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  You Are Valid

  I'm disgusted by piles of actual shit. I dislike the smell of composting leaves and grass. I also am disgusted by normal women that don't take care of themselves, overweight, not showered in days, bad teeth, etc. That's how I feel about trannies and gays.

  2026-06-25 16:21

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  Magats Need To Re Evaluate

  How about a compromise? Neither one is allowed near children. Is that fair?

  2026-06-24 16:16

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  bye Felicia

  Jews don't believe in Hell. They are also anti-Christian, in fact they have been kiIIing Christians since Christ Himself.

  2026-06-24 11:51

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  Gel

  Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I feel like the male fertility blocker that works on simple skin contact isn't being developed for simple convenience.

  2026-06-24 11:48

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  receipt goblin

  That's not a hairline, that's a hair demilitarized zone

  2026-06-22 11:23

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  squad employed

  Wow, look at the content of their characters

  2026-06-22 11:22

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  Shitters full Clark

  Is that the guy who dumped a bunch of aggressive algae to try making it worse?

  2026-06-20 22:38

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  Dad marketing

  Chris Rock has a bit about this. Mom gets all the praise, and all Dad gets is the big piece of chicken.

  2026-06-18 14:17

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  birthday cage

  I want to clarify: we can disagree that Trump has done "good" or not with them, that's not the point. Those issues are important to the youth entering the workforce, and Trump has addressed them.

  2026-06-17 15:23

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  birthday cage

  What issues do you see that Trump hasn't addressed? Immigration was his biggest campaign promotion. After that was the economy and foreign conflicts. While people may disagree with the things Trump has done, those issues affect young generations.

  2026-06-17 15:22

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  Season Breaks

  We're all adults. Our life is more like -- Spring break: 1 day (memorial day) Fall Break: 2 days (thanksgiving) Winter Break: Christmas day, if it's not already a weekend. Summer break: n/a

  2026-06-16 16:19

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  jet flex, that's cool

  No that's tomorrow night, you're good. This picture is just from something else

  2026-06-16 13:32

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  Finally useful

  I once followed someone on their drive home (unintentionally, she happened to turn a different way about 3 blocks from my house) for about 30 minutes. She was scrolling tiktok the entire drive.

  2026-06-16 13:21

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  Everyone report this user for spam and malicious user

  Let him post and comment. Nothing makes Republicans look better than showcasing how deranged the left really is.

  2026-06-10 15:22

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  It definitely shows

  I will never believe a profession that claims you need their services in perpetuity. What you actually need is to learn accountability, learn how to self-improve, and find purpose. None of those require decades of therapy.

  2026-06-10 13:13

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  Magellan is a lot cooler than justin bieber

  Was Alex allowed to sell it or was he forced to? So called anti-fascists when someone doesn't follow in lockstep with their regime:

  2026-06-10 11:28

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  Taliban tallywhacker talibanana

  You say the taliban kiIIed less; how much less? What are the actual numbers? Also, how much humanitarian aid did they provide? Do the American armed forces get credit for saving lives? Or would that not count since it goes against your narrative?

  2026-06-09 16:15

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  Cheaters keep cheating

  There are 2 Democrat candidates. All of the ballot dumps are going towards the one that would push out the republican, not just splitting between the two.

  2026-06-09 13:07

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  I have a hard enough time stomaching the channel, let alo...

  White rice and sugar are replaced with brown rice and sugar, they don't serve white bread, and any order for meat is replaced with estrogen hormone supplements.

  2026-06-08 10:36

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  Past bedtime

  People pushing 50 don't start their evening at 9. Adults need to work, we can't all go get drunk and have sex with random guys until 3 like your typical college girl.

  2026-06-08 10:17

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  Waste and Abuse

  When I make a statement about partial progress I am saying 2 things simultaneously. 1, progress takes time, you can't expect immediate results. 2, progress should be gradual, as to mitigate negative results from too drastic of a shift.

  2026-06-05 15:54

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  Waste and Abuse

  I fail to see how it's not relevant. I would go as far as to argue that if the nickel were to be abandoned right now there would be negative consequences due to the shift in transactions losing an entire decimal place at once.

  2026-06-05 15:53

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  Aim reveals character

  There's a 0% chance it says that. The entire bottom row just says "thank you" the word "clean" is in the middle of the top row, it probably just says "keep toilets clean, thank you."

  2026-06-05 14:13

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  Waste and Abuse

  So despite the fact that he's not claiming to be finished, he's still working, and we still have more than 2½ years, you consider this the final product of his work? Or are you upset that it didn't all get fixed at the same time? Progress takes time.

  2026-06-05 14:02

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  Waste and Abuse

  You're mad that nickels are still being minted? So if Trump doesn't solve the whole problem, he shouldn't even make partial progress?

  2026-06-04 14:41

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  future bros

  Stunt doubles for Neo and the agents from The Matrix reloaded

  2026-06-04 14:12

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  Haha

  I'm fairly certain Audrey Hale killed quite a few people for no reason other than they were straight and Christian.

  2026-06-01 09:09

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  busy weekend

  That's all well and good but you really are supposed to address the elephant in the room

  2026-05-29 09:34

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  School deleted joy

  

  2026-05-27 16:33

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  Tax logic meme

  You're not being taxed on the unrealized gains. You're being taxed on the value. If you own the house for more than 2 years (depending on your state) then you don't pay gains tax. Property tax is property tax. Gains tax is a different thing.

  2026-05-27 16:32

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  close enough

  I believe building codes prevent doors from opening out into the hallway.

  2026-05-27 16:20

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  Vegan vampire crisis

  I don't think vegans would be all that mad. They'd probably enjoy killing humans.

  2026-05-27 12:16

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  Horse propaganda

  You've clearly never been around horses when they have some energy to burn

  2026-05-22 15:49

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  Reddit brain damage

  I'm not sure if the content is better or worse either way. TikTok doesnt pretend to be intellectual like Reddit does. So in that way, reddit is worse.

  2026-05-20 12:18

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  mouth hot

  We now cultivate those crops, ensuring they never go extinct. They were playing 6-D chess while we're here playing checkers

  2026-05-20 12:10

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  Marriage speedrun

  What is this, a hotel for mormons?

  2026-05-06 11:49

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  No context needed

  "Ooh, a piece of candy. Ooh, a piece of candy. Ooh, a piece of candy. Ooh, a piece of candy. Ooh, a piece of candy...."

  2026-05-06 11:45

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  THIS....

  One of the characters in this allegory I mentioned was a wealthy successful businessman, and you believe that's not Trump? Is that the play you'd like to go with?

  2026-05-02 00:48

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  MF Cheeto Tiger

  Look, it's Garfl

  2026-05-01 14:53

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  THIS....

  We're at the stage where the British are the senile old fart that needs to be put in a home, and his kid is a successful entrepreneur that only visits him out of pity.

  2026-05-01 14:41

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  Life is impossible

  Have you tried not scrolling social media for 3 hours every evening? It really frees up the schedule.

  2026-04-23 10:49

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  Germany is back, oh man...

  You say that as though the nazis weren't socialist already

  2026-04-23 10:38

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  Hero build failed

  The dark complexion means he's just glad she's not a hood rat

  2026-04-21 18:22

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  Quantum strait moment

  Schrödinger*

  2026-04-20 10:48

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  Hero build failed

  "So first you need to be in a crop top and have your panties visible above your waistline. Then it's important that you sit right on my pelvis, and cross my arms so my hands are right in the middle of your chest. Are you writing this down? It's important."

  2026-04-20 10:45

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  Lol

  Canadian Breaking Bad: Let's get you signed up for MAID. British Breaking Bad: Let's get you set up with a specialist, there's a slot here for Thursday 6 years from now. EU Breaking Bad: A migrant stabbed him before he could die of cancer

  2026-04-20 10:39

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  heheheheh

  This garbage post's rating is too damn high

  2026-04-17 15:45

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  Are you proud of the work you've wrought in Iraq and in L...

  There's never been a country in the history of the world that enriched uranium to 60% without continuing to make nuclear weapons. The time to stop a country from getting nukes is before they have any they can retaliate with, not after.

  2026-04-17 14:46

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  This is not new

  So let me see if I understand this; this has been a problem since at least the 70s, yet everyone is blaming the people who grew up in the 70s for selling them some false bill of goods that college=success?

  2026-04-17 12:03

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  Still same cars lol

  In form and function? Carts have been used to transport things for thousands of years. You're going to flip your shit when you find out that boats have the same form and function since they were invented.

  2026-04-14 15:16

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  But does it pass the vibe check

  And what point are you making? If you're suggesting we give vacant homes to the homeless then within 2-3 years we'd have an abundance of condemned, run-down, abandoned crack houses, and the housing costs would skyrocket for everyone else

  2026-04-03 15:43

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  Florida man strikes again

  I like the logic behind this. He was just going to keep doing this to random planes until he arrived at the correct airport

  2026-03-30 09:14

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  Wouldn't that be interesting?

  You know, if the democrat states didn't offer Driver's licenses to illegals there wouldn't be any need to change to real IDs or extra proof of citizenship. Blame the sanctuary states for devaluing regular IDs

  2026-03-29 10:14

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  Three men you would trust in elevator question

  Abrego Garcia, George Floyd, and Achmed bin terrorist. Oh wait I'm not a delusional liberal white woman, my bad; I'd say probably my dad, my pastor, and my boss.

  2026-03-24 10:55

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  Missile lands near reporter during live broadcast in Leba...

  Is that the guy who went to the place Isreal warned they would attack and then decided to wait around until Isreal attacked it?

  2026-03-20 10:43

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  Name

  Caesar had an entire rank of political office named after him. Kaiser is the German word for Caesar.

  2026-03-20 09:28

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  Because we are in a cult, Billy.

  Taking other people's money is against the Bible, btw. We're told to use our own resources, not someone else's.

  2026-03-16 16:36

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  But still, republicans will cry because the only other op...

  So there's no reason to be against voter ID laws then

  2026-03-16 16:34

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  The maga cult doesn't have any standards

  OP listens to Harry Sisson, no wonder all these posts are the most braindead takes imaginable

  2026-03-16 14:43

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  Y biden

  He's blaming Biden for the situation in Iran to begin with. You can disagree with that assessment but he's not saying that the gas prices are the direct result of Biden's control

  2026-03-16 09:49

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  Another useless tip while the game takes its time

  Pro tip: avoiding your enemies attacks will prevent your health from dropping to 0, allowing you to complete your mission much easier

  2026-03-11 10:52

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  Netherlands sick leave buff

  This works when the populace has earned it. Their culture instills a deep strong work ethic from a young age, and you can have nice things like that when the workers collectively earn it. Can't happen here when too many would just abuse it.

  2026-03-06 11:20

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  The moral dilemma of the toilet flush

  Is this the new bioshock game?

  2026-03-06 10:59

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  Us foreign policy explained with simple arrows

  Remember how we took out Bin Laden and Saddam on day 1, and then didn't need to go into 20+ years of war? Pepperidge farm doesn't remember that.

  2026-03-04 14:59

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  You know what I'm saying

  Neither can they

  2026-02-26 14:17

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  respect maker

  You mean I'm.... I'm a woman?

  2026-02-26 11:57

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  again bro

  Haven't read the article but I'd bet more than $1 they just open up the door to 3-5 "hooligans" who then take your possessions. No way some bimbo is doing this when the chances of being raped is so high.

  2026-02-24 11:34

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  not sharing

  The irony of abandoning the food to start walking

  2026-02-23 13:07

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  dongs in a ditto

  This is the one time pregnancy is possible from sitting on a toilet seat

  2026-02-21 13:45

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  We do things different here energy

  I swear some of these images were taken at the place down the street my girl wanted to try when they opened. They had bench seats but other than that I swear it could have been all taken there

  2026-02-19 14:25

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  just get skinny duh

  You can count anything if you have enough time

  2026-02-18 17:30

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  When men take words literally

  This works really well as a test to find the kind of woman you want to be with. The only reason someone would play this game is that she's genuinely a slut but wants to appear prudent. They play these games so it seems like it was your idea to have sex.

  2026-02-06 11:31

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  ghosted

  Why does it seem that they got better playgrounds, sports equipment, nicer buildings, updated bathrooms, yet for some reason the quality of education tanked? It would be unthinkable to have >90% of HS graduates being functionally illiterate.

  2026-02-06 11:27

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  Tax reality hit

  The bottom 51% of taxpayers has a net negative income tax. This may be true for the middle class but I doubt that's average across the board.

  2026-02-06 09:38

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  Crime solved with equal audacity

  Are we really censoring kidnapped now?

  2026-02-06 09:21

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  Little MAGA

  Breaking news: MAGA supporters undergoing mass suicide after some loser on the internet compared them to a chihuahua.

  2026-01-28 11:12

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  Oh how the turn tables

  Calling out your hypocrisy on epstein doesn't make the other side hypocritical, they still want the files released. The IRS doesn't deal with tarrifs. MAGA also isn't pro-red flag laws. We're still not at war with Venezuela.

  2026-01-23 11:58

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  a proper book for potus

  What's the problem here? He's learning about his political opponents

  2026-01-23 09:51

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  World War + Civil War + Peace Prize speedrun any% insanity

  "We need to go to war to fight against Trump and the MAGA starting a Civil War!" "They're starting a Civil War?" "NO, BUT ARE WE JUST GOING TO WAIT AROUND UNTIL THEY DO?!?"

  2026-01-22 11:55

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  FIRE IN THE HOLE (no homo)

  It's been a long time since I've seen a rage comic. Well done

  2026-01-12 12:55

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  Scenes from Minnesota past when grief was raw and felt

  "I'm a physician!" You're an individual with 0 credentials. You're not going to get into an area with an active security threat

  2026-01-09 09:39

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  The trolley problem but American edition

  The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

  2026-01-09 09:35

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  too good

  Except take 10% off for the big guy

  2026-01-08 14:42

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  Campaign footage found

  Thank you for not having Kameltoe speak

  2026-01-08 14:32

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  Shoutout to the 6th grader who snitched like a hero

  How is this kid in 6th grade and still can't spell basic words

  2026-01-08 12:39

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  The internet mystery we all wondered about

  Is that a huggbees video?

  2026-01-08 10:39

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  Brought to you by the tighty whitey clan

  Is this a brief brief brief?

  2026-01-08 10:27

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  Not accessibility, just anti-homeless in disguise

  Good. We should all be anti-homeless. You want them to not be homeless anymore. I just want them to go somewhere not near me (because I know it's their choice to stay that way)

  2026-01-08 10:21

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  Things that confuse a Brit in the US

  The inner part is most often tempered glass. You'd need a chisel and hammer to get through it.

  2026-01-05 15:25

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  The orange idiot is the most incompetent president in US ...

  Are we supposed to care that "some were armed"? Some were ushered in by capitol police, yet got locked away without trial for years. Some were charged with terrorism despite being unarmed. Some were federal agents planted to instigate violence.

  2026-01-05 15:03

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  Things that confuse a Brit in the US

  It's a storm door. It's supposed to keep out weather. If you're worried about burglars get a bar to lay across the inside. Or get a gun.

  2026-01-05 10:50

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  THE U.S AND ITS GOVERNMENT ARE A JOKE

  The irony in you thinking the satire was anti-american

  2026-01-05 10:45

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  how many took that offer again? Laura Rose wore this to t...

  Survivorship bias. Most whites in South Africa are very heavy on security and take high care of their own safety. It's mostly the farmers that are being targeted, which is a small minority of all the whites. Nevertheless, they are targeted.

  2025-12-23 12:11

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  noooo Cynthia got robbed. This is clear racism

  She looks exactly like a girl I had a crush on in HS, so I've got too much bias. She was really pretty in Knives Out when she looked fairly plain, not caked in makeup like this photo

  2025-12-23 12:02

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  SeaWorld cares, just not about tanks

  Fuck PETA, fuck SeaWorld. However, more than 2 cars are going in the parking lot. This is a stupid way to compare their habitats.

  2025-12-23 11:57

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  1 minute YouTube tutorial > 1 month of school

  ⅔+⅕=13/15. ⅔×⅕=2/15. Where did you get 12 from?

  2025-12-22 16:10

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  This is a real campaign ad by Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) for...

  Not going to lie, if Hillary Clinton came out and campaigned against some politician in my district it would make me more likely to vote for him

  2025-12-09 16:33

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  Nothing says I love you better

  You can't scan that, it's just a measure of volume.

  2025-12-09 14:17

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  why are men as a whole not attracted to sabrina carpenter...

  @title for starters she looks like a Real Doll. It's like her face is made of rubber, there's no life in it. 10 years ago guys would be all over her but nowadays a singer with a short skirt that bends over a lot on stage isn't really that hard to find.

  2025-12-09 14:16

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  Title

  Valedvictorian of the Zoolander school for kids who can't read good and also want to do other stuff good too

  2025-12-08 10:19

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