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  Work and theft

  GOTCHA BITCH!

  2024-04-04 07:25

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  facts

  tRigGeReEeeeeEdDD

  2024-04-04 07:23

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  The female specimen is ready to mate

  

  2024-01-25 03:24

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  Climber vs. Climber

  Man this is really gonna resonate with the four climbers on memedroid

  2023-11-29 14:51

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  Satisfying

  You must be so much fun at parties

  2023-11-28 13:03

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  why are circuses still a thing

  I think that's spspspspsp. A simple spell but quite effective

  2023-11-15 22:02

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  Earring for Spiderman

  Great way to get slapped all day. Good idea

  2023-11-15 21:53

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  Hail to ...

  Probably the 108th reincarnation of ugh God I bored myself out my own explanation

  2023-11-06 21:54

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  When she says she still loves you. Me:

  Ow I just cut myself on the edge

  2023-11-06 15:03

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  we?

  

  2023-11-06 14:10

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  Robin Has Gone Karen

  No toupee has ever looked passable, ever. Like a tran.

  2023-11-06 14:08

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  If you know, you know

  UUHHHRRAAAAHHH SEMPER FI! -Me, 0311, 2003 to 2007, 2/3/3

  2023-11-06 14:06

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  If God real y no million dollars

  My TraNsLaTIon Of AncIenT gOaTfUcKerS sCrOlLs Is SUpeRiOr anD tOtaLly ThE wOrD oF tHe LoRd Every day with these fuckin Christ cucks

  2023-11-04 09:35

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  British women

  British women... Have Down's Syndrome?

  2023-11-03 05:54

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  Im jealous

  Yeah, exactly. It looks like that picture maybe a week out of the year?

  2023-10-29 05:08

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  these women can’t be serious

  Oh I agree. Give me a Lurleen with a great sense of humor over Princess Twinkletwat McThistledown any day.

  2023-10-29 01:22

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  these women can’t be serious

  Theory that this list was a compilation of many different women: woman A might say coffee date ok, bowling is not, woman B might say bowling is ok, church is not. All are different and this list is silly. Communicate with her to find a good date, I'd say?

  2023-10-29 01:18

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  these women can’t be serious

  Awesome, thanks to you and psybee and pianogirl. I'm long out of the dating game (39 married for ten years) but I don't envy young men navigating the waters of modern expectations. All things you three said are totally reasonable and coincided with my

  2023-10-29 01:16

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  these women can’t be serious

  As the great 20th Century philosopher Calvin Broadus once said: "Bitches Be Trippin'"

  2023-10-29 01:05

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  2023-10-29 01:02

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  hmm that's a possibility

  2023-10-29 01:01

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  Normal day on roblox

  never.

  2023-10-28 06:29

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  -

  Then 4chan in 2013 used it along with a Turkish snack cake, literally a Topkek, and ran with it. So it's like "super lol"

  2023-10-28 06:28

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  I got you bro It's a 4chan thing by way of world of warcraft game. Kek is Korean equivalent of lol. It was seen in StarCraft servers a lot. It was included in WoW then. If you typed lol, the rivals around you would read it, coded, as kek.

  2023-10-28 06:27

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  Yeah no shit "I'll take Fake and Gay Story That Never Happened for 500, Alex"

  2023-10-28 06:24

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  Goodbye, old friend

  South Park did it best with the Hardly Boys they've got a big CLUUUE

  2023-10-28 06:02

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  Jay Leno

  "Mmmhmm I do like them thur French fry potaters"

  2023-10-28 06:00

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  Jay Leno

  holy shit

  2023-10-28 05:59

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  these women can’t be serious

  Thunderdome on the first date?! Well, that'll show her true colors real quick. Outstanding move.

  2023-10-28 05:57

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  these women can’t be serious

  That's a solid plan, local Italian or Mexican. Shows her you know killer food at an affordable price, if she doesn't like it, find another lady.

  2023-10-28 05:56

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  these women can’t be serious

  That's great for Lurleen Stankcrack the trailer park queen, but probably not any other

  2023-10-28 05:39

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  these women can’t be serious

  Hey! You're purportedly a female! What's your take! Are ANY of these unacceptable, better than others, or great? What's missing?

  2023-10-28 05:39

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  these women can’t be serious

  Bro they'd be the EXACT same answers. This list is retarded. Woman A would say coffee is ok, bar is not. Woman B would say gym is ok, movies is not. Etc. Every woman is different. Yet all a pain in the ass

  2023-10-28 05:37

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  these women can’t be serious

  Outstanding move. Find out if she'll be competent in the Bad Days that are just over the horizon

  2023-10-28 05:36

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  Not the slightest idea

  

  2023-10-28 05:33

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  Normal day on roblox

  Is this some sort of dipshit meme I'm too old and literate to understand?

  2023-10-28 04:33

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  Good Pitbull doggo

  My buddy is a cop. He was always a proponent of "blame the owner, not the dog" until he got called to bloodbath after bloodbath committed by pit bulls. He's switched. Met friendly pits? Sure. Would I own one or let one near my kids? No, I'm not gambling.

  2023-10-27 06:16

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  Michael Myers

  Such an unfunny fat fuck. I hate JonTron

  2023-10-27 02:49

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  Just saying

  it was them hairy fuckin snatches, the way it was meant to be

  2023-10-27 02:42

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  Milk

  I too dislike this incomprehensible weeb trash

  2023-10-27 02:22

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  Goth Intentions

  fortes fortuna iuvat, go find out

  2023-10-27 02:16

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  AOC

  ...... I'd be outside doing aerobic exercises proudly getting pinkeye

  2023-10-26 07:33

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  BingeB5

  Sweet jewy milkers

  2023-10-25 21:27

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  Gater

  Awesome use of the king k rool boss fight music from donkey Kong country. Unlike rool, this gator is not a hater.

  2023-10-25 06:32

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  The proper way to raise a daughter

  Toot toot! All aboard the Express Train to Hangtown!

  2023-10-23 01:22

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  Woah!

  Castro looks like Paul Dano's stupid ass in the bottom right picture. Where was HIS mom?!

  2023-10-21 04:27

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  Skeleton bbq

  ...ok

  2023-10-20 20:49

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  I ran out of ideas as to how.....

  Holy cow, pajeet

  2023-10-04 23:26

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  This is really no cool

  

  2023-09-28 11:18

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  Not Again...

  Here I can help sum it up: BIG YUCK THING COMING! GET IN BIG ROBOT TO FIGHT IT! ROBOT NOT WORKING! SCREEEAAM! Ok it worked. *Daddy issues*

  2023-09-15 18:26

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  The long nose tribe

  the hate is beginning!

  2023-09-15 18:22

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  Youtube hates me for it

  Back in high school at the turn of the millennium, I heard a song on a Gap ad that haunted me. Could only remember the melody. Thought about it for years until I heard it in a fireworks store in 2007. It was George Benson "On Broadway" .

  2023-08-17 07:15

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  500 tires were needed to move one of the world's largest ...

  Oh thanks. For my next question, what the fuck is hydro cracking? (Don't fret, I'm consulting Google)

  2023-08-17 06:17

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  Natural selection

  Yeah, but he ain't. I don't understand human faith in anything. Atheism, Hinduism, Christianity, even science besides what you can replicate without hadron colliders.

  2023-08-17 06:16

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  discovery of a new ecosystem beneath earth's seafloor by ...

  

  2023-08-16 21:52

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  Natural selection

  Verse is, I read it, 80,% of the fuckin book of Leviticus is instructions for how to do proper animal sacrifices. Yet I don't see the people who despise gay people making burnt offerings of their best goats, which was discussed a few verses prior

  2023-08-16 21:48

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  Natural selection

  I'm not either. I'm deeply confused, and there aren't any satisfactory answers. I feel like an ant trying to wrap my head around quantum physics. I've read a bunch of the Bible. Nothing in there satisfied the void. Leviticus, where the most clear anti gay

  2023-08-16 21:46

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  Ooh la la

  I... I don't.... You can't ... You're doing it wrong, bro. I would have accepted neck, jaw, tongue, or wrist (if you're an overachiever). But I have never heard or experienced roof of the mouth soreness

  2023-08-16 08:13

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  Genuine

  I think they go away, you have to keep buying their horse piss and watch their seizure-y commercials to keep your wings

  2023-08-16 08:09

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  Natural selection

  You must be blessed with an ass crack devoid of hair. I am not There will be cling no matter the diet. I have Vietcong running mission in my triple canopy ass hair.

  2023-08-16 08:08

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  Natural selection

  Especially if you pee on someone else's poo while it's being pushed out. Domination that Pantera would be proud of

  2023-08-16 08:06

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  Natural selection

  I think He forgot about the petri dish. If the Bible is true, He was heavily involved back in the day. Now? He's as involved as a millennial is with their 7th grade Tamagotchi (Google if you're too young, I can't type it out)

  2023-08-16 08:05

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  All the tardjaks in real life

  Smeagol: "my precious you're so tight" Sauron: "IIII SSSEEEE Y..... WHAT THE FUCK?! STOP THAT!" Smeagol:

  2023-08-16 08:02

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  500 tires were needed to move one of the world's largest ...

  What in the metal gear solid is that sumbitch for?!

  2023-08-16 07:44

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  500 tires were needed to move one of the world's largest ...

  

  2023-08-16 07:44

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  Natural selection

  What's your take on the lack of smiting of kid fuckers? If your answer is "eternal damnation", ok, zero proof of that besides what's written in your book, but what about those kids getting their asses blown out? How could He let that occur?

  2023-08-16 04:53

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  IS IT?!

  Haha the Naruto hand spell things they're always casting. Jitsu? Jutsu? Jimjams? Hell are those things called...

  2023-08-16 04:42

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  Natural selection

  I've still been too scared to try it. But the numbers line up. A lot of times there's one more squirt if piss after you've finished crappin'... It'd probably work.

  2023-08-16 04:40

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  Genuine

  I only have two questions for you then. Where did you come from. And where did you go.

  2023-08-16 04:38

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  Genuine

  I am going to call you the songbird of your generation. I think at one point you took on the form of a Pegasus.

  2023-08-16 04:37

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  Just call it all sluts

  Definitely similar. I think what separates swingers and hotwife is that with hw the guy is often content to just let his wife have fun; compersion. In swingers, both usually expect to play.

  2023-08-15 23:20

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  Genuine

  .80?! You have the high bid, sir! But as I told the other guy, I want a song with it now what are you going to sing

  2023-08-15 23:12

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  All the tardjaks in real life

  Oh bummer dude. My face is... Uh... Like George Clooney

  2023-08-15 23:10

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  IS IT?!

  I am not a fan of the ban.

  2023-08-15 23:08

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  discovery of a new ecosystem beneath earth's seafloor by ...

  that's the new avatar movie right?

  2023-08-15 23:07

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  Natural selection

  Hey, thank Him for child cancer the next time you talk to Him. Also, His lack of interest in smiting pedophiles, even in His own house, has been great.

  2023-08-15 23:06

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  Natural selection

  I... Have a theory about this. We have a bendy wiener. What if we're supposed to use the piss like a bidet and spray off our butthole with it? That would help cavemen butts a lot. Cavewomen just piss all over their thunderbushes and asses anyway.

  2023-08-15 21:56

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  Too dark

  Walter White talking like Bob Blackout

  2023-08-15 21:52

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  discovery of a new ecosystem beneath earth's seafloor by ...

  can we NOT awaken the fuckin ancient ones who slumber beneath the waves, PLEASE, we have ENOUGH going on right now ffs

  2023-08-15 21:51

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  A wonna wonga

  Massive rizz. He puts the cool in tentacools

  2023-08-15 21:48

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  A wonna wonga

  well done buddy

  2023-08-15 21:48

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  A wonna wonga

  well done

  2023-08-15 21:47

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  IS IT?!

  The stench of manflesh

  2023-08-15 21:47

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  IS IT?!

  Aw I missed it, comment got deleted

  2023-08-15 21:46

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  All the tardjaks in real life

  Get a haircut?

  2023-08-15 21:45

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  All the tardjaks in real life

  Such soy in these pictures

  2023-08-15 21:45

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  All the tardjaks in real life

  The soy is so strong here

  2023-08-15 21:45

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  All the tardjaks in real life

  Dammit bobby

  2023-08-15 21:44

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  Genuine

  Yeah so far I've had an offer of .40

  2023-08-15 21:43

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  Genuine

  No the picture is just.... Fuzzy

  2023-08-15 21:43

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  Genuine

  I had one guy in another comment offer .40 but I told him he had to sing me a song too. Can you beat his offer?

  2023-08-15 21:43

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  Genuine

  Dammit man you drive a hard bargain. .40 but you have to sing me a song too

  2023-08-15 21:42

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  Dongs in a pollution

  America and Europe are so fucking pristine and our regulations are so stringent... They just march right by the economic and ecologic horrors of south east asia

  2023-08-15 21:41

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  This is some damn fine police work

  "That's right, Young Black Child. Don't look for gainful employment. Do as you're told and the government will give you hand outs. Hey, have you heard of this cool new thing called cRaCk?"

  2023-08-14 06:46

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  IT'S HAPPENING

  Standing by 7

  2023-08-14 06:38

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  Dongs in a wish

  We all gotta die sometime. I vote death by snu snu

  2023-08-13 01:43

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  Dongs in a wish

  You boondock of a saint, you!

  2023-08-13 01:41

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  Just call it all sluts

  Hotwife is a variation of cuck: remove the shame element. It's celebratory. She has sexual escapades with or without the husband and another guy. But the husband fully supports. Cuck is shaming, "oh he's so much bigger, you can't please me"

  2023-08-13 01:18

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  IT'S HAPPENING

  Yeah, because his PR handlers TOTALLY don't rig the tournaments and pay his opponents to take a dive just to cater to his reptilian ego.

  2023-08-12 07:15

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  IT'S HAPPENING

  Ok but seriously, someone could make an awesome animation short along these lines.

  2023-08-12 07:13

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