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  Villain origin gym arc

  I used to be 450 pounds. Now I'm about 260.

  2026-03-03 00:45

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  Biblical protocol for dealing with absolute villains

  Deez nuts do doe

  2026-02-18 11:07

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  cow debate

  Moooooooo means eat me bitch fuggit in cow

  2026-02-18 11:05

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  Title

  It's been a hot minute since I heard those names. Or since I opened this app I guess. This used to be a pretty lit place

  2025-09-14 00:51

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  The spinning rat cult keeps sending us footage

  Was this makeover really neccessary for such a dead app?

  2025-08-01 18:54

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  HR speedrunning rejection and hiring in the same breath

  I have a gap in my resume from when I had Carple tunnel surgery done in both my wrists, and my nerves went all wonky after. I'm a professional cook and couldn't work for over a year. I explain this to people but cant seem to merge back into the job lane

  2025-08-01 07:44

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  tortoise time lapse

  And they even let the dapper dressed black dude be in the picture

  2025-07-22 18:17

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  A pup learn to eat

  I'm glad I got to sea it too

  2025-07-19 06:07

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  Goddamn cheese n'eggers are delicious!

  I fucking love the dub

  2025-07-19 03:31

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  tardPost

  How bout a brand new caaaaaaaaar

  2025-07-18 01:38

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  Student debt is just poverty with paperwork

  So just be rich goof

  2025-07-16 14:15

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  1700s hammerhead drop was wild

  They had retards in the 1700s tho right?

  2025-07-16 14:14

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  The scalper economy hits the coffee line

  It would only work during peak busy hours like in the morning, after lunch it starts to wind down and there wouldn't be any need

  2025-07-16 14:04

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  cheugy wars

  POCKET SAND! HYAH

  2025-07-16 14:02

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  1700s hammerhead drop was wild

  They had kindergarten in the 1700s too... didn't they?

  2025-07-16 13:59

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  EP

  Ah, so he wont have to redecorate the ick out of it

  2025-07-15 22:59

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  Make a wish

  That coulda caused there to be a pretty big chink in the plane's armour

  2025-07-15 22:28

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  Day count since last unnecessary smack: still zero

  I found a kitty cat in my backyard over the weekend. We're bffs now.

  2025-07-15 22:27

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  maslow’s final form: duck farm

  I found a nice acreage for a really reasonable price I think I'm prolly gonna buy. I'm ready for a little solitude

  2025-07-15 22:25

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  Horshit

  Yeah, horses got speed but donkeys have versatility, stamina, and durability

  2025-07-15 21:44

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  His greatest fear

  You can tell this guy does NOT have the power amirite?

  2025-07-15 21:43

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  Origin story

  It's nice to have a stupid but wholesome word play meme to crack a smile at every now and then in between all the bullshit.

  2025-07-15 21:39

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  Pam Bondi removes top ethics official from Justice Depart...

  Well how else are you gonna do unethical shit without some fucking nerd shaking his head and tsktsktsking

  2025-07-15 21:36

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  Gottem

  Fuck that made me jump my volume was at max

  2025-07-14 02:11

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  We all have ???'s Ghizzy

  Maxwell sounds less jewey so go with the more semetic name

  2025-07-14 02:11

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  No.

  Truth is the game was rigged from the start. The politicians who care about the citizens more than themselves or their allies dont make it to the top. Both sides preach division, and they're getting it.

  2025-07-14 01:52

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  Former pet of Kernel Amphibian

  It's for the memes bro

  2025-07-13 20:33

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  Ha

  Yeah, I dunno man.Trump has such a massive ego I feel like if somebody was holding something over his head it would make him furious that someone has the upper hand on him. Know what I mean? He cant stand taking L's and this is a huge one

  2025-07-13 20:31

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  The duality of man - weather edition

  Yeah people dont grasp the fact we get the extremes on both sides of the thermometer

  2025-07-13 03:32

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  that's a nice valley if do say so myself....wait, what do...

  This ain't a thirst trap, it's a fly trap, cuz that shit was fly af

  2025-07-13 03:31

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  get rekt, melinda

  As someone who was 420() pounds previously, and now 311, I refuse to respect people who try to make their obesity the rest of the world's proble instead of looking within themselves to change what's keeping them from leading a healthier life.

  2025-07-13 03:29

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  X)

  I hope everyone who sees this guy gives him a beer and a high five

  2025-07-13 03:22

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  Epstein Client list. This is for you gorgeous cuties out ...

  Well yeah I try to get them to turn to jesus instead of the erect penis. Trying to save souls.

  2025-07-13 02:21

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  Now that's entertainment

  Shes so above them they're gonna be shiving the soles of her shoes

  2025-07-13 00:41

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  Tat

  I mean yeah I would have at least given him a courtesy giggle for the attempt it was clever

  2025-07-13 00:04

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  Epstein Client list. This is for you gorgeous cuties out ...

  Woosh right over your head. Women are gay. You are attracted to them. That makes you gay. Now we gotta pray it out faggit

  2025-07-12 23:55

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  Independence Day Dude, my new hero

  I remember hearing a song a couple times that's just this guy and lady listing dumb ways to die, is that this?

  2025-07-12 23:53

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  Independence Day Dude, my new hero

  I think you meant impressing drivers*

  2025-07-12 23:52

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  Epstein Client list. This is for you gorgeous cuties out ...

  bro seriously wtf you need conversion camp

  2025-07-12 23:52

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  Truely israel first

  Did you all forget he's a serial killer? Of course he's not a good person

  2025-07-12 22:30

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  Jeez, can't I just get a beer and a nap before we get int...

  Cat: "why dont you slide on your wet back up outta my fucking house."

  2025-07-12 22:28

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  A t least make up something

  Well they are United behind the scenes, you're just easier to control when you view other citizens as the enemy instead of them.

  2025-07-12 22:26

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  What did Rosie O'Donnell do anyway?

  Yeah he was giving a response to the question in your title you goofball

  2025-07-12 16:18

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  The more you know.

  Sounds a lot like the history of us Indigenous/Native Americans, the Irish are the Redskins of Europe

  2025-07-12 16:17

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  american women are weird

  Yes I DO love beer and sausage, thanks for asking! I'll bring pasta salad and ice cream cake

  2025-07-12 14:15

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  Ha

  Clinton killed Epstein and now it turns out Trump is helping her hide the body

  2025-07-12 14:03

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  Killing human beings is homicide

  Yeah that was a little hard to watch haha

  2025-07-12 11:37

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  Cheese

  Imagine if there was a machine in the sky that makes it rain cheeseburger

  2025-07-12 04:16

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  Killing human beings is homicide

  That's how you make the right pro choice and the left pro life

  2025-07-12 03:59

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  Friends

  Deep bro

  2025-07-12 03:33

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  Killing human beings is homicide

  Abortions lead to less minorities

  2025-07-11 23:42

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  Gov: We got this. Also gov: sweating over Epstein files

  Can somebody please work on a Mario Bros mod? I wanna fly like the majestic racoon.

  2025-07-11 21:52

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  Y'all are gonna hate this, despite knowing it's true

  Judging by your pfp you just mad she rejected your advances cuz shes too intelligent to be groomed

  2025-07-11 21:49

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  Asdfj

  I personally enjoy her song "Willow"

  2025-07-11 21:47

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  Lmao

  Psyyyych

  2025-07-11 20:29

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  Its always been yo ho tbh

  Thepiratebay0.org if you're looking to download movies, tv, games, music, porn, or E Books. Just install utorrent to download the files

  2025-07-11 06:43

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  Pepperidge Farm

  I do. And making rad mixtapes

  2025-07-11 06:37

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  Volkswagen said: what if we made lattes more dangerous?

  Need to drink the coffee so your heart rate matches the RPMs

  2025-07-11 06:36

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  Smell Ya Later, James. RIP

  Damn, judging by your pfp she must have been pretty young too. That's sad

  2025-07-11 05:48

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  oh a politician lied to you? Who could have seen this coming

  Well clearly they're broken

  2025-07-11 04:28

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  topkek

  Yes, but then they get mad when you spend the money they put in your account

  2025-07-11 04:06

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  donnie you rapscallion. You've become one of them. You're...

  Donnie is being a rapscallion

  2025-07-11 00:29

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  Beijing bro chain-smoking at the baccarat table is cinema

  Damn this cartoon chicken really make me want to start smoking now. Is that normal? Did they want this to happen?

  2025-07-10 20:12

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  Dating in 2025 is just quirky lore dumps

  Theres about to be someone inside her. Me.

  2025-07-10 16:26

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  summer starts when someone breaks out the fruit slap

  Sounds like a bowl of creamsicle, I'm in

  2025-07-10 14:01

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  explain yourselves lads

  *filters

  2025-07-10 13:50

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  I still remember my first gf, but it's not like i would l...

  The great white buffalo...

  2025-07-10 13:29

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  All the same

  Is a teeter totter more stable on the left, right, or center?

  2025-07-09 15:51

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  All the same

  with the gaping gash thats currently separating both sides everyone is too set in their party thinking and drinking their side's respective Kool-Aid. We need consensus, unity, and respect for each other and use these as weapons against political tyrany.

  2025-07-09 15:50

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  Make it make sense.

  

  2025-07-09 14:40

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  -

  I was never the one on the talky thing at the drive through, always on grill, but I could slowly see the spirit being sucked out of some of my coworkers who were forced to stand in that framed portrait of despair that gives you food

  2025-07-09 06:39

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  Maga Maga Ding Dong

  No you-o and do it duo.

  2025-07-09 06:28

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  Lol

  Juice World

  2025-07-09 06:26

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  ISRAEL FIRST!!!

  Yup, no matter what side of the fence you're on, you're getting feces in your mouth

  2025-07-08 23:28

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  Just a son on a mission

  Yeah we need more good non-douchebag parents who teach kids to laugh at their mistakes and grow instead of using them as an excuse to play victim.

  2025-07-08 20:51

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  This is the answer to both questions.

  Also what Chinese men do on their dating profiles

  2025-07-08 20:47

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  12 y/o me watching Windows Media Player vibes

  Ripping your tunes for the GTA radio and wwe entrance music

  2025-07-08 05:02

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  Why are we paying to park at school AND the hospital?

  You could still use a ticket system that gives you a ticket when you pull in and you have to scan it inside to show you went to hospital. Then the staff will know if they just come in and scan and leave right away, then tow their car

  2025-06-29 00:59

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  haha

  We out here tryin tho

  2025-06-29 00:55

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  Parry this!

  That's a whole lotta boom boom

  2025-06-29 00:53

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  Ralph Fiennes robbed of an Oscar again

  In Bruges is one of my favourite movies

  2025-06-29 00:49

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  No purpose no problem just vibe till you die

  Ah, that explains a lot about my childhood that went unanswered....

  2025-06-29 00:47

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  american women are disgustingly obese. Capitalism produce...

  I just hate that she started this whole fat is healthy and beautiful thing. Like yeah I got pretty big but I didn't act like it was ok for me to be fat, after I got through my mental issues I got to work on shedding pounds, cuz fat ain't healthy or beauti

  2025-06-29 00:40

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  Just be quiet

  I'm no fag but I know when someone's trying to feed me a bag of dicks

  2025-06-29 00:36

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  Hotdog goblin mode

  Well yeah that 161st hotdog is the one that finally gets you full and satisfied.

  2025-06-28 23:06

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  Terry says hello? I guess?

  Thanks

  2025-06-28 23:04

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  He wants a girlfriend but won’t even touch grass

  Ohh haha my bad, that makes sense. My brain always takes things far too literally. And yeah outdoors is good

  2025-06-28 23:03

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  Smells used to me

  I requested in my will to be buried with the bed though

  2025-06-28 22:55

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  Lol

  Weird porn

  2025-06-28 22:41

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  meme

  Adios

  2025-06-28 22:38

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  adios

  Hey man it'll all work out in the end

  2025-06-28 22:38

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  Hide your wives

  And vomit and cry all at once

  2025-06-28 14:45

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  Little bro saw her and became a fitness chef king

  I have skills! Look at my skills and we shall mate!

  2025-06-26 23:43

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  Looking for a job with no skills, no drive, no hope

  Prostitute, you just have to bend over and dont even have to make eye contact and your customer will do all the work

  2025-06-26 23:39

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  Did everything right, still hate life

  Puts effort in for one day and thinks all his problems are magically solved. Honestly eating a bullet might be the best option

  2025-06-26 23:05

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  He wants a girlfriend but won’t even touch grass

  Also why is touching grass one of their crucial steps to attracting a mate? Like I dont remember the last time I've ever went out of my way to bend down and touch grass. Good way to look like a retard I think.

  2025-06-26 21:54

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  Driving to rescue my wife but the playlist hits too hard

  Well yeah I'll prolly take the scenic route too it's a nice day

  2025-06-26 21:49

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  cool kids staring when you just breathe wrong

  So hard I'll be in a Fred Hearse

  2025-06-25 10:12

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  Me vs this heatwave: it's personal now

  Congratulations on being more gay than the aids that killed Freddy Mercury

  2025-06-25 10:10

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  hahahahaha

  I'm more of a He-Man myself. Ha-Men are a strange breed. Hehehehehe

  2025-06-25 00:35

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