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  Nice

  If Martin would make decent movies again and not be such cinema snob and realize not every movie has to conform to his idea of good. Not every movie needs 2 hours of filler for every 30 min of story. i.e The Irishman.

  2020-09-30 04:22

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  Just gonna pepper these here and there

  Why does it seem like everyone just found out pedophiles exist? Did I miss something?

  2020-08-11 05:30

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  I should call her

  I thought Ifunny was the creator. Tried to leave credit. Is it not?

  2020-08-03 03:44

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  Hnnnnnnnnnn

  This one is from reddit so go for it

  2020-08-03 03:41

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  Noice

  What's ifunny? I thought it was the creator. Tried to leave credit.

  2020-08-03 03:39

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  Oh Coastie

  Nope, you both are wrong

  2020-08-03 03:38

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  It's a fun game. 10/10 recommend doing it with your frien...

  Just dudes being bros hang out with their dicks out

  2020-07-23 05:30

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  thoughts?

  I've owned just over 1,000 Doge coins for a while now. You know how much I bought them for? 3 dollars total for all 1,015. Know how much I gained from them jumping 7%? A whole $1.46.

  2020-07-09 04:58

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  Haha

  I am diabetic and my blood sugar went up just looking at that

  2020-06-14 01:30

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  dongs in a ufo

  I had to read the communist manifesto for a philosophy class a few semesters ago. Everything in it does sound nice but it can only work in perfect world. Plus anyone with a basic understanding of economics can see it wont work.

  2020-06-11 04:59

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  DAMMIT JOSH

  Shit!! Not again.

  2020-05-23 03:16

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  Better not fuck with mittens there

  Is this real or a screen shot from Sabrina

  2020-05-23 03:09

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  RIP

  Are we just ignoring that its Ryan Reynolds

  2020-05-18 06:27

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  The girls I'm with don't need toys

  @title yeah, you're right. Why would they need toys to entertain them when they have a clown

  2020-05-05 03:53

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  they got that boom soap

  Generation Z are the ones who did Tide Pods. I'm 26 and I'm about the youngest of the Millennials. Leave us alone. We got bills and bad backs.

  2020-05-01 09:51

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  Never let the truth get in the the way of your commie pro...

  I watched the whole conference. I'm still not sure exactly what he meant. The sad part is I wouldnt put it past him to think injecting Clorox is something to consider. Dude is a fucking moron. I doubt that's what he meant but we cant be sure with him.

  2020-04-28 04:55

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  This title is trash

  Dude. After that day, I have the upmost respect for sanitation workers. Those dudes are freakin beasts. The world needs more guys like your dad.

  2020-04-26 12:57

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  This title is trash

  I interviewed for that job which required 2 hours working with a crew. I was tired after 30 min. After 45 minutes I decided it wasnt for me. Most men aren't built for that. Shits hard.

  2020-04-26 05:28

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  Am I right or am I right

  No it hasn't. It can only kill if your immune system cant fight it or underlying conditions slow immune response.

  2020-04-24 05:14

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  Am I right or am I right

  I had it. I'm 26. I thought I wasnt going to get to see 27. Fuck off with that bullshit. I couldnt breathe, the body aches were horrible, high fever, not to mention scared I would die without telling my parents goodbye because i could infect them.

  2020-04-24 05:12

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  Scrub

  I have no idea, it's been 2 years

  2020-04-19 23:26

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  3rd comment is a spy for CNN

  Dont make light of this. I get what you are saying but understand, this isnt being blown out of proportion. Thankfully I pulled through and am fine now. Do what you are told and pray to whatever god you pray to that you never have to experience it ever.

  2020-04-18 05:58

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  3rd comment is a spy for CNN

  It's as bad as they say. I had it. I honestly thought I was gonna die. I couldnt breathe without pain, moving hurt, I laid in bed for 5 days moaning. Worst part was the thought that I was going to die alone in my bedroom forcing my parents to find me.

  2020-04-18 05:53

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  Hold up

  Just to let everyone know, I'm still alive. It was confirmed. I did have covid-19. Please listen to what they are telling you. I've never been sick like that. I honestly thought I was gonna die. Please be safe.

  2020-04-14 05:36

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  Oh Yeah

  Happy to say I do none of these

  2020-04-11 05:57

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  Am I right or am I right ( dont@ me)

  In high school, our football coach always stressed that we should strive to be the teacher's pet. Honestly made my life a lot easier.

  2020-04-09 04:23

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  Hold up

  They just loosened the criteria in my city to get a free test. My Dad just told me he's taking me to the doctor in the morning no matter despite cost.

  2020-03-29 05:21

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  Hold up

  I'm sick right now. Running fever, coughing, dry throat. I dont know if I have it since I dont have insurance. I'm so scared I'm going to get my high risk parents sick. Anxiety is real high right now.

  2020-03-29 04:55

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  Let's do it

  Yeah bro, these prisons have the inmates work jobs like carpentry or go out and perform public works and only pay them, in average, 14 to 33 cents an hour. Its modern day slavery yet people think because they're criminals, its justified.

  2020-03-09 13:10

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  yeah , that’s how communism works lol

  I would agree. I just meant the money was taken before it was in their possession. I agree the tax hikes are extreme with probably little pay off.

  2020-02-07 09:24

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  yeah , that’s how communism works lol

  I mean literally in their possession. And taxes are just payment for services the government provides. Much more than social welfare too. Good roads, clean water, medical advances, etc. All require money to keep. The most rich benefit from that as well.

  2020-02-07 09:10

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  yeah , that’s how communism works lol

  Technically, Bernie is talking raising taxes on the wealthy. He's not taking money out of their bank accounts. Taxes are usually taken out before the money becomes theirs. So, in reality, it's not their property. Not saying I agree with it. But be accurate

  2020-02-07 05:07

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  Insert

  90% sure that's David Dobrik

  2020-02-01 03:38

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  hot take boys

  I didn't want to be drafted but now I just want to prove that guy wrong.

  2020-01-06 06:29

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  uhhhhhhh

  I've been told I am definitely invited to the BBQ so can I fall under this?

  2020-01-06 06:27

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  This is it brothers

  When you hear Fortunate Son You know your time has come

  2020-01-06 06:24

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  Skywalker Selective Service

  They will start with 20 year olds then go up to 25. Once they get through them, then they'll come for the 18 year olds.

  2020-01-06 06:20

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  the US is just gonna win then because it’s pay to win

  This coming from a country that's so over-populated and mismanaged it's running out of water.

  2020-01-06 06:01

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  the US is just gonna win then because it’s pay to win

  Those numbers change when you take out those that have to be kept in other theatres. A lot of the troops and equipment listed here would never see combat. Tanks, ships, aircraft, and men will still have to be in South Korea, Iraq, Alaska, etc.

  2020-01-06 05:59

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  5.1.2020. - I will always miss you

  I'm sorry for your loss. I lost both my dogs in 2018. It still hurts everytime I see a picture or think I hear their bark. It never stops hurting, it just lessens a little everyday.

  2020-01-06 05:46

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  meme

  Historically, muslim countries were the first to enact religious freedom into law. If you weren't muslim, you just had to pay higher taxes. Today's extremists have warped the Quran and hadith into something detached from true Islam.

  2019-12-30 14:24

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  being skinny isn’t everything, but it’s still nice

  Yup. I used to be over 320 and was 5'9". Since losing a lot of weight, I'm now 6ft.

  2019-12-25 02:59

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  dongs in a homework

  Are you sure? Cause that comment sure seemed like it needed a lecture.

  2019-12-12 05:03

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  dongs in a homework

  Where is the flaw?

  2019-12-12 05:00

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  It was time for Thomas to leave

  I've seen porn of that

  2019-12-12 04:58

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  there goes my evening

  I'm no longer allowed in my local mall because apparently telling santa he can empty his sack up my chimney IS FROWNED UPON. IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.

  2019-12-12 04:48

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  dongs in a homework

  The nazis perfected their methods by learning to stack bodies so as the fat melted, it kept the fires burning. It became a self fueled fire pit. I believe it was done at Auschwitz.

  2019-12-11 12:20

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  dongs in a homework

  Think of it like this, you have 10 cakes to bake. Each takes 1 hour to fully cook. Using one oven to cook 10 cakes would take 10 hours. But using 10 ovens would make it 1 hour to cook all 10.

  2019-12-11 12:17

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  dongs in a homework

  So, its assuming everyone was put in a single oven, one at a time? Yeah, that didn't happen.

  2019-12-11 12:14

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  Therapy be like

  I've said it once, I'll say it again. Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

  2019-12-02 05:39

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  that feeling when u finally find them

  It's when you cant seem to find any when you learn to appreciate the single veins.

  2019-11-21 05:16

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  It is quite true.

  My senior year I literally was diagnosed by a doctor with extreme exhaustion. I got a note basically saying I wasnt going to be in school for 2 days so I could sleep. All because every class had a paper or project due in the same day.

  2019-11-21 05:12

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  I took 8 years to get a history Phd just to brag about co...

  @title ME TOO except mine is to annoy people with my knowledge of Nazism and the Holocaust. I never finish writing not depressed.

  2019-11-21 02:03

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  What are your thoughts on trump?

  When every advisor and the entire intelligence community told him Russia tampered with our election and he ignored them and said he trusted Putin more, that's one. The fact NK hasn't slowed its nuclear program even after Trumps "successful" summits. 2

  2019-11-03 03:03

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  Who Is Getting The Best Car Insurance

  Jake from State Farm give that good head. Why else people calling at 3 in the morning?

  2019-10-22 02:20

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  69

  Growing up, everyone kept asking where is Carmen San Diego. But no one ever asked HOW is Carmen San Diego.

  2019-09-28 04:53

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  5

  Yeah, it's a thing. Not KKK

  2019-09-05 02:35

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  Wait a minute...

  The only issue with nuclear is if it goes wrong, it goes all the way wrong.

  2019-08-28 04:19

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  Who knew

  I'm convinced Post Malone is just a millennial Kramer cosplay that got out of hand. Now he cant stop. It's gone too far.

  2019-08-16 09:12

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  There's nothing to watch

  Damn. 1500 is where you start finding Cake Fart videos. Made me realize I'm not as far gone as I thought.

  2019-08-16 09:09

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  Do we? I think so

  Please press 5 if you too feel personally victimized and attacked by this post. 5

  2019-08-03 04:04

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  lmao

  Less precision. That is why Russian equipment was so rugged. That coupled with their manufacturing power turned the tide. They were literally rolling tanks off the assembly line and sending them into battle without paint.

  2019-08-02 09:39

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  lmao

  To piggy back on that, That german precision also meant that when it broke, it took a lot more to fix. That's why the Russians ended up winning. They would take german weapons from the battlefield and reverse engineered them but on a massive scale but with

  2019-08-02 09:35

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  Read the book "A higher call"

  Most german soldiers did not buy into Nazi ideology. It was mainly a situation of following orders. It wasnt regular army committing the atrocities. It was the Einsatzgruppen, SS killing squads, who followed the advancing units who did Hitler's bidding.

  2019-08-02 09:28

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  dongs in a josh :(

  I cant help what names were popular in the 1990s. I'm just thankful I'm not named Keith or Austin

  2019-07-28 03:18

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  dongs in a josh :(

  

  2019-07-28 03:16

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  Warrrrrr!!!

  Thank you for restating my point?

  2019-07-23 20:13

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  B R U H

  Well yeah, it makes him a Grand Wizard.

  2019-07-23 02:08

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  my least funny meme yet

  You need to sit down with your husband and figure out how you will both explain it. It needs to be a united front. Show your child that though you two are separating, you are still his parents and United behind them and their sibling. I'm sorry for this.

  2019-07-21 12:53

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  Send nudes

  I'm not saying it's not aliens. I'm just saying facts of the period point in another direction. I firmly believe there are things out there unexplained. I just don't think Area 51 is one of them. I could be wrong.

  2019-07-18 20:51

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  Send nudes

  Nah, never buy the weather balloon stories. But it was 1947. The arms race had started and everyone believed the next war would be U.S. v U.S.S.R. so it's entirely believable the balloon story was a cover up for the failed test of new top secret jet tech.

  2019-07-18 20:48

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  Oof

  No lie, thatd be smart. All this build up and hype, day comes, the place is fucking empty. No guards, no Aliens, nothing. Everyone leaves. Military brings it all back like nothing happened.

  2019-07-17 05:34

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  Warrrrrr!!!

  It's my whole degree

  2019-07-17 05:32

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  Doubt

  You literally have a smartphone with autocorrect. How the hell did you still manage to fuck up?

  2019-07-17 05:24

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  Warrrrrr!!!

  Let's be honest, you lost the war because Hitler sucked as a tactician and refused to listen to advice given by his generals. That, coupled with the relentless war machine manufacturing power of the soviet union.

  2019-07-17 05:21

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  me

  Lol

  2019-07-15 04:36

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  Send nudes

  And the few that do will probably not get far. Even if they do, it's a fucking Air Force base where they test new planes. It's not as serious as they think.

  2019-07-15 01:31

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  Send nudes

  Nah, people are just as stupid as I think they are. But the law of numbers leads me to think that if every one of those people show up, very few will follow through, and once bullets start flying, more will back out.

  2019-07-15 01:10

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  Send nudes

  Calm down bloodbath. I'm pretty sure they wont show up, and even if they did, no one is storming anything. Just calm your ass down there.

  2019-07-14 23:48

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  Send nudes

  It would be natural selection handed out by the U.S. military, not murder.

  2019-07-14 23:37

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  the more you know

  My mom told me those bumps between lanes were braille so blind people could drive. Sadly, I believed it up until the subject came up in driver ed. teacher asked what they were for and a few of us raised our hands. I had My Bobby Bucher moment.

  2019-07-04 05:33

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  Dickmove man

  In middle school, the principal wanted to know who drew dicks and boobs all over the boys restroom. He knew I knew. He threatened me with suspension and vandalism charges. I'd like to say i stood strong and resisted. I spilled everything in about 5 minutes

  2019-06-18 12:36

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  Why

  Now I'm scared and horny

  2019-06-13 04:16

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  im a white man and creepers suck

  Lena Dunham is a moronic POS who needs to learn to keep her mouth shut when she doesn't have more than topical knowledge of a subject. For all the good she could do for women she continually lets her mouth fuck it up. Sorry. Rant over

  2019-06-13 04:15

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  Title

  Me when I play any online game. At least my controller would stay charged.

  2019-05-26 09:43

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  sad

  You're also under the impression it's all about the money. For me, history is important. It matters and it something I love. I could care less about making millions. As long as I'm able to live comfortably and keep doing what I love. I'm happy.

  2019-05-26 09:38

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  sad

  Not necessarily, it mainly the skills you get in the process. I'm finishing a degree in history. That means I have certain skills. I can find, interpret, and put to use information with ease. Companies and organizations pay good money for those skills.

  2019-05-26 09:35

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  sad

  Yeah, talk shit all you want but a degree, no matter the field, gives a better potential of making way more than 80k than Tommy tradesman. Jim is just lazy. Both options are great, it's really up to the person and their aspirations. Dont knock either.

  2019-05-26 03:06

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  Oh boy..

  True

  2019-05-25 10:07

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  Oh boy..

  Sounds like my sex life

  2019-05-10 03:14

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  Apparently Being a Tranny Drag Queen Weirdo is Natural No...

  In the research models most voter when asked their position on the big issues like gun control and abortion gave very similar answers. I get my info from my PhD professors, my own research and peer reviewed papers. Voters are more sorted than anything.

  2019-05-06 19:02

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  Apparently Being a Tranny Drag Queen Weirdo is Natural No...

  It really hasn't though. Media is what makes you think that. In reality, the voters are less polarized today than in the past. Very few have gone that far left or right. Most Americans are still closer to center.(Unstable Majorities- Morris Fiorina)

  2019-05-06 09:31

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  Apparently Being a Tranny Drag Queen Weirdo is Natural No...

  No, you are way off. You are right in that it's not the entire left but you are delusional if you think it's a large percentage. Just like the kkk make up a percent of a percent of the right, 99% of the left are no where close to this extreme.

  2019-05-06 04:57

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  this is me memedroid, pls comment and make me feel better

  Damn, all your chin went to your nose

  2019-05-06 04:47

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  Ya Thats Pretty Much it!

  I may not agree with the burning of a flag. But I will defend to the death your right to do so. This from one of those "leftists"

  2019-05-06 04:44

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  Help me. My mother is a stay at home, single, anti-vaxxer...

  Alright kids, listen up. I'm dropping knowledge. Most of college is teaching you how to use the information you gather to formulate your own conclusion. You need a basic understanding of everything to do that. It's all necessary in the end.

  2019-04-16 05:11

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  kek

  Worse, it will be like that til you're 25. Also it's probably the no license part that's doubling it. I'm more surprised they even quoted you. Get your license and it probably will adjust.

  2019-04-12 12:59

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  Inspire me more by following and get followed back

  Fuckin same

  2019-04-04 09:21

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  Poetic....

  Those are the lyrics now

  2019-03-13 06:43

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  Correct....

  That's why Its my minor

  2019-03-12 01:27

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