Commentaires nouvelles

• 
  Cat loves her

  the girl is a German streamer and her cat is quite infamous for interrupting in the cutest ways

  2024-11-25 23:11

  +7
• 
  A Fuzzy Navel

  OP, what the fuck are those atrocious tags - outdoor? climbing? yeah, sure, totally what the meme is about...

  2024-11-17 01:33

  +8
• 
  Gas gas gas !!!

  180? You mean a Tuesday afternoon on a German Autobahn?

  2024-11-02 17:06

  0
• 
  Be honest Dragon Age

  As a fan of the old titles, I was excited when this first got announced. Saw a trailer and now I'm not gonna play it and the story dies with a massive cliffhanger for me. Thanks

  2024-09-25 13:41

  +4
• 
  Nevermind

  they are a high functioning working dog breed for a reason. if you want a dog to snuggle with you on the couch and maybe fetch a ball on a walk, get something else. unfit owners choosing a pet for looks or hype are basically animal cruelty

  2024-08-17 17:15

  0
• 
  Love what you do and you'll never work a day in your life

  I really don't see the fun in making people think they'll die for anyone but his sadistic ass. Imagine putting a gun to someone's head, threatening to kill them, and then going "haha, it's just a prank, bro!" No. Fuck you. Fuck you very unpleasantly.

  2024-08-16 04:39

  -12
• 
  Sounds like the same technique drug dealers use

  Can Nestlé stop trying to rule the world for one fucking second? This isn't comparable to their move trying to privatise water, but if there isn't a market for your shit, maybe stop bruteforcing one into existence

  2024-08-15 16:19

  +1
• 
  Supermodel vs random cashier

  but she looks like this bc of cosmetic surgeries, not bc she lost weight...? Cheeks or nose bridges don't look "normal" again if u gain weight

  2024-08-09 08:41

  +4
• 
  Dating adventures

  just looks like dude has a type

  2024-08-08 11:44

  0
• 
  Dad consoles daughter after not getting an olympic medal

  She made it there, that alone is a huge accomplishment. U made it to the Olympics for your country, girl! Being disappointed is fair, but you have every right to feel proud, too. And u have a super wholesome, supportive dad - all wins

  2024-08-08 11:28

  +30
• 
  shitpost

  "tell me your dick has never been touched by anyone other than you and your doctor without telling me"

  2024-08-07 12:15

  -4
• 
  just wanted some bread

  pussi means "bag" in Finnish, maybe it's a Finnish brand name?

  2024-08-03 06:36

  0
• 
  Duhhh

  how about instead of paying for their drinks you talk to them? no one is forcing you to pay and if they insist you do then they aren't worth your time anyway

  2024-07-16 04:52

  +2
• 
  yikes

  both didn't say "Happy". Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

  2024-07-12 04:59

  +40
• 
  It will be fine

  recreating the Lion King's wildebeest stampede scene?

  2024-07-12 04:58

  +3
• 
  Difference between a crocodile and an alligator

  it is "auf Wiedersehen" (i first, then e) and it translates to "until we *see* each other again" - and it has nothing to do with Nazis

  2024-07-11 15:40

  +4
• 
  Dark

  I think that's Justin Timberlake. Middle Ryan Gosling, left Britney Spears, I don't recognise the boy laying over them

  2024-07-09 10:57

  +7
• 
  Chupa chups meme

  you're supposed to hold the twisted part by the stick with one and the top of the lolly with your other hand and then twist against the stick part direction and opposite on top - it opens in less then a second

  2024-06-26 07:36

  0
• 
  loyalblondie

  eowyn, you just had an unrequited crush, shut it and get over it. no comparison to giving up eternal life and your entire family and race to wither away slowly and painfully with your human husband. move on.

  2024-06-26 07:03

  0
• 
  Keep crying

  I member the times when Netflix legitimately was *the* solution against piracy bc we all happily paid for a good service instead of resulting to greyscale digital crime - oh the irony

  2024-06-26 06:59

  0
• 
  Identical twin sisters marry identical twin brothers

  this exact thing has "happened" so often, with the timed pregnancies of their kids too, that I really wonder wtf is wrong with twins. "we have a special connection, you wouldn't understand" you're right, I don't, and you're fucking weirdos

  2024-06-21 09:54

  +2
• 
  weird animals

  "it came right at me, officer"

  2024-05-31 09:34

  +2
• 
  Why?

  they also now own the rights to whatever those studios had made, right? so it's also an acquisition of IPs

  2024-05-14 04:06

  +2
• 
  Fallout is better

  We just finished the show yesterday night and I'm still pissed. Haven't seen Star Wars so I can't say anything for "better than that", but a clear non-recommendation for the Fallout show

  2024-05-08 09:35

  +1
• 
  -

  woman here. she better be glad that a "no" is accepted and stop playing stupid mind games, if she likes the guy she can let him know ffs

  2024-05-07 02:22

  +2
• 
  David Mitchell eating pizza meme

  that is David motherfucking Mitchell and she'd be doing good to be grateful for having him

  2024-04-30 08:15

  +2
• 
  We need more words like this

  another German here, this is yet another made up word we don't use other than for a handful of weird recipes for kids with a dragon theme

  2024-04-24 01:59

  +3
• 
  That boy is part of the Fellowship

  fucking legend

  2024-04-02 21:17

  0
• 
  How did they afford that house

  Well, he actually WAS 45/46. Movie released in 1991 and he was born in 1945

  2024-04-01 18:09

  +4
• 
  Lmao

  Parks and Rec is amazing (It's a show reference, for anybody wondering)

  2024-04-01 18:02

  +2
• 
  Mark Zuckerberg wax model

  Go on YouTube, search for "Paradise PD Zuckerberg higher hair"

  2024-03-20 17:09

  0
• 
  Lol

  exchange the damn tank water, looks like those poor fish are living in an energy drink

  2024-03-13 14:31

  0
• 
  Too many "group projects" end up like this

  how do u take a left or right with this? seems u can only go straight forward and brake by going slower and slower for miles until you stop

  2024-03-03 07:26

  +1
• 
  Typical elf

  that's a joke from an Avengers bit on SNL

  2024-02-28 15:16

  -1
• 
  Can I buy you a drink

  whose 60+ year old Dad posted this and why did all his likeminded buddies in moderation let it pass?

  2024-02-27 15:25

  -1
• 
  what is it

  it's a really old tumblr post that someone cut down to just the last sentence and put that down as text to pass it of as original

  2024-02-27 14:35

  +2
• 
  Genius

  "Yes, I bought a basic steel stapler with extra cheese and fries - for my desk"

  2024-02-27 14:23

  +2
• 
  I wish

  "we know what's going on here. the kids don't, but we do"

  2024-02-20 18:38

  0
• 
  MILLENNIAL ANTI-THEFT DEVICE

  I am a millennial. I learned stick shift *like the majority of Europeans do*. But boasting about skills you have which are becoming obsolete is boomer- bullshitTM do you want applause for being outdated?

  2024-02-16 07:04

  0
• 
  holy sht

  yeeeeeaaah, nooooooooo

  2024-02-16 06:45

  0
• 
  Learning journey

  "spelling counts people" Cool, I didn't know the concept of spelling was able to count how many people there are

  2024-02-16 06:23

  +15
• 
  We're Looking for You

  No, it's meant to indicate the store is "loading" as it's being built - the German means they're looking to hire, the joke is that Americans think it is pronounced like "we suck you"

  2024-02-05 14:43

  +1
• 
  what a deal

  "Save money by throwing away food u already have and order take out instead!"

  2024-01-27 07:15

  +3
• 
  Drinking age in different countries

  the idea is to promote responsible drinking at an appropriate age bc it isn't criminalised and demonised completely until the unrealistic, let's be honest, ages of 18 or like the US 21. voting before a sip of beer? ridiculous

  2024-01-25 14:38

  +2
• 
  Drinking age in different countries

  16 is only for beer and wine, hard stuff is still 18 in Germany

  2024-01-25 10:30

  +8
• 
  Snow

  why didn't he just step into the water, it was very shallow and he had rubber boots on anyway

  2024-01-02 16:38

  +1
• 
  Stop staring at me

  as a woman myself I really don't understand why some women seem so determined to undermine everything that has been done for actual equality

  2024-01-01 09:20

  +25
• 
  wtf...

  tbh I don't even think she did it for the dick - this woman wanted to get on the "news" and she did stuff like this will always happen as long as media engages with this bs

  2023-12-18 07:15

  +2
• 
  The Queen running for her life is everything lol

  I'd be running too if they were trying to feed me British food

  2023-12-18 07:12

  +7
• 
  Death row inmate

  I really appreciate that the plot twist was "there is no plot twist"

  2023-12-14 12:30

  +6
• 
  Get a helmet

  this is the exact thing Matt Rife just got in trouble for saying/doing

  2023-12-10 04:01

  +2
• 
  Pick your own cherries event cancelled after birds eat al...

  they're picking the fruits, what do you want them to do on a fruit picking event??

  2023-11-28 09:15

  +6
• 
  cool hippie thing

  I'm getting motion sickness watching this thing spin

  2023-11-23 07:27

  0
• 
  dongs in a female

  Never held hands with a girl? Well with that pic and username/handle no fucking wonder

  2023-11-23 07:02

  +4
• 
  dongs in a war

  Bürger is the German word for citizen, if anybody was wondering

  2023-11-14 01:32

  0
• 
  THIS....

  perfect representation of "yeet the child"

  2023-11-12 12:51

  +8
• 
  Dreams

  what's the movie called?

  2023-11-04 09:07

  +9
• 
  Jj

  I went out of my way to go back through the gallery to all the ones I skipped before to downvote them all. most unfunny and cringe shit I have seen here today and then there is a ton of them too

  2023-10-29 14:43

  +2
• 
  They say all stronmen are dumb

  a well humoured man

  2023-10-25 09:06

  +11
• 
  Many thieves in Barcelona apparently

  "ATTENZIONE PICKPOCKETTTTT"- Lady needs to walk around in other tourism capitals, it seems

  2023-10-25 08:51

  0
• 
  Poorly mastered audio is the worst.

  I hate that SO. MUCH. they produce stuff with the dynamic range mixed for the cinema experience and then, when 90% of people watch it from home, u can't hear shit or it blows out your drums. Fucking stupid.

  2023-10-24 06:15

  +3
• 
  Halloween decorations meme

  regarding their age and health, a reminder of their life ending looming over dinner is properly scary - so an excellent choice for Halloween, actually

  2023-10-24 06:04

  0
• 
  Taylor Swift meme

  when your vocabulary gets questioned by someone writing "vas deferens" - and they're absolutely right

  2023-10-24 06:01

  +1
• 
  Y up p

  I work with schools, this is still a common practice

  2023-10-09 07:18

  +5
• 
  Honestly, people who set schools on fire are not the peop...

  I'm sorry, MEME WHERE? this is memedroid, stop making everything a political platform, wtf are news videos doing on here

  2023-09-21 16:13

  +3
• 
  Hmmmmm

  don't worry, Drake, I'm sure it's just recessive blue eyes genes in both of you

  2023-09-19 09:21

  +34
• 
  dongs in a stair

  it sounds little, but everything over 5% for the average wheelchair user is difficult or straight up not manageable

  2023-09-19 09:16

  +3
• 
  Snow White live action looks doomed

  don't wanna make a movie about a guy in shining armour saving a damsel in distress? then just *don't make a movie about a guy in shining armour saving a damsel in distress*

  2023-08-30 07:49

  +5
• 
  Yes

  what do these fuckheads think was gonna happen? "omg Kyle, seeing u kick a metal bin made me so wet, fuck me right here right now"? wtf is the goal here??

  2023-08-28 12:24

  +1
• 
  Can't blame the boomers for this one

  wtf, here in Germany, they hand you the card machine thing out of the window and you never let go of your card while paying

  2023-08-25 08:54

  +1
• 
  Title

  boy I'm born 1992, and I ain't getting to own anything either

  2023-08-24 16:15

  +6
• 
  Rekt

  "and from that point on, no woman would ever come with him ever again. the end."

  2023-08-23 10:30

  +1
• 
  Troll lvl : teacher!!

  "Bitch we had the same questions"

  2023-08-18 17:03

  0
• 
  Not even a Rolex bruh

  the watch brand was the sponsor and they gifted some to the medalists which are disabled in different ways anyhow and he wore it on his upper arm, said he likes it and no one should be butthurt on his behalf

  2023-08-16 18:21

  0
• 
  Unbeliviable

  1. yeah yeah we get it, it's like trying to high five a blind kid but 2. the watch company was a sponsor so they gifted their product to the winners (and they are disabled in different ways) and 3. he wore it on his upper arm and said he loved it

  2023-08-16 18:00

  0
• 
  any fellow devs here?

  it's just always the cycle of things. phones got smaller, then they got bigger again, we had flip phones, left that concept bc of screens, now it comes back around. recycle recycle recycle - even if it isn't a good idea

  2023-08-15 07:06

  +2
• 
  Seriously

  no

  2023-08-07 08:20

  +10
• 
  Ew

  We Germans are appalled by the ignorance to the refreshment sparkling water brings

  2023-07-21 05:16

  +1
• 
  Canadian pride

  he looks like Daniel Craig's great great grandfather

  2023-07-12 03:07

  +3
• 
  Ball slapper has been translated from Dutch folklore

  these toilets are used in hospitals where it is actually useful to see and even take samples of patients' shit'n'piss

  2023-06-12 07:34

  +8
• 
  Eve at the party.

  mitochondria *ARE the powerhouse of the cell. mitochondrion would be singular form. y'all recite it like 'this is all I learned', but you learned nothing bc it is wrong

  2023-06-02 15:57

  -1
• 
  Back in my time

  Well she is an heiress, so he'll just be her sugar boy

  2023-05-31 12:17

  +7
• 
  Pete

  I think it is bc he has a tragic backstory and openly talks about his mental and drug struggles - some women love to try and fix "the broken sad guy" for feeling better about themselves

  2023-05-30 03:06

  +7
• 
  Mother's day vs Father's day

  here in Germany, father's day is a big ass party where guys (don't have to even be fathers) go around in groups with Böllerwagen (small carriages) full of beer and they go from one party/pub to the next the whole day. Y'all need to step up your game

  2023-05-09 07:35

  +3
• 
  W human paladin/fighter

  OP so white they had to mention it twice

  2023-04-30 08:50

  +1
• 
  2 Fishermen

  for everyone scared to google: it was an attempted world record of most balloons set free and it interfered with airports and traffic etc. and ultimately two fishermen died bc the rescuers couldn't find them bc of all the balloons

  2023-04-29 15:36

  +5
• 
  GINA

  "as a joke"

  2023-04-26 06:23

  -1
• 
  I just saw this and thought, wtf

  OP, do u even know what a meme is? jfc this bullshit

  2023-04-16 12:06

  +4
• 
  No brained for an American....

  I'm German. If I have brain surgery until 5pm I'll make the next appointment at 5:01pm. Step up your game, Americans

  2023-03-14 16:35

  -3
• 
  Free sample bitch

  at the VERY minimum that

  2023-02-06 15:03

  +1
• 
  Free sample bitch

  Every Jeremy Fragrance video is like a car crash, it hurts to watch, but you can't look away. Seriously would like to know what the fuck he is on all the time

  2023-02-06 04:58

  +3
• 
  Get your passports ready boys

  Yeeah, only that it isn't even pronounced similarly, a very different sound

  2023-01-26 10:08

  +8
• 
  Monke

  Tarzan was an English guy with English parents and when he was orphaned and the apes adopted him his name became Tarzan bc that means White Skin in made-up monkey language - maybe read a book for a change before complaining about them

  2023-01-24 14:12

  -1
• 
  Ass backwards

  Put some water and dish soap in the container with a folded piece of paper towel, close the lid, shake for a bit - the paper towel absorbs all the oily gunk and should leave the container stain-free

  2023-01-23 08:46

  +33
• 
  Squidward

  That's cosmetic surgery, not plastic surgery

  2023-01-23 08:39

  +1
• 
  This must be nick

  Have u ever seen both of them in a room at the same time?

  2023-01-22 02:36

  +2
• 
  shamone shamone shamone

  It's a creepypasta named Ayuwoki (bc that sounds like "Annie are you okay" and the visual is obviously supposed to look like Michael Jackson)

  2023-01-13 13:41

  +3
• 
  ÜBER ALLES

  Yeah this seems fine with everybody but if the Germans would done sth equally stereotyping and insulting everybody would have lost their shit

  2023-01-13 13:21

  +2
• 
  No cap fr fr

  It evolved to warn humanity that these are ticktock fuckboys on sight

  2023-01-12 07:45

  +1
• 
  Poopenfarten?

  Informally we always say Klo, if u have to speak in a formal way it is Toilette, so the French word but in German pronunciation

  2023-01-11 11:11

  +4