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  Mind blown

  here's a better representation. http://bit.ly/1fSvfWC

  2014-04-06 14:48

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  Emma!

  DFTBA

  2014-04-06 13:53

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  Maybe should have been a bad luck Brian meme?

  try this with "socially awkward penguin" or even " "

  2014-04-01 04:33

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  skateboards

  this is beautiful. making the craft your own not only does it look awesome, but with the right pick ups, this could sound just like any other guitar! (guitar nerds are screaming about wood tonality while reading my comment)

  2014-04-01 04:29

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  true dat

  @victorious ill pray for you

  2014-03-27 00:39

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  favourite youtubers

  @red.black.white oh, I forgot people don't understand sassy sarcasm.

  2014-03-22 00:00

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  favourite youtubers

  @title RihannaVevo

  2014-03-21 14:55

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  thiefpvp.gamename.net MC factions

  "I didn't know 'Schindler's List' was made into an animated feature!" grammatical ambiguity is not okay, guys.

  2014-03-20 00:55

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  forever alone......

  being so awkward that even attractiveness is irrelevant

  2014-03-19 03:42

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  3rd comment is potato

  Larry David may quietly be the funniest person alive. everyone says Louis ck ( who is an insanely talented stand up), Dane cook, or (God forbid) Larry "the cable guy." No. its probably Larry David.

  2014-03-18 19:44

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  this isn't gonna pass

  ^i love that that stayed in the lexicon of memedroid. how many comments are we at now, op?

  2014-03-18 02:07

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  xD

  ^oh good. you got the joke.

  2014-03-17 16:36

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  Cougar Town

  I don't understand bragging about what time you wake up... I'm not congratulating you for waking up.

  2014-03-16 14:38

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  Oh Idina . . . (Idina = Elsa)

  ^the wickedly talented Adele Dazeem?

  2014-03-16 14:29

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  Hanna Hamana ! Junky akeickcndi

  have you guys ever been to a nicer restaurant? you give them your name and they call "table for (your name)." I think you guys are looking to hard at this...

  2014-03-15 03:25

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  the dark slide

  I may be wrong, but this soundboard looks like it has a solo function. when activated, that signal is being recorded. that'd be the red light on channel beside Vader. that means, in order to acquire more bass you should just solo vaders channel

  2014-03-11 02:43

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  thruth

  when you can't think of funny commentary to comment.

  2014-03-11 02:34

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  back to school

  yet sadly necessary. fucking kids. (if that's not the saddest pun I've ever thought of, idk what is)

  2014-03-11 02:28

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  hair migration

  oh no! we just missed your birthday!

  2014-03-09 12:29

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  O h yeah...

  idk what it is, but overlooking buildings makes pooping much better. I think its a power thing. my sisters house overlooks houses, so I make sure I poop every time I visit!

  2014-03-08 22:32

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  I wish I was drunk

  is it just me or would this be better if Mario and Luigi were switched? like, Luigi lamenting the fact that he's always second?

  2014-03-07 18:03

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  best good guy ever

  @thatguy my generation always thought that they deserved respect, and only respected elders only when they felt the elder respected them. that philosophy may or may not be wrong, but it simply doesn't work with the logic of this meme.

  2014-03-07 13:56

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  best good guy ever

  I tell you what, ill live by this rule once parents start teaching their kids respect again

  2014-03-06 23:34

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  I crafted this meme on a stone tablet with my own blood

  I now point to people at stop signs. I don't know why stop signs are so FUCKING COMPLICATED. its like, we both stop across from each other, and you're turning left while I'm going straight, you remain stopped. how the fuck has this rule been bastardized?!

  2014-03-06 23:30

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  boob

  there are 80085 reasons to love boobs. I'm really pleased with this calculator joke...

  2014-03-06 23:14

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  cheater

  @first memedroid is like redneck America. we never stop pointing out the problems with memedroid(America) but also never stop talking about how much better it is than any other meme site(country).

  2014-03-06 23:11

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  mine is purple

  ^4/33 of this guys "memes" are actually memes. the rest are screenshots and iPhone messages. give it up, he's too far gone

  2014-03-06 23:04

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  Favorite post ever

  bad news guys... I learned LAST NIGHT, that flap jacks are not pancakes. pancakes are as pictured, while flapjacks are basically cereal bars (oats/honey). it's bull shit and i feel lied to and frankly need a hug after the deceit I've gone through.

  2014-03-05 23:30

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  favorite youtube random encounter?

  ^Did you mean: "guten tag, sehen in diesem!"

  2014-03-05 23:25

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  hello

  you'll break a window or some shit! kids... (and this is the post Colin realized he's an adult)

  2014-03-03 22:11

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  Doomed I say..

  I agree with this post, but that doesn't mean I didn't laugh when my dad made a grocery lost including "5 #potatoes." I laughed all day at 5 pounds of hashtag potatoes

  2014-03-02 23:54

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  True tbh

  I couldn't do a damn thing if I were in a bean bag chair at school

  2014-03-01 13:03

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  take off your clothes NOW!!!!!!!!

  I have one from Walmart that is soft on the bottom. it allows you to push in, and in turn, push the ice out. this tray is just too mechanicaly complicated.l and as @toxicity pointed, unsound for daily use.

  2014-02-28 18:13

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  Deep laffy taffy

  thanks for the existential crisis, laffy taffy.

  2014-02-26 13:35

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  true

  @socio fan. fucking. tastic. loved it! hilarious and Hart(if you get that pun you're a pretty big fan of the writers and stars) warming.

  2014-02-24 11:15

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  title loves bulking

  looking at you laina (overly attached girlfriend) she's actually great and hilarious and glad she made a YouTube channel bad luck Brian, not so much.

  2014-02-23 18:30

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  Holden Caulfield

  captcha the flag?

  2014-02-22 14:04

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  Hank Hill: Dammitt Bobby!

  I found your mum's cup

  2014-02-17 23:53

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  Coolness lvl 76

  I have to log off now. i cant even handle her bag game right now...

  2014-02-17 14:11

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  Interesting

  mom only lets me say "friggin'"

  2014-02-17 14:07

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  Only in my hometown....

  ^weird there's a lot of West Virginians on memedroid.... Im in beckley lol

  2014-02-16 12:31

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  Only in my hometown....

  I support strip mining because it supports my state and for any liberals out there, when another form of fuel creates as many jobs and as much energy, ill support it

  2014-02-15 22:58

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  Moron

  what else would redial mean?

  2014-02-15 22:53

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  Jesus flipin tables

  ^youd be frustrated to if you were constantly questioned by your own creation

  2014-02-15 22:51

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  Ultra Douche

  @bails I feel like a principal explaining why you cant say certain words in school... douching is when you use ( pictured) to clean out your lady bits. (after a period, sex, etc.) its not a common practice because the vagina is self-cleaning

  2014-02-15 02:57

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  my eyes

  I convinced my mom to let me spray paint our next toilet with glow-in-the-dark paint. I'm pretty sure it'll end up being the thing I'm remembered for when I die.

  2014-02-15 02:39

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  Ultra Douche

  I'm so glad I'm not a woman... between tampons and douching, idk how you ladies do it

  2014-02-15 02:37

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  carcum

  I am a mechanic and can confirm you found the vehicles g-spot.

  2014-02-14 22:08

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  wows

  @Joshua "wolf of wall street." really good, but long and vulgar. it literally had a record for most "f bombs" with ~500+

  2014-02-14 22:07

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  wows

  I watched this movie with my devout Christian sister... needless to say, weird ride home

  2014-02-14 22:05

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  Valentines advice

  ^its 4 in the God damned morning and I'm having an existential crisis... happy Valentine's day everyone...

  2014-02-14 04:23

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  Valentines advice

  as sad as I am about my , I'd also like to know how to get that reflection effect... which as I'm typing that I feel even more sad about the direction of my life... Jesus Christ...

  2014-02-14 04:22

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  most awkward dad moment yet he should be proud lol

  

  2014-02-13 07:37

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  My pet Goat

  shit! we forgot to teach him how to pull the trigger! abort!

  2014-02-13 07:35

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  Will anyone be my valentine???

  ^ugh. you're totally fishing for upvotes

  2014-02-13 05:47

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  a good example of how electricity works

  my Christian school never even taught me how this shit works. thanks, memedroid!

  2014-02-12 05:34

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  Anal

  I can't support a company that doesn't support my interests.

  2014-02-12 05:33

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  The best knock knock joke I heard in Days!

  sorry guys. I just wanted to fit in

  2014-02-11 05:25

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  technicalities

  he paid a bee to pollinate him. bee prostitution is a serious problem.

  2014-02-11 04:50

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  My GF dropped this on me yesterday, and that's why I'm si...

  ^you "pronounced" it wrong.

  2014-02-11 04:46

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  The best knock knock joke I heard in Days!

  

  2014-02-11 04:45

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  Happiness jars

  ^did you mean to say "nutella is nummy"?

  2014-02-09 22:39

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  I ain't even mad

  ^I have boobs... I'd rephrase that to "lady boobs are lady boobs."

  2014-02-08 23:50

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  seriously

  @nyrb it meens country people are typically good people and community minded, while rednecks are the same but like to party. simply put, country people will give you a dollar, rednecks will ask for a dollar.

  2014-02-08 18:33

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  seriously

  ^i have a pretty apt analogy for "country v. redneck." country is going to church on Sunday, redneck is drinking on Saturday and then going to church Sunday.

  2014-02-08 05:34

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  seriously

  @n30 my nicest vehicle is a 1949 Ferguson. I raise pig & cattle. wanna fight about it? identification is a basic human need. country folk are the nicest folk of whom Im honored to identify. until you come to the country, your opinion us uninformed.

  2014-02-08 04:07

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  :_(

  ^^best single template meme I've seen in a long time

  2014-02-08 03:53

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  very true

  ^they all look the same (Chinese restaurants, not Asian people)

  2014-02-08 00:44

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  Who loves boobs

  my 60 year old science teacher pulled his pants up way too high. its like his pants were mad at his balls. needless to say, I wish I had a teacher like yours...

  2014-02-07 07:27

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  MY OCD. WHY WHY WHY

  my bottom teeth do this. not the most delightful thing for a guy with OCD...

  2014-02-07 07:03

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  hmmhmmhmmhmmh

  I imagine those who (somehow) don't know these characters are a bit confused and upset by this meme

  2014-02-07 06:57

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  why arent we funding this?

  has anyone else dreamed about magnets in the ground and "vehicles" with opposite polarity gliding on the repelling force? I feel like there's a better way to solve the internal combustion engine crisis, but I really want to see it happen...

  2014-02-07 06:07

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  PepsiCo

  yeah, cause kids love the taste of pussy

  2014-02-06 04:46

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  GAWD

  realizing this writing plot would have blown my mind had it not taken 20+ years. or if he hadn't just re-watched the movie and thrown this line in haphazardly. or if "the phantom menace" wasn't such a piece of shit. fucking jar-jar...

  2014-02-06 04:43

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  Welcome to Hell

  I'm sending this to every mean girl I've ever asked out on a date

  2014-02-06 04:34

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  Welcome to Sochi

  I don't immediately know this guy, but damn; this is writers porn to me. does anyone else get what I mean? perfect structure and word choice.

  2014-02-06 04:07

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  Google play

  it seems weird to censor by region. the internet is so not regional specific while browsing. its jarring when you here something like this.

  2014-02-06 03:49

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  harvard education

  "I'm just sitting here learning"

  2014-02-06 03:42

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  Cumberpatch for the win

  meme race race 2014 is under way!

  2014-02-06 00:12

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  nope nope nope nope

  oh my God, and that fucking music video for Stevie was so forced (as was the rest of her entire storyline.) #AmericanHorrorStoryCoven

  2014-02-05 18:55

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  nope nope nope nope

  @judgement-month congrats on being the only other person to know what this meme is about. was you also undrwhelmed? I liked the main idea, that its all circular and each generation is as important as the last, but the rest was just not that exciting.

  2014-02-05 18:53

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  booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere

  am I the only one that thinks it looks like a vagina but, like, backwards?

  2014-02-04 05:14

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  bad cook

  I found an old church cookbook of my grandma's with a recipe for "healthy mans breakfast." some of the ingredients were literally "stick of butter" and "pound of sausage." you gotta go southern Baptist cookbook

  2014-02-04 05:11

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  ORIDA!!

  Adam Carolla invented the "Germany or Florida" game in 1996 on loveline because almost every news story from Germany and Florida is terrible and often sound like they could be from either place

  2014-02-04 05:06

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  A Truly great man

  @s3k a good comedian would have said something funny

  2014-02-03 21:44

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  That feeling

  ^^sorry. that was a bad comment

  2014-02-03 08:34

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  oh Fuller...

  yes, cause kids love the taste of pussy

  2014-02-03 08:03

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  That feeling

  ^^*fryd

  2014-02-03 07:51

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  It's magic

  just turn wifi and data off? I explain to people everyday why they don't need Bluetooth, data, and wifi on 24/7. I swear, less than 10% of phone users don't know how to use phones.

  2014-02-03 04:56

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  Error Code:350-z1683

  God damn it @giga... *WEST Virginia! we've been a state since 1863. do you call it Dakota and Carolina?

  2014-02-02 22:55

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  Error Code:350-z1683

  @carnahan you & I both know our state wont let any1 come snooping around putting MORE regulations in place. we all including me justify coal-related tragedies. we have to. did u know our #2 export is timber? I don't know 1 lumberjack. #KeepTheLightsOn

  2014-02-02 22:51

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  my high score is 5.

  its the most rage-inducing game since "the impossible quiz" and *shudders at thought, "QWOP."

  2014-02-02 07:40

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  Title is happy

  ^*yummy

  2014-02-01 05:06

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  Title is happy

  at least cocaine is tummy for a bit

  2014-02-01 05:05

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  Sup

  ^^spongebob: keep trying nudezuki!

  2014-02-01 03:11

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  boobiezzzzz

  is there a source? I need it for research. and masturbation. but mostly research.

  2014-01-31 17:14

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  A good piece of advice

  ^oh, right. I forgot everyone in college just has to be successful and we'll magically have enough money to buy a house.

  2014-01-31 17:05

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  redneck playground

  @frozen ball sack there are plenty of small penis-having men like myself who are tired of being told we have to live up to the unrealistic expectations set by memedroiders in having big trucks. me and my small penis really deeply offended

  2014-01-31 05:13

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  gqgqgq

  his favorite band is Iron Maiden. he's a... metal head

  2014-01-31 05:04

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  That´s what I call Rock!

  whenever I play live I'm typically playing this type of rhythm and i beat my index finger to hell. its just cause you're not playing difficult things so you get into it and okay hard

  2014-01-30 23:18

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