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  But nerds do this....

  You’ve clearly never studied Computer Science in College

  2017-11-11 19:47

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  Damn

  So what? Just cancel the damn trial. This is only an issue for young teens without a credit card.

  2017-09-06 17:24

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  Follow x follow

  You too, Zelda

  2017-06-20 20:20

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  Follow x follow

  

  2017-06-20 20:06

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  Follow x follow

  I still remember that day... Never forget

  2017-06-20 08:32

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  True

  I attend most of my lectures but the response would probably be the same. There's about 200 students in the course.

  2017-03-14 13:07

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  Yep

  "What do you mean 'Fucky' isn't a word?!"

  2017-03-11 17:34

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  How to get rid of your pesky boyfriend

  That hand placement at the beginning had me thinking this was heading a different direction. I've been bamboozled

  2017-03-07 19:05

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  Insert witty iphone joke here []

  Because it's making fun of Apple on Memedroid. It's like going to North Korea and talking shit about the US.

  2017-03-02 12:46

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  nice to meet you again

  Ah College...

  2017-03-02 12:35

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  got it fam

  I use it for Netflix and safer public wifi roaming.

  2017-02-20 11:33

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  women's rights in America

  *AD POPS UP*

  2017-02-08 15:44

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  Downvote every other comment starting with the first

  Basically my entire Semester.

  2017-01-29 08:38

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  Happens

  No I drove 500 miles for a 17 year old...

  2017-01-18 19:50

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  5th of the day

  Reports can be presented in different ways. Written, video, oral presentation etc. It is very common in University to make power point presentations for your reports and then present them in front of your lecturer as a speech, accompanied by slides.

  2016-12-30 14:25

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  5th of the day

  Science behind it. What makes people clumsy. Even the silliest of things have complicated reasons behind them.

  2016-12-30 14:04

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  Need one??

  It's not a new uncharted game for those wondering. Just standalone DLC like Left Behind was.

  2016-12-04 20:38

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  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  Thanks sugar... though im weirded out that you found a 5 month old meme...

  2016-10-16 07:27

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  stupid college

  I meant it as an insult to arts students, but not arrogant against everyone. Oh well.

  2016-10-11 14:42

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  stupid college

  Those downvotes are delicious. Nothing better than knowing I triggered some gender study students

  2016-10-11 14:24

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  stupid college

  Sucks to be you, Arts student. Freshman here, I can't wait to get my Computer Science degree and get a job straight out of Uni just like 90% of the graduates from my course

  2016-10-11 13:12

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  More oppressed than blacks in the 1600s

  Odd coloured hair is my fetish. Too bad so many of those which dye their hair in such a way are retarded

  2016-09-17 10:22

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  We finally found Ethans grandfather!

  Oh that's where the chin went.

  2016-09-16 19:07

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  Your life sucks

  If you're working at a drive thru, you obviously don't have a better option so you suck it up

  2016-08-26 19:22

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  Good call Zach

  That's why you follow your roommates even if their tweets are annoying as hell.

  2016-08-26 07:04

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  Heart

  8 days? What do you lot get paid monthly?

  2016-08-25 08:41

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  Tinisha can burn in hell!

  Well she said autistic, not atustic

  2016-08-25 08:32

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  first day of school be like

  How the hell do I translate eating, sleeping and video games into a 20,000 word essay

  2016-08-19 22:36

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  got that reminder achieved

  That's not an app, it's a default iPhone widget

  2016-08-07 22:33

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  This is life

  'A series of unfortunate events'

  2016-08-03 09:25

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  yeeeeeeee

  Good luck man! I'm starting Computer Science in September. If shit doesn't work out, it'll be a pleasure making "Coffee" with you.

  2016-07-28 18:10

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  A social life seriously

  James needs to get out more. It's mostly just drinking and taking the occasion selfie. At least in Ireland

  2016-07-27 10:25

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  Not for me though

  Although your comment has no grammatical mistakes, it bothers me so much that you "look" at grammar. I want to punch you, but damn it you technically didn't do anything wrong...

  2016-07-25 16:26

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  got em

  Damn it's been months since my Reddit roast me and I'm still finding new material Should of dyed my eyebrows when I did my hair too I guess

  2016-07-23 00:49

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  got em

  Oh so when a black guy tries to claim someone as his own it's fine but when I do it its slavery and suddenly I'm racist...

  2016-07-22 10:44

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  Din du nuffins

  Not Walmart.

  2016-07-15 22:16

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  Tl;Dr

  *Points at a black guy* "And this shit here"

  2016-07-13 02:49

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  Your welcome about slavery.

  Apologise the my customers who don't get as much cotton as they used to!

  2016-07-12 08:02

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  Respect your waiters

  Never tipped a %, only a set amount that I felt they deserved. Tipping is optional, and if you're a total bitch then you are getting absolutely nothing.

  2016-07-06 17:56

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  wtf is going on there?

  My favourite anime.

  2016-07-04 13:26

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  Spam the 4th comment with GTFO!

  Vivid coloured hair is my fetish

  2016-07-04 13:24

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  Teacher is tha real mvp

  These days, even a bunch of guys would keep them. The tides are slowly turning.

  2016-07-02 13:29

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  Bork Bork

  Eyyyy I just saw this comment section in a meme

  2016-06-29 14:44

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  Fuck

  Florida-Man strikes again.

  2016-06-29 14:38

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  yay

  I was never spanked and respect only those who deserve it. If you're an eighty year old cunt, I will not respect you simply because of your age. It's not physical negative reinforcement that makes good kids, it's proper parenting which includes talking to your children and guiding them through moral dilemmas as they grow and learn.

  2016-06-08 19:55

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  What the fuck?!

  I could of sworn I did this in Uncharted 4, just without the sheep.

  2016-06-03 13:32

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  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  I thought it would be a weirdly sexy dude...

  2016-06-01 14:25

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  Hahaha

  If only this were a gif...

  2016-05-31 21:50

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  I wouldn't know

  This changes everything... Jiggly boobies incoming

  2016-05-31 21:36

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  They're funny though

  Double negative... Tsk. Tsk. That's a paddlin'

  2016-05-31 21:34

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  Best discovery ever

  My reaction was: Why haven't I started doing this years ago?!

  2016-05-29 12:50

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  ...

  When you're not in danger of this because your willy is < 1in. Commenting this for a friend...

  2016-05-25 17:22

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  Whyyy

  They took him to the hospital, free of charge. Ireland

  2016-04-26 20:19

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  Whyyy

  I don't know where you live bud... Pizza takes 30-40 minutes. Called an ambulance for someone who was having bad stomach aches and didn't get a chance to finish a smoke before they arrived. A+ ambulance. Free too

  2016-04-26 11:43

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  If you're reading this, I love you.

  Yes I have and there are tons of amateurs out there yes but can you really look me in the eye and tell me that you weren't an amateur at one point too? They don't need negativity, it doesn't help. I don't know about you, but if I lose a match I still type GG because even though it was a loss, it was at the same time a learning experience and I am grateful for my fellow team that supported me.

  2016-04-25 08:01

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  If you're reading this, I love you.

  Oh please... That's as true as the classic "It's the lag!" It doesn't matter if your team isn't the best but damb it you don't throw them under the bus. You do your best and you know that the guy next to you will do his best as well. Motivate each other, not put yourselves down.

  2016-04-25 02:48

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  ONE WORD?

  There are 3 words in that supposedly 1 word sentence. You know what's interesting? A triangle has 3 points, sides and angles. Together they make up the only 1 New World Order represented by a triangle. Jesus is illuminati confirmed.

  2016-04-15 21:33

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  Thick bitches be think in the head when thinking this

  Bones don't jiggle when you mingle. Hope that answers your question on why you're single. You can scream and shout just please don't eat out, the buffet is a wonderful place, but seriously woman you need to control your damn pace. You don't have curves, won't even attract any pervs but by the end of the day I just wanted to get on your nerves.

  2016-04-06 19:24

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  Bitches be cray cray

  Depends how drunk I am.

  2016-04-06 03:08

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  Bitches be cray cray

  Oh women's logic is impossible to understand, almost as much as the notorious 'Bic' brand. Know what I want, know what to say but never shall I gift you the time of day she may certainly say! But that is the price that we pay, for all those times she lay as we pounded away. I chuckled as I was writing that line I cannot lie but whoops I seem to be losing this point of mine. Silly and confusing they may be forcing you to watch Glee, but it is never in my heart to flee.

  2016-04-05 21:07

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  Pure originality

  While this logic of yours is almost flawless, I'll be picky and tell you to first find a state that is lawless. Incest you craved, but your sister never gave. So you attempt to find a loophole to fill your deepest sexual desires, but what you didn't expect is me to own pliers. A curious man I am, therefore I found your little secret, man.

  2016-04-05 20:56

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  Ugly af

  All these attention whores on social platforms are embarrassingly parading themselves to cause sympathy storms. Has the ego of ones self slouched so low that you must constantly put on a public ridicule show? Sympathy for these tarnished souls is all that I feel, and hope that these empty voids of darkness in thy hearts begin to heal.

  2016-04-05 20:48

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  Thirsty ol' Memedroid.

  What can I say, nothing else has ever worked before so I'm just trying something new

  2016-04-05 20:32

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  Thirsty ol' Memedroid.

  My pleasure

  2016-04-05 20:30

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  Thirsty ol' Memedroid.

  The ocean is nothing more than mere liquid m'lady. I shall drink it all and form a path so our estranged souls could meet and become soul mates as it was written in the stars high above the clouds. I shall travel north, south, east and west and only when I find you shall I rest. Apologies I've been writing a lot of English essays today...

  2016-04-04 20:11

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  Thirsty ol' Memedroid.

  Take a look in the mirror .... So... Are we dating yet?

  2016-04-02 20:53

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  Cats

  All they want is love and shit.

  2016-03-31 16:51

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  the division breaking bad reference

  For BB fans, there's a fantastic theory up on YouTube explaining why it is very likely that Walter didn't die! I think it's on the Film Theory channel, look it up.

  2016-03-30 17:30

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  10th comment likes horse dick up his ass

  Just like the planes are off course.

  2016-03-28 08:24

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  Mega-Collection!

  There's no such things as chicks with dicks only guys with tits!

  2016-02-23 21:40

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  yes no wait what

  2 hours searching for the right video, 5 minutes doing the

  2016-02-23 21:19

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  classix

  I'm friends with this outsider who doesn't really get along with anyone. I felt bad for him so I befriended him to be nice and to be safe (he's white). Now I talk to him but I don't ever invite him to join my main group of friends.

  2016-02-22 19:56

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  Hope

  Apologies, I was more gearing towards the idea. As in changing a race sounds like a massive change.

  2016-02-22 18:49

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  Hope

  People call Jenner a hero her hate that "black" chick. Only I don't see the difference. Both decided to change who they were born as. Why is race different from gender? Whether I support their choices to change is irrelevant. All I'm saying is that both of them made massive physical changes to be who they think they really are. So either like or hate both.

  2016-02-22 17:15

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  Fap fap fap it's perfect

  Not really. An artist is never truly happy with their work. Give them a year or ten at the end they will still find something to nitpick but nonetheless they go ahead and publish their work because nothing is perfect and must move on to other projects.

  2016-02-21 20:44

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  Leonardo

  If you want to make six figures straight out of college just major in Getting Dat Paper. You can thank me later, with a cheque.

  2016-02-10 20:05

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  Take a moment for good old memories

  I'm curious, what's actually in the grave if all the characters are the mourners?

  2016-02-05 11:05

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  Tears are the poetry of the downtrodden

  I shit you not when I'm on the toilet my wifi works better if I leave the door open. I don't know if it's science or coincidence...

  2016-01-13 20:02

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  Gamers

  But that's my fetish

  2016-01-12 20:32

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  That's a thing?! I thought only my service provider has access to the entire history. Oh well, nobody in my house knows about this anyway.

  2016-01-12 16:01

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  My pleasure :)))))

  That cake kind of looks like a....

  2015-12-16 20:28

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  Can someone please explain?

  So we feel better about ourselves...

  2015-12-13 20:42

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  Call me krabs cuz im cheap as hell

  "You ain't getting shit." So I'm getting something good? Cool!

  2015-12-11 11:14

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  title is upset

  I try to add good players to my friends list and hope to play again. It's how a lot of E-Sports teams start out too. -Edit: I'm not interested in E-Sports, just noting.

  2015-12-09 18:13

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  weeeee

  But wait! There's more!

  2015-12-07 16:36

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  Good news for trannies

  Usually I'd down vote such grammar use, but this perfectly sums up what's going on in my head. Up vote for you my good sir.

  2015-11-29 20:32

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  Good news for trannies

  Male seahorses don't have to go get extensive surgery. You don't think these men will 'evolve' and be able to do it naturally do you?

  2015-11-29 20:30

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  Do-do-do-do-do Dora

  /b/ on 4Chan. It's a dark place, take someone who's been there before to guide you out of the way to avoid traps, loli's and more...

  2015-11-23 20:23

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  Childhood ruined.

  Does it bother anyone else that the quote is not only from the wrong scene but from the wrong movie entirely? Or am I just geeking out...

  2015-11-23 19:57

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  Angry Enemies

  Memedroid is my primary app for memes, though I use Ifunny too. Fuck me right? Ifunny has these hand picked 'Features' that are for the most part new and good memes/gifs. But they only add like 20 of them every several hours so once I'm done with them I jump over to here. - Android & iOS user

  2015-11-17 20:21

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  dank memes m'lady

  Voldemort?

  2015-11-11 13:56

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  one child

  The Chinese government saw this roast and decided to make it a 2 child policy just recently. Felt bad for the parents most likely. Good on ya China

  2015-11-11 13:36

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  don't roast me

  I'm not into scene since they usually use a ton of make up but oddly dyed hair is so attractive to me

  2015-11-10 19:20

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  pay the artist

  Just higher the exposure up with Photoshop.

  2015-11-03 21:08

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  Silly

  Old classic joke. Haven't seen it in meme form. Missed some build up to it, but funny nonetheless. Gg op

  2015-11-03 19:44

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  Preach on

  Eh, I don't mind Bae. It's a funny little word. Plus, unlike SWAG and Yolo, it stands for someone nice and not something completely retarded.

  2015-11-02 20:06

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  الله اكبااااار!!!!!!

  Last search is by Bruce Jenner I bet

  2015-10-28 20:28

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  Anything for my masters........................degree

  Madame Zeroni?

  2015-10-21 19:21

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  Anything for my masters........................degree

  It's a degree that you get after doing in this case 4 years in college.

  2015-10-21 19:20

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  my milkshake brings every second comment to the yard

  Thanks Presuming that's you in your profiler, id honestly say you 1 up me! Your kind comment made up for the rest

  2015-10-21 14:54

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