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  3,000 year old honey still slaps

  When it crystalizes I use it as a natural sugar scrub

  1j

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  Grocery app thinks it’s my equal

  I have all the notifications turned off so I don't deal with all that

  2025-07-03 13:45

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  Australia’s animals said overkill not needed

  Imagine them taking down a tyrannosaurus

  2025-07-02 07:37

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  Customer tried me so I asked her to teach me, she hung up

  Had a customer complain because the power was out. Tried to explain. She caused an issue. Closed the drive thru window. She said she would not take money from me. I threw the money at her

  2025-06-30 21:51

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  Hello

  Wasn't this nug a weed meme first

  2025-06-28 19:03

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  Amazon driver PTSD vs ambulance runs—same vibe

  Welllllll if you order a lot of alcohol...

  2025-06-25 14:52

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  remember pogo ball? i do, but you’re old

  What is this Facebook now

  2025-06-19 00:14

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  The capital of Russia? Trauma

  Green cow?

  2025-06-18 22:59

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  Apple calculator caught lacking basic math

  Pem dat ass

  2025-06-12 19:38

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  Daily prayer: Please let Weird Al stay unproblematic

  I pray never. But ppl with money sometimes cannot be trusted with today's economy

  2025-06-11 20:50

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  Adulthood is just realizing sugar is in everything

  ADDICTION

  2025-06-11 20:46

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  Facts

  Do not get into a toxic relationship. It will lead to so many problems

  2025-06-11 20:45

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  HDMI

  Clean circles

  2025-06-07 23:43

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  Stay off the crack kids

  They lose their teeth making look like muppets

  2025-06-04 23:23

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  Making an omelet until life makes it scrambled eggs

  I couldn't figure out how to cook only the whites and keep the yolk runny. So I opt to use butter! It's not as healthy but so delicious

  2025-06-04 13:41

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  Making an omelet until life makes it scrambled eggs

  I just perfected sunny side up. Took me too long to mention

  2025-06-03 17:12

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  Pretty Boy Floyd: robbing banks and canceling mortgages

  Can there be a hacker that does this? Clean slate for everyone

  2025-05-30 10:45

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  Having parents who help financially hits like a cheat code

  My parents kept me alive. I suppose that counts as something

  2025-05-26 08:01

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  When the decoy keyboard finally fools the toddler

  How cute

  2025-05-19 15:02

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  lol yes

  Literally

  2025-05-08 06:53

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  Makes sense

  Old, classic joke

  2025-05-07 08:33

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  College debate got spicy over one questionable outfit

  Whites are offended for other races Blacks are offended by their race Mexicans laugh at both. They may be the best race!

  2025-05-06 11:48

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  That's a lot of calories

  Also can get incredibly fat

  2025-04-29 11:44

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  Taco Bell be remixing the same 5 ingredients like DJs

  Duh Jim Gaffigan made a joke about it

  2025-04-28 08:29

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  Cheese is milk bread. Beer is liquid bread. I need a minute.

  Beer is bread beer is bread beer is bread n stuff Let's go get some breaaaad

  2025-04-22 06:49

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  Derp

  I have to do this Soooo cuuuuute

  2025-04-21 22:49

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  Now where to put it

  Meatcanyon would know

  2025-04-20 19:38

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  Titles are hard

  Pist

  2025-04-13 10:23

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  population collapse is coming

  I have to be dead honest. I think women should be the ones to approach. I've approached my husband and we've been together ever since.

  2025-04-10 18:57

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  Why is dishwasher the only appliance with secrets?

  The punctuation and capitalization sucks

  2025-04-09 22:21

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  that & pegging

  Sure sure, but it's not hurting anyone I'm free to look like a fool to other fools

  2025-04-09 17:13

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  that & pegging

  I wear a face mask when my nose is very dry. Plus helps when you live in a big city with high pollutant days.

  2025-04-09 12:23

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  Dude stopped a knifeman and still got arrested, classic E...

  Guy

  2025-04-08 16:05

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  Fresh guac vs. guac after five minutes: the tragedy

  Or lime juice. I never understood ppl about avocados. It's so easy to preserve!

  2025-04-07 23:04

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  Vanishing into peace sounds like the real adult dream

  What if they disappear a lot

  2025-04-07 22:58

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  Charging $1,200 a month for naps and crackers is insane

  Are you speaking from experience?

  2025-04-07 21:41

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  China finds limitless energy source that’s... limited

  Especially with their fake waterfalls

  2025-03-27 16:18

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  Darth Maul’s second lightsaber ignites and the opera si...

  Aunty Donna *epic music*

  2025-03-27 07:55

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  It was A simpler time

  She was never funny. Especially on the roast battle with Charlie Sheen

  2025-03-26 08:25

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  Disney's Snow White remake flops harder than my GPA in 2008

  Poor Gal Gadot

  2025-03-24 20:17

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  Bro’s about to win that lawsuit with maximum petty energy

  I got pulled over for tags being expired and the cop told me to wait in his car. I have a feeling I was abused in some way..

  2025-03-24 18:10

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  gs4894!

  Would you let it fly freely, poop n all?

  2025-03-24 18:07

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  Calm your testicles tranny!

  I'd work cuz they man

  2025-03-21 20:24

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  Sneak 100

  Jon tron

  2025-03-21 20:16

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  College pyramid schemes, but make it Egyptology

  This is a good joke

  2025-03-21 20:12

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  Disney investing millions in AI. Mickey is watching

  More like a mod

  2025-03-21 20:10

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  Location settings

  Had a friend who asked me how does her phone know her location at all times. She had her location settings on and had no idea what it meant.

  2025-03-14 11:52

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  Evil pro tip

  What if camera

  2025-03-10 20:19

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  Raccoon tries a dorito

  BLASS EWW

  2025-03-10 20:15

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  Video games facts

  Nooooo they're ruining everything

  2025-03-10 14:18

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  "You just call everyone you don't like _____"

  How dare they desecrate Saturn

  2025-03-06 18:03

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  Diets are racist

  Fat white vs fat black FIGHT

  2025-03-02 15:23

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  Yep

  And it's hot

  2025-02-26 14:06

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  Rescued dogs are the best

  Does 'this dog' have a name supposed wife

  2025-02-25 18:34

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  Real photo of the sunset on Mars

  Look on NASA's app to confirm or deny.

  2025-02-24 19:50

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  New tires are expensive

  Worm and log

  2025-02-24 19:44

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  Night on Mars

  I'm so sad that the future will fabricate a lot of universal photos that uneducated ppl will think are real

  2025-02-21 18:44

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  Sober Sue was beautiful

  Imagine what she'd look like laughing without smiling

  2025-02-20 16:41

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  The problem is that trees are free

  Like the beavers

  2025-02-14 17:47

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  idk man, i think maybe for the right girl

  I fucking love that shit

  2025-02-10 13:47

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  you find the right dog for your

  Idk if I'm right.. but wouldn't that mean you get a clingy pet?

  2025-02-04 17:58

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  Every morning

  Definitely my husband and me

  2025-01-31 11:04

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  Doner happiness

  I like how they barely censored his face

  2025-01-31 06:29

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  This is not a vegetable anymore

  Sometimes I have a alcoholic bender and I sleep about 12 hrs and my body is back to normal

  2025-01-26 17:27

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  Repost but isn’t it kinda weird

  Cuz they're cute

  2025-01-23 17:15

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  NEVER

  I play to have a different experience with different difficulties. But I am definitely not a good gamer tho

  2025-01-23 17:10

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  NEVER

  I play on normal difficulty. If I can handle it, I'll play a game again with a higher difficulty.

  2025-01-23 12:19

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  Men's dream

  How can you achieve that?

  2025-01-17 18:49

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  Secreta room design

  Anne are you okay, are you okay anne?

  2025-01-17 18:44

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  Men's dream

  I'm not crying, you're crying

  2025-01-17 14:12

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  Fuck your protest

  I understand the objective, but they're going about it all the wrong ways. Attack corporations, not hard working citizens

  2025-01-17 14:10

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  Never confuse education with intelligence

  I don't think idiots know they're idiots, therefore, you may not be an idiot

  2025-01-17 07:26

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  Valentine's day as a single adult

  I have never gaf about valentines day with or without a relationship

  2025-01-15 19:22

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  IT guys when the system is down

  System of the down

  2025-01-15 19:14

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  Secreta room design

  Are you okay?

  2025-01-15 19:13

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  men only want one thing

  And that's how you'll stay single

  2025-01-13 18:59

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  Yo momma's middle name is "Repost"

  Finally someone who speaks truth

  2025-01-01 18:48

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  Mariah Carey back to the freezer

  A las, well hear her again next year

  2024-12-27 17:29

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  Excellent point, sir.

  I fucking hate these ppl

  2024-12-26 17:50

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  It was awesome

  Waverace! Loved the theme music

  2024-12-26 17:49

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  Jim Carrey type of comedy

  Jim Carrey is a gift among us all

  2024-12-26 17:48

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  Dear Witcher Netflix

  Me too

  2024-12-16 14:02

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  jumpscare

  

  2024-12-13 19:23

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  It do be like that

  Idk Gordan Ramsay's style works effectively

  2024-12-13 13:51

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  Anyone get the reference to Black Myth: Wukong? I see it's a great game

  2024-12-12 14:38

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  I missed you buddy

  She's angry that this is the only platform she can have an opinion

  2024-12-12 14:33

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  how to carry your dog like a backpack

  Oh, that you suck dog dick, I got that

  2024-12-11 13:43

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  how to carry your dog like a backpack

  Nehh you're just a psychopath

  2024-12-11 05:19

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  how to carry your dog like a backpack

  I think she/he/it hates animals

  2024-12-10 19:18

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  how to carry your dog like a backpack

  Cute

  2024-12-10 19:17

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  dog enjoying first day of snow

  Snow snow snow snow

  2024-12-03 18:44

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  Guilty, your honor

  Steve Carell did it once

  2024-11-30 07:27

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  They are the same as the right

  They hide behind the pride

  2024-11-28 13:03

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  Title is still missing where's it at?!

  Titles in fat bitches stomach

  2024-11-28 07:47

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  Travelling with your doggo

  Be careful, you may get arrested

  2024-11-27 19:12

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  Just use Henry Cavill pickup lines

  Fake confidence

  2024-11-26 16:46

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  Why was there no google doodle on men's day?

  Misandry

  2024-11-21 11:51

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  Plastic surgery to become an alien

  Not a guy

  2024-11-19 20:06

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  Dragon Age The Veilguard at The Game Awards

  I've been waiting so long for the new one with the awesome cliff hanger and then it caught the virus I am so unbearably sad

  2024-11-19 16:09

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  Dragon Age The Veilguard at The Game Awards

  DAI won awards, the new one is a joke in comparison

  2024-11-19 13:49

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