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  :ifyouknow:

  Level 11 vegan: I don't eat anything that won't fuck me.

  2017-12-05 21:15

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  hol up

  That's not how it works though

  2017-12-05 21:14

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  Thanks satan

  Ummm, yeah. Doesn't everybody?

  2017-12-05 21:07

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  Snapchat?

  Doing a rain dance so you can boil the noodles

  2017-12-05 21:06

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  Ridiculously cute

  She's the prettiest baby

  2017-12-05 21:05

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  SCRREAAAAMMMM

  Clarinet noise rock/freak beat hybrid

  2017-12-05 21:05

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  Now he attac

  *bird looks at butthole* *looks at prank egg* *looks back at butthole* Bird: "....nope."

  2017-12-05 21:02

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  I Assume This Is What Lesbians Experience

  Such a pretty baby

  2017-12-05 20:58

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  Boy ≠ Girl

  Trans people are not always gay though.

  2017-11-26 20:52

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  Just got the game on the ps store black friday sale

  This is what it's like to be a drug addict.

  2017-11-26 20:47

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  Meanwhile in India

  Everything causes cancer. Humans are mortal. I'm not fussed with living forever.

  2017-11-24 03:19

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  New record

  Instant lobotomy.

  2017-11-24 03:18

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  Yum

  I'm veg and I've also been living with celiac for 13 years of my life and I never once had a problem finding some bomb ass food during the 4 years I spent as an alcoholic.

  2017-11-21 23:05

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  Hoot

  Owl sex. *cue Bird Squeezer*

  2017-11-21 23:03

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  Too early? (Rip)

  I got you bro

  2017-11-21 12:21

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  Too early? (Rip)

  After my insurance got cut, my wife introduced me to heroin. I love the way it takes away my pain, the way it smells, the way it tastes.... $10 can keep me well for a whole day if I use sparingly.

  2017-11-21 12:21

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  Too early? (Rip)

  My body doesn't know how to function without it.

  2017-11-20 03:53

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  Gaaa! WHAT THE FUCK!

  She's so tiny

  2017-11-20 03:04

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  Kek

  Would be better if the duck was doing the flipping upside down thing and its feets were above water

  2017-11-20 03:02

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  Too early? (Rip)

  I've been a regular heroin user for about 2 years. I occasionally partake in other substances but that's my DOC.

  2017-11-20 03:00

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  Crime increase

  I bet you say that to all the girls

  2017-11-18 08:27

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  Yo

  Two of her children need to be euthanized and neither is a quadruped.

  2017-11-18 08:15

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  Crime increase

  Squirt squirt squirt, watchin niggas hurt

  2017-11-18 08:14

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  this students life does not matter

  Iowa is a terrible place.

  2017-11-16 01:07

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  Yep

  Scented candles are so rad though.

  2017-11-16 01:06

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  Black baby

  English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?

  2017-11-16 01:05

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  clever title

  Thanks to Taco Bell being widely regarded as a bringer of Poo-namis, I can smoke dope in peace in their restrooms.

  2017-11-16 01:04

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  100% save

  Last few seconds of life: grab some titties.

  2017-11-16 01:03

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  originall

  OP thirsts to be thirsty in Montego Bay.

  2017-11-16 01:02

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  Doggo

  Sweet little pup-pup

  2017-11-16 01:01

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  Safety level is over 9000!

  Welcome to Costco. I love you.

  2017-11-16 01:00

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  back to the basement

  That's what you captured him to do though. Right...?

  2017-11-16 01:00

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  Source: Egghead by Bo Burnham

  There once was a man named Donald Trump In America's thoughts when we took a dump His morals are sleazy His face makes us queasy We hope that his balls grow a lump

  2017-09-25 17:26

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  kinky!

  It was easier than stabbing the guy, which was my backup plan.

  2017-08-29 02:05

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  dangerous

  It's called a napkin, you caveman.

  2017-08-29 00:25

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  He's a drug dealer

  The perfect wife assists, protects and increases the business.

  2017-08-29 00:24

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  This highly accurate sonic action figure...

  Sanik the hedgeherp.

  2017-08-29 00:23

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  Can't wait to do this.

  She just wants some of that EMT dick.

  2017-08-29 00:22

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  .

  Nope. Sorry, Billy. Time's up.

  2017-08-29 00:21

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  Well shit...

  I outed an undercover snitch to my heathen friends. Doing the Lord's work.

  2017-08-29 00:21

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  Deep sea teeth cleaning

  Minty fish fresh.

  2017-08-29 00:20

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  ^_^ <3

  Chippies

  2017-08-27 05:10

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  High 5...

  Proud of you!

  2017-08-27 05:09

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  A bold eagle

  Ask not what the squeezer can do for you, but what you can do for the squeezer.

  2017-08-27 05:04

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  Mememxjdvzd xj

  Get it together, Seattle.

  2017-08-27 05:02

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  Whoa

  Such sinister serendipity

  2017-08-27 05:01

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  ever get these in the middle of the night?

  Lift so hard, your leg's like "suh bro?"

  2017-08-27 05:00

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  Martin spoonther King

  And those who create them needed them before those who washed which must be needed by those intending to create them

  2017-08-27 04:59

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  Crak

  The nignogs need to keep their energy up in order to do nignog things.

  2017-08-16 21:32

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  Sounds legit...!!!

  Nobody's "over this shit" like the pioneer people of Whynot.

  2017-08-16 21:13

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  wait! what?

  Big booty bitches

  2017-08-16 21:12

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  LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP

  Some shit happened and now all I ever do is evade the police and smoke dope.

  2017-08-16 21:09

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  Billy boy...

  My body is 60% heroin.

  2017-08-16 21:08

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  Hi

  Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.

  2017-08-16 21:07

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  time to die

  Thank you, doctor. This solves so many things.

  2017-08-16 21:04

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  LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP

  I'm pretty gay and still not as gay as this nonsense.

  2017-08-16 21:03

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  FLORIDA

  Florida: the only place you can break into someone's house stark naked, take a shit and rub one out in one fell swoop.

  2017-06-16 21:28

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  What the...

  Stop pissing in the ocean, Tyrone. That isn't how goldfish are born. Knob.

  2017-06-16 21:24

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  Damn.....

  Beware the dick curse.

  2017-06-11 18:41

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  Trust Fall.

  And now she's a paraplegic.

  2017-06-11 00:03

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  He's just tired.

  And a helmet.

  2017-06-11 00:03

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  dicc long

  Megalong mega dong

  2017-06-02 21:47

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  420% organic 666% vegan

  Dad's water is expensive as fuck.

  2017-06-01 01:10

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  When you play Verdun for the first time.

  Good.

  2017-06-01 01:08

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  Do a boop

  Crab sounds.

  2017-06-01 01:07

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  Dem biceps...

  I can only imagine the preposterous paragraph that will undoubtedly have something to do with breasts, whether or not they're of a chickeny nature.

  2017-05-09 22:38

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  Noice

  Unbeelievable.

  2017-04-27 22:06

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  close enough

  Shitshitshitshitshit!!

  2017-04-27 22:05

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  That poor man

  Sometimes you have to pretend you're borderline retarded to get laid.

  2017-04-23 18:11

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  Gotta Go Fast

  Holy shit! Please tell me you flipped that shit for profit.

  2017-04-23 18:10

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  Time to become a hobo drifter

  Maybe if I was 24 hours dopesick. Maybe then I'd suck sketchy dick.

  2017-04-23 18:10

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  T4 bacteriophage is the best bacteriophage

  That "end plate" looks suspiciously like a ballsack.

  2017-04-23 18:09

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  Literally every barista myself included

  Probably all of them tbh

  2017-04-22 05:36

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  Indian names, do not steal ... i have the original

  Someone, somewhere, is named Shittake Takeashita.

  2017-04-22 05:14

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  Literally every barista myself included

  All those basic white girls are gonna be the root cause of PTSD amongst baristas.

  2017-04-22 05:13

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  lol

  "Just relax"... "why are you anxious?"... if I knew how to do that shit I would have fixed this shit a long time ago.

  2017-04-22 05:13

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  Creepy diner!

  Nah, it's pretty rad actually.

  2017-04-22 05:12

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  get on the trump trail

  Because they haven't yet invented the diarrheaphragm.

  2017-04-22 05:10

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  Or when I get caught fapping

  I can already feel the spinal cord injury

  2017-04-22 05:09

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  I laughed way too fucking hard

  The damn thing gone wild, panda lamp

  2017-04-22 05:09

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  Ay

  *sniff sniff* my soul smells.... delicious...

  2017-04-22 05:08

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  You fat f***

  On a scale from 1 to Garfield, that cat's Shamu.

  2017-04-22 05:08

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  I have a dark sense of humour

  How it feels to chew 5 gum after you fucking stole it.

  2017-04-22 05:06

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  .

  You mess with the bird, you get the hurt

  2017-04-22 05:06

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  N

  I can't even imagine the blatant mental images doctors are exposed to on a daily basis. Or the onslaught of people getting weird shit lodged in their buttholes because they "fell on it"

  2017-04-22 05:05

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  fuck off, weebs

  Has the term "kawaii" made it to Hawaii, or is that the only place where this bullshit hasn't infiltrated its faggotry?

  2017-04-22 05:04

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  Gotta love dat edge

  Here is your tape, Memedroid.

  2017-04-22 05:03

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  Radda radda radda radda!

  Right? Also was that bunny's name "Panini" or "Bunini"... because the former just seems like a wasted opportunity.

  2017-04-22 05:02

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  apple sucks D:<

  Get your dumb ass a case for fuck's sake. $10-20 is a lot cheaper than $200 for a replacement, you stingy fucks.

  2017-04-22 05:01

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  RIP

  Ya nasteh.

  2017-04-22 05:00

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  .

  Beestiality

  2017-04-22 05:00

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  Time to become a hobo drifter

  I'm a semi professional panhandler and I actually had a drunk ass dude try to lure me AND my panhandling friend into his car, saying shit like "what would you be willing to do for money?" maybe if he was a super hot chick but ...

  2017-04-22 04:59

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  .

  That dude is well on his way to a Darwin Award.

  2017-04-22 04:57

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  Santa Problems.

  She's like "not this shit again"

  2017-03-29 03:39

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  Pupper is essential

  All you need are pups All you need are pups All you need are pups, pups Pups are all you need

  2017-03-25 00:42

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  Im always scared

  Florida Woman needs to stop tweeting asap

  2017-03-25 00:34

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  So close

  When your pilot is also an aspiring gardener

  2017-03-25 00:33

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  Wut

  Lt. Legs can come on'a my house and spin some Steely Dan records with me anytime.

  2017-03-25 00:31

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  Beautifully evil muahahaha

  Well... I found the perfect Christmas gift for my in-laws.

  2017-03-25 00:30

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  Thos are. Huge!

  Time to never go outside ever again and live out the rest of your life as a hermit.

  2017-03-25 00:29

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