eZACulation

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eZACulation | 2013-11-21 21:30

Usain Qwop

92% 1835

eZACulation | 2013-11-19 23:00

4th comment gets a sammich

Star Wars Google

91% 1535

eZACulation | 2013-05-07 02:30

You'll never get a man

Hercules Family Guy Meg

92% 1288

Commentaires nouvelles

WTF?
I hope he said no.

2015-10-01 17:34
+33
Sexual confessions
Don't be a bitch. Fuck her right in the pussy.

2015-09-22 00:09
-12
Never forget
Why are there downvotes? You're absolutely correct.

2015-09-21 19:45
+5
third comment is a genius
Just wait until you get into calculus. You'll be happy to even see a number

2015-09-01 22:34
+7
To conclude; yes
That's over 9000!!!!!!

2015-08-24 21:15
+13
Can't be any more stupid than this post so you're ok

2015-08-23 03:16
+27
That actually rhymed
Oh what a huge difference that would've completely changed the plot!

2015-08-15 11:34
+111
Feels bad
-Franklin D. Feelsevelt

2015-08-08 00:32
+18
find distance of lightning
The speed of sound is 340 meters per second. A mile is 1600 meters. So every 5 seconds = 1 mile because 340*5 = 1600. So you count and divide your time by 5 to find how many miles.

2015-08-04 22:40
+13
Dbz
I think he means " "

2015-07-27 22:35
+3
Congratulations!!!☺
*sigh* MAY I join?

2015-07-23 22:39
+3
Why I'm heartless
The heart is directly behind the sternum at a slight angle. That hole is where his lung would be

2015-07-21 08:43
+8
Or to turn that plane around
Going by the size, I would say 180 lbs, but if I'm mistaken and those plates are 10 each, 360 lbs

2015-07-16 01:37
+4
good job
A countries debt isn't expected to be repaid. It's expected to have interest paid. Greece is unable to really pay anything as it's going through a long depression. The United States has no issues with its debt because of its huge GDP.

2015-07-06 19:24
+21
Title is has an emu fetish
I've actually seen this video he picks up a roadkill emu, wears it on his back, and catches a kangaroo just for shits and giggles

2015-07-04 09:40
+1
The world is a vampire
Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames

2015-07-04 01:00
+4
Downvote everyone who replies on a coment
This is bs. There should be at least 5 guns for manliness. (Source: manologist major)

2015-06-27 00:05
-13
Can't tell if lazy or genius
Some mowers have a lever to pull that assists in pushing by moving forward slowly when held down

2015-06-26 18:57
+8
It tastes better like this
Or just eat the cupcake like a normal person because there's no reason to complicate things like that

2015-06-26 18:54
+20
Sarcasm
You must mean stupidity, since stupid is an adjective and not a noun.

2015-06-12 00:47
+7
Title uses a lighter and spray can to burn all bugs that ...
Is this where I apply for upvotes?

2015-06-09 00:25
+27
The Chinese pistol is OP
Deathclaw sanctuary? No thanks, I choose life

2015-06-08 23:35
+133
Mmmmmmmm
Is it painful? I heard the first time hurts a bit

2015-06-05 03:14
+22
Balls
@OP Nice attempt but this is terrible

2015-06-04 11:13
-2
Everyone
I'm gonna say D

2015-06-03 23:02
+66
dominoes
Brodin has spoken! Thou shalt not do cardio.

2015-05-27 19:07
+6
Proper scale for cooking steak
Where's blue rare?

2015-05-27 19:02
-30
Like foreal tho
Name a positive impact complaining on Tumblr has made.

2015-05-26 22:06
+38
Stupid people
OP and tumblr do not understand sarcasm.

2015-05-26 17:31
+82
;( I cry every time
Is there a psychological disorder from being disappointed by these posts? I think I have it.

2015-05-26 12:56
+44
Eewwww
This sounds remarkably like an article from the onion.

2015-05-26 11:32
+111
Wet floor
Well... It's not wrong

2015-05-24 22:36
+7
maths
I thought it was a pretty intagreat pun

2015-05-21 23:52
+3
Fishy......
So do I

2015-05-21 23:17
+3
Prostate exam
No I insist doc, no hands

2015-05-09 23:22
+15
Why Not
But can we still donkey punch the llamas?

2015-05-06 17:02
+17
Generation
I'd just like to point out that the girl in the stupidity and money picture that's supposed to represent Miley Cyrus has way too much of an ass to be Miley Cyrus

2015-04-30 21:08
-5
thats alot of problems
You must be fun at parties

2015-04-25 19:06
+10
Canadians
I was born on Canada Day, but I'm American. What does this mean?

2015-04-19 21:53
+10
Inspiration
Really beating the dead dog with that joke

2015-04-19 15:00
+3
This bitch. #meninist
That's a reference to the 2006 movie She's the Man, not her personal quote.

2015-04-14 21:39
+46
actually true for once
Eminent Domain would permit the government to move the tree to another location, or they could just tear it down because trees have no legal rights. (Source: Treeologist)

2015-04-14 20:45
+10
Sorry for poor quality
Brobama wears Nikes to all his speeches in case ISIS wanna mess around and get dunked on.

2015-04-13 22:03
+21
Gobble gobble
As a professional TurtleAndMonkeyologist, I call bullshit

2015-04-13 19:39
+10
House in the middle of the street
It's called Eminent Domain. If the removal of your property benefits society more than you, you will be compensated and given the boot. A very socialist idea, kinda odd that the U.S. would have this and China wouldn't.

2015-04-13 17:59
+20
Lol
If you hadn't put that caption at the bottom, I would've had no idea what was going on!

2015-04-11 19:25
+6
Not a repost. Scroll down
I volunteer

2015-04-08 20:32
+51
Gta skydiving is fun
OP should prove it

2015-04-08 18:31
+23
Do you?
Not sure what a minion has to do with this.

2015-04-07 22:33
+28
Do you even ... Oh shiiiiii...t
It shortens the range of motion and let's you push off with your feet. The rules are that you have to keep your butt and upper back on the bench. That allows for some arching, which is helpful, but to the extent in the pic, you probably need an exorcism

2015-04-06 22:39
+35
The MP41 goes with my eyes :3
Just get mule kick and have all three

2015-04-06 17:35
+8
These cosplays are Smashing!
Wild Thornberrys

2015-04-04 11:13
+23
This is the only words I would have on my tombstone.
That's just so they have time to pronounce all the words.

2015-04-02 20:28
+18
*facepalm*
Why would you take a picture with the sun in your eyes anyway? Why not just turn around and take a good one?

2015-04-01 20:52
+8
WORLD STAR
Can someone explain what World Star Hiphop is?

2015-03-31 00:26
+19
This is great. I wish I had a vagina
As a guy, that's just gross.

2015-03-27 20:51
+26
..,
What does streaking in McDonald's have to do with ambitions?

2015-03-26 02:18
0
Favorite anime?
I prefer the mini-vanner: 2 in the front, 5 in the back

2015-03-23 20:24
+5
Don't even try...
Closes the program

2015-03-01 00:50
+11
I felt bad....this is my Facebook don't want no stalkers....
For just pennies a day, you can give poor, abandoned boxes like this one a home

2015-02-25 20:14
+12
That is technically right sadly.
I'm a 5ologist and I confirm this

2015-02-25 20:12
+18
Won't lie that fucker was scary as shit
The Horned King summoned skeletons that slaughtered his own army to turn them undead. That's pretty damn scary for Disney

2015-02-22 23:16
+53
Squirrel
I'm a squirrelologist and I confirm this.

2015-02-12 20:12
+20
Canada eh?
I'm a Canadaologist, and I confirm this

2015-02-09 21:28
+13
Freedom
http://warfarehistorynetwork.com/daily/wwii/mad-jack-churchill-a-rare-breed-of-warrior/ multiple results on Google. Not saying it's entirely true but they're references

2015-02-09 19:41
+17
.
I don't understand these comments. The book obviously gave him night vision

2015-02-08 17:38
-4
Coworkers...
20 years before Guardians of the Galaxy

2015-01-24 23:11
+20
Very true
Pope Francis about to lay the smack down

2015-01-18 02:07
+103
.
Fornicating?

2015-01-18 02:06
+56
I can't
Space has been curved in such a way that allows the rope to loop around to itself. So by definition it isn't a circle or a straight line. Just a looped bit of matter

2015-01-04 20:42
+14
if only they all did ):
Emily Osment

2014-12-30 13:06
+59
So many rupees
Soooo why the random sword?

2014-12-26 20:41
+22
I tried to get an ugly one...couldn't
Zeddie Little

2014-12-18 18:03
+7
I think I might need this....
Not sure if

2014-12-12 23:06
-16
Oh bb
If that's all of school, did you only take 5th grade science?

2014-12-08 21:39
+29
sad but true
Baby don't hurt me

2014-12-04 19:02
+11
sad but true
But first we must ask ourselves, what is love?

2014-12-04 19:02
+18
Jar Jar Abrams
I think it looks badass, fuck me, right?

2014-12-04 18:33
+17
Master plan for ORAS.....
Zoroark's ability is that it's disguised as another pokemon in your party when it's deployed

2014-11-23 20:44
+63
First upload. ^_^
I'm from America, and I can confirm this is what schools are like over here.

2014-11-02 18:50
+57
I'm going to Avada Kedavra this bitch
Directions unclear, penis caught in glasses

2014-09-28 21:11
+11
Le black!
directions unclear, dick caught on sidewalk

2014-09-25 18:08
+21
up here bitch
On a boobie

2014-09-24 18:51
+15
android>apple
I'd just like to point out that Zoolander, from where this picture was taken, is a hilarious movie that you should see if you haven't.

2014-09-18 22:42
+17
You shall serve the butter
Rick and Morty

2014-09-02 18:05
+47
I see mom went low budget on the cereal..
Knock off brand cereals only taste like lies

2014-08-29 21:02
+3
How?
Does Nala from the Lion King count?

2014-08-27 18:03
+126
Well I mean can you?
Rick and Morty

2014-08-13 21:33
+25
You magical bastard you, rest easy
Oh captain, my captain

2014-08-11 20:33
+40
New respect for Orlando
^ Im a punchologist and I confirm this

2014-07-31 15:34
+193
It's fucking red
There's a fruit called a blood orange, which is red-ish

2014-07-30 15:08
+13
Why???
It just depends on if you're skin is a good environment fo bacteria, and possibly, if said mutation does exist, the consistency of the sebum in the armpits lacks the necessary nutrients that typical humans have which would possibly prevent the bacteria

2014-07-30 00:27
+25
Conflict
This is an awfully high def pic for catching an explosion in Gaza

2014-07-29 21:14
+20
Simon says kill me
I called mine granny when she was around, but I never had a grandfather

2014-07-29 03:08
+32
Ok, then iron man
Actually, those costumes were based off of the comics of back then. Im not entirely sure of when they changed iron man's suit design, but it was more like a bullet as shown

2014-07-20 01:33
+2
What a fail !
^because that's not music

2014-07-18 14:45
+136
when you think about it...
I killed my parents too. What's the big deal?

2014-07-16 23:04
-25
ppverty
How exactly do you get an official count of the homeless?

2014-07-14 18:37
+39
Google trans
Why would you look up the meaning of something you already know?

2014-07-14 11:45
+18
I'm old......
Hidden Test

2014-07-12 02:14
+17

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