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  Sebulba had no chill and zero filter

  The faces made me giggle

  2025-04-04 21:07

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  self obssesive (me)

  We are getting older, novageko ruined the app, etc.

  2025-02-05 23:26

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  Resume

  The manager will eat the donuts and throw away the resume anyway

  2025-02-05 00:55

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  Me

  Every person I knew who smoked weed turned out to be miserable fucking losers in their later years. But sure; keep telling yourself and everyone around that pot is so cool.

  2024-06-04 20:53

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  sir

  I take it as a sign of respect lol

  2023-12-30 17:50

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  By today's standards, this one's a coin flip

  Back when I was around this lads age, all I did was grab my crush’s tits playfully. For context, she was 16. Never got in trouble since it was seen as innocent. Dad on the other hand was not impressed.

  2023-11-24 15:10

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  Happy 22th birthday meme

  I’m 30. You’ll be fine, just make memories and level up throughout the years

  2023-11-20 03:03

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  Waiting meme

  My wife told me that according to the Manga, when they transform, its like a flash of light. No waiting necessary. The transformation sequence is just to entertain the viewers.

  2023-11-13 13:52

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  Rahkshi are my favorite kits

  I’m 13, what the hell are those?

  2023-11-01 20:05

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  He’s selling what?

  What is the warranty?

  2023-11-01 19:58

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  Iij

  The 2000s called.

  2023-10-24 15:09

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  title lost in the wind

  I wonder how the 80’s would have treated them

  2023-10-23 15:08

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  Blah

  Is it that bad? Never had one so I can’t say.

  2023-10-21 20:10

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  Gotta draw on the yarmulke

  This shit has to be fixed before riots start. Fuck renting.

  2023-10-21 20:09

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  Yeah imagine that

  We will always find reasons, either good or bullshit to justify waging war against a nation. This will never stop as long as we exist in this world. As a wise T-800 once said, its in our nature to destroy ourselves.

  2023-10-17 16:44

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  Write fml fr in comments if this is you.

  It did for me.

  2023-10-13 12:12

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  dongs in a dollar

  Idk why but this made me laugh too

  2023-10-11 15:08

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  Hate it

  I’m a network engineer for AT&T. Pay is decent but working my way up to Network Admin. Not an easy journey but worth it if you have the passion for it.

  2023-10-10 02:39

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  Others

  Respecting opinions has been one sided with liberal faggots who never respects opinions beyond their own. I say their options are worth shit so fuck em.

  2023-10-07 00:23

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  Hate it

  $38/hr here. Working my way to $40/hr by April.

  2023-10-07 00:20

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  Me when my mom asked me to peel carrots when I was like 5

  If you can’t peel a potato, you deserve to starve.

  2023-10-02 17:55

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  When you boss keeps calling you while on baby leave

  My job gives men 3 months and women 6 months. Not perfect but a damn good start.

  2023-09-28 22:53

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  Geraldine

  JOOS!?!?!?

  2023-09-25 14:00

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  Evolution

  No thanks. I discovered an awakened love for Motorcycles so i’ll do that instead.

  2023-09-25 13:59

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  last comment is goku

  Men can relate to Goku because Goku had to work his way up to the top for decades, just like the rest of us have. I went from being stuck making $7/hr to 6-figures in 5 years of busting my ass through school to provide for my family. Uneducated women on the other have only care about shallow representation that requires no shred of effort, ever.

  2023-09-25 13:57

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  title

  I married my wife who is one of seven lol. Dad in law is a great hardworking man.

  2023-09-25 13:50

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  Evolution

  I don’t care anymore. Its been nothing but bad news and scary conspiracies my whole life. I just want to find meaning and happiness in the short life we all have before we’re forced to fight back.

  2023-09-25 13:48

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  This is the Truth

  Did I just time travel to 2017?

  2023-09-25 09:38

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  Out of the two, one's guaranteed to be loyal, guess which...

  I think I have issues. And issue rhymes with tissue. In seriousness, I’m kidding. I would never torture dogs, I just say this stuff for laughs pretending i’m a Saturday morning cartoon villain.

  2023-09-19 04:50

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  Out of the two, one's guaranteed to be loyal, guess which...

  Dogs are stupid. Put them in a case and waterboard them with a water gun! *squirt squirt*

  2023-09-18 19:54

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  Dodson!

  How I always looked at it when I watch this movie

  2023-09-15 17:45

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  THOTs (I'd Super Smash though)

  

  2023-09-15 17:44

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  The power of the N-Word pass

  Frieza found a hyperbolic time chamber in one of the planets he conquered and spent 10 years training his ass off to never be defeated again as part of his journey to reach the top, hence unlocking a new form called “Black Frieza”. He one shots current Goku and Vegeta. Fun fact: The creators made him black because they base his power ups on credit cards. The black card is considered a premium card in japan.

  2023-09-15 17:41

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  Potentially $750’000 & 25 years

  Justice is justice. Don’t care for whatever political football team you root for. All corrupt shitheads need to go to jail.

  2023-09-15 17:37

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  Hahaha

  In an office environment, coworker friends will throw you under the bus before risking their jobs. I do believe in friendship but only if one of you moved on to another company where conflict of interest is not possible.

  2023-09-15 17:35

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  This makes the point better with Smellorama

  Both sides suck but I will always vote red for the sinple fact that my paychecks wer bigger under Trump and gas was cheaper. Today? I make less money and have to pay out the ass more than ever thanks to blue team.

  2023-09-14 21:07

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  Pure science

  Had one in my 5th grade year. She was not nice but she sure gave me a laugh when she was shitting on one of the kids for making Tarzan noises. I honestly felt lucky she didn’t catch me otherwise i’d be in serious trouble.

  2023-09-14 21:04

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  Hahaha

  Not a smart idea. Coworkers are not your friends.

  2023-09-14 21:02

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  iPhone 15 memes

  Using XR. If this craps out im moving onto Android.

  2023-09-13 05:39

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  Words

  Im Spanish and I say nigs suck.

  2023-09-05 09:04

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  Well, I do

  So you let your dick call all the shots? Lame.

  2023-09-05 09:01

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  it's okay guys, I can fix her.

  Share her in an orgy

  2023-08-22 13:40

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  I mean....

  Dog mom? No you moron. You’re a fucking pet owner.

  2023-08-19 15:08

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  ey oh pops what's happened

  You age. How you age depends on your genetics, diet, lifestyle, residency, and career choices.

  2023-08-19 15:04

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  Thank God life doesn't last forever

  Amen brother.

  2023-08-17 01:22

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  There are limits to everything

  No good deed goes unpunished. Fuck humans.

  2023-08-15 23:47

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  Coffe

  Depends. Coffee wakes me up in about 10 min and shoots up my energy to get my day started.

  2023-08-13 13:00

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  POV: PENI PARKER IS WITHIN RANGE

  Jacking off to fictional characters with the knowledge that they are underage makes you a closet pedophile.

  2023-08-13 12:55

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  I’d like to report a murder

  Met my wife in my senior year of High school 2012 been together ever since

  2023-08-13 12:53

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  What a gentleman

  Honor, respect, compassion, and honesty means nothing anymore. We are now a Godless nation.

  2023-08-13 02:23

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  Hi go go

  Sorry mom. You screwed up my upbringing and gave me a life of struggle and hardships and I don’t even have a house to own yet.

  2023-08-10 20:05

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  title

  The POWER of unions.

  2023-08-10 20:00

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  Nani

  Punt that little shit.

  2023-08-10 19:56

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  1st comment, 2nd comment, and 3rd comment are in the midd...

  

  2023-08-10 19:44

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  Chad

  How to get asthma 101

  2023-08-10 19:41

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  If they love it...

  This movie inspires me to build my own mojo dojo casa house

  2023-08-09 19:08

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  Pedophile Island is in Florida, however it's not Mapped out

  Evil is being welcomed more and more as time goes on. What can you expect from a society that would rather embrace godlessness in favor of vile fetishes?

  2023-08-09 19:00

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  This is why the Kardashev scale is relevant

  Only if they use their wealth to influence politics for their benefit at the expense of the working man.

  2023-08-09 18:55

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  You will pay

  Amen. Never steal from small businesses period. Big woke corps on the other hand is a moral obligation.

  2023-08-09 18:52

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  Lost in translation

  Gr8b8tm8t

  2023-08-09 18:50

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  Anti-gunners BTFO

  Saving this for sure

  2023-08-02 00:06

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  j dogg out of context

  I don’t get it

  2023-07-30 22:43

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  please

  We don’t listen to peasants. Now spend your money and make us richer you worthless sacks of dog crap.

  2023-07-27 02:51

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  Bruh dfffiiii

  Ok this fucking killed me

  2023-07-25 00:10

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  swag messiah

  Sounds like a great memory

  2023-07-23 17:03

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  Dude

  Tell him to get his lazy ass up and get a job.

  2023-07-22 19:37

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  As recommended by the Reptoids

  71 for when I sleep. Fuck outa here with that 80s bs

  2023-07-22 01:39

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  Hahahaha

  Saw it with my wife. I liked the movie and it seemed pretty fun

  2023-07-22 01:27

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  Literally me, no sus

  I remember when lame asses would post pictures of disturbed with edgy quotes like “you better not mess with me when i’m mad”

  2023-07-22 01:26

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  Disapointed by society

  All land will be bought so therefore you have no where to run.

  2023-07-18 11:59

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  Normal People vs Programmers

  DevOps, Network Engineer, etc

  2023-07-15 12:13

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  moo

  Pissing off your dog aint the smartest thing to do pal

  2023-07-06 17:05

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  Obi Wan vs Darth Vader

  I always thought it was strange for Obi-Wan to be a Padawan at that age. Not sure the reason behind it so i’m open to explanations

  2023-06-28 12:07

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  Florida abortion law

  I can promise you he won’t care and will go home to play the new call of duty while laughing with his friends over a beer.

  2023-06-23 13:07

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  Know your history

  Im just happy for the paid day off

  2023-06-20 02:20

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  men built this world

  Eat bugs and drink soy so you can be weak and dumb! You WILL live in a pod and you WILL own nothing and be happy!

  2023-06-18 23:44

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  whistleblower

  

  2023-06-18 23:42

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  House said something like that i think

  This is how the left are raising their kids these days.

  2023-06-12 20:54

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  Haha

  Didn’t they kill civilians during their protests?

  2023-06-06 01:04

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  Anon is rock hard

  Rofl? “Checks date” makes sense.

  2023-05-28 13:07

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  Q

  Why?

  2023-05-28 13:05

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  Not today

  Okay this made me giggle

  2023-05-28 13:03

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  Bear vs N

  Everyone is a racist everywhere. Its been around since the dawn of civilization and will continue to exist as long as humanity is exists. Gtfo with your self-righteous bullshit.

  2023-05-28 13:01

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  Spoiler - John Wick Chapter 4

  Feed the dog.

  2023-05-26 17:33

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  I wouldn't even be mad

  2014 called

  2023-05-25 10:45

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  mobile game ads be like

  Mobile ads suck

  2023-05-23 23:32

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  looks right

  Sorry bro

  2023-05-23 14:55

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  looks right

  Better find one soon! Otherwise your choices are, 1. Single mother with KIDZ 2. Used up whore who is ready to “settle down” 3. Fat/Ugly chicks who let themselves ago at 30 I’m married so i’m good

  2023-05-23 14:34

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  Explain

  What a stupid looking face. It reminds me of

  2023-05-19 01:25

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  looks right

  Dating in your 30’s be like

  2023-05-19 01:16

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  Anything for the cheeto

  He is the Legendary Hero 7

  2023-05-19 01:15

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  Take away my ICE cars, and you’re gonna FAFO if you do.

  They pollute worse than gas cars. Where do you think lithium batteries come from?

  2023-05-15 17:45

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  dongs in a conversation

  R ight on the mark. Some people are painfully obnoxious and should be removed from society.

  2023-05-15 17:41

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  Soul food.

  WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!

  2023-05-15 17:37

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  Bo2

  A breed that should have never existed. Now here come to pit apologists saying they are goodboys who dindu nuffin.

  2023-05-14 21:08

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  Baised

  Great movie

  2023-05-14 21:07

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  Middle school be like:

  Hygiene? Idk I stopped watching the show after 2012

  2023-05-14 21:05

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  Sorry 4 bad comic

  Man I miss these kinds of memes. 10/10 OP

  2023-05-14 17:55

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  We need solutions

  I want them tied down to a table with their mouths forcefully opened by a brace. Then I will have a machine pour hot molten macaroni and cheese. Waterbording sponsored by Kraft.

  2023-05-11 11:39

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  floor cookies

  Dead dog.

  2023-05-08 12:08

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