fotsworth

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The world needs a couple more of me.

47 Mèmes

fotsworth | 2020-05-06 16:00

For all we know, they could have deserved it. I propose a story; two chickens naked in a field, scared and running. They get to the edge of the wood, chancing a glance back, they see no one. Was there anyone to begin with? Why had they been running?

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fotsworth | 2019-12-02 19:30

Reminds me of the time that I didnt try. So, there I was, at the foothills of the tallest mountain in North America, Denali. Then I just didn't climb it. Cuz it costs like $40,000. I aint gonna do that shit. Plus I don't climb at all. Never have.

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fotsworth | 2019-05-17 16:30

No brain. Only brain.

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fotsworth | 2019-04-27 14:00

If only the mom dad love strong like hulk

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fotsworth | 2019-01-24 11:30

Thus sealing his own fate for doing twice the work.

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fotsworth | 2018-12-08 12:00

Oh jeeez he really fucked that one up. Reminds me of the time I went to fart in the shower and full blown diarrhea came out of my butt. Covered the shower floor, made me puke. That was not a good morning.

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fotsworth | 2018-11-22 00:30

You know that feeling when you read the sign wrong, and end up going into a salon instead of a saloon to get that sweet, sweet taste of escaping the world for just a little bit. Do you think they had darts back then?

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fotsworth | 2018-04-19 03:00

Like the memedroid

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fotsworth | 2018-02-11 19:00

I like my coffee black. But I started out this way. I was raised Mormon, so coffee was a no-no. But once I left the church I tried it and hated it. But after a few months I've gone to the deepest, darkest pit of Alaska and have wrestled bears.

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fotsworth | 2018-01-24 16:00

Up in the cloud. I just wanna make love in the morning, work til the evening, and then watch the sun go down.

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fotsworth | 2018-01-20 11:00

I fucking love the Taco Bell. I'm borderline addicted. Glad I'm not super fat. Def got some chub on me. But nothing starving myself a day or two won't solve.

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fotsworth | 2018-01-10 04:30

Kids are fucking expensive. I mean, I don't have any, thank Satan. But I totally should. I have been careless on the pull-out more than I care to admit. Maybe I'm sterile? I hope not, but also I hope so. I don't think I want kids.

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fotsworth | 2018-01-08 11:30

Vacuums suck... Sorry. I guess I'll just hang myself now. My favorite movie of all time? Weird thing to ask. I'd probably say Strange Brew, eh. The meme potential is huge.

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fotsworth | 2018-01-05 09:30

Most sharks are or of my league too. Cept for great whites. They're sluts. Just a little blood on you and they'll suck yo dick all night. I want a challenge. Never been with a tiger shark, I got jungle fever.

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fotsworth | 2018-01-01 16:30

Too bad so sad.

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fotsworth | 2017-12-29 14:00

Stick pix

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fotsworth | 2017-12-29 11:30

I had a gun in my mouth 3 times. Couldn't do it though. I thought it would be easier to try pills. So I stole like 15 pill bottles from my friend, laid them out and had a full bottle of tequila in front of me. Still couldnt do it :/

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fotsworth | 2017-12-27 14:00

Any one who has ever worked in retail has heard this joke a million times. Don't do it. If you've ever said this to someone - consider suicide.

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fotsworth | 2017-12-27 11:00

Only rich people think money can't buy happiness. I'd just like to be able to eat every meal. Is that too much to ask? I'm getting so sick of PBnJ's and ramen. Do you know what I am saying?

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fotsworth | 2017-12-15 13:00

Im14andthisisdeep

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Commentaires nouvelles

A coconut horse sound making thingy for bikes
*mine riches

2019-02-06 02:27
+1
Good ol' RD2
Agreed. Smash ultimate will be soooo much fun. I doubt game of the year, but still.

2018-11-11 03:38
-1
Communism
Gross

2018-07-20 05:06
+22
More powerful than Pain and Tobi
Such an old repost. Not even relevant anymore. He's in the Avengers.

2018-05-16 17:37
+12
boring
You're brave to come to this comment section before seeing it. Avoid spoilers, the movie is so much better when you have no idea what's going to happen.

2018-05-04 18:43
+7
lmfao
This is the worst

2018-04-22 04:30
+146
Waste of time as well
Thanks! But I got an adult job, so I don't have the time to meme like I used to. Ranking up takes a lot of time

2018-03-04 07:53
0
Waste of time as well
Good job, Bro! Keep it up.

2018-02-27 06:18
+1
seriously y u no?
This one too :(

2018-01-25 02:20
+4
seriously y u no?
Woah, it posted 3 times. Fuck. Ignore this

2018-01-25 02:20
+9
seriously y u no?
That happens to me every time I go into the comments. It will show I didn't rate any of the previous memes, but give me the same message. Dunno why

2018-01-25 02:20
+14
lol let’s see
Nope. Just straight up Photoshop.

2018-01-10 02:34
0
Feel free to download and crop it...
2018. Still won't give up.

2018-01-08 10:37
+2
I hate Drake
52 weeks in a year. 250 weeks on the charts. Almost 5 years. Not 6.

2017-12-29 09:54
+1
Waste of time as well
True that. I'm not smart enough to use bots. I have no idea how that shit works.

2017-12-26 04:44
+2
Waste of time as well
I've been between #110 and #101 for like 3 years. Can't break the 100 mark.

2017-12-23 09:46
+3
Waste of time as well
Shit you just passed me. Imma get you

2017-12-21 15:09
+3
Waste of time as well
Mwahaha

2017-12-18 05:26
-2
Explanation?
He gon' shoot that man in the dick

2017-11-19 12:03
+86
give you fellas a second chance
We need it everyday so we can keep nutting guilt-free.

2017-11-11 06:08
+19
last comment gets a memedroid T-shirt
Holy moly.

2017-10-23 11:44
+3
I hate it that we all are powerless against some specific...
I hate op

2017-10-06 15:38
+9
True story,bro
Men shit where they like

2017-10-04 16:19
+19
Feel free to download and crop it...
Come on

2017-09-08 10:09
+1
BBBBBBB
I'm reporting OP for keeping us waiting this long

2017-07-18 05:14
+3
Moderating does fucking nothing. Why do I even bother when this shit still passes?

2017-07-17 06:44
+2
Parenting 101
Fuck this facebook shit

2017-07-09 04:32
+8
xD
I really wish these were real, that someone would actually come to me and offer me money for things like this.

2017-07-04 05:43
+9
Fuck my life
You been here for 5 years and have only seen 86 thousand memes? Noob

2017-06-16 02:28
+1
She is my hero.....
Wouldn't she still need to pay state and federal taxes?

2017-06-13 18:24
+32
They're all cases.
I dont use bots...

2017-04-29 08:17
-30
I don't think any year will be my year
Come up to Alaska. We have plenty of work

2017-04-29 07:37
+4
Oshit
Don't the genes for your hair come from your mom's family? Edit: dammit, you beat me to it ^

2017-04-28 19:33
+18
Makes sense
No, its "gay".

2017-04-25 06:24
+2
.
I ID older women all the time as a server, and tell them "you don't a day over 21" they always blush and thank me. Usually gets me better tips.

2017-04-25 06:22
+16
Someone please explain
Alaska represent!

2017-04-24 09:31
+14
0-O

2017-04-18 22:10
+2
Pretty much
Those "niggas" from Chicago might get their chance if they draft them.

2017-04-17 06:44
+27
resume writing
It says a way to incorporate D&D into a resúme. Not that he can't fill it out.

2017-04-13 21:45
+41
How to troll yourself
Alison Brie

2017-04-05 12:11
+28
Did it work Richard or you ded?
A lot of companies still test this way...

2017-03-18 18:18
+32
:^)

2017-03-15 10:25
0
Feel free to download and crop it...
2017 baby

2017-03-06 01:57
+2
last comment gets a memedroid T-shirt
It takes so long to scroll down this far.

2017-03-06 01:56
+2
last comment gets a memedroid T-shirt
Then it wouldn't be a creator at all, which is equally as possible. But still, if the universe was created by random energies, then it would still have to follow natural law (having been formed by such laws)

2017-03-01 06:07
+1
At least it's cheap

2017-02-28 02:47
-2
good start to 2017
Unedited version of Blurred Lines

2017-02-27 09:15
+20
last comment gets a memedroid T-shirt
So if an all-knowing creator made the universe using natural laws, then the laws would have to followed in all things. But if it was created from imagination, then anyone could do anything using imagination as the basis of existence.

2017-02-27 06:28
+3
I will never accept 3rd wave feminism as a legitimate mov...
Alison Brie

2017-02-24 17:56
+9
last comment gets a memedroid T-shirt
Nah

2017-02-03 20:04
+1
last comment gets a memedroid T-shirt
Hello

2017-02-02 21:39
+4
Almost 5000 comments, keep it lowkey tho
Record time

2017-02-02 12:31
-3
Such a waste

2017-01-24 13:57
+3
.
Soon

2017-01-22 18:34
+26
dank blitzkrieg
0/10

2017-01-22 18:30
0
Jane Marie is smoking hot tbh
Why not both

2017-01-20 03:02
+124
Lonely but drunk
They changed tf to df to make it even more ghetto... Smh

2016-12-22 04:37
+11
There they go
There they go! Faster than the Jamaican bobsled team!

2016-12-16 16:33
+16
title
You do you, boo boo.

2016-12-13 21:49
+3
gotta go fast
Jumanji

2016-11-22 20:33
+10
Trolled them badly
They made Rayman.

2016-11-22 20:32
+38
This happens to me
Holy shit! 744000 memes read? That's 408 memes per day for the last 5 years. You're a God.

2016-11-17 06:56
+9
This happens to me
I do it for the memes. Not for the fame.

2016-11-17 05:41
+33
This happens to me
n00b. I'm seeing them from '11

2016-11-17 05:01
+37
Here ya go
I've been in moderation for hours trying to stop the political memes. This made my night. Thank you. This is even worse than when Leo won his Oscar.

2016-11-09 10:05
+150
Omg plx
Future

2016-11-03 05:23
+1
I felt so bad telling her...
Boo fucking hoo

2016-10-26 04:02
+65
How to confuse girls
Did she notice? Sauce?

2016-09-14 08:20
+43
Priceless
And the guy behind them is getting friendzoned

2016-08-31 09:02
+11
Mudkips and beedoofs
But arcanine is legendary

2016-08-21 06:49
+1
Feel free to download and crop it...
We keeping this alive

2016-08-02 06:22
+3
Hentai
Damn, ocean. You scary.

2016-08-01 09:11
+43
You need to put your phone down
As someone who works in the tourist industry I can say this is a lie. Old people are obsesive about getting pictures. They will stand out in the freezing cold for hours to get a picture of a puffin

2016-07-30 16:43
+13
Pussy on pussy action ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I think a lot of these are only passing because they're gifs. This isn't even funny.

2016-05-31 19:47
+4
Nice puzzle
Not smart*

2016-05-16 17:37
+43
Nice puzzle
Dum*

2016-05-16 17:36
+43
Nice puzzle
Ha he's dumn

2016-05-16 17:36
+62
I'm Team Captain because of what they're fighting for, they have a better cause; Freeeeeeeeddddoooooooommmmm

2016-05-07 14:35
+16
hp
Dumbledore is the best

2016-05-06 02:44
+11
What is your favorite game?
I will give you an upvote, sir. Skate is the shit.

2016-04-23 22:04
+3
Yes [sweet jesus]
Right? As if 1 slice can satisfy anyone?

2016-04-20 03:17
+18
True question
Yeah, Day could mean "period of time." Like when we say The Day of the Dinosaur.

2016-04-18 14:00
+14
I have a dick on my face, don't I?

2016-04-17 03:15
+13
dacing shit post
He's not the OP

2016-04-16 03:47
+15
CHECK AND M8, M8!
I hate that this generation thinks cheating is funny and normal. That shit is fucked up.

2016-04-06 03:35
0
It's been 84 years
They're no longer making it on the Wii U. Its going to be the first game for the Nintendo NX.

2016-04-02 03:04
-9
please do
Who the fuck couldn't name 3 elements? And why did you have to clarify that the toaster needs to be connected? 1/10 Pure shit

2016-04-02 03:02
-15
Bills feels
Don't fucking post so many God damn Twitter posts in a row. This shit ain't even that funny.

2016-04-01 11:07
+29
Savage
Ditch that goldnigger

2016-03-24 18:05
+106
Worth a try
I'd service you

2016-03-24 10:01
+30
.
Your name doesn't add up, OP.

2016-03-21 12:49
+1
MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2016-03-21 02:37
+33
So the engineer is a realist

2016-03-21 02:36
+11
The war is finally over....
And ps4 with 13 year olds!

2016-03-18 22:41
+87
whoop them grandkids
Or their shit stolen

2016-03-18 01:24
+115
Feel free to download and crop it...
I'm never going to let this die, not until burrito comes.

2016-03-17 12:15
+3
Dignity
So comfy though...

2016-03-14 21:31
0
where
It's been a while, Smoove. Good to see you're still at it.

2016-03-14 14:31
+33
trump for president
He even said that he could murder someone, and his voters wouldn't care. I'm getting really worried about this next election.

2016-03-06 05:40
+32
I think mean he must have meant boobs
Books 4 life!

2016-03-06 05:38
+58

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