your feelings for other people.

  2026-02-13 18:30

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  Twenty two episodes and a whole season of memories

  And at least one full 22-episode season per year

  2026-02-12 14:58

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  Potato aura unlocked

  I saw another story like this where the employee was going to be fired, so he decided to pull shit like this (giving free food to people) so maybe this is the case too

  2026-02-12 14:51

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  When the computer makes a promise

  Legally, you would have had to put a disclaimer that all offers have to go through you before they're official, but this guy was just a dumbass and set the bot and called it a day.

  2026-02-10 16:32

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  Torrent brain moment

  5mbps is way better than nothing. Thank you for your service. Incidentally, got any porn in those 160 tb?

  2026-02-10 16:13

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  motivacion rara

  El patito feo siempre fue cisne. Yo ya pase por la pubertad y solo me salieron pelos en los huevos

  2026-02-10 16:11

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  GitHub

  If not in github: "Thread closed for necroing." Happened to me just now with a thread on steam about an error that makes the miniplayer crash when browsing the store on browser.

  2026-02-10 16:08

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  Fml

  10 years later, but the problem would be she thought he had a bigger dick when he actually was as hard as can be.

  2026-02-09 18:15

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  free day unlocked

  Then there's those lessons with teachers that seemingly can't teach to save their life, and you're left to teach yourself, so, again, you're better off not having the lecture.

  2026-01-29 16:16

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  free day unlocked

  I don't want to go into a whole diatribe, but even in college, there's so much fucking fluff you couldn't care less about, and in those cases, skipping a lesson doesn't make a difference, the test is what matters.

  2026-01-29 16:15

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  Ubisoft execs explain ownership like it's 1984

  It's still limited to one person per game (you can do some shenanigans with offline mode to get two people playing the same game) But I think what was new about it was being able to play multiple games of one guy's library compared to before.

  2026-01-27 16:11

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  English grammar is psychological warfare

  Learn proper punctuation Before "was" was "was", "was" was "is"

  2026-01-20 14:36

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  AI

  Most of the time common sense will do, and learning the tells. Eventually, though...

  2026-01-19 11:58

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  Golden Globes

  Golden globes, if the title is to be trusted

  2026-01-15 20:51

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  scalper justice

  A bit thinner, maybe

  2026-01-15 16:14

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  From backyard games to digital hoarding

  Anyway, my take on the meme is that you get exhausted, worried and busy as an adult, so you don't get to enjoy games the same way you did as a kid.

  2026-01-15 16:08

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  From backyard games to digital hoarding

  I like to think there's always something new and interesting to find. More often than not it's an indie game, so lots of people just never look through those.

  2026-01-15 16:07

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  Simpsons

  If she has to pick up his things from work, doesn't that mean he died before he could retire? I don't like that reality

  2026-01-02 09:05

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  it's different. i swear we're in love

  Eh, I guess there's girls that don't value those things unless there's money involved. That's why you gotta find a good girl and hold onto her

  2025-12-31 12:59

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  I don't know who these people are.

  Don't forget that it got past moderation

  2025-12-26 12:16

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  pls stream the beatles

  iFunny watermark

  2025-12-26 12:13

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  a freezer ?! Mongolian version:

  The deer being the handle caught me off-guard

  2025-12-25 14:43

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  king energy

  Merry christmas you charming fellow

  2025-12-25 14:36

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  too big

  Marvel Rivals just seems to grow more and more with each update (without being justified)

  2025-12-24 18:48

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  Society chasing growth like cancer cells

  I want to give the meme the benefit of the doubt and say it's about line go up in markets, rather than population, but even then, that's not society pushing it, that's shareholders.

  2025-12-23 15:12

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  When rumors about life abroad felt wild

  The reason why the tests being illegal matters is that the courts probably don't recognize that as a valid reason for divorce and to not pay alimony. Doesn't matter if you bring one from another country.

  2025-12-23 14:59

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  yeah

  I'm still a bit miffed about the ending, fair warning. But it rules regardless

  2025-12-23 14:48

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  Wanted a beard, got a betrayal

  Ass hairs are very important for reasons I forget. But I always hear people suffer tremendously when shaving those.

  2025-12-18 22:01

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  No, there's worse

  Happened to me. I'm fine tho, promise. I swear. Believe me bro

  2025-12-18 21:56

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  Esta idea la tenia desde el año pasado :sadtroll:

  No entendi, soy inculto

  2025-12-13 13:17

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  Sense

  Not anymore after they let anyone pass no matter what

  2025-12-13 13:13

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  kyoto calm

  And why are less chinese tourists going there?

  2025-12-12 21:22

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  yeah

  Well, the original florida man meme is fake too, just a guy arrested for battery and resisting arrest

  2025-12-07 13:55

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  Googling a number instead of picking up the phone

  If it's really important they'll call again. Fuck off

  2025-12-05 21:06

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  Deaf

  I don't know if I'd trust a deaf driver

  2025-12-05 20:54

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  almost there i guess

  I think a lot of people before our generations lived to work. As long as you take care of your body, find something to keep you busy and don't get unlucky, you should be able to enjoy 20 years or so.

  2025-12-03 14:45

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  family tech support

  Two factor authentication. Usually is required for a new login, or when cookies expire. You usually set it up to get a special code through IM or through an authenticator app

  2025-11-20 15:28

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  When you think you’re talking Florida but it’s Fallen...

  It's a web based rpg. Not really open world, more hub based. You improve your abilities and go through questlines in an arcane sort of victorian London. Sunless Sea is a spinoff that's available on steam, that one's open world.

  2025-11-20 08:23

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  Million dollars? Bro didn't even let them finish the ques...

  ... To kill yourself

  2025-11-17 14:02

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  More cat memes!

  She's got a fat ass? Count me in!!

  2025-11-14 20:40

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  This man speaks in side quests

  Might be rust, not too sure though

  2025-11-13 15:30

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  My kid debriefs me like I'm in the CIA

  Having had a cat, they usually get like that after you return from a vacation or some such thing.

  2025-11-13 15:29

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  Smart door forgets owner's face, locks him out

  IT'S DA BAT!!

  2025-11-10 12:41

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  yes

  They actually don't pay well canonically, which is usually why the people working are closely related to the incidents.

  2025-10-26 10:29

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  every time

  To add detail, it's a manhwa, a korean manga. They make them different, usually styling them into long, single panel panes with lots of space in between.

  2025-10-16 19:05

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  rewind my life pls

  Did you not heed the warning of Adam Sandler's famous tale?

  2025-10-10 10:09

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  ratón asustado

  Está jugando con su comida

  2025-10-07 22:13

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  obvious hint fail

  The thing is... If you're willing to get naked in front of a guy, you can probably be a bit more forward. But women are weird like that.

  2025-10-03 15:49

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  Pp

  "Ha-ha, don't worry, there's some great HR-approved jokes in there to lighten the mood, champ!"

  2025-10-01 16:38

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  memierda

  Nop, eso lo tiene que hacer el canal que lo sube, o vos cambiar el idioma de tu youtube al del video, pero se complica si ves en varios idiomas

  2025-10-01 16:13

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  Introvert

  Just start saying "yes, why?" Makes you look busy, but also like you care about them. Also avoids stupid calls

  2025-09-30 16:33

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  From janitor to principal. Real life character arc

  Maybe the principal just meant that he SUCKED at cleaning?

  2025-09-25 09:34

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  forgotten king

  The og movie is very cool and flashy, enough to hurt your eyes at times. And it also barely has any bearing on the sequel. And he doesn't do that much in the sequel either. Still cool.

  2025-09-12 21:08

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  dreams of loneliness like a heartbeat drives you mad, in ...

  That's why you talk to yourself like a sane person

  2025-09-12 21:04

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  demo saves lives

  Gotta love Steam Next Fest for bringing back a demo culture

  2025-09-11 07:03

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  Man climbs 19 floors to save his mom like it's Assassin's...

  It's good exercise

  2025-09-11 06:54

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  The monkey knew value, the thief knew nothing

  It's got an explicit gambling ad at the top.

  2025-09-05 15:29

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  Meatball took the test for him and failed miserably

  Maybe you shouldn't eat something as messy as a meatball sub without a plate beneath, WHILE DOING A TEST

  2025-09-02 16:22

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  talking to bots

  N.

  2025-09-02 16:18

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  When a flag says more than words ever could

  Not to excuse the little bastard, but the homeowner is the one that said the prick's flag was probably the LGTB flag. I don't understand how people think it's fine to complain about what other people put up on their lawn.

  2025-09-02 15:23

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  ij

  Ended up searching for it myself. Apparently it's from "We Bought A Zoo", out of anything it could've been. I guess the movie's more emotional than I would've thought.

  2025-08-30 00:44

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  ij

  What is this?

  2025-08-29 09:49

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  dad moment unlocked

  After Life. Widower tries to keep living.

  2025-08-28 13:15

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  dad moment unlocked

  I thought the second season was a bit rougher, especially everything relating to the prostitute. Could still make me laugh and cry like a little bitch tho

  2025-08-28 06:20

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  Irish trad wife speedruns cultural expectations

  Usually not that pretty. But worth it, to come home to a loving wife.

  2025-08-27 13:19

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  seen it

  You just gotta step up at that point. Source better memes, become an invaluable friend that makes him laugh

  2025-08-22 15:45

  +1
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  The quiet goodbye of an overwhelmed soul

  The sweet embrace of death?

  2025-08-22 15:43

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  A blank notes app, waiting to hold our quiet thoughts

  My individual group chat where I send reminders and notes to myself for later in life

  2025-08-18 16:49

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  Smart...

  'Nobody wanted to cut it up'. I get the meat probably was rotten or something, but it's not like you'd be doing it for free. A butcher with all his tools could cut it down to the bone, and then just send the rest down the sea for the fishes to nib on.

  2025-08-15 11:27

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  Always something new

  What kinda projects? Home renovation? Hobbies together? t. unmarried chap

  2025-08-13 11:53

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  Guess I'll fucking do it then

  After so long in jail, you don't come out the same man. Sometimes they commit crime just to get back inside. At least, that's what Shawshank redemption taught me.

  2025-08-13 08:11

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