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  this isnt ok

  It will ALWAYS be too soon.

  2014-01-28 23:57

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  Come and cuddle ♡

  I have most of these on Blu-ray, but there's just something comfy and nostalgic and sentimental about watching them on VHS on an old TV...

  2014-01-27 23:49

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  when they tell you about it pretend you don't see it

  Baby from Toy Story 3!

  2014-01-27 23:44

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  true story

  That's what mine does after her nightly trip to the litter box...my husband says it's because she feels so much lighter.

  2014-01-27 23:40

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  Obama's America

  Really, I see enough of this bullshit on Facebook. I come here to get away from the serious and the stupid and the ignorant. Oh wait.

  2014-01-27 23:36

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  Very moving..

  It's pretty sad that I watch the news and follow several different news pages on Facebook and Twitter and haven't heard of this til now, on Memedroid of all places.

  2014-01-26 22:28

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  k

  I grew up being told Ford was shit, but all the cars my family had over the years (Honda, Toyota, Dodge, Jeep) constantly had problems. Then I bought my Mustang and it's the most reliable car any of us has ever owned. I love it.

  2014-01-26 02:31

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  Well, puck.

  Our first morning together in our house after getting married, my husband and I had dessert and beer for breakfast JUST BECAUSE WE COULD.

  2013-05-23 12:03

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  Derp

  @randomness I've seen them at Sears, primarily during the holidays. I know...Sears of all places , but who cares, it's GIANT REESES.

  2013-05-23 11:55

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  Derp

  There is no such thing as "too much peanut butter"

  2013-05-23 11:52

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  sex yall, sex

  True fucking story.

  2013-05-17 09:38

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  my whole life was a lie

  Fancy people "freshen up" with perfume in the ladies' room.

  2013-05-17 09:31

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  Bacon

  I never get compliments on my perfume... I can't smell it on myself after a while so it's always nice to get confirmation that I smell good...

  2013-05-13 11:15

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  Why is there so many potatoes! Eat them you little shit!

  I asked my mom once why she refused to buy food we wanted to eat and kept buying food that she knew we didn't like. She said if she bought food we liked that we "would just eat it all!"

  2013-05-07 21:54

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  illusion of the bat

  I knew I shouldn't have gotten on Memedroid while sick...I swear I almost threw up when I saw this...

  2013-05-06 22:43

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  his arms are heavy, his palms are sweaty

  SNAP BACK TO REALITY!

  2013-05-05 11:41

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  grandpa

  It seems like phones were getting smaller and smaller and now they're slowly getting bigger again.

  2013-05-05 11:35

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  Every time

  Did I mention my brother is 16?

  2013-05-05 11:31

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  Every time

  My younger brother's directions: Fill half the glass with powder, half the glass with milk. Stir noisily and spill 1/4 onto the counter and don't clean it up. Be sure to get it all over your face when you drink it, but don't wipe it off. Thats for sissies.

  2013-05-05 11:31

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  did you see..

  I didn't understand it til I got older! I actually just got done watching this.

  2013-05-04 22:20

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  penguins

  

  2013-05-04 22:19

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  ugly shoes

  I don't think shoes can possibly get any uglier than those.

  2013-05-03 23:22

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  Try it..

  Fuckin' Boohbah! I forgot about that show!

  2013-05-03 21:57

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  dat ***

  Actually, I found "sewned" to be the funniest part of the meme! I guess I'm the only one...

  2013-05-03 11:42

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  i will ductape yo ass

  For some reason this made me think of those clear strips of tape older women use on their saggy face skin to give it a sort of "invisible" lift.

  2013-05-03 11:39

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  Family guy ftw

  My husband and I both hate kids, that's partially why I was attracted to him, and why he was attracted to me. All the other guys I dated loved kids, which I found unattractive. Because fuck instinct?

  2013-05-03 11:32

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  sex war!!!!

  Well, if there weren't any men around, we would find even more problems in dealing with each other all the time, and that would NOT be pretty.

  2013-05-03 11:27

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  spermtroll XD

  And then he realizes he's inside a condom and gets thrown into the garbage can along with tissues filled with the ghosts of sperm past, and everybody lived happily ever after. The end.

  2013-05-03 11:23

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  u killed me!!!

  Actually, when I was about 5 years old ('95), I had a dream that I was walking around a store and pulled out a wallet, and inside that wallet was a small screen where Scooby Doo was playing. I remember thinking 'that's impossible!'

  2013-05-03 01:11

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  u killed me!!!

  It's different now. All I have to do is tap my phone a few times and I have access to any movie I want. It would have seemed amazing back during the video store days, but I actually miss the old way of renting movies.

  2013-05-03 01:03

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  I do this alot

  My husband and I talk memes all the time but when I reference them around anyone else I get this look: and I'm like ...but really, Y U NO UNDERSTAND!?

  2013-05-03 00:59

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  Aol summoning satan since 1985

  I can look back on those times fondly, but would I ever go back to that?

  2013-05-03 00:56

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  Spongebob

  

  2013-05-03 00:48

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  that is a title

  They look like 10 years old. That little slut!

  2013-05-02 21:38

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  :(

  Poor thing just wanted to meet him, too!

  2013-05-02 21:36

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  Derp :[

  Chef don't juuudge!

  2013-05-02 15:11

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  damn right

  What a despicable little useless piece of shit. How could anyone NOT hate him?

  2013-05-01 22:10

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  You know what i mean

  

  2013-05-01 22:07

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  bachelor of commerce... 4 years... 100k -.-

  Beth, I couldn't have said it better if I tried.

  2013-04-30 11:32

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  Forever alone

  And that was the day I started being a nicer sister to him. We've been more like friends ever since.

  2013-04-30 11:26

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  Forever alone

  My little brother (15 years old) kept bothering me one day so I said "Why don't you go hang out with your friends and leave me alone?? " and he said "But I don't have any friends... "

  2013-04-30 11:25

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  we all know that guy

  This made me sad.

  2013-04-30 11:03

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  this is my dog....all the time....

  My kitten is the exact same way!

  2013-04-30 11:01

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  10pts to Gryffindor

  That is a perfect troll face!

  2013-04-30 10:56

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  So cute! Please ignore iFunny watermark

  That's how little mine was when she first came to our door!

  2013-04-30 10:50

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  irrelevant title

  You can have it.

  2013-04-30 10:45

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  The new Memedroid update can be pretty badass at times, b...

  Oh my God.

  2013-04-30 10:42

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  *#@!ing uploaders pictures!!!

  JFK

  2013-04-30 10:41

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  this why we cant have nice things

  Oh shit!

  2013-04-30 10:09

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  true

  How about don't cheat, period?

  2013-04-30 10:03

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  Mom's logic

  My mom would ask for "help" with simple obviously one-person jobs...then I would just stand there with nothing to do as she did it all herself, ignoring me, so I'd try to walk off and she would yell about needing help.

  2013-04-30 00:14

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  so I searched evil bird

  Oh my fuck.

  2013-04-30 00:06

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  Yep

  Oh sweet Jesus.

  2013-04-30 00:05

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  AWWWWWW!

  Nothing better than being surrounded by a bunch of puppies!

  2013-04-28 20:03

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  beware

  How can you not notice the effects it is having on your leg before it gets that bad?

  2013-04-28 20:02

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  Chasing

  Such beautiful pets! And cats will be cats...

  2013-04-28 20:00

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  Pit bulls. <3

  Dat sweet face!

  2013-04-27 10:50

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  Leave my childhood alone!

  Long live the King.

  2013-04-27 10:48

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  this

  The world really does not need that many more people from one freaking family.

  2013-04-27 10:47

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  i am the black tv........ fuck

  Seriously, I don't know what's up with all the down votes on everything lately, but I upvoted you all.

  2013-04-27 10:35

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  i am the black tv........ fuck

  White Kitten!

  2013-04-27 10:33

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  Lol

  Fuck em, I dress for myself.

  2013-04-27 10:27

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  Not so funny uh

  Your house is large enough that you can avoid the pee til you can clean it up. The dog can't do that in his tiny house.

  2013-04-27 10:21

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  ._.

  ^guys make memes about hot girls all the time.

  2013-04-27 10:19

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  I love pit bulls! I have two. <3

  All the pit bulls I have ever known have been some of the most precious, loyal, sweet, and easy to train dogs I've ever seen. They're a pleasure to be around. I really would love to adopt a rescue pit!

  2013-04-27 10:15

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  i love everbody who comments

  As long as people don't start upvoting or downvoting based on the profile picture and not the actual comment, I don't really give a fuck.

  2013-04-27 10:07

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  Just felt you all needed a self confidence boost

  Body type: woman.

  2013-04-27 09:51

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  i can show you the world

  ^me too, now I will be singing it all day!

  2013-04-27 09:51

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  wut.

  @Beverly

  2013-04-27 09:36

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  wut.

  Um, marriage isn't a religious institution, not all people are religious, and no one HAS to support it even if it is legal. People need to mind their own business.

  2013-04-27 09:36

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  STAHP SNORING

  Most nights I consider myself lucky to fall asleep first since my husband snores with the intensity of a thousand stampeding buffalo.

  2013-04-27 09:19

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  Confused cat

  That looks just like my little kitten!

  2013-04-26 21:18

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  new update made creamsickle my pants

  @epic_norwegian_mage I looked at it. So what are you gonna do about it?

  2013-04-26 20:40

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  Youtube comments... LOL

  It may be a repost but since all my favorites disappeared, it did give me a good laugh to see it again.

  2013-04-26 20:35

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  who needs the system anyways

  Yep, that's a cat for you. They'd prefer a random sheet of paper on the floor, or anything that you're trying to read or work on.

  2013-04-26 20:32

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  my number is here -----------------------> ...

  I do love Memedroid! I just hate these posters...

  2013-04-26 20:30

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  George Carlin says so

  Actually, I'm pretty fucking proud to be Irish.

  2013-04-26 20:17

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  It's my Birthday today! ^_^

  I hope you have a very happy birthday! And...you used my comment! I feel so special.

  2013-04-26 20:12

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  trolling lesson

  That poor cat...

  2013-04-26 19:33

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  What a Douchenoggin

  Did those bitches a favor. It's a trap!

  2013-04-26 14:43

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  Download the new memedroid update. My orgasm keeps going.

  I would've laughed and done this.

  2013-04-26 14:23

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  Oh Fuck Yes..

  They send me like two every week. Somehow they sent me the same amount before I got married and moved out, but I never got them, probably because I lived with two teenage brothers who stole them from the mailbox...

  2013-04-26 14:16

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  Diesel

  You can put your Diesel in my...car.

  2013-04-26 14:05

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  since were doing calculator art

  this war. This will go down in Memedroid history.

  2013-04-26 13:52

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  .

  I wish I still had my calculator...

  2013-04-26 13:35

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  after marriage

  So why the fucking fuck are all my favorited memes GONE!?!?

  2013-04-26 00:09

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  two. weeks.

  When I was in 5th grade, my mom and teachers had to have a conference about getting me to quit wearing my Harry Potter robe over my clothes every day.

  2013-04-26 00:05

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  She still shot me down...

  SOAD.

  2013-04-26 00:03

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  My history teacher is cool

  Reminds me of the time when my old civic/history teacher (a grumpy old ex-Marine) came to school dressed as "Zog the History God" on the day of the EOC/final exam!

  2013-04-25 23:58

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  My Childhood :')

  And you ended up filling in the entire background and a few other sections you had other plans for because of one silly little place where the lines didn't meet!

  2013-04-25 23:44

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  So i heard you guys like Redheads?(;

  So, does the carpet match the uh...fro?

  2013-04-25 23:38

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  Drawing #2

  You people fucking rock.

  2013-04-25 21:44

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  Ninjawafflez vs. Lecherous!

  Favorite ALL the calculator war memes! Finally, some action around here!

  2013-04-25 09:37

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  this guy is awesome

  I really want to know if he ever showed up...

  2013-04-25 09:34

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  mine is black window

  White Deodorant.

  2013-04-24 23:35

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  mine is black window

  Holy sweet mother of God, my thumb now has a 6-pack from all that scrolling.

  2013-04-24 23:33

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  .........

  Scumbag ex actually tried to make the argument that I was better off unhappy with him than happy alone.

  2013-04-24 23:30

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  Bro service 24/7

  Scumbag husband.

  2013-04-24 23:28

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  upvote second comment

  In North Carolina we usually say "soda" or "Coke". If someone says "pop", it kinda takes us by surprise.

  2013-04-24 23:18

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  so true

  Mrrr, bmrrrrrrr, ckkkrrrKKKKK...10 seconds later, all hell breaks loose.

  2013-04-24 22:59

  +1