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  Still buffering

  And here you are, commenting on a phone/ computer.

  2026-06-04 20:09

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  off grid

  If youre "off grid," computing wouldnt really be a major concern to use a limited fuel supply on. Just have a solar panels and a power powerbank so you can play solitaire and 3D pinball on XP

  2026-06-01 23:22

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  Men's mental health month

  And gotta put the TV on a box or something. Can't be looking down all day

  2026-06-01 19:57

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  Check out her weiner

  Nothing like a weiner ending up between her legs

  2026-05-22 12:49

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  Respect the troops

  Anybody notice the jet flying at the height of the wave, probably about to obliterate the crowd of soldiers on the right? AI sure is the best

  2026-05-18 21:04

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  I am rapidly falling out of love with the game. These fin...

  Thats the point. They're shows that were considered good up until near the end.

  2026-05-18 17:29

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  new fear

  Its great how the objects they used the dead spiders to clutch were other dead spiders

  2026-05-12 11:09

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  Big brain

  I recognize it too. It sounds like the cod zombie song Lullaby of a Deadman, but just slightly slowed down/off

  2026-05-06 00:34

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  You mad?

  Pretty sure its just to help draw the eye to France being left out if the map entirely

  2026-05-05 09:09

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  title

  Has to be a prank bag that you can buy to send stuff to friends, right? ... right?

  2026-04-30 20:25

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  legend uploads everything

  Til it all gets taken down and he gets sued into oblivion due to copyright laws

  2026-04-13 10:22

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  Opinion invalid moment

  Which is?

  2026-04-12 13:23

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  Welcome to Issaquah, Washington!

  As a bonus it plays Fortunate Son on loop every time you turn it on

  2026-03-29 13:25

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  USPS seeks fuel surcharge as Iran war drives oil prices

  The problem is we produce and export sweet oil. Meanwhile all our refineries are made to refine sour oil. We can sell the sweet for more than we can buy the sour. It sounds like a ridiculous joke, but look it up.

  2026-03-26 10:45

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  GTA 6be like:

  GTA 6 has Gamers Game Developers a delay?

  2026-03-19 09:41

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  Mam pomysł, jak wyleczyć go z tej sraczki

  You think that is what college is? Oh my young friend, wait until the real world starts after graduation.

  2026-03-19 01:46

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  Perfect for the golf course?

  Forget the silencer, he hit em with the loudener

  2026-02-21 11:55

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  I mean, hes not wrong

  3 issues i have with this video. 1 its a reaction video instead kf original 2 clearly faked 3 still manages to be pretty funny

  2026-02-19 16:15

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  He smoked for 107 years and it still wasn’t enough time

  I had to look it up to make sure. The oldest recorded living man died at age 116. This guy was claimed to be 121 but his age is disputed.

  2026-02-07 10:11

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  It's a cart, you idiot! Bubbles is gonna collect it

  No its a cart because *insert the one famous Childish Gambino song title here*

  2026-02-07 10:06

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  He smoked for 107 years and it still wasn’t enough time

  107 years of smoking? And died at 121? Either he is lying, started smoking as a baby, or he lived longer than any recorded man in history.

  2026-02-05 14:04

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  No dumb Florida moron jacks Tommy Vercetti

  Unless they're 55lb plates. 8 x 55 = 440 + 45 = 485

  2026-02-03 11:23

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  Well that backfired. Now they should do it with meth to p...

  

  2026-01-31 19:45

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  Change

  Good thing their lifespan is only a few weeks so it doesn't need to eat British shit. Their food is already bad enough going in, but think about after it comes out

  2026-01-29 21:52

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  She's down bad fr

  This clip just puts the filmer/ poster in the wrong. If it was reposted for the handsome punchline in there, they should have cut the clip way down

  2026-01-29 15:26

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  Blew off your hand? Still not my problem

  Somebody has played too much Call of Duty and thought they could pick up and toss back the grenade

  2026-01-29 08:53

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  hE wAs ArMeD

  Is there a report saying the gun went off? And wouldn't he believe the shot went off behind him since that's where the gun was with the other ICE agent carrying it away before Garda drew his gun?

  2026-01-25 15:58

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  The media lies all the time

  What father abandons their child in any scenario? You bring with with you, or you stand by him to take the punishment.

  2026-01-25 10:39

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  Alone..In Their Car

  It's so weird seeing people still masked. It's like 'my dude, even the major media losers you worship say its not needed or useful at this point'

  2026-01-25 10:26

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  Walz and Frey Belong In Prison

  Should he have been protesting ICE? No. But should he have been killed. Definitely not. The videos shows he wasn't mishandling his gun. It was legally in his holster. So as a 2A supporting American, I'm pissed he was killed for exercising his rights.

  2026-01-25 10:05

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  hE wAs ArMeD

  The officer fired "defensive shots," I doubt this means he saw the gun and within milliseconds identified it as a P320. Im sure Ill get downvotes but Im not defending the protest. Im objecting to the shooting of a legal-carrying citizen who wasn't a threat

  2026-01-25 09:56

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  hE wAs ArMeD

  He was pepperspread and beaten for his exercising his first amendment right, then shot for his second. Any police officer should recognize that we are allowed to bear arms, and if we are not a threat should not be shot. The official statement from DHS is

  2026-01-25 09:46

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  hE wAs ArMeD

  Should he have been standing in the street, or protesting ICE? No. However the cop who shot Alex was a dishit. 3 cops had Alex pinned, his hands were clearly visible and empty, his firearm was removed and carried away by another officer.

  2026-01-25 09:41

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  Maybe we need subtitles 'cause the explosions are louder ...

  Watched a really good youtube video that interviewed an audio mixer for reasons why, and there's a lot of factors: new mics are small and hidden so actors dont project, having to mix and overlap many mics audio, compressing audio for streaming, etc

  2026-01-24 15:42

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  kakapo got that incel lore

  One of the rocks must have written it, upset that it wasn't the kakapo's booty-call instead of first choice.

  2026-01-23 11:17

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  kakapo got that incel lore

  Then you have sex with rocks when it doesnt work?

  2026-01-23 11:16

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  tiktok truck cracked me up

  @title It is another level of comedy, however it's a new low level. Very low.

  2026-01-22 21:41

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  Police found WHAT in her LA house?

  I mean you could grave dig. However, then you would definitely be desecrating a corpse. Which makes me think it would only be allowed if somebody willingly let you eat a piece of them.

  2026-01-22 18:37

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  This tree outlived empires bro

  A yew tree? The f2p bots would be all over it.

  2026-01-17 17:17

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  father-son arc goes wild

  This is just from Creator Clash. This match is YouTubers Dad vs Matt Watson (supermega)

  2026-01-17 11:50

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  hahaha everyone is a thug until the USS Gerald R. Ford sh...

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  2026-01-16 21:49

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  Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these ...

  You could have stopped at "never buy a mask"

  2026-01-16 19:52

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  deficit pain

  I had never heard of it so I looked it up. Its saying 0 revenue at 0% or 100% tax rates, so a balance must be found.

  2026-01-16 01:23

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  deficit pain

  The national debt has increased consistently, but the deficit fluctuates. It was actually a small surplus in the 90s and early 2000s. Then .com bubble burst, War on Terror, 2008 crisis, Obama care, COVID...

  2026-01-15 23:47

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  Eppstein committed dang ol' suicide

  Yes, yes, we all know Xi Jinping is evil

  2026-01-13 10:01

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  P

  But just because it's a good idea and funny concept, doesn't mean we need to like a very lazily created AI slop meme

  2026-01-11 15:13

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  classic skyscraper snap

  If large mirrors could be hung behind the photographer photographing the famous photo, and the photographer photographing the photographer photographing the famous photo, then we could have captured an infinite mirror effect of photographers photographing

  2026-01-08 12:31

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  ugly deer

  Its Nara, Japan. I went there and there is a ton of vendors selling the crackers. We had a guide explain that since it brings so much tourism, as long as people only feed them the special "deer crackers" then its okay.

  2026-01-07 01:34

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  lore drop from cuba

  Apparently Maduro didnt trust anybody within his own country to not kill him so he had to have Cuban guards. Definitely a sign of a loved democratic leader right there.

  2026-01-06 21:17

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  Reaper drone has entered the chat...

  Ah yes nothing like leading your crying daughter directly in front of the filming camera for attention on the internet.

  2026-01-05 00:23

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  parry god

  Revised title: Player goes viral for wasting 8 hours of his life parrying a boss instead actually killing it

  2026-01-02 17:04

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  The blue is land if you feel it is

  

  2026-01-02 12:47

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  No title

  Grandma's 401k would be getting taxed as she takes it out. Roth or 770 plan gains would be "never taxed" retirement money if done correctly

  2026-01-01 13:20

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  That viral daycare finally got some kids after 3 years

  They misspelled "learing center"

  2025-12-31 22:03

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  mouth bulb warning

  Why not, you stupid bastard?

  2025-12-31 20:36

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  ego dropped, respect earned

  Why is 'I made a mistake' not included in the quotation marks?

  2025-12-31 11:31

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  They all deserve their own months, or at least days. Huma...

  Maybe January would be good for envy as you see what others recieved/ did over the holidays. Plus plenty of people set their resolutions based on how they compare to others (wanting to be slimmer, stronger, wealthier etc)

  2025-12-30 21:07

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  Let's go

  Essentially they're trying to pass a law that no plants or shrubbery could be within 5 feet of a home so any attached gardens/ flower bushes/ etc would need to be ripped out and replaced with glorious pavement. They cite wildfire prevention as their reason

  2025-12-28 16:37

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  Focus

  Fucus

  2025-12-27 12:01

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  sunset and peanuts

  I liked the idea of this one. I would have liked it a lot more without the potato santa and giant subtitles.

  2025-12-27 02:46

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  Being worried about drones while doing the most suspiciou...

  Homeless-less

  2025-12-24 18:49

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  Ha

  It's because they're doctors, lawyers and engineers. You're just an imperialist nationalist racist who doesn't know cultural enrichment when its stabbing/raping you.

  2025-12-23 10:34

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  Judge: "The gun was non-operational (though the gunman di...

  Then the bouncer who denied him was jailed for 20 years and the nightclub owner was fined $1 million.

  2025-12-20 10:21

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  Survival food

  Foie Gras is duck liver, but either way you're still correct

  2025-12-20 10:03

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  Mayo trauma haunts his dreams

  Talk about a great first world problem

  2025-12-16 17:54

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  Craft hack or cult lighting ritual

  Facebook moms have made it to memedroid

  2025-12-15 11:50

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  Bear Thief

  Beat me to it

  2025-12-12 23:39

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  to Memedroiders

  The best part is when the "meme lord" bows down to them right after this capture was taken

  2025-12-12 23:38

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  200 MPH Jet-Engine Garbage Truck

  Wow how is the camera guy keeping up with the truck going 200mph??

  2025-12-09 16:30

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  dongs in a hike

  Are you just trying to prove that even the crappiest ai slop can pass the new "moderation"

  2025-12-06 19:10

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  dongs in a debt

  I feel like we're at the point that if Americans decided to stop wasting most of their income on usless junk, it would cause cascading market crashes leading to a global financial crisis

  2025-12-04 14:19

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  One payment down, crisis still booming

  Obviously that wasn't covered in their Astrology of Non-Binaried Basket Weavers degree

  2025-12-04 14:13

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  Titanic theories getting weirder every year

  Alian

  2025-12-02 10:12

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  TV used to go offline at midnight... was that real?

  Poltergeist comes to mind, but after the national anthem it switched to static instead of the colors.

  2025-12-02 10:04

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  First bite of lava hot pizza rolls got me like

  Volcano from 1997

  2025-11-27 15:37

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  This 300-year-old tree just gave up naturally and it’s ...

  Only because somebody was there to hear it

  2025-11-26 21:06

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  Nirvana remastered

  I love how by his messed up hair and crazed look in his eyes that this took so many hours of failed attempts to finally make this. Pure determination.

  2025-11-26 03:09

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  Celebrating a hero and remembering who came first

  I get why a bot wouldnt care and post this. What I don't get is why 80~% of md just liked it without having this same thought.

  2025-11-25 18:18

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  lust speedrun fail

  Its referencing Samson who was incredibly strong due to his long hair, but told Delilah this secret which she immediately sold him out to the Philistines who cut his hair. He lost his strength, was imprisoned, and died bringing down a temple on himself

  2025-11-25 10:44

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  Thanksgiving Stuff

  

  2025-11-23 15:47

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  tiny home vibes

  To be fair, Im sure the video was longer but op didnt upload it fully

  2025-11-21 21:00

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  Steam really said put me in coach

  They said it will be priced "like a PC, not a console." So itll likely be more but PCs range in price so much it's hard to tell how much more.

  2025-11-21 18:00

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  cool time traveler support squad

  

  2025-11-20 11:55

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  denmark ban

  Youre right! Instead we should all stop using social media

  2025-11-15 01:47

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  GTA IV was written like a novel compared to III

  If you zoom into the GTA3 script it looks like AI gibberish

  2025-11-14 19:44

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  pppppp i'm suing

  

  2025-11-13 19:51

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  That moment when youre wondering why she chooses you and ...

  I thought this story was about having a great ass.

  2025-11-10 12:41

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  horny county speedrun record

  Horry county is pretty Whore-y

  2025-11-10 12:27

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  Someday someone walks in and it all makes sense

  Got your heart broken 3 times? Or full on divorced 3 times?

  2025-11-06 19:23

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  Is it okay if I drill at 10 tomorrow adulthood sneaks int...

  If it's a small job like this where it could start an hour earlier or later, it's nice to ask because of nap schedules. If my infant is thrown off her schedule, it can mess the whole day/ night up

  2025-11-04 17:19

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  antarctica said uno reverse

  Did the study say sea levels are rising? Did it mention the Northern Artic Circle region as a cause?

  2025-11-02 00:35

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  when you do it then they do it

  If you have to beg somebody to go to Chick-fil-A, then they really don't like you

  2025-11-01 19:41

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  yeah

  How is it a good compliation? There's no sense or order. Its such a mix. There's fails, skits, actual cool things, absolute cringe things, and more.

  2025-10-31 12:38

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  Watching that cannon ball bounce off the hull reminds me ...

  Wow Live Oak? Im surprised they managed to get live trees to grow on a ship

  2025-10-31 11:50

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  Gotta keep em toasty

  If youre cold, theyre cold. Put them in boiling water instead.

  2025-10-30 23:54

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  Understanding without language, chaos without subtitles

  I could hear it at well. Translation: "why big bridge up for smol boat"

  2025-10-30 23:09

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  peak 2025 gamer night

  And it cost you $56 plus tip. Thanks inflation

  2025-10-30 17:16

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  Double o myth

  It's such a weird form of trolling. Such a desperate need for people to comment on a post, so they make themselves look stupid and in need of correcting.

  2025-10-30 17:13

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  Only one chocolate holds the cure, choose wisely

  That's exactly what happens in the episode I could hear it in the chocolate saliors voice talking to Billy from Grim Adventures

  2025-10-29 12:42

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  boys when the plan actually works

  For the most part they're defensive and strike when close. If they just get in a corner away from the door, the one on the stairs would hopefully just slither towards it's friends so the guys could escape. But have a throwin rock ready just in case.

  2025-10-29 01:45

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