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  When company profits go through the roof

  This meme is older than some of the people on this app. Nice to see the old ones making their way around

  2026-08-06 18:19

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  factory issue

  If that mouth keeps malfunctioning, I'm about to issue a recall

  2026-07-09 18:12

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  Insurance nightmare

  *Philadelphia

  2026-05-15 21:14

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  I called them rolly pollies as a kid

  Army bugs

  2026-05-15 20:34

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  bird problem

  I know, right? Isn't that so annoying when you're riding home with your Heron your face?

  2026-04-18 21:38

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  A good partner shows in small ways

  Robbing Peter to pay Peter

  2026-04-18 21:33

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  Nature flexing hard

  I don't know if I'm remembering this properly but I think the desert in Namibia is the oldest in the world.

  2026-04-18 14:57

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  redemption arc

  Fun fact, one of the last movies that he made before going sober was a movie about him being a drug addict who sucked dick for crack and overdosed at the end. Supposedly it was a wake up call

  2026-04-09 20:19

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  Britain will be no better than north Korea

  The elections were delayed. The delays were challenged by reform UK and reform UK won. The elections are back on the original day

  2026-03-25 19:14

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  Skynet Is Here

  Putting humanoid robots into war is the dumbest fucking thing. We are very capable but we are not the most efficient nor are we the most cost-effective design to point a gun in pull a trigger. You may as well redesign a 747 to flap its wings

  2026-02-27 20:20

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  Bro wrote one thing

  The man knows his stuff

  2026-02-27 19:55

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  I wander what Tolkien would say about today’s stories

  JK Rowling

  2025-12-18 18:01

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  What Chris up to

  He should stop that...

  2025-11-22 19:07

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  Dog commits crime then reports himself

  Please

  2025-11-05 09:19

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  Makes sense to me, but then again I'm a moron

  Is this dumbass really insinuating that under all that ice in Greenland is immaculate farmland?

  2025-10-19 08:05

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  phone check demons

  Calm down. I'm checking memes

  2025-10-08 17:46

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  meet sandwich the cat

  What an adorable little Fiber One bar

  2025-10-06 21:58

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  petty thief simulator

  All their spare batteries

  2025-10-01 15:18

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  The frozen ghost ship Octavius was lost for 88 years

  According to Wikipedia, it was only derelict for 13 years found 1775. I'm not saying Wikipedia is the most accurate source, but I trust it over an AI generated meme.

  2025-09-29 20:35

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  Finally some good news

  That is one heckin' nice duck

  2025-09-27 08:02

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  video game logic activated

  Check if there's fall damage

  2025-09-24 07:06

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  See which states do it wrong

  Per capita numbers would be better. Larger populations are going to naturally have higher homeless rates.

  2025-09-21 07:59

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  moonlight babysitting service

  If you love what you do you'll never work a day in your life

  2025-09-19 18:35

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  Had to see the 8 inches for myself

  How did you check the other 7 inches?

  2025-09-09 20:24

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  still pending

  An automatic 5% off the first day it's late and 1% off every additional day.

  2025-09-08 21:01

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  Jack Nicholson answering calls like he's at home mid-inte...

  Oh man, how quirky. I wonder what he said. You know what would be great? If they invented videos with sound... that would just be grand

  2025-09-04 20:58

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  Hmm

  And Europe has a large amount of Neanderthal DNA and Asia has a bit of Denisophon DNA. If DNA of other homo species is a sign of idiocy, then Europe and Asia are not immune.

  2025-09-02 19:21

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  wise words

  The first time I saw this, it said, "Be careful with your anger. Some actions can't be taken back"

  2025-09-02 18:11

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  Dad stole the show without saying a word

  No sound. Ends early. If only I could download you twice

  2025-08-29 22:17

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  Google starts locking the Android doors

  Honestly I don't hate it. There are a lot of apps out there that are just malware. It's going to hurt smaller developers but hopefully they can get their IDs and compete

  2025-08-27 19:47

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  Only the true fans catch the quiet nod

  That's not how two suns works

  2025-08-27 19:04

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  IYKYK

  ME MUM'S A BEAR!!!

  2025-08-27 07:31

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  Thought I’d find a different Africa—but the world’s...

  Well, where'd you go? I'm guessing not Cairo or Lagos or Narobi? There is a LOT of poverty in Africa. But there is also some wealth in the cities.

  2025-08-26 07:28

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  Minimum wage myths meet fast food reality

  I'm literally looking at doordash right now at an almost $10 burrito from Taco Bell. Why lie about something that's so easily checkable.

  2025-08-13 17:01

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  Ocean

  On top of everything else that is wrong with this, the currents are wrong. If you look at the East Coast of the United States, the water should be going South, not North. We made a circular map and got the water to move is not a very convincing argument.

  2025-07-27 08:17

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  Murderkill River lives up to its name sadly

  80s slasher B movies be like

  2025-07-04 01:31

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  Cars 2 concept art looks wild

  Dude. This makes no sense at all, but I kinda love it?

  2025-07-01 16:34

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  There's no bad guns, only bad people

  I'm Pro 2a, but this is a stupid argument. This is the equivalent of "illegal immigrants don't exist because people can't be illegal". "Gun violence" means "violence where guns were used" you absolute fucking imbecile.

  2025-06-22 09:28

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  Ohh

  OOWWWKKKAAAAYYY

  2025-06-21 11:46

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  As I suspected: the whole world's a Truman Show

  G'night, Sam. Night, Ralph. Let's see how many of y'all get THAT reference.

  2025-06-15 08:13

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  Bodycam said surprise accountability

  When they find that bag in the trunk, I don't think he'll have much of a choice

  2025-06-11 19:08

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  yes

  That sounds expensive. I'll stick with crack

  2025-06-07 22:26

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  population collapse is a real problem because of girls li...

  I'll take "work on your communication" for $200, Alex

  2025-06-07 22:09

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  Drop your worst advice ever. I’ll start

  Remember, whoever yells louder wins the argument

  2025-06-06 16:01

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  Thought it was one genre. It was three. I’m overwhelmed

  Or Cowboy Bebop.

  2025-06-03 22:25

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  the last purebloods

  "Is this the cult?" "This is a Rural Off the Grid multifamily Homestead" "This is it"

  2025-06-02 19:18

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  Disney telling kids to face reality like it's not their f...

  

  2025-06-02 18:56

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  Batman is going to be "happy"

  Do you know how expensive these things are? I don't want to max out the bat card.

  2025-05-31 09:15

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  No small talk? Good luck discussing free will over dinner

  Yes

  2025-05-30 15:35

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  WiFi drops for 1 second and grandma predicts war

  If she is Polish I can't say that I blame her

  2025-05-28 19:21

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  eating at home really makes your wallet smile

  Or they have money because they just pay for the food instead of paying for the food and the wages of the employees and the rent of the restaurant and the owner of the restaurant

  2025-05-27 21:03

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  statists suck, man

  Easy, we would replace them with (price gouging, corrupt, Monopoly)

  2025-05-26 07:10

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  We still talk about you. Mostly good things. Mostly

  Somebody poisoned the watering hole

  2025-05-23 15:17

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  Mom using logic is the final boss of arguments

  The title proves that OP doesn't know what his own meme means

  2025-05-23 07:16

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  sweep all my issues underneath the carpet

  Stop burning out your dopamine receptors then!

  2025-05-22 18:50

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  Sniper and wildlife photographer: same skill tree

  Why would a wildlife photographer measure wind?

  2025-05-20 16:03

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  Only when it is the home of the brave

  I love this game. Russian propaganda or Chinese propaganda? Oh my I just can't decide!

  2025-05-15 18:33

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  When you match his freak and now he’s looking scared an...

  That is Love. Love Quinn from the show You.

  2025-05-14 19:58

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  21 years later and this fight scene still owns cinema

  Matt Damon

  2025-05-12 16:14

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  Enjoy the show.

  If one side of the aisle kept solving all of the problems, they would keep getting elected. Why would you not elect the people who actually solve problems? What a stupid statement. Are you afraid that we will run out of problems? Because we won't.

  2025-05-09 21:50

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  Ancient Egyptians really said sock game strong

  Socks... made for sandals... SAVAGES

  2025-05-06 20:35

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  That one random smell that unlocks your whole childhood

  It's a smelly smell that smells smelly

  2025-05-06 17:11

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  Dongs in a stupidity

  Fingerprints

  2025-05-04 13:36

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  When the truth hits you....

  You're right. A random asshole on Twitter is way more reputable than wherever he got his information.

  2025-05-02 22:33

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  Bro you're stretching?? Who even are you anymore

  Mf, I'm old. I don't want to pull a muscle and be out of commission for a month

  2025-05-02 17:08

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  Bird

  yea

  2025-05-01 20:25

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  Cat said what’s in here and instantly regretted it

  10/10 gaming with the friends fuckery

  2025-04-30 20:33

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  We want 2010 memes and we want them now

  You had your time.

  2025-04-27 19:41

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  We want 2010 memes and we want them now

  RAGE COMIC ALL THE THINGS

  2025-04-27 19:40

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  wiping boogers on the byzantine empire

  2000 years. Not too shabby, if I do say so myself

  2025-04-22 19:30

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  Part two, plz let this through mods

  You're just going to cut out the first half of the comic?

  2025-04-22 17:12

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  Senior dog sees puppy and reconsiders retirement

  He's slower than he once was, but he still has some pep in his step.

  2025-04-21 22:00

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  oh so that;s how you make chloroform...

  That's awful! Now, exactly how much of each should I not mix with each other?

  2025-04-17 18:33

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  Truly inspiring

  This seems straight out of a 2008 YouTube shitpost. My mind goes to Red and Blue

  2025-04-16 20:57

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  kindda sus

  And soon it will be time to glaze them

  2025-04-15 20:13

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  Found my old game CD. PC said: not in this era

  GOG (Grand Old Games) has a bunch of old games on it that you can download onto any OS. I had so much fun playing Heroes of Might and Magic II on Windows 10

  2025-04-12 23:55

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  She said she likes cowboys. I became yeehaw

  A handful of dog treats

  2025-04-08 20:02

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  She said she likes cowboys. I became yeehaw

  The good boy with no name

  2025-04-08 20:00

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  Kids now quoting memes like they saw the movie in 4K IMAX

  Literally one right after the other. It's beautiful

  2025-04-08 16:22

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  Your homie singing like he's got his own lyrics

  OH SHIT. SHAKE DAT ASS WHILE MOVING LIKE A DIPSHIT.

  2025-04-06 08:06

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  Apple’s AI: write anything you want... unless it’s spicy

  Companies make money the more countries they deliver in. Those countries most likely had strings attached.

  2025-04-01 07:53

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  He's so happy to see him!

  Another one to dump in the ol' wholesome meme folder

  2025-03-27 22:32

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  Be awkward by being quiet, be awkward by talking

  "It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."

  2025-03-27 22:25

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  What is it? A poetic abstraction?

  A type of music, I believe.

  2025-03-27 07:15

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  Every Tesla sold in the US is made in the US. Flex.

  "Tesla does manufacture vehicles, specifically the Model 3 and Model Y, in its Shanghai Gigafactory, also known as Giga Shanghai."

  2025-03-24 21:13

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  W work out bois

  That's how I feel. This is how I look

  2025-03-18 16:55

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  Cinema

  Roll credits.

  2025-03-11 21:45

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  Our house in the middle of our house in the middle of our...

  How dare you not make this a loop

  2025-03-10 22:08

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  Nip

  "This milk tastes like pennies"

  2025-03-08 22:45

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  Can we fix this, please?

  Just fold the end when you're finished using it

  2025-03-08 19:48

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  Manual save

  We've been hurt before

  2025-03-06 19:46

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  More horrible translations...

  If anybody gets mad, just point to the sign

  2025-03-06 18:24

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  Let's make Shrek great again please

  Is it a sequel or reboot of anything that ended before 2020? I'll pass

  2025-02-28 14:00

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  honking at a undercover cop

  It's technically illegal to be on your phone at a stoplight let alone a yield sign. This case is going to get thrown out so quickly

  2025-02-24 20:44

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  if you ask so politely yes

  You mean the BIRD feeder?

  2025-02-23 20:57

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  ah yes, welcome to the new generation of coders

  I don't git it.

  2025-02-21 22:34

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  Maps

  "Everyone who calls me stupid is secretly jealous and intimidated by my brilliance." Look at the fucking cope on this guy.

  2025-02-21 19:41

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  Trump blames Ukraine over war with Russia meme news

  1. Would you be eager to make concessions after 500 of your people were massacred? 2. It's thought that the Russians were negotiating in bad faith and did not intend on actually ending the war at all.

  2025-02-19 19:43

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  Trump blames Ukraine over war with Russia meme news

  "...Russia renewed calls for peace talks, but Russian government sources suggested that Putin was not truly committed to peace and was simply stalling for time while its forces trained and replenished for a future advance."

  2025-02-19 19:41

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  Trump blames Ukraine over war with Russia meme news

  Negotiations "stopped in May 2022, due to several factors, including the Bucha massacre (501 executed civilians). Following the 2022 Ukrainian eastern counteroffensive..."

  2025-02-19 19:40

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