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  I'm confused

  I used to stock shelves during high school and it baffled me how many old folks stood in line for the store to open at 8 am.

  2024-01-29 08:11

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  what?

  And then the whole class clapped

  2024-01-29 08:04

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  Am i right orb lovers!

  The orbophobes just don't understand what us ponderers go through

  2024-01-29 03:52

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  well done buddy

  Fuck? The why?

  2024-01-24 04:56

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  What an odd thing tos say

  Exactly this! It's how ppl end up with ancient aliens bs among other unproven crap gaining bigger followings over the past few years

  2024-01-24 04:52

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  Mobile carnival

  I haven't been to any of those in a long time. It also seems they're slowly disappearing near me. The snacks were gud tho ngl

  2024-01-24 04:44

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  The 7 most harrowing words to hear as a kid

  

  2024-01-19 10:51

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  Meanwhile in the Netherlands

  I wouldn't leave my bike in any somewhat big city here without it being locked And most bikes have built-in locks

  2024-01-19 03:39

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  Generations

  I miss old angry birds ngl

  2024-01-18 13:06

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  dongs in a budget

  You don't have vegetables like carrots and peas in glass jars?

  2024-01-17 03:39

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  dongs in a budget

  Liquorice

  2024-01-17 03:39

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  Noah

  There are flood myths worldwide because floods happen all around the world. When there is a big flood it may even seem like the whole world is submerged. Let a few centuries of oral history telling go on and the stories become exaggerated to biblical scale

  2024-01-17 03:13

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  Some think a little snug..

  

  2024-01-16 03:02

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  Skedaddled

  I always thought it's Subaru

  2024-01-16 02:56

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  Do you know who you are?

  Do you know what you are? You are what you is, You is what you am, A cow don't make ham

  2024-01-16 02:50

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  I'm rrly ugly

  

  2024-01-16 02:42

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  cold driving

  Nightcall

  2024-01-15 08:44

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  WHO MADE GOD LOLOLOL

  I'm not trying to pin you down, I'm genuinely curious as to what your belief system is. Ken Ham is seen as a complete idiot by both religious and atheistic people

  2024-01-13 04:19

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  WHO MADE GOD LOLOLOL

  I've seen many instances of the flood myth being debunked, but I'm no geologist. I do have a degree in biomedical engineering tho. If the story of Noah and the Ark would've been true, all life would've died out in the generations after it due to inbreeding

  2024-01-13 04:16

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  WHO MADE GOD LOLOLOL

  Also, do you accept the theory of evolution? And do you believe in creationism or young Earth creationism?

  2024-01-12 16:40

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  WHO MADE GOD LOLOLOL

  Googling him gets me results that connect him to Graham Hancock (a pseudoscience promoting moron) and the younger drias impact hypothesis (a really dumb pseudoscientific theory), so I think that if he disagrees with me, that's a compliment lol

  2024-01-12 16:30

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  Sleeping tips

  Sleeping on your stomach or back is the healthiest. That said, sides are the most comfy to sleep on, so I still go with that lol

  2024-01-12 09:44

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  WHO MADE GOD LOLOLOL

  So then stories get orally passed on and exaggerated each retelling, and a few generations down the line, when someone writes that down, it will be told as if the whole world was flooded in ancient times.

  2024-01-12 09:31

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  WHO MADE GOD LOLOLOL

  If you've ever seen a flood, it can easily seem as if the whole world was flooded, especially back in ancient times when the worldview was generally limited.

  2024-01-12 09:29

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  Government

  There used to be political and religious posts back in the day too, but they mostly got ridiculed. I just want memes on my damn meme app

  2024-01-11 16:27

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  why we still picking on science man

  What a coincidence that pretty much the only guy being memed/talked about from the list is a guy who's dead and thus wouldn't be able to face any backlash from it

  2024-01-11 16:21

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  In France, cars are not a status symbol

  It's true lol, been to France a few times and many cars are dented and/or scratched in several places

  2024-01-11 15:55

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  It's time to save the holy land

  Hellsing ultimate

  2024-01-09 09:38

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  Only 8 days in

  

  2024-01-09 09:36

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  WHO MADE GOD LOLOLOL

  But they are myth lol, so much in it happens that has either little to no historical evidence or are grossly exaggerated. There's no evidence for a worldwide flood happening that forced only two of each animal species on the ark, for example.

  2024-01-09 02:56

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  Lol

  "Steeul, coz steeul is 'eaviah then feathers"

  2024-01-08 08:53

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  WHO MADE GOD LOLOLOL

  They do, but through a different framework. Religious people generally regard their scripture as truth and, as such, try to fit theories/findings inside that framework. Atheists/agnostics generally view scripture as myth and thus have a different framework

  2024-01-08 03:05

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  WHO MADE GOD LOLOLOL

  The term atheism popped up around that time yeah, but doubts whether god(s) exist(s) date back to ancient times, as Greeks already had such thoughts a couple centuries B.C.E.

  2024-01-08 02:58

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  Joes crab shack

  I recently saw a YouTube documentary on this one but can't remember the name It was a werewolf movie from the mid 00's that bombed at the box office. It was supposed to launch a "monster-verse" with modern adaptations of classic monster films

  2024-01-07 18:33

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  WHO MADE GOD LOLOLOL

  That said, I'm open to having my mind changed on the topic if I get proof of a higher being existing out there, but I haven't seen such a thing thus far. I do like learning about all kinds of STEM related stuff, cuz it's really fascinating

  2024-01-07 18:10

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  WHO MADE GOD LOLOLOL

  The premise of science is to gain a better understanding of the universe, whether there is a god or not. Most people in STEM fields I've interacted with were atheist or agnostic when the question of religion came up

  2024-01-07 18:07

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  Pele Pollo

  Haters will say it was fake

  2024-01-07 17:53

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  It will be a fun year

  What is this from tho

  2024-01-05 04:58

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  poop well bro

  Criss-cross applse sauce

  2024-01-04 15:40

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  Lil' Donald's gonna catch all the fish that're invasive s...

  So wholesome to see a kid with such a mutated hand still be able to fish

  2024-01-04 15:34

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  When you visit your grandma

  Poor kitty

  2024-01-04 15:27

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  Title

  I thought it was because she plagiarised her dissertation, but I'm not sure. It's easy to "BlaMe OpPosiTE siDe" in order to get away with shit like that

  2024-01-04 02:51

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  No consequences?

  Don't even bother trying to talk some sense to people here. They've made up their minds already, and doing actual research is harder than just repeating garbage that antivax e-celebs tell them

  2024-01-03 02:48

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  No consequences?

  If anything, the whole covid situation has shown me that "truth seekers" and the like don't care about the truth. They just want to hear what fits their worldview from their favourite e-celebs because actual research doesn't confirm their worldview

  2024-01-03 02:44

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  Wholesome spiderman

  I occasionally do sth similar. To see kids who are having a rough time crack a smile is legit one of the best feelings one can experience. If you're serious about it, you should try looking into groups/charities that do such work

  2024-01-02 10:14

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  When ships were made of wood , men were made of steel .

  I've been on a replica East Indies Company ship of the 1600's (the Batavia). They are incredibly huge and that wasn't even the largest of it's kind

  2024-01-02 08:53

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  Win stupid prizes

  "wawchu gon' do stoopid cage animul" *rips off the dude's finger with some extra tendon*

  2024-01-02 08:44

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  New Years Day in Japan

  There was a huge earthquake and today a plane caught fire on the runway cuz a different plane crashed into it

  2024-01-02 08:42

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  Playstation is mid

  For consoles, PS > Xbox. Pc is more versatile and useful in general, but consoles are still pretty neat for just being plug-and-play

  2023-12-30 16:31

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  Saved

  

  2023-12-29 18:56

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  something about chickens and roosting

  Instructions unclear, potato stuck in pc

  2023-12-29 18:55

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  Meme

  Porcini mushrooms and shiitake

  2023-12-29 18:43

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  They have a point

  There's an Italian place near me that makes some of the best pizzas I've had

  2023-12-29 18:40

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  ChatGPT meme

  AI isn't even an intelligence. It's just deep learning algorithms

  2023-12-26 14:12

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  Are you still waiting ?

  I haven't really paid much attention to it

  2023-12-26 14:08

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  Pure pain

  And now it's no longer available cuz Rovio only wants ppl to play the micro-transaction filled, shitty Angry Birds 2

  2023-12-26 10:13

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  Wonder how people spent 6+ weeks on a 200ft wooden ship, ...

  This shit is already scary enough on modern ships. I can't imagine this on a wooden, wind-powered ship

  2023-12-26 10:01

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  For those who don’t understand how important these test...

  8-hour entry exam?

  2023-12-25 09:44

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  Beautiful

  Jalaska

  2023-12-22 09:55

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  true fr

  

  2023-12-22 09:47

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  Preacher needs a nice house with a garage of luxary cars

  But how can we verify that tho

  2023-12-22 09:29

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  Happy birthdady Ayamesan

  It's just as much of a scam as the "Lord/Lady title packages" for "buying" one square ft of land in Scotland

  2023-12-22 09:26

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  Christmas memes 2023

  "It's 2023 Current Era"

  2023-12-19 13:09

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  True

  Yeah true, but I mean more like, even people who aren't famous but are rich boast all the time. I've got a few ppl I know who are rich, n post stuff like that "everyone should try a month long luxury cruise every once in a while"

  2023-12-19 07:36

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  True

  Exactly! Rich people that aren't necessarily famous boast all the time

  2023-12-19 04:51

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  mitzvah

  To add to that, (in simple terms) your body transforms sugars into fats, and fats into sugars. To operate, your body needs sugars. Fat is a way of storing those sugars till they're needed.

  2023-12-18 15:28

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  mitzvah

  Nah, that wouldn't work. Cancer cells draw resources from your entire body. You'd be starving yourself sooner than you'd starve cancer.

  2023-12-18 15:25

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  Head home alone

  "Could this forehead have been an ancient landing strip for extraterrestrials, proving once and for all that our ancestors had contact with beings from outer space? Ancient Astronaut Theorists say yes"

  2023-12-18 05:56

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  mitzvah

  I've studied in the field of immunology and a part of that was cancer treatment. It is very difficult to create specific treatments that don't affect any other areas of the body...

  2023-12-17 15:27

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  Niger not N

  I thought it was Nai-jeer

  2023-12-13 09:52

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  Remember, Libtards get paid to think these things up

  Okay, I initially thought it was about plant genders to increase output or sth, but I read the introduction and it apparently really is about changing agriculture to cater to different genders

  2023-12-11 10:30

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  When you're a slut for slot cars

  This looks hella fun, but wouldn't that sand n stuff damage the tracks n cars?

  2023-12-11 10:18

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  Elvens

  Altmer: "creation was a mistake and we wanna reverse that shit" Dunmer: "N'wah" Bosmer: *eats their family member* Dwemer: *disappears for no reason and without explanation* Falmer: *screeching noises*

  2023-12-11 08:35

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  Elvens

  And then there are the Ayleids who pretty much enslaved all of mankind (Nedes), until Pelinal came around. And the High Elves, who believe the creation of Nirn is a mistake and want to undo that, which would destroy all mortal life

  2023-12-11 08:30

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  Elvens

  And then the dwarves (also elves) made the snow elves blind and turned them into their servants

  2023-12-11 08:26

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  I'm Sorry for Chelsea fans , Don't dislike if you don't w...

  @title I dislike because I don't like football

  2023-12-08 13:53

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  How to get your girlfriend attention

  Dutch people can admittedly be pretty obnoxious lol I'm from a region where we're more culturally aligned with Belgium and Germany than the rest of the NL, but Dutch is just meme man speak, so it's always fun to point that stuff out

  2023-12-07 18:00

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  Elder SCROOLS 6

  There's almost as much time between skyrim and the TeS 6 teaser, and the teaser and today

  2023-12-07 10:21

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  How to get your girlfriend attention

  Sneek is a place in the Netherlands, proving once again we are meme man speak irl

  2023-12-07 10:01

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  DAMNN

  I just haven't seen any convincing evidence that any religion would be real instead of mythology over any other religion... I don't mean that as an insult or whatever, but that's just my personal view

  2023-12-07 09:56

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  DAMNN

  I just can't set myself to believe it

  2023-12-06 04:54

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  DAMNN

  I just find it hard to believe that in this entire universe, the entire fate of the afterlife is dependent on just one dude. And all of that stuff took place in a small part of the world, which itself is only a small part of the (known) universe

  2023-12-05 05:59

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  Taylor Swift Chiefs Game- Made Me Do Meme

  I genuinely don't understand how she's become such a worshipped artist Like, she makes the most generic sort of music, and it feels so lifeless and corporate

  2023-12-05 03:09

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  THE FUCK ROCKSTAR

  But tbh, if it's visuals are anything like the trailer I'm hyped

  2023-12-05 03:03

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  Can you blame him? I would do the exact same thing.

  Piss on them and run away as fast as you can Will people really believe him if he insists someone else pissed his pants?

  2023-12-04 12:45

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  Based Grandma

  Yes, but there would always be some wear, especially with the amount that have been found there's bound to be some that suffered more wear than others. To add to that, there isn't any evidence of knitting being invented yet by that time

  2023-12-04 11:40

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  Based Grandma

  It's a neat hypothesis, but all that were found didn't show signs of wear that would be present if it was such a tool, and some found in coin hoards, so there's a probability they were regarded as items of high value or something related to coins

  2023-12-04 10:56

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  Science meme

  This comment section is sure going to be a fun and polite conversation, and exchange of ideas

  2023-12-04 10:47

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  Powerful flashlight

  I could only go at night when it was even darker because I had a job as a garden gnome during the day.

  2023-12-04 10:31

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  Peter Lammer is chef in a restaurant in Germany. He was i...

  Wholesome

  2023-12-04 10:18

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  I would get sacked

  "Holy shit, you're Dave?! You're the madman that had explosive diarrhoea during the board meeting?!"

  2023-12-02 07:11

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  what?

  I have a few American friends and one found out she is a few percent Scottish, and as such pretty much started larping as a Scott in the US with wearing kilts n all. It's kinda cringe tbh

  2023-12-02 06:27

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  what?

  I have no idea, but it seems more of an American thing. Maybe to "reconnect" with the culture of the people they descended from or something?

  2023-12-02 06:25

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  Holy trinity

  Man, the end of times have been "close" for like 2000 years now. This doomsday way of thinking is one of the reasons I stopped believing in religion

  2023-11-30 09:36

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  Internet users hate

  That's what the lolcow clip channels are for

  2023-11-30 08:46

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  Beer

  Looks like The Whale, but I haven't seen it aside from trailers n such

  2023-11-30 08:44

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  Bone Apple Teeth

  I'd love it with a nice brioche

  2023-11-30 03:39

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  yeah

  Claiming every atheist is a woke pos, is like saying every Christian is a creationist. Just a loud minority are, that make the rest look bad

  2023-11-29 14:23

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  Just the facts

  These religious zealots are literally devolving into reddit atheist types, but for their own beliefs It's both funny and sad to see tbh

  2023-11-29 05:20

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  Had a tough time fitting into the chair

  As a non-American, what is it and why is it in a Walmart?

  2023-11-28 13:44

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