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  dongs in a rapper

  I don't understand why do artists have to be forced to do unnatural stuff with their bodies just to showcase their talent when these companies can just profit off them by taking huge chunk of their earnings. Why make them do this ghey shit?

  2024-09-26 05:29

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  Onlyfans content creator stats in the US

  You had us in the first quarter & a half, not gonna lie

  2024-09-26 02:03

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  Stop time ability

  Foooook

  2024-09-25 13:26

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  Russian roulette is safe

  I remember the time where once I played russian roulette with my 5 friends and I'm glad that we 5 are still alive

  2024-09-25 13:24

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  da fuq

  Not literally but I'm sure in the near future the greedy ass half eaten fruit symbol company is going to force its retarded customers to lease their phones instead of owning one

  2024-09-25 10:13

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  China using prisoners for organs

  Si

  2024-09-25 10:07

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  Dave don't snore song is killing it

  Yes

  2024-09-25 10:07

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  Dad stop checking booties

  You're dad needs his dad to whoop his ass

  2024-09-25 04:58

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  meme

  Hips don't lie ()

  2024-09-25 00:11

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  Title

  Ching chong chow chow chi mi chow chow now

  2024-09-24 08:52

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  Dutch toilet meme

  Thats bcos dutch's have their ass on the fronts

  2024-09-24 04:01

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  Did we win?

  Heat your seats to drop those levels of your T's

  2024-09-23 13:58

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  sun is a spec

  Thanks, Op. This vital info will help me with my space adventures.

  2024-09-23 13:53

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  Dongs in a cloud

  Its so astonishing how we could store our data in clouds in today's world. But its sad when it rains bcos then all the data gets leaked

  2024-09-23 02:20

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  I swallowed the title

  

  2024-09-22 02:48

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  sun is a spec

  If UY Scuti is so big then why can't I see it with my naked eyes from down here on earth

  2024-09-21 06:09

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  Dog what are you looking at

  *Bonjour*

  2024-09-21 05:48

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  Guys... I'm dating a girl I met on Hinge, what do you think

  Each upvote will grow your balls by 1 inch

  2024-09-21 05:36

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  Moon moon

  Thank you, guys

  2024-09-20 07:20

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  They don't even know about dating

  Why were you two running at a bar ?

  2024-09-04 01:16

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  This scene tho!!!????

  

  2024-08-27 06:00

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  Truthpost

  Your willingness to disclose this personal information publicly demonstrates your concern for the issue of height. It appears that our brother is unaware of the surprise he will soon receive from you. May the force be with him.

  2024-08-23 15:07

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  blindpill

  Eventually she'll be left with no wipes to wipe

  2024-08-23 14:12

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  Forehead kisses

  Yeah thats why you sitting by the window and waiting for the nuggets to arrive

  2024-08-22 09:31

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  If she cheats once...

  Whats the difference ?

  2024-08-21 09:59

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  Yet somehow White people are to blame

  And all are asian countries

  2024-08-20 08:41

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  How to lose a woman

  You lose a woman by becoming one yourself emotional, moody, undependable, unassertive, indisciplined, seeking vaidation and approval, distracted, unfocused, always available, your world revolves around her, more in love with her than she is with you

  2024-08-19 13:43

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  Bruh

  The downward tunnel from the pool goes down till the bottom of the building. You just have to swim your way up

  2024-08-18 09:34

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  Gay speed meme

  Gay + bike = speed of light

  2024-05-31 13:31

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  Dentist dad joke

  Do you sniff or drink coke ?

  2024-05-31 11:50

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  Grease teenager

  Come-with-dick-in-an-alley what ?

  2024-05-30 14:45

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  It's weird

  If she makes my stick stand, then she's ready to get d!cked down

  2024-05-30 06:40

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  IPhone bug

  Yeah, as now that it is buggin' the people. Hence, a "Bug"

  2024-05-24 04:21

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  Boeing be like

  More like disappearing without a race

  2024-05-11 13:41

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  Lmao

  You stupid ?

  2024-05-11 13:36

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  What is love?

  

  2024-02-25 06:50

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  sounds about right

  I have got none

  2023-12-26 11:56

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  dude this grandpa looks young

  She just got out on parole

  2023-11-06 23:45

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  Slotted is trash

  The other designs were invented to prevent being screwed by every random person. Only special retards with specialised tools can screw with them hope this explanation helps.

  2023-09-23 04:38

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  Insert

  Black Eagle Retard

  2023-09-23 04:30

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  Hahahaha

  A biological man pretending to be a biological woman

  2023-09-21 00:04

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  Very cool

  Liar !!!

  2023-09-08 13:03

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  Gotta pay bills somehow

  Yes, now unbutton your blouse

  2023-09-08 13:01

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  Duel time

  I'll let you know when I come to reap your soul

  2023-09-08 01:39

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  jeez this hits right in the feelings

  Ofcourse the dad with alzheimers bcos he can't remember writing this ever

  2023-09-07 05:38

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  Duel time

  

  2023-09-07 04:29

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  Snails decide using two brain cells

  You're just bad at cropping, Op. I only got a half laugh bcos of you

  2023-09-06 07:06

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  Title

  Humongous

  2023-09-05 22:42

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  Happy birthday card

  Then who took the picture of the card is grandma doing it all by herself just for the internet points

  2023-09-05 22:41

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  barf

  Imagine hooking up with someone and having wild nasty sax just to later find out they prefer eating bugs from the kitchen drawers and under the sink

  2023-09-05 22:39

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  Dongs in a organ

  Keep taking that holy shit

  2023-09-05 22:29

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  It's this or you can starve

  Then you must eat the poop afterwards

  2023-09-05 22:19

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  Wholesome and funny

  How the hell you even make an instrumental version of snoring

  2023-09-05 22:03

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  Nah

  No, it says "I'm a Ham"

  2023-08-31 06:40

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  clown to clown

  4.5 + 4.5 months. You get two babies but in half

  2023-08-31 06:38

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  Tee hee

  And that is the face he makes when caught stealing milk from a nursing elephant seal and then proceeds to sprint to his home

  2023-08-31 05:34

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  yeah

  Anon is a Imbecible

  2023-08-27 03:39

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  Jurassic Park Horror

  Now some of you will debunk this story stating its just a conspiracy theory

  2023-08-26 14:06

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  She's got that "I'll do it again" look

  No, the roaches died when the guy who drank that drink peed on them

  2023-08-25 21:20

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  These parrots have my respect

  Customers ?

  2023-08-25 14:00

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  Awesome

  No, cos she's already dead. Why don't you guys learn to ready before asking silly questions like this.

  2023-08-25 05:31

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  As long as no one sees it's okay.

  Sir, you might be a bit wrong there. Let me enlighten you. It is said that girls with bigger racks are mentally disabled and not the other way around

  2023-08-24 14:10

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  Not very executive

  Going home is optional. Working over time with no extra wages is mandatory

  2023-08-24 14:07

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  presented with no comment

  Imma just punch a hole in the wall who was the gae mfker who came up with the idea to pain it all pink. If I ever find him I'm gonna paint those walls again but this time its going to be red in color and no blood left in his veins

  2023-08-24 13:21

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  Pakistani jealousy remains high

  Same as between you and a good woman.

  2023-08-24 12:30

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  Bobs & Vagene

  if only muricans would've ever landed on the moon. They'd have carved "send loots" on the surface of the moon.

  2023-08-24 07:42

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  Pakistani jealousy remains high

  Those men in the meme are all pakistanis

  2023-08-24 07:37

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  wtf happened for real

  Internet happened and with the help of it one retard spread his disease to one and then to million and then bilions. Fuck internet

  2023-08-24 07:35

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  Bad odor

  Well now when he does you'll at least know the stinky reason behind it

  2023-08-24 07:16

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  Oh no

  Ya'all are doubting her and slut shaming her. Whereas the truth is that those two hearts are of her own and its clearly visible in the meme

  2023-08-24 07:09

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  Real

  I choose to block her profile

  2023-08-24 07:06

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  Dumbledore opening Hogwarts every year

  Entire history of hogwarts summed up in one meme

  2023-08-24 06:10

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  Baby groot vs groot cosplay

  Yes, and they all hoping that Shannon might give them a chance to create another baby groot with her

  2023-08-23 14:49

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  Lol

  Its my pet elephant now

  2023-08-23 08:43

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  Tastes like chicken

  He served her the order 66

  2023-08-23 07:02

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  NK

  No pixels. Only medals and badges today

  2023-08-23 06:32

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  Oh well

  Key & Peele

  2023-08-21 22:49

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  High school dating

  Being gentle is approvable but being harmless is a sin. Be the man every man fears and every woman desires.

  2023-08-21 14:06

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  New world order

  Bro, don't give out too much of details. This mfker seems to be like is upto something fishy.

  2023-08-21 14:03

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  She stood me up.

  May be you should wait until you have her gagging on your tool and then while she's at it... You should start shaving your balls underneathe

  2023-08-21 13:56

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  The title

  The Lion...

  2023-08-21 07:01

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  Bro richer than the richest to do that shit for free

  I wonder what could go wrong if anybody prohibits him from doing so

  2023-08-21 07:00

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  Amazing chest ahead

  

  2023-08-21 04:22

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  Ohhhh..wayminnit

  That's because women don't have a mind and thinking capacity of their own. They reflect their behaviour based on your actions and reactions. in short = you can control them if your emotions and feelings are in your control.

  2023-08-21 03:47

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  Narcissist

  I have picture of my phone with a picture my phone in it with a picture of my phone in it with a picture of my phone in it with a picture of my phone in it with a picture of my phone in it with a picture of my phone in it with a picture of my phone in it..

  2023-08-21 03:20

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  Yeah I'm jumping to conclusions am I not allowed to do th...

  understandable, have a good day

  2023-08-20 14:08

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  Google got my back

  Get her then burp her

  2023-08-20 14:05

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  design genius

  Now make one to attract the ladies

  2023-08-20 14:02

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  we are so back

  this is so true but the world is not ready for this truth bomb yet

  2023-08-20 00:32

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  I guess my trip to Cusco, Peru was too short...

  Death Tax - You can't die until you've paid us the tax on it. Now do you still wonder why vampires exist ?

  2023-08-19 22:25

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  For pansexuals only

  S broen S bevd

  2023-08-19 02:18

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  Based

  They only exist in your dreams

  2023-08-19 02:16

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  Seems sus

  I love readin' stoopid shit like this one

  2023-08-19 02:13

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  Title

  But how did he rob a bank from the roof of a prison

  2023-08-19 02:10

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  Thanking Google but

  Thank You So Much just googled what it does and confirmed that GmsIntentOperationService is in fact the one that really drains android phone baterries and in some cases also cause overheating of the phone.

  2023-08-17 23:50

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  Kevin

  Hilarious shit

  2023-08-16 14:46

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  Next Baldur's Gate 3 update

  I haven't played any previous games from this series nor do I play video games anymore but I'm feeling good to see all the love, praises and appreciation this game and its devs are being showered with.

  2023-08-16 14:34

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  Rockstar has bought Ctx.re

  After you come out to your parents

  2023-08-16 14:22

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  Hey

  Hey

  2023-08-15 22:31

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  Want

  Muricans will do anything to glorify their culture

  2023-08-15 22:18

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