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  Oops.

  It is her, in one of her best movies

  2015-05-23 11:13

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  Nice

  It is. The ratio of carbs to calories to protein is awesome, and it's more natural than sugary gatorades and stuff

  2015-05-20 20:54

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  Scumbag blood type

  You can give to anyone but O-, O- is the only one that can give to everyone but can only receive from itself.

  2015-04-02 00:47

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  Sexy in the flesh

  The best part about this is the way Aaron is spelled in his contacts

  2015-01-27 01:18

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  fun facts

  Yeah but it could be because mint and orange taste like shit together and your mouth is still monty?? Is that not the obvious solution?

  2015-01-18 09:24

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  Yum yum

  If it's busy, no waitress is gonna sit around waiting for somebody to stop eating for a minute to come over and ask

  2015-01-14 08:40

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  THIS IS TRUE

  She tweeted this photo from her verified Twitter account

  2015-01-12 19:27

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  finally

  I know people who have graduated from college and had to start working at a fast food joint due to lack of work in their chosen field. Don't just assume everything.

  2014-09-03 21:36

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  Never knew that.

  In canada there are always advertisements for medications on tv, is that what they mean by drugs?

  2014-08-30 01:02

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  ..........death in 3 2 1.......

  This is in my town, in the "not so good" area of it luckily, no one was hurt

  2014-07-15 03:53

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  Patients is a virtue

  Anyone notice the toilet seat up?

  2014-07-03 16:30

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  i hate error 3018

  ^to teach the asshole a lesson, it's illegal to part near a fire hydrant

  2014-06-12 17:16

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  .....in my ass

  If it was at the top it would be the least important

  2014-06-06 02:24

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  memedroid meets megalodon

  If it was still alive we would have found it, it liked to swim in more shallow water

  2014-05-16 09:53

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  the hell is wrong with her

  It's because he tried to take a moms phone and erase photos she took of him, hardly a "robbery" if you ask me, people shouldn't be allowed to creep on and just take photos of people anyways

  2014-05-14 12:27

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  hate that

  simple solution: don't have friends

  2014-03-14 11:25

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  My Snake

  where I live a pet snake got loose and went through the walls and into another apartment and squeezed a baby to death

  2014-03-09 19:18

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  why

  I'm sorry but why should schools even serve lunches? its cheaper and healthier to make your own lunch

  2014-02-07 21:58

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  title needs groceries

  this is something people should do on a regular basis, I don't get why this is so uncommon now

  2014-02-02 00:28

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  ...

  black running shoes match everything

  2013-11-12 18:31

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  ...

  calluses are horrible when you're a girl, damn rights I'm gonna be wearing pink gloves to math my pink gym bag

  2013-11-12 18:28

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  He-lar-ree-us

  could you imagine them fighting? "stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself"

  2013-10-12 00:39

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  Gotta love it!

  yes.. now I don't have to bake my icecream cake

  2013-10-09 18:12

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  Title is fake

  every guy I've dated has started out as a friend, and yes, this is the case for some girls, and it also let's you get to know the guy better which saves you a possible heartache in the future

  2013-09-16 01:54

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  well, good luck

  being anorexic isn't a size, its eating habits and she could very well be anorexic

  2013-08-04 18:04

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  Spider!

  ISNT THIS A HORSE DYING

  2013-06-14 19:10

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  gotta love it

  its not just the size, the orbit and other shit is off from the other planets

  2013-05-29 01:14

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  Stole a toothbrush

  my younger brother got the crappy controller that I didn't plug in and just let him think he was playing

  2013-05-27 11:13

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  Well played

  I'm pretty sure that shaggy and Scooby always went together then the other three went the other way..

  2013-05-26 15:18

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  MOTHER OF DOGSS

  my sister has one of those dogs, neapolitan mastiff, little gentle giants

  2013-05-17 12:52

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  Aw shoot

  that moment you realize the majority of these things are completely made up for likes on facebook

  2013-05-15 18:13

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  kid

  god I wish we could kill kids

  2013-05-14 00:33

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  so you can download and show them

  telling people they should just commit suicide.. nice

  2013-05-09 11:18

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  Fml...

  a speech impendment doesnt make any difference to her ability to know grammar

  2013-05-09 00:41

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  Spread the word!!

  when we first got the option to moderate before everyone joined memedroid it took like five days

  2013-05-06 00:36

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  Holy moly!!!!

  its actually true, scientists figure it out due to some crazy ass math shit

  2013-04-30 21:08

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  come on

  ^ hers is way smaller, and Sheldon and Leonard spend most of their money of take out food and comic books and action figures. the elevater had an explosion in it, it wasn't a wire that broke

  2013-04-28 15:19

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  u don't say

  am I the only one who respects my parents and would say "yeah"?

  2013-04-28 01:54

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  the truth

  or one person married someone, got divorced, then married another person in the same year

  2013-04-27 15:10

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  true story

  money and objects don't buy happiness

  2013-04-25 11:35

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  oh the hood

  in my town its high/drunk kids seeing who can throw their shoes onto the wire

  2013-04-17 23:34

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  Got one at home...

  what about the girls that are better than their boyfriends?

  2013-04-16 18:25

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  I won't kill you cause that's suicide

  ^ same with that comment

  2013-04-14 12:25

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  That's not a balloon..... O-O

  ^he's 22, has a girlfriend, and perfectly well knows what a condom is

  2013-04-14 01:50

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  That's not a balloon..... O-O

  smallbeans

  2013-04-03 23:31

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  finland im comming

  this doesn't mean they don't pay.. everyonje in canada and America has a right to wifi too, just like how we all have a rright to drive, but we have to pay for it and pass the test..

  2013-03-29 20:32

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  Too High Guy

  ^cool story bro

  2013-03-22 01:13

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  ps3 or xbox??

  why not both?

  2013-03-22 00:22

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  What is this black magic?!

  isn't baa baa black sheep the same too?

  2013-03-21 01:01

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  experiment with LSD

  ^acid

  2013-03-16 01:32

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  soooooopoopppp true

  @ninja I wanna be a teacher when I get a bit colder, I'm not gonna tell kids they cant eat in class because I know I'm gonna be that person who eats all throughout the day, and that's just unfair.

  2013-03-15 09:55

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  soooooopoopppp true

  makes me so mad when I just had gym and I can't eat an apple or banana in class

  2013-03-14 23:59

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  Damn thats fast!

  ^you can't expect girls to know about cars. we don't know shit. we just like fast pretty cars

  2013-03-11 14:30

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  you whore!

  I remember seeing everyone talking about the hungergames before the previews even came out

  2013-03-05 09:38

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  Meanwhile in Canada

  ^I'm Canadian and the stereo types are hilarious and where I live most people actually do fit most of them. Get the stick out of your ass

  2013-03-04 00:00

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  Meanwhile in Canada

  yeah pretty much

  2013-03-03 23:51

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  fucking boxes

  ^especially in black ops 2 where half the zombies are on fire and when you stab them they blow up

  2013-02-25 02:20

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  fucking boxes

  and then if you get it again, you end up with a teddy bear or grenades

  2013-02-25 02:02

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  ya that's about right

  New

  2013-02-23 02:31

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  Optimus . . .

  

  2013-02-19 23:34

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  :D

  I don't know my father... my boyfriend doesn't either

  2013-02-16 23:59

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  It worked for me

  ^I've never had an issue with mine, whereas my ps3 ALWAYS used to break, and I was buying new controllers all the time

  2013-02-16 18:33

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  Oh canada

  not true at all

  2013-02-16 14:44

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  Big Bang

  let's not forget how much money they spend on electronics and collectables...

  2013-02-13 01:31

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  Gotta admire the hearts that people have

  that's canada for you

  2013-01-14 02:14

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  always

  its how my crush got me.. I'd be hurt if I was sitting in a guys lap and he didn't get a boner

  2013-01-07 23:58

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  Duck

  high heels and knee highs for me

  2013-01-07 20:37

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  Hey Pal

  ^since when does a dad owe his child money? a horrible father I guess..

  2013-01-05 04:47

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  Hi TheRealKillShot1337 I'm a title ( sorry if I spelled y...

  might have been a good idea before the 2.0 update, but now this app is full of annoying kids who think that hating an electronics company will get them somewhere in the internet

  2013-01-04 14:55

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  Hi TheRealKillShot1337 I'm a title ( sorry if I spelled y...

  demand a chatroom? as if they don't have enough on their plate anyways from you guys reporting people you just don't like. A lot of memedroiders always chat on an app called palringo anyways

  2013-01-04 14:41

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  I've been found out o.o

  I don't really see how this is funny at all.

  2013-01-03 19:44

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  My little sister's reaction was priceless

  I don't really understand what's happening with her body, but okay

  2012-12-21 14:55

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  Parking lot

  

  2012-12-18 23:31

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  Fill

  I love how nobody has realized that this person is on an apple product, as they can see the little peace sign from who's retweeted it

  2012-12-11 03:12

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  Shower, uhhhh, guess not.

  laziness at its finest.

  2012-12-10 09:47

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  ladies...call me

  you can buy me gifts anytime

  2012-12-06 09:35

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  ╭━━┳╮╭╮╭┳━━┳━━┳━━┳╮...

  what in the fuck is what with the title?

  2012-12-03 04:32

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  choose one

  Batman.. peak agility.. I wouldn't fall while walking in a straight line anymore

  2012-12-03 01:03

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  eh?

  ^not all of us have an accent, where I'm from, we all sound the same as Americans who arent from Texas

  2012-12-02 14:41

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  Smart buyer troll

  good job, you're saving money to be dead.

  2012-12-02 14:36

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  well then

  I'm grade 1 my class was counting on our hands, and a kid who only has 3 fingers on one hand was like "ummmm"

  2012-12-02 04:36

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  eh?

  I'm canadian and this is hilarious

  2012-12-02 04:21

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  'Merica

  ^our bacon is the same as yours..

  2012-12-01 18:18

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  I have no idea

  ^why the girl face? I'm a girl but I don't go around putting the girl meme face in my comments in hopes for attention.

  2012-12-01 17:30

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  i did the same with smoking

  ^you don't say? thats not like. half the joke or anything

  2012-12-01 17:05

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  I have no idea

  always to track comments

  2012-12-01 16:40

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  Northface? sounds Right.

  or to you know, not be soaked when its raining out

  2012-12-01 16:37

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  'Merica

  yay canada!

  2012-12-01 16:36

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  i did the same with smoking

  ^kcdc, only three times. she graduated the same year as zack and Cody, who are three years younger than her

  2012-12-01 15:45

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  Why I gotta be a sir?

  then there's people who can't read my name and assume I'm a guy because there is pokemon in it

  2012-12-01 00:27

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  true story

  I actually just had a Wolfe spider the size of my hand in my room.. it was a problem.. thank god for my dad being home

  2012-11-29 22:19

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  hhmm...

  shouldn't fish like, not talk?

  2012-11-28 20:40

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  girls these days

  she didn't do it expecting him to come back.. I'm not defending twilight but learn some facts before you try and bash something

  2012-11-28 19:29

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  My first meme. insert crazy B.S. here

  I text I class. doesn't mean I'm doomed to fail or can't live without my phone.

  2012-11-28 09:07

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  jfhh

  its not very often a guy is being genuinely nice to a girl. in my experience 90% of guys are flirting. I can usually tell when they are just being nice.

  2012-11-26 22:00

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  My left toe!

  there's lots of different spots to get headaches on your head. Each meaning a different thing

  2012-11-26 02:27

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  ho hos and cupcakes

  ^why was the girl face necessary? to tell everyone you're a girl and draw attention to yourself? I'm a girl but I don't go around posting comments with a " " at the end to get upvotes.

  2012-11-23 00:05

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  why mother?!

  I love red/orange hair, I think its so pretty

  2012-11-22 01:34

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  sheldon

  ^the internet, my friend

  2012-11-22 01:27

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  Yo mama is so fat that her gravity pull is greater than E...

  misused...

  2012-11-20 18:37

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