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  Doze a-holes cain't leaf. Who're we gonna steal from now?

  looting ≠ patronizing

  2026-06-23 09:10

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  close enough

  Homochrobe

  2026-06-23 08:51

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  Trust issues abroad

  Haaland looks like he eats a strict diet of other people's faces

  2026-06-23 08:42

  +4
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  financial damage

  But but but the internet told me it's not possible for this generation to buy a house

  2026-06-23 08:38

  +1
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  yes

  Go back, Sam! You can't swim!

  2026-05-28 11:21

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  Cat loading screen

  Never had a willing spinner, but one of mine liked to be launched like a curling stone

  2026-05-12 16:26

  0
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  Oh damn that's not good

  100Mb/s is plenty fast for your OF stream

  2026-05-12 15:54

  +3
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  I am 0 for 6.

  I thought I'd be safe away from urban areas. But no.

  2026-05-12 15:49

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  2017 kids fake

  The Rapture actually did happen in 2011.

  2026-04-26 20:51

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  Careful what you plant in life

  Throw in a little Morning Glory for color

  2026-04-15 20:19

  +3
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  Locked in

  I hope he got The Thing!

  2026-04-10 19:50

  +4
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  Paying insane insurance just to still pay more

  Have been to ER. Not in Texas. Can confirm: full of illegals there for sniffles & cough - nothing life-threatening.

  2026-04-08 20:54

  +4
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  Times change and so do what we accept

  If you're concerned about getting excited when encountering an attractive woman in public, perhaps you should not also be wearing them

  2026-04-08 20:38

  +1
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  title

  I don't think you're using those correctly

  2026-04-08 20:23

  +1
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  lmao

  ...churches, the gym, in healthy relationships, at work...

  2026-04-08 20:17

  +29
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  tRump wishes he were Obama

  Get there early before the line gets too long

  2026-04-05 17:22

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  Task misunderstood successfully failed

  I can fix h... actually nevermind.

  2026-04-01 16:03

  +13
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  Graduating into bills taxes and mortality

  In that order.

  2026-04-01 06:33

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  Hummingbird builds nest on a peach

  Who's going to tell her?

  2026-04-01 06:33

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  A little penguin dressed by nature itself

  MOLTONG!

  2026-03-31 20:54

  +3
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  light lag

  And voting in US elections!

  2026-03-31 20:48

  +2
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  Woke up and chose absolute chaos mode

  Damn, ocean

  2026-03-31 20:40

  +2
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  Israel first

  How tf do you boycott... Israel?

  2026-03-31 20:31

  +4
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  gang gang

  American Gang Sign Language is a freshman year requirement in the Future Doctors and Lawyers curriculum

  2026-03-22 21:26

  +4
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  voice reveal

  31 and you've only been in the Marines and the Navy so far?

  2026-03-16 14:48

  +4
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  Walmart dubstep song nobody asked for but it slaps

  Eh.

  2026-03-16 14:30

  +4
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  Cabin construction

  All built in a day with no lighting change

  2026-03-14 19:01

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  world leader

  Kim Jong Un really keeping the weight down and looking vibrant these days!

  2026-03-05 17:39

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  Same

  No lies were told

  2026-03-05 17:34

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  Propaganda

  It's... almost like it wasn't our idea to begin with

  2026-03-05 17:03

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  Sure hon

  Proxy wars are just practice wars

  2026-03-05 16:59

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  so about iran

  Already happened. Multiple times.

  2026-03-02 19:40

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  Life hack

  Convenient that Chrysler minivans of that era already have rusted through holes in their floors.

  2026-02-28 17:29

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  They were only slightly off

  When pigs fly

  2026-02-27 07:37

  +3
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  Funny how familiar faces still surprise us

  Considering he's pushing 60 and should be gray, yes, it's weird.

  2026-02-26 21:48

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  Olympics but horse trolling

  Owner got horse balls in her eyes.

  2026-02-26 21:32

  0
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  When US / Cuba relations start to soften

  Is this a thinly veiled threat?

  2026-02-26 21:26

  +1
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  Ai boss fight unlocked

  Robots in disguise?

  2026-02-23 13:24

  +7
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  Arguing with an npc

  Jerry

  2026-02-20 19:31

  +1
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  Phil Collins proving ordinary men can fill a stadium

  Fucking legend. The IT guy at my job, I mean.

  2026-02-20 19:23

  +10
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  Me begging for days off then wasting them

  That's what they're for

  2026-02-19 16:53

  +2
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  HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCE ANDREW!!!

  The Brits also arrest people for memes, so...

  2026-02-19 16:45

  +9
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  Wood is rarer than diamonds actually

  Do you want an alien invasion? Because that's how you get an alien invasion.

  2026-02-16 18:07

  +7
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  Criticize AI meet billionaire defense squad

  Aren't they already paying the media outlets for this service?

  2026-02-16 18:05

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  Freshman punter gets called to varsity and becomes a lege...

  Is this AI slop or does the endzone say NARRENG,

  2026-02-13 16:17

  +3
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  Christmas dinner and suddenly you’re surrounded by vill...

  Can someone please pass the juice?

  2026-02-03 07:32

  +1
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  He thought I remembered him

  Hard times are coming for all of us

  2026-02-03 07:00

  +2
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  Dog stayed in the snow for 13 hours

  So, not just regular snow?

  2026-02-03 06:54

  +8
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  Truth......

  From my point of view, the Jedi are evil

  2026-01-31 16:29

  +1
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  USA at 249 like it's season finale time

  Probably near the end of WWII

  2026-01-31 10:33

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  Chocolate zombie

  Too many witnesses

  2026-01-25 18:38

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  Prob before your time

  We're not far from fully immersive interactive worlds in VR headsets where people go to clock out of this life until they die. It's coming.

  2026-01-17 09:15

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  dongs in a supermarket

  Even better if they touch the ground when she sits

  2026-01-11 15:08

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  Iranian protesters burn Tehran's Al-Rasool Mosque.

  Don't get your hopes up. People have been burning churches for hundreds of years

  2026-01-10 17:34

  +2
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  Why does this stew ad feel like a horror trailer?

  Man, Quaaludes were far out, and everyone was doing them.

  2026-01-07 21:58

  +3
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  Max beat the system in a coma

  I think you mean ret*rded

  2026-01-07 14:40

  +5
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  30 and still purring

  Happy Birthday!

  2026-01-07 14:38

  +9
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  Venezuelan spits truth bombs about what is going on.

  Well that went from zero to like 65, and then to 100 and then back down to around 74 real quick!

  2026-01-06 17:51

  +11
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  No title

  Nope.

  2025-12-30 17:51

  +1
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  Dinner Time!

  White wine with three bowls of mac n cheese?

  2025-12-30 17:39

  +2
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  Frodo makes one choice and Gandalf flips

  We will go through the mines

  2025-12-30 17:31

  +1
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  VP with a shout-out to Nick Shirley.

  And don't call him... oh wait, no it's cool.

  2025-12-28 15:18

  +11
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  Dongs on African Engineers

  Shout this from the mountaintops

  2025-12-28 15:15

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  Minnesota "daycare"

  No worries! They're not actually providing childcare services. They're just using shell businesses to steal American tax dollars and send it overseas to terrorists.

  2025-12-27 16:51

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  Muslim Walz

  Could've been Vice President of the United States of America. God help us all.

  2025-12-27 16:36

  +8
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  This cartoon explains inflation better than your finance ...

  A $50 gold coin is worth about $4,500 USD fiat today

  2025-12-24 18:21

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  No title

  Bidenomics

  2025-12-22 21:48

  +2
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  There's a coin under one of these and my sanity depends o...

  Welcome to the corporate world, kid!

  2025-12-19 18:00

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  The sign says leave them be

  Do not the owl

  2025-12-19 17:15

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  Granny panties

  Maximum absorbency

  2025-12-17 15:53

  +5
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  lol

  Checkmate, bitches

  2025-12-17 15:47

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  Pedoboys

  And?

  2025-12-12 18:29

  +4
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  overdose panic

  Thanks, Santa!

  2025-12-12 05:29

  +3
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  In his element

  You can just tell when some people are totally in their element

  2025-12-03 13:50

  +1
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  90s kids know the power of the fruit pie

  Turtle pies

  2025-12-02 13:25

  +2
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  Koko refused the fake cat like a queen

  OP or the gorilla?

  2025-12-02 13:20

  +8
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  fake nurse arc

  She did it for the break room sex

  2025-12-02 13:17

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  gotcha

  Spacebar

  2025-12-02 05:38

  +7
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  it's so bad

  That's legit reading the room.

  2025-11-19 22:56

  0
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  Even the street signs are over Karens

  What kind of fucked up stop sign is that?

  2025-11-13 23:32

  0
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  therapy cream cheese hack

  Woody_Harrelson_wiping_tears_with_100_dollar_bills.jpg

  2025-11-03 16:07

  +1
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  Happy Halloween

  Way to high!

  2025-10-31 20:54

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  Arguing with her and remembering you’ll never win

  I think it's called Ink Masters or something like that. It's like that British Baking Show but for tattoos

  2025-10-27 21:29

  +6
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  One flirty comment and now I'm elk hunting

  Seems like the right amount of flirt

  2025-10-24 21:06

  +3
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  Dongs in bland music

  No, I do not have the time to listen to you whine.

  2025-10-24 20:43

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  above the fog bro

  Yes, that's how clouds work

  2025-10-23 09:50

  +2
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  not his actual girlfriend

  :takes notes:

  2025-10-20 16:46

  +1
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  Soon I won’t know if it’s AI or real

  It's been building for a while now, but soon we will just assume that nothing on the internet is real.

  2025-10-17 14:17

  +5
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  Look what I made, Mom

  Counterfeit & homosexual

  2025-10-17 14:06

  +1
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  They have no clue but all the heart

  You had me at the proper use of they're, their.

  2025-10-15 05:51

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  bone

  She has to

  2025-10-11 18:20

  +1
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  How generous

  I'm not seeing enough diversity and representation in this PSA

  2025-10-08 07:01

  +2
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  Send in the national guard to deal with these domestic te...

  You should see it after a football game!

  2025-09-29 19:57

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  Nobody expects a Balrog in Moria

  Imagine the guilt of believing you were responsible for the death of a dear friend for the duration of several 3+ hour movies. Even longer if it's the extended editions.

  2025-09-29 19:38

  +1
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  Bar turned battleground, a night’s violence that haunts...

  If I wanted news... I would watch the fucking news.

  2025-09-29 18:45

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  mummy curse kills cancer

  *has been turnt You're welcome.

  2025-09-26 15:28

  +3
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  jet scramble

  non-event

  2025-09-26 15:22

  +6
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  yeah

  Death

  2025-09-26 07:02

  +1
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  Interview turned into unscripted chaos

  It's the fatigue

  2025-09-26 06:41

  +35
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  Sadsack antifas

  Task failed successfully

  2025-09-25 18:58

  +15