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  Reality

  The reason you don't see any dads in the first picture is because they're in the exact same place as they are on Father's Day.

  2021-06-20 17:28

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  True Story

  Dear fellow mods, What the fuck?

  2020-11-19 02:10

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  Revive

  You might want to look into that statement a little more.

  2020-07-02 22:40

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  Pow

  I wouldn’t base wanting to have kids with someone just off sex either. I hope no one is using performance in bed to decide to have children with someone. That's a terrible idea.

  2020-07-02 17:26

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  Revive

  This doesn't make any sense.

  2020-07-02 17:10

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  CONSUME

  Because someone who is seriously so depressed that they want to die would be like, "But, wait, that show looks bomb. I should make sure I stay alive because of a TV show, even though the rest of my life makes me want to die,"?

  2020-04-18 03:49

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  Why are you mad?

  Isn't ac/dc Australian?

  2020-04-09 02:20

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  Fuckin hoarders

  $3.50 for one roll of toilet paper? That's ridiculous.

  2020-04-09 02:17

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  Band

  That's extremely accurate.

  2020-03-06 01:10

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  5

  So, after looking into it, it looks like they did homeschooling in the sense of supplementing their education. They provided opportunities for their kids to learn awesome things outside of school, and did a lot of them as a family. Sounds pretty cool.

  2019-12-16 22:04

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  5

  I am amazed at your dedication to being wrong.

  2019-12-16 20:06

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  5

  They both made that choice for their children. And I don't know their kids so I have zero opinion on how it worked for them, though in general I agree. I'm just responding to the idea that just because they were rich she didn't raise their children.

  2019-12-16 20:04

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  5

  Says the guy who apparently has zero knowledge of how the company got started. You're not very bright, are you? I mean, that's ok, I just wouldn't insist on showing everybody all the time if I were you.

  2019-12-16 19:40

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  5

  Oh, look, he thinks he's edgy. Everyone clap so the special boy here feels noticed.

  2019-12-16 19:37

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  5

  Also, they didn't do the nanny thing, and she homeschooled their kids them intermittently over the years.

  2019-12-16 19:34

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  5

  She didn't take half. She took a quarter. Which is why it was less than she deserved.

  2019-12-16 19:28

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  5

  So, she helped start the company, was the first accountant, and then took care of his house and his children so he could focus on his business full time, then he cheats on her? Sounds like she took less than she deserved.

  2019-12-16 19:17

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  Da ho

  If you're so over her, why would you have to control yourself so you didn't break her window?

  2019-12-15 23:40

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  My boyfriend right now -3-

  I feel like if you were crazy about that sort if thing, he definitely would not have sent you a pornhub link to begin with.

  2019-12-13 16:20

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  My boyfriend right now -3-

  At least you got picked already.

  2019-12-13 16:19

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  the lost boys were killed!

  No. No he did not.

  2019-11-22 00:01

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  Only in America

  I mean, depending on the date of this, I could see why a school in Virginia would be super serious about making sure everyone coming in was safe. It's sad that America seems to be the only country this sort of shit is necessary.

  2019-11-21 00:16

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  dongs in a son

  Nah, in the next panel she says, "Oh yeah? What's his name?"

  2019-11-08 02:38

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  you gotta stop Mr. Lee !

  Thank you! I'm usually pretty good at these, but this one has had me got. I feel old.

  2019-11-06 11:07

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  It’s good to have family that looks out for you

  My husband's grandparents are the same age as my dad. His dad's mom was 14 when she got married and pregnant to his grandpa. They lived in the bayou, it's like that down south in places.

  2019-11-06 01:02

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  you gotta stop Mr. Lee !

  I don't get it

  2019-11-06 00:31

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  Oh no 2

  I see the newest crop of edgy 13 year olds has shown up.

  2019-11-04 11:51

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  Good boy!

  But, like, would he really remember?

  2019-10-31 10:19

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  You'll Know

  Return sandcastle man?

  2019-10-29 17:45

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  An apple a day

  Ohhh!!! Get it?!?! It's cuz he's going to die in 3 days!!

  2019-10-29 16:24

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  bruhh

  Yeah, you just took an old Helen Keller joke and recycled it. And you find even use one of the good ones.

  2019-10-25 02:02

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  Kill the rich

  That could be said for a lot of artists. I get not liking people. But that doesn't mean that we get to decide who is or isn't dealing with mental health problems because of our perception of them.

  2019-10-20 19:16

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  Kill the rich

  Or, now hear me out, depression looks very different from person to person, so maybe we shouldn't judge someone's mental state just because we don't like them for whatever reason?

  2019-10-20 15:44

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  Here my niggas sign the fuck up

  At the convention in Vegas, there's usually at least one pornstar who has a line to fuck her right there. I know someone who did it years ago. Lost a lot of respect for him.

  2019-10-18 12:53

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  Personality

  As opposed to your personality, which apparantly solely consists of you being jealous of people who are tall enough to go on rollercoasters?

  2019-10-17 16:16

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  Like shaggin an otter that could kill you

  No worries. I know I have at least one upload where that happened.

  2019-10-16 11:50

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  Like shaggin an otter that could kill you

  I know I should be flattered, but I was caught off guard by how fast it was this time.

  2019-10-16 01:29

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  Like shaggin an otter that could kill you

  I was excited that the first meme I saw was mine. Then I saw you stole my shit. Get fucked.

  2019-10-15 20:52

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  Need trust before the sucks

  It's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. "VAGINA DENTATA! VAGINAAA DENTATAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

  2019-10-15 01:08

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  Semen : ON

  Uhhh... what?

  2019-10-03 21:32

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  Semen : ON

  Only scumbags would do something like that.

  2019-10-03 11:05

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  Signals

  This breeds resentment in the long run. Learning each other's ways of communication is very important.

  2019-09-25 22:38

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  Hahaha

  I was always taught that whoever asked should be prepared to pay, no matter what the relationship.

  2019-09-25 22:37

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  100% accurate

  As a bread and pastry chef, I can confirm.

  2019-09-25 22:28

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  Ban Assault Abortions!

  And did you seriously fucking tell me I should have told someone sooner? You think you know how a 6 year old should process information like that?That's all I need to know about who you are as a human.

  2019-09-24 13:48

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  Ban Assault Abortions!

  How many times have you disarms someone holding a weapon to you? Not for practice, but in real life?

  2019-09-24 13:45

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  Ban Assault Abortions!

  Just making irrelevant responses to feel important, are we?

  2019-09-24 12:51

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  Ban Assault Abortions!

  back when I went to climb my apartment stairs. If only I had your advice, I'd never have been assaulted! Jackass.

  2019-09-24 12:42

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  Ban Assault Abortions!

  Damn, wish you'd have told me all that before my uncle started molesting me at 6. Or when I was 11 in sweatpants waiting for my sister at the library and 5 men attacked me. Or when I was in jeans and a tshirt, carrying a knife, when a man put a gun to my

  2019-09-24 12:41

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  Ban Assault Abortions!

  So, if a woman is willing to have sex, a man has to because she's letting him? All pregnancy begins with sperm. Maybe men should be more careful about choosing partners they are on the same page with before fucking them?

  2019-09-24 11:53

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  Ban Assault Abortions!

  Except abortions are regulated, have waiting periods, and you have to be seen by a mental health professional in most places to make sure you understand what you're doing. Maybe read before you make a meme?

  2019-09-24 11:52

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  Kids be like let's kid it up

  I'm definitely not saying they should have taken a picture or anything. Just clarifying that he didn't fall off a chair or anything that was dangerous, just scary.

  2019-09-23 12:27

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  Kids be like let's kid it up

  The chair was already on the floor. My kids have these same things. If they push their feet off the ground too hard they'll tip backwards. And this was originally someone who took a picture after they told their kid to stop, and he kept trying to tip it.

  2019-09-23 12:25

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  Lol

  Aladdin doesn't grant wishes, dumbass.

  2019-09-22 17:26

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  Mods I am sorry

  It's blind. We don't know who submitted it if there's no watermark, and even then you can't be sure because of the reposts. We can report memes, and one of the reporting categories is "racist".

  2019-09-22 03:42

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  the real Area 51 raid happened.

  This is a sign you need to go outside.

  2019-09-21 18:11

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  Nice

  I, too, am full of doubt.

  2019-09-20 13:19

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  Gym friends

  I feel like the people who are like this are so unhappy with themselves that they want other people to be unhappy, too. Happy people don't have time for petty shit like this.

  2019-09-19 22:45

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  Gym friends

  I've changed my diet and exercise habits and I haven't really been losing much weight, but I'm I'm down to a size 6. Why you gotta be rude?

  2019-09-19 17:10

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  Vote Flower :)

  Don't take it personally. I meant it more in a general sense and not just you.

  2019-09-18 19:19

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  Vote Flower :)

  Shit. Now I gotta go mod and downvote this bullshit.

  2019-09-18 18:39

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  When you lose the fight and use the last blow

  Sounds like it should be called cheating.

  2019-09-18 15:45

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  nice

  I can't copy and paste. Do you have a headline? If it's the only one I can find of this happening, it's not quite how you've presented it. I just want to make sure it's not one I'm unaware of, so I don't make any stupid comments.

  2019-09-16 18:31

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  nice

  Which girl and when and where did this happen?

  2019-09-16 15:34

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  Confused

  Dildos don't ejaculate.

  2019-09-14 21:57

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  8)

  Nah. I have a nine year old and unfortunately for me and my desire never see the goddamn orange juice again, in their world Fortnite is still the popular choice. We won't pay for xbox live all of the time, though, so he usually has to play minecraft anyway

  2019-09-13 17:20

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  Death to ugly

  Bill couldn't get away with a blow job, yet you're still convinced they're criminal masterminds that have evaded justice for decades? Weird.

  2019-09-13 17:05

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  Who played who

  That's a lot of words for "I can't get a girl off"

  2019-09-13 11:59

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  Caca

  I'm sorry, can you translate? I don't speak little bitch.

  2019-09-11 20:07

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  A noble cause

  before they pulled it down. It was mortifying.

  2019-09-10 16:44

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  A noble cause

  He did. Hard. It was especially fucked because the first time he uploaded it, he used my first and last name in the title. I'm the only person who comes up on Google or Facebook when you search my name. It was the first result for my name for a week

  2019-09-10 16:43

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  A noble cause

  I'm cool with admitting I fuck up sometimes. A lot of times.

  2019-09-10 16:40

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  A noble cause

  Actually, to be totally honest, I didn't look at any names when I responded to your comment and for some reason I didn't realize it was you both times. I thought someone else was calling me out on it. I realized it after I sent it and felt dumb.

  2019-09-10 16:39

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  A noble cause

  sometimes one must simply express their general disbelief in their fellow humans serious lack of self awareness and be on their way.

  2019-09-10 16:24

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  A noble cause

  More like intelligent enough to realize that there are some people who are not going to listen to anything outside of their own point of view. Instead of engaging them only to find their idea of intelligent conversation is hurling insults,

  2019-09-10 16:23

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  A noble cause

  

  2019-09-10 16:05

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  A noble cause

  I was with a guy for 7 years and finally gave in. Went away when I transferred colleges and now I'm on pornhub. It fucking sucks. Everytime I get one taken down, it just pops back up. I don't trust anyone anymore.

  2019-09-10 14:25

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  Funny sex number

  You do realize that these references have been around since I was a kid, right? Since before, actually. No game involved. I'm just wondering what game you guys play that makes you think you're the first ones to use them.

  2019-09-10 11:49

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  Caca

  *practice self control. Still can't stay away, huh?

  2019-09-10 11:07

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  Funny sex number

  What game?

  2019-09-10 00:21

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  Caca

  Good for you. Maybe try getting off my nuts, then? I mean, for someone who's too good for me you sure seem to have a hard time leaving me alone.

  2019-09-09 15:36

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  Caca

  That was pretty good, not gonna lie. Sorry about your problem getting pussy, though, macabroni.

  2019-09-09 13:26

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  Caca

  This looks like it was posted by one of those guys that gets mad about girls being huge sluts, and extra mad that they're not sleeping with him. I'm sure he describes himself as a nice guy, but I'd probably say the term incel fits much better.

  2019-09-09 10:33

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  S U C C

  We call them Ninja Skeeters in my house.

  2019-09-04 02:03

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  I'm big pp

  I’m the only person that comes up when you type my name into google or Facebook. Thankfully, it’s not that bad.

  2019-08-31 03:25

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  Ye

  Nah, she’s going to stab you then make herself a sandwich.

  2019-08-25 02:26

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  Not enough....

  It’s supposed to give kids a better chance at running and escaping if their backpacks can resist the bullets being shot after them.

  2019-08-20 05:42

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  Title

  Uhhh... You sure about that?

  2019-08-19 01:22

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  Neat

  Can someone else fact check this for me?

  2019-08-16 22:39

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  Bveni

  I called my mom from the grocery store the other day to ask her this exact question. This would have been handy.

  2019-08-15 01:48

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  Not normal

  I fail to see any irony anywhere.

  2019-08-07 12:53

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  rip

  Men don’t have to always want to have sex, and they should never feel guilted into it. If someone has to be talked into having sex, then you should back off and come back later if you’re in a relationship with them.

  2019-08-02 02:27

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  Bodymore Murderland

  I’m guessing this meme is what came out.

  2019-08-01 00:44

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  AND THEY ALL FUCKED!!

  I’ve been upvoting things I’m ashamed about

  2019-07-31 19:03

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  my least funny meme yet

  I know, right? What kind of wife expects their husband to take his vows seriously? I’m super ridiculous.

  2019-07-25 12:02

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  my least funny meme yet

  Only my husband is responsible for his actions. If he wants a divorce because I asked if he was unwittingly set up on a date, and he feels that’s demeaning, then that’s his issue. Everyone deserves honesty from their partner and some bullshit “male perspective” that says that’s wrong really isn’t worth my time.

  2019-07-24 17:55

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  my least funny meme yet

  This involves the same person that when my husband said “I need to quit drinking, I’m going to lose my family” he took him out to the bar as a “surprise”. If he can’t be honest with me about whether or not he’s still pulling shady ass shit, and is insulted that I ask, that’s his problem. If he wants to end a marriage over it, that’s his choice, as well. Now, I’m just figuring out what comes next.

  2019-07-24 17:47

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  my least funny meme yet

  If you can’t be honest with your wife over whether or not your friend is trying to set you up to cheat, you probably shouldn’t be married.

  2019-07-24 17:43

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  my least funny meme yet

  Unless I apologized. I’ve been slowly realizing over the past year of his sobriety that his narcissistic and manipulative behavior I’ve blamed on drinking hasn’t gotten much better. Now, I’m simply asking for some advice on how to help my son in this transition while keeping his relationship with both of us as intact and normal as possible. He adores his dad and I don’t want that to change.

  2019-07-24 15:17

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  my least funny meme yet

  Or his family’s best interest in mind, ever. This last situation had to do with his friend taking him on an activity that sounded an awful lot like he was setting him up on a date. I said multiple times that I trust him and wasn’t worried about his actions. I asked him to tell me if he got the impression it was a date set up on behalf of his friend, based upon the history of his “friend” being pretty shitty. He said that was insulting to him and he isn’t interested in being married

  2019-07-24 15:12

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