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  flordia

  Probably shouldn't open Memedroid first thing in the morning, I get grumpy when I'm tired as hell. But still, this place is too much unnecessary toxicity, and I think it's about time I called it quits. I'll see you guys around.

  2021-02-14 13:20

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  flordia

  Honestly, I'm considering leaving this app sometimes. I come here to have a laugh, but I have not had one in several months. People here only think about American politics, and events from other countries don't even matter. I mean, Britain just accepted 5 million refugees from Hong Kong and this app didn't even notice. In here it's just Trump this, Democrats that, new president is not old president, therefore he's evil. As a person from the other side of the planet, I could not give a shit.

  2021-02-14 04:17

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  flordia

  "Our new president" You seem to forget you're on an international app.

  2021-02-14 03:34

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  emo moms be like....

  Op please correct your tags, I cannot locate the funny.

  2021-02-14 03:31

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  Thanks Doggo

  That is not how you use the template!

  2021-02-14 02:05

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  Why? It finally looks fun

  They did WHAT?

  2021-02-12 05:26

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  Why? It finally looks fun

  Of course it did! You, a stranger on the internet said it happened, so it must be true!

  2021-02-11 11:11

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  dumb poeple make me sick

  Accidentally created an account and then accidentally spent 6 hours reading old people pretending to be the centers of the universe

  2021-02-11 11:08

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  Use Knowledge more

  But covid is still here?

  2021-02-10 13:33

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  It is worthless in creative

  They are all uploaded by the same guy.

  2021-02-09 06:51

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  *trys to sleep*

  1.16 came out 8 months ago, OP.

  2021-02-09 05:30

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  We're literally all senior citizens now

  I was just playing with Wii. It's a good console.

  2021-02-09 04:48

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  -insert funny title here-

  Ethical treatment of animals? PETA? That place is a slaughterhouse, not an animal welfare organization.

  2021-02-08 16:46

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  so true

  We had a male teacher who supported girls a lot more than boys. This one time, he tasked us with writing stories. The girls all got A:s and the highest the boys got was a C. Our class later talked about it and most of us agreed that the kid who got the C actually wrote a much better story than most of the girls.

  2021-02-08 05:23

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  i just wanna draw

  If it's one of the older models, you can mod it to support android. Alternatively, you could get a drawpad second hand (I'd recommend M size, S is a bit too small in my opinion). The good thing about drawpads is that they only pick up the pen, not your hand. Can't say the same from the switch. A drawing glove might fix that though.

  2021-02-08 05:10

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  On God

  Jokes on you, I'm too lazy to fall for such tricks!

  2021-02-08 04:47

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  old fart

  No Man's Sky came out 5 years ago

  2021-02-08 04:41

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  Oo

  That's a penis.

  2021-02-07 04:47

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  I’m only around 50,000 away from being VIP :happy2:

  That feeling when you have so many points, moving up by a rank ranks requires almost 20,000 points.

  2021-02-06 17:43

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  In

  How does that barrel not collapse under its own weight? A steel rod or something? Snow is fairly weak by itself.

  2021-02-06 13:24

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  They had us in the first half...

  The pictures were of other people having fun. When depressed people see others living happy lives, they get even more depressed.

  2021-02-06 06:24

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  Satisfact....

  It's not about the PLA, it's about the print time wasted.

  2021-02-05 03:51

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  Funny title

  They tried to fight it for almost a month, but the thing is, I worked at a computer repair company at the time. I WAS a professional. My build, my call to tell them what was actually broken.

  2021-02-04 02:42

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  Funny title

  I had a leak once. Ruined my motherboard and my graphics card. The best part is that it wasn't even a custom built cycle, but a pre-assembled kit. And the insurance company tried to get away from covering it because "it wasn't built by a professional". Since when have you needed a professional to install a fucking cooling kit in your computer?

  2021-02-04 02:27

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  To dub, or not to dub

  Since I live in a non-english speaking country, our tv always has subtitles. So changing the language of the show doesn't really change anything for me.

  2021-02-04 02:18

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  To dub, or not to dub

  I'd recommend you go watch the FmaB bloopers on YouTube. Fucking hilarious.

  2021-02-04 02:15

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  s stands for as and you dense motherfucker

  Let us unite, veterans!

  2021-02-03 10:08

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  Me too bowel movement.

  Pretty sure they know, since they likely use a toilet as well.

  2021-02-03 09:55

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  NEVER RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER

  They are all facing the wrong way.

  2021-02-03 09:50

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  Some roadkill is sadder than others.

  They're wrapped in plastic. Most of them are still fine! Quick, grab as many as you can!

  2021-02-03 09:47

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  I do this, you like me?

  She said she wanted to date a guy who lives on the edge, she didn't say she wanted to date a fucking psychopath.

  2021-02-03 09:43

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  horny school, I wanna ago there

  I mean, it literally says where in the picture.

  2021-02-03 09:38

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  What?

  Pretty sure that's photoshopped. And not that well either.

  2021-02-03 09:36

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  HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE

  "White man bad"

  2021-02-02 15:35

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  When you make an awful meme: *realization*

  If you start saying "I'm having a heart attack" with your face turning blue and collapsing on the floor and the class just continues as normal, you're going to a shitty school.

  2021-02-01 09:57

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  NOOOOOOOOOOO

  Damnit, we almost had them.

  2021-02-01 08:02

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  When you make an awful meme: *realization*

  When you get a heart attack, you can still function for a while. Plenty of time to alert others.

  2021-02-01 08:00

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  I have the high ground

  *Slices his legs*

  2021-01-31 16:48

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  Pls

  But if the other version of you has experienced an entirely different life than you have, is he still you?

  2021-01-31 06:51

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  4k

  Well people sure as hell aren't buying Playstation 5 either, because they didn't make enough of them.

  2021-01-31 06:02

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  D Day

  Speaking of China, have you guys been keeping up with the Hong Kong protests? Britain just offered citizenship to 5 million people from Hong Kong, and China started banning British passports in response. And nobody is talking about it.

  2021-01-30 13:44

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  look at my stache

  I looked up Inca Tern calls and I suspect OP has no idea what a cat sounds like.

  2021-01-30 12:24

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  it was a small price to pay for a banana

  I made a reference to the banana while I was working on the mural. But true to the original artwork, someone stole and ate the banana while I was away.

  2021-01-30 05:03

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  I FOUND AN ORANGE A CYAN AND A PURPLE

  Those are fruits? Look more like toys.

  2021-01-29 19:03

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  Our expectations for you were low but holy fuck

  Why'd this suddenly surface out of nowhere? This happened in 2017.

  2021-01-29 07:42

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  Business

  It's the Adventures of Business Cat you insolent fool!

  2021-01-29 07:16

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  You took everything from me!!

  Tell that to the impatient fans that started sending the employees death threats.

  2021-01-28 15:11

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  scary mum

  I think op's having a stroke, shouldn't we call an ambulance?

  2021-01-28 15:06

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  Stonks

  You like watching old business men?

  2021-01-28 15:05

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  blackberry next?

  zoks

  2021-01-28 02:20

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  Choose wisely

  Sure it did, buddy. Compression only lowers the quality, it does not crop memes.

  2021-01-26 02:12

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  Lmaoooo

  Still a win

  2021-01-22 05:46

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  Savage

  Okay yeah, the picture is from 2011 but became a meme in 2019. But saying it's from 2011 would have ruined my joke.

  2021-01-22 05:42

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  Mr Merritt

  Real men and women send themselves

  2021-01-21 17:34

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  Savage

  The glasses are from 2010, the picture is from 2019 and the joke is from 2011. I'm getting time travel whiplash.

  2021-01-21 17:32

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  Donald Trump pardons Saruman, Cersei Lannister and Skeletor

  English motherfucker, do you speak it?

  2021-01-21 08:19

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  title

  latire, latire mo dori me, ameno, oma nare imperavi ameno Dimere, dimere, mantiro, mantire mo Ameno

  2021-01-20 13:03

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  the video was uploaded febuary

  We've been in quarantine for so long OP forgot the virus had already existed for 3 months when that video was uploaded.

  2021-01-20 02:06

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  He works in mysterious ways

  She left her 4-year old in the back seat with the doors unlocked and engine running while she went to the meat market. And the thief stole the car again after scolding her.

  2021-01-19 06:10

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  Hh

  And also they were not entirely human. Looking at pictures of the dolls, they clearly were not meant to be realistic. What with their heads almost the size of their torso and their necks looking like they've gone through the Kayan neck extension.

  2021-01-17 10:53

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  I said let go! Make it snappy!

  Waiting for the antimaskers come here and be like "even animals know what's right for you "

  2021-01-17 10:38

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  Not that hard

  Well, from ground level the castle isn't visible.

  2021-01-16 15:24

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  l

  That's strange, I remember Novagecko saying they do not want to restrict free speech in any way on this app. Are you using the website or mobile?

  2021-01-14 05:07

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  Pls pass this for me moderation i really need help

  I remember that post. The cat died so the op refunded everyone.

  2021-01-14 05:04

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  Me xd

  I'll give you the tl;dr: Prepare for trouble! And make it double! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light! Surrender now, or prepare to fight! Meowth! That's right! Repeat 1,131 times.

  2021-01-14 04:07

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  Check out the video on this

  But Klein bottles are real though. You don't need 4 dimensions to make the neck go through the bottle.

  2021-01-14 03:34

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  WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT??!

  The guy tweeted storm the capitol stuff so his emote got removed.

  2021-01-13 05:31

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  Poor doggo

  The hell is wrong with people?

  2021-01-13 02:15

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  muscle,muscle,muscle,fatty

  Those are created by Thingiverse user cyenyee, so if you have a 3D printer, you can print them.

  2021-01-12 19:17

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  true

  You go to school... to be taught by nobody? That kind of defeats the purpose of a school, doesn't it?

  2021-01-12 18:58

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  Lovely

  Look out, he has a rapid-fire assault bubble gun!

  2021-01-12 17:33

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  Who asked

  His math doesn't even add up. 100 hours at $95 an hour and he gets $8500? Or if he gets his paycheck once a month like his brother, his actual rate would be $21 an hour, right? It's like he doesn't know how to multiply by 100.

  2021-01-11 20:21

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  new logo?

  Yep, this multi-billion dollar company ran by pure 100% capitalists is totally a communist organization. Yep. Totally.

  2021-01-11 05:24

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  Yes haw intensify

  "It's cold outside so global warming can't be real"

  2021-01-11 05:22

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  wow

  Self suck of you breaking the comment chain by saying "I love this"

  2021-01-11 04:19

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  new slogan?

  Yooooo Ed! Welcome back!

  2021-01-11 03:57

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  P.E.N.I.S....

  If you think all scientists are super-serious people, reminder, there are genes in your body named Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachurin. There was a third one named Pokémon, but it gave people cancer so the scientists got the shit sued out of them

  2021-01-10 20:54

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  OK....

  For those that don't know, the new WhatsApp privacy policy basically says "Share your personal information with Facebook, or we'll deactivate your account". "WhatsApp reserves the right to collect: purchases, financial information, location, contacts, user content, personal identifiers, usage data and diagnostics." Basically everything about you. I'm gonna have to explain to my parents why I'm deleting WhatsApp.

  2021-01-09 21:39

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  anyone else love getting rickrolled?

  I was in a discord call with some friends, and one of them said to their phone "Hey Google, play some good music". The phone responded with "!D" and started playing Never gonna give you up.

  2021-01-08 22:25

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  Mildly cursed, with a touch of weeb

  Your Name, they are making Kuchikami no sake (chewing in the mouth sake), one of the oldest types of sake in the world.

  2021-01-07 09:27

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  No he's not a criminal

  But I live in Finland!

  2021-01-07 09:13

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  No he's not a criminal

  I have a good friend who currently lives in Iran, and I've known him for like 5 years. My mom recently kept a 10 minute rant about how he could be a terrorist.

  2021-01-07 08:58

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  Le stop this

  Alright, I see Memedroid is going to become an American politics hellhole again. I'll see you in a couple of weeks.

  2021-01-06 20:36

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  Halo theme intensifies

  Why is there another blurred out "Halo Theme: starts playing" -text?

  2021-01-06 07:09

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  I can fly weeeeee!

  I think those are mannequins. They have white heads and are standing in the same position.

  2021-01-06 07:06

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  I wish I was as famous as him

  Since it is a channel with no views, this is most likely OP's desperate attempt to advertise his channel.

  2021-01-05 04:32

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  THIS....

  Pretty sure you're just a worthless troll, because there is no way someone is this stupid. But here we go anyways, taking the bait. In England, between June to August, they had an average of 100 cases a day. Then they decided to reopen the schools for whatever reason, and can you guess what happened? It shot up to 10,000 cases a day and still hasn't come down.

  2021-01-04 11:00

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  I must drink too much coffee cuz I dont hear my blood &I ...

  Hot chocolate gang!

  2021-01-04 04:00

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  My friend created this meme, but she gave me permission t...

  Still a good game with workshop support.

  2021-01-04 03:54

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  Two shit bags

  Oh gee, as a Finnish person, I sure find these political posts about a country on the other side of the planet interesting! But seriously though, why are you posting American politics on an international meme app?

  2021-01-03 20:04

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  cockballtorture

  So it would match with the gloves, duh!

  2021-01-02 07:08

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  Sooo cuuutteee

  It is a baby ringtail possum.

  2021-01-02 07:03

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  'Murica

  They charged her $16,989 per vial of antivenin. Mexican hospitals sell the same stuff for $1,220 per vial. Insurance company or not, your hospitals charge way too much.

  2021-01-02 06:24

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  Nah 485.879F works the best

  420.69°F Definitely not just trolling.

  2021-01-01 19:59

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  'Murica

  $142,938 bill if you get bitten by a snake, $55,577 of it being for the ambulance ride. Also, $39.95 to hold your own newborn baby. Yep. Seems fine to me.

  2021-01-01 16:00

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  'Murica

  There is a slight critical problem with your plan. The reason why American hospitals are so expensive is because they are run like businesses. And since businesses like money, your hospitals demand tens or hundreds of times more money than it actually needs to, because their patients don't really have a choice. Your plan would just double the cost of a hospital visit.

  2021-01-01 15:50

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  Amber whored

  Whoever made that comment also screenshot it and posted it in the internet. Self suck bullying.

  2021-01-01 13:18

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  Serves them right

  That is literally the opposite of what you're supposed to be doing in moderation.

  2021-01-01 06:02

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  My first attempt at making a meme.

  "My first attempt at making a meme", and it's just stolen off of somebody. This is a webcomic named "Breaking Cat News"

  2020-12-30 18:04

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  tik tik is cancer

  So you're trying to claim that the other 43.5 million health workers around the world aren't like those 5 nurses that danced on a tiktok video?

  2020-12-30 12:03

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