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  Tiktok is gay as sht

  Haha no I live in Cali.

  2020-11-02 10:54

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  Tiktok is gay as sht

  Do you work at the same place as me lol

  2020-11-01 21:45

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  Please stop

  Am I stupid, or wtf is a time sheet

  2020-10-30 16:08

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  KFC

  Same

  2020-09-28 19:41

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  hol up

  Should I play this on mobile, I have I idea what it’s about, but there’s been lots of memes lately

  2020-09-24 23:36

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  Robotic laparoscopic nephrectomy for the win!

  He’s saying that his kidney almost killed him until his surgery disconnected it foiling it’s plan to kill him. Pretty much a remote control telescopic machine goes in and disconnects all the vasculature (veins/arteries, etc.) of the kidney. They usually just leave the dead kidney in there. More fun facts, when people get a kidney transplant they put the new kidney in the pelvis and connect all the vasculature to the kidney there.

  2020-09-22 04:47

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  Title

  It’s true, I was the quote

  2020-09-21 11:28

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  he is just too nice

  I cried at the end of his story in that episode. Poor Iroh

  2020-09-17 14:25

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  Peace is not an option

  Can you stop with the head slicing thing!

  2020-09-16 00:59

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  Change my mind

  And a sick scar

  2020-09-15 15:42

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  Odd choice for a hero.

  He literally posted on Facebook an hour before the incident, “Going hunting. Gonna get me some” , had his mommy drive him an hour over state lines to the rally, while illegally wielding an ar-15. Im not defending Blake, but stop being ignorant about Rittenhouse, he was obviously there with the intention of shooting someone, taking advantage of the situation to do so.

  2020-09-15 10:04

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  Among us

  I have no idea what this meme is about. Also, I gave him an upvote for you.

  2020-09-15 03:29

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  One of the greatest shows ever made

  It’s called Mr. Robot. Haven’t watched it myself, however.

  2020-09-15 03:21

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  Title

  Swans aren’t as aggressive as geese, but a swan would win a fight against one, this fucker was going for the kill for sure.

  2020-09-15 02:56

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  Bruh

  To be more specific, it’s a type of coronavirus. “Coronavirus” is just a classification of virus. SARS/covid-19, is a new strain of coronavirus.

  2020-09-15 00:39

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  sBinnala's memes 1

  It’s crazy how we’re just always wrong, and we always have to apologize. I’ve accepted this though, I knew what I was getting myself into.

  2020-09-14 21:37

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  Pin the king

  Ever seen, What about Bob? Such a great one. Richard Dreyfus is the dirtbag in that one lol

  2020-09-14 04:28

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  Yes, I do realize that this is the spanish translation.

  pie means foot in Spanish so 6 pies means 6 feet. It’s pronounced a lot different than pie in English tho. Sounds more like pyeh in Spanish

  2020-09-14 03:43

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  2020 is the year of us Avengers

  Btw

  2020-09-14 02:27

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  Hh

  Nah it’s pretty good.

  2020-09-13 21:29

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  prettty much me

  Cheesecake and sex is like my two favorite things.

  2020-09-13 20:23

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  Gt

  Why the fuck is the door unlocked

  2020-09-13 20:23

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  The Return of the King

  Jumper was a cool movie

  2020-09-13 14:46

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  Teachers for helping

  No, I did.

  2020-09-13 03:08

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  J Jonah Jameson is a simp

  You can’t prove it wasn’t

  2020-09-13 02:53

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  Lol

  I think you’re the one watching too much porn if you’ve never done that before, jus sayin

  2020-09-12 21:20

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  lmfao

  Well now you just got blocked. Faggot

  2020-09-12 21:17

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  shit gets real fast.

  That’s intense

  2020-09-12 21:09

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  Secret of the ooze

  I mean, as long as he washed his dick first, I see nothing wrong with this.

  2020-09-12 19:27

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  What system will you get?

  Welp, time to invest in Nintendo.

  2020-09-12 19:25

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  What system will you get?

  Damn what have I become, that I know exactly what y’all are talking about. Eh I love tiddies tho, 2D, 3D, DD, give em all

  2020-09-12 19:25

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  Shïß

  She’s part of The Defenders. Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, iron fist, all have shows on Netflix and they all come together in The Defenders. Daredevil was amazing and they also made the punisher series after daredevil season 2 which was also flipping amazing. Jessica Jones season 1 was good, 2 was trash, never watched the third. Luke cage was cool. Iron fist had potential but they fucked it up and that kinda ruined The Defenders too imo.

  2020-09-12 19:15

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  Thats right bruh

  I shit in any toilet, even public porta potties. I fear nothing. Except spiders, fuuucckk those things

  2020-09-12 19:01

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  Parental Obsession with Unborn Private Parts

  California has a population of 39 million, larger than Canada. The retards are just the loud ones you see in the media and social media. I promise you not even half of our population is that bad. And I live in Los Angeles county.

  2020-09-12 18:56

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  4yrs

  You must be new here

  2020-09-12 18:52

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  Beautiful

  I smiled a little

  2020-09-12 18:50

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  Talk to Jared about your problems and he'll fix them

  Only you can define yourself.

  2020-09-11 20:44

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  Talk to Jared about your problems and he'll fix them

  I used to be concerned with fixing the world, I was hopelessly hopeful. I’ve given up on that, I’m not cynical or pessimistic, but I’ve learned you can only do so much; don’t focus on what you can’t do, but what you can do. Find something to focus your attention. You may not make the whole world a better place, but maybe you can make a difference to something, or someone. Make at least one situation better. No matter your situation/condition, it doesn’t define you.

  2020-09-11 20:43

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  me too thx

  But I don’t speak pasta

  2020-09-11 20:30

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  Title

  I don’t know if my examples would be considered motivated enough for you, but simply, I believe a motivated person can truly love smoking weed, and still know how to prioritize. For example, my cousins and I have tried many other drugs recreationally, but very occasionally and only socially. It takes a small minded person with no motivation to prioritize anything else over their ambitions. Getting addicted to weed or drugs is no better or worse than video game addictions, sex addiction, etc.

  2020-09-11 18:40

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  Title

  It’s not something anyone needs. Simply, it’s fun, it’s great for hanging out. I’ve had countless great times hanging out with friends and family members that smoke, and have made many friends just because they smoke, literally brings us closer, or kind of creates an instant bond. I have two cousins who smoke almost as much as me, one is a 5 star chef running his own business, the other finished law school about to take her bar.

  2020-09-11 18:32

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  The Onion articles are getting a little too lazy in my op...

  All hair stylists and barbers are a little crazy, some more so than others.

  2020-09-11 18:16

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  Rockstar games is too pussy to do something this awesome

  No u

  2020-09-11 17:40

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  Too soon?

  You kids probably don’t even remember the Spanish invasion a few years back. This is nothing

  2020-09-11 17:08

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  do we really need titles

  No u

  2020-09-11 16:20

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  Title

  Are you baiting or serious? I think it’s easy for retards to let themselves stay retarded with it, but a motivated person knows how to find a balance and prioritize properly. It’s legal where I live, but me personally I had to quit, because I choose my career, and I wouldn’t want anything to mess it up, in regards with drug screenings and what not. Before that, I’ve never met anyone who can smoke as much as me, but I’ve always gotten my shit done. Good employee and good student.

  2020-09-11 16:08

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  Little pig little pig let me in...

  Remember that bacon you ate..

  2020-09-11 15:53

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  like dis if u cry evryteim

  Uncle iroh is the best character

  2020-09-11 15:49

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  Throw it in the trash

  Lmao I’ve never seen this with Steve carrell’s face on

  2020-09-11 15:42

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  Strange way to celebrate a creampie..

  This movie is the reason for my crush on Selma Hayek

  2020-09-11 14:11

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  It doesn't look that bad

  I’m uncomfortable

  2020-09-11 14:07

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  For him relatively easy

  My brain isn’t the only thing that’s powerful

  2020-09-11 03:02

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  Top speed

  Depends on the chick and if you know how she likes it.

  2020-09-11 01:22

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  It was hard enough to pay attention in regular classes

  I’m the opposite. I completely zone out or am distracted, but my ears perk when it sounds like she’s talking about anything other than the lecture.

  2020-09-11 00:39

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  Virginity 101

  Give me overlord season 4 please

  2020-09-10 22:06

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  PP HARD

  Since when has gg meant get good? It’s always been good game

  2020-09-10 21:57

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  That means whole uchiha clan watched anime........daaamnnn

  Only real ones still praise David8642. He was the true no. 1 till soydolphon showed up

  2020-09-10 15:44

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  Yuck

  They’re actually not bad, and they give you some sort of validation for drinking since they’re low carb and calories. And they definitely still get you hammered. Spiking them with liquor also tastes good and gets you fucked up. I stopped drinking too tho, cheers to sobriety.

  2020-09-10 13:55

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  Am too smol

  You bastard

  2020-09-10 13:50

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  Not anymore...

  I wanna tackle it

  2020-09-10 11:39

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  Zuko gets you

  Well my wallpaper is my lady, but my lock screen is darth maul. I’m down for that threeway.

  2020-09-10 11:05

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  stoopid

  I guess it isn’t that necessary, but have you seen the notebook? If you’ve seen this scene from the movie it makes this meme funnier regardless.

  2020-09-10 10:24

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  True

  36

  2020-09-10 10:14

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  Worked for Cobain

  They’re freaking bomb and they’re cheap too. Big bag for 2 bucks. They say chile and lime but they’re not spicy, might have a little kick if you don’t eat spicy, but no where near as spicy as hot Cheetos. Literally my favorite chips. But yea I’m in Cali so I have no idea if they’re out there

  2020-09-09 20:17

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  are you gonna say howdy

  Still gotta say howdy, motherfucker

  2020-09-09 16:30

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  Worked for Cobain

  I eat a whole bag in one sitting cuz momma didn’t raise no bitch I cry about my disolved mouth afterwards

  2020-09-09 09:39

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  Severus Snipe

  Jesus at least learn to fucken crop

  2020-09-09 04:16

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  cocaine is one hell of a drug

  Crack you smoke, coke you snort, remember the difference kids.

  2020-09-09 02:03

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  Amazing

  My people need me

  2020-09-09 01:28

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  An old meme for one-piece weebs

  I get that, I use to think anime was weird as shit especially with weird looking characters. About 6 years ago, my friend finally got me to sit down and start Naruto from the beginning and I’ve been slowly but surely hooked on anime since. I’ve completely watched one piece up to the end of Big mom arc. Really enjoying the rewatch.

  2020-09-08 21:38

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  An old meme for one-piece weebs

  Fuck I don’t even remember his back story. Good thing I’m finally rewatching it for the first time. I lowkey want to just skip to the war at Marineford and get to the time skip, but it’s too good. About to get to Enies Lobby, forgot how good this series was/is

  2020-09-08 20:51

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  I waited 3 years for this

  I let my car get past 420,000 miles and I forgot to take a picture. Could’ve done 420,420. Or 420,069. I got nothing, my most shameful mistake ever.

  2020-09-08 20:08

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  I know Karen is just a word but I never found that trend ...

  I’ve seen more than enough videos of Karens in action, and my mom used to be a Karen. Luckily she finally learned to chill out at some point.

  2020-09-08 19:03

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  Corn maze

  I don’t think it’s political to make fun of Biden’s dementia. Regardless of what side you prefer, it’s pretty obvious his age is getting to him, and these memes don’t seem to show any political bias, so I’m for them.

  2020-09-08 17:48

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  are zoomers and millenials even different?

  Is that a mother fucken one piece reference

  2020-09-08 17:41

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  Only the real ones will remember

  Haha first time I ever smoked was out of a monster can, good times, good good times.

  2020-09-08 17:39

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  Pretty much

  Ketchup is fucken delicious, I don’t need it, but I definitely prefer it on certain foods.

  2020-09-08 17:36

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  I know Karen is just a word but I never found that trend ...

  People really be acting like Karens tho. It’s just a name to call those people who are extra as fuck for no reason. Literally calling the manager over a dollar coupon and now expect everything free while screaming in their faces. That’s a Karen, and personally I would love to smack the shit out of every Karen, they annoy the fuck out of me.

  2020-09-08 17:21

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  ooga booga

  Thanks. My dumbass was trying to think what rhymes with Jotaro

  2020-09-08 17:14

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  Tried a new template. Feedback please

  Thank you, I was gonna say that that’s not even his line

  2020-09-08 17:11

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  ball gun

  They’re gonna take teabagging to a whole other level

  2020-09-08 15:52

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  Lego Star Wars The Skywalker Saga is going to be lit

  I dunno, it’s not a story the Jedi would tell..

  2020-09-07 11:01

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  Lego Star Wars The Skywalker Saga is going to be lit

  That would be dope. Maybe even a sith based series that intertwines their origins.

  2020-09-07 10:35

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  Me gusta

  “4 titty bitches”

  2020-09-07 10:23

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  Lego Star Wars The Skywalker Saga is going to be lit

  I’m interested in the next Star Wars film that Kevin Feige will be working on. I wonder if it’ll be a stand alone film, or the start of a new series. No info yet, but I still have a feeling Feige will do a good job.

  2020-09-07 10:22

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  Funny Meme on Final Year Students from Agile Academy whic...

  

  2020-09-05 02:41

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  Alt+f4

  I pressed no but I’m still here

  2020-09-05 02:06

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  6 million millenials

  Okay, that sounds kind of interesting. I’m willing to be his next test subject.

  2020-09-05 02:03

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  Varg moment XD

  What?! You’ve never played any of The Elder Scrolls? Oblivion and Skyrim are my shit.

  2020-09-05 02:01

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  Expand dong

  I don’t use twitter or other spots for memes so I appreciate them

  2020-09-05 01:25

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  Adulting is too hard

  Thanks

  2020-09-05 01:22

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  Ily

  It’s more gentle on your eyes when washing your hair. It’s obviously not intended to be shot straight in your eye and it’s still full of chemicals. Go ahead and try it yourself..

  2020-09-05 01:15

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  True?

  I always went to work high. Including the first day, I’m one of the lucky ones where people can’t tell I’m high, if anything it makes me a better worker. I get really focused on what I have to do, and do it as best as possible. Well I at least did that for minimum wage jobs. I’m about to start my career in the health care field and I’m staying sober forever. Definitely don’t wanna risk anything there.

  2020-09-04 21:57

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  You all everybody! You all everybody!

  Interesting. Thanks for the info. Is it still worth the watch or nah?

  2020-09-04 20:20

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  lebron is a maricon

  Some of the players have been victims of police harassment. But that’s not even the point, it’s basically them using their platform/status to help the movement. They’re not doing it because they inherently feel oppressed. Also, some positive changes have already begun as result of their strike.

  2020-09-04 19:18

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  Rip Chadwick, powered through cancer like a champ to give...

  If they have enough extra footage and audio, maybe they can do something like they did with Carrie Fisher in The Last Jedi. Also, the next movie could maybe even start with black panther already dead and maybe flashback to his death while in full suit which would be easier. It would be a little obvious that they’re working around his death, but I’m sure it’ll suffice. There’s always gonna be critics either way.

  2020-09-04 18:04

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  Rip Chadwick, powered through cancer like a champ to give...

  In the comics his sister takes over the role of black panther so everyone is assuming that’s what will happen.

  2020-09-04 17:54

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  You all everybody! You all everybody!

  Can you spoil it for me? Everyone has always talked about it, but I doubt I’ll ever watch it. I know that it involves them crashing on an island and weird stuff happens, but I’ve always been curious as to the whole controversy of the ending.

  2020-09-04 14:53

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  The what

  Well masks reduce transmission. It’s not a fail safe, no one said it’s gonna prevent you from getting the virus. It can reduce the spreading which is still significant and requires almost no effort to simply wear a mask. However, I wish they promoted proper hand washing, and remind people not to touch their faces more. That’s the real problem, people don’t wash their hands or don’t wash them properly or frequently enough. Hand washing is a far better and more effective measure.

  2020-09-04 13:05

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  The what

  Well covid-19 is a coronavirus. Coronviruses have existed prior, but covid-19 is a new coronavirus if you wanna be specific. Maybe it is possible it can go away eventually, but either way we’ll have to wait till there’s a vaccine for things to improve. Especially in the US where idiots go out and don’t wear a mask, and I doubt anyone washes their hands properly or frequently.

  2020-09-04 03:56

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