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  NAH, BRO!

  "Now let's all agree to never be creative again"

  2025-09-03 00:32

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  Color came back and we all healed a bit

  Something about darker colours making it easier to hide CG imperfections.

  2025-08-18 22:22

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  Title

  He did, though. He became a white horse.

  2025-08-12 02:46

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  pixar's downward spiral

  Remember that image of Steven Universe, Gumball, and Dipper from Gravity Falls being drawn from that same head shape? Seems like Pixar has been copying that trend.

  2025-07-22 11:04

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  stop making sequels. Stop desecrating the graves of respe...

  "3 years later or something" Toy Story 3 came out in 2010, and Toy Story 4 came out in 2019. But I don't blame him though. It did NOT feel like a 9 year gap between 3 and 4

  2025-07-21 11:20

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  boss praise panic

  No joke, in my last job my boss once dropped a casual "Hey, you're doing a good job, keep it up". And the whole time I couldn't stop wondering if he actually meant it or if it was some insincere sarcastic critique of my work.

  2025-07-18 07:18

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  hippos are just buff beans

  Hippos are deadlier than they look, and are aggressive as hell. They have the highest number of fatal human attacks, beating animals like lions and crocodiles.

  2025-07-17 15:26

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  greenland shark not made of pee bro

  Pee is stored in the shark

  2025-07-17 12:19

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  McDonald's

  McDonalds came under fire in the 90's and 2000's for marketing and selling unhealthy food to children, and were sort of forced to make this change.

  2025-07-11 23:40

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  Disney sequels be dropping like fan edits

  Iirc most if not all of the 90's Disney sequels were animated by a different less experienced studio, hence the inferior animation quality.

  2025-07-08 11:36

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  Pain for my ears

  Usually. But there are exceptions. If an anime is set in America, Britain or some other English speaking region, it'd be weird hearing a bunch of Englishmen speaking Japanese. So I like to watch it dubbed.

  2025-07-06 21:08

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  Tax season be like: what even is a W2

  What IS a W2, though?

  2025-06-16 22:06

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  Sun

  I did a quick wikipedia search, and his full name was apparently Gerardus Mercator. Guess I got that wrong.

  2025-06-07 07:30

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  Sun

  Gerard Mercator is rolling in his grave right now.

  2025-06-07 07:05

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  One pack too little, two packs too much: noodle math

  They sell "large" instant noodles here. Larger than 1 pack but less noodles than 2 packs.

  2025-06-04 20:54

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  Glitter bats?? I love regional brainrot

  Ngl I had no idea there were people that actually called them lightning bugs. I just thought Owl City came up with the term so that he could rhyme something with "a thousand hugs".

  2025-06-04 11:17

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  stop the piracy, right? How about no

  

  2025-05-25 20:09

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  Found it on discord

  Team Fortress

  2025-05-18 12:30

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  i'm sorry for your loss ma'am

  The Witch...

  2025-05-07 14:19

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  Guys... I think I like dark chocolate now... is this adul...

  I like dark chocolate. I didn't know it was common to hate on it.

  2025-05-05 12:30

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  Farms in other games vs Minecraft farms

  I've realised that I have never made a single automated farm in Minecraft. All my farms have exclusively been a pen with some cows/chickens in it.

  2025-04-28 13:47

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  The Reaper

  Might not be a bad idea to make him visit Taylor Swift.

  2025-04-26 14:36

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  Support mains: patient angels or chaos enablers?

  Being pocketed by the TF2 medic can HELP you barge in and shoot everyone.

  2025-04-21 21:51

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  Better, but still unbearable

  That actually goes kinda hard, ngl

  2025-04-14 11:52

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  Numbered babies until they choose their gender? Baby: Cal...

  Giving newborns numbers instead of names. Sounds like something from a YA dystopian novel.

  2025-04-11 10:10

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  Weird rules you made as a kid and still follow like gospel

  I just realised that whenever I climb up or down a set of stairs I always start with my left foot. Going up or down a set of stairs right foot first feels weird to me now.

  2025-04-09 01:29

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  Showing Santa Claus photos to claustrophobic people is pe...

  Stop it Patrick you're scaring him!

  2025-04-07 23:49

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  Toontown tried to warn us and we laughed

  Not really. They were forced to pivot because in the 90s-2000s people were giving them shit for marketing and selling unhealthy food to children. So now the place can't really appeal to children as much as it used to.

  2025-03-28 18:40

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  Brace yourself, the Ghibli memes are multiplying

  I imagine Miyazaki would NOT be happy with this trend.

  2025-03-28 18:34

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  Same actor, two roles, infinite range

  Sundowner from Metal Gear Rising and Winston from Overwatch are played by the same person.

  2025-03-28 13:26

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  Pleased to meet you

  "Once you name it, you start getting attached to it" - Mike Wazowski, Monsters Inc.

  2025-01-30 11:49

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  MAKE RDR3 CANNON!

  ....When was RDR3 announced?

  2025-01-26 10:41

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  Romans vs modern astronomers naming planets

  To be fair, when there's billions of planets in the known universe, you're gonna start to run out of gods to name them after eventually.

  2025-01-23 08:44

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  iraq

  "It's not just a boulder, it's Iraq" It's a pun.

  2025-01-22 00:50

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  Good to know

  It implies that there's a small minority of raccoons that CAN pilot a helicopter, and now I'd like to know more.

  2025-01-18 08:07

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  more gay dictionary nonsense

  Wait, Mr is pronounced mister, Ms is pronounced miss, how the FUCK are you supposed to pronounce Mx? "Mixer"? "Mixter"? Who the hell thought this was a good idea?

  2025-01-17 21:56

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  Vegan options

  If those numbers are supposed to be the prices in dollars, then this place looks awfully pricey. 10 dollars for a salad, 12 dollars for fries, 15 dollars for ice cream?

  2025-01-16 10:08

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  Random charts go

  That's the key difference between most sPoRtZbAwL "memes" and most dnd memes. For a dnd meme to be as shit as the average sportzbawl "meme", it'd have to talk about what this specific DM did during last Tuesday's session, and everyone is expected to know.

  2025-01-13 18:49

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  yes

  It's not as good as season 1, but tbh I wasn't expecting it to be. It's at its worst when it's rehashing the same story beats from season 1 (episode 3 is really bad for this) but it's alright overall. The season has its moments, like this scene.

  2025-01-11 22:55

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  yes

  The moment I saw that scene I knew it had meme potential. I'm glad someone finally memed it.

  2025-01-11 22:25

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  Too late

  East Asian cultures like to treat the number 4 like how the west treats the number 13. I've been to a lot of buildings that skip the 4th floor, and some neighbourhoods will skip the 4th house number.

  2025-01-09 01:09

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  yeah

  "With fruity filling"

  2025-01-08 05:54

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  pick one

  The sad part is that this is probably one of the better seat redesigns I've seen. It could be so much worse. Those "standing" seats where you have to straddle a weird bicycle seat thing for the entire flight is far worse imo.

  2025-01-05 13:15

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  You won a prize

  At least dnd memes generally play on the base experiences of dnd so that even someone with minimal dnd experience can still enjoy the meme. Meanwhile sportsball memes just namedrop a random athlete/coach/team and expect everyone to know who that is.

  2025-01-05 01:27

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  Food for thought

  More people need to use this very basic check. If you swap the genders in the scenario and suddenly it's fucked up/sexist, chances are the original scenario was fucked up or sexist to begin with.

  2025-01-03 11:49

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  Piano go tinkly dink

  I tried my best to read "Debussy" with a straight face. The internet has ruined me.

  2024-12-24 02:41

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  Shazam meme

  It helped me find the names of all sorts of songs. I love the app. Though most phones nowadays have some built in app/function that lets you do the same thing (androids have one iirc), I still like having shazam on my phone.

  2024-12-24 02:36

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  HC

  My favourite was the massive back and forth exchange between Warner Bros and Paramount over whether Henry Cavill can shave his moustache.

  2024-12-22 02:14

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  Progress

  Unpopular opinion: I actually have faith in this design. It's the only economy cabin redesign I've seen that actually TRIES to give the passengers more leg room, and I'm genuinely curious to see it's kinks ironed out.

  2024-12-10 14:16

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  Forget!

  Why is the word "assassin" being censored only one time when the word appears twice

  2024-12-10 04:15

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  Traumatized for life

  "I'm gonna pay you £2 to fuck off" - Mars, probably

  2024-12-04 18:43

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  Please enter a title for your meme.

  They probably do exist, but are gonna be something like hundreds of light years away and we're just not gonna be able to make any meaningful contact with them.

  2024-11-29 23:56

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  Brand logos before and after

  Wtf is that new nokia logo

  2024-11-25 23:10

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  the same cycle again and again

  I don't know of a SINGLE person, Gen Z or otherwise, who thinks life was somehow worse without AI.

  2024-11-25 23:08

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  Observed holidays

  If the holiday doesn't give you a day off from school or work, it's not a holiday worth remembering.

  2024-11-20 11:34

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  Literally TheBoysDroid. It's fucking annoying now.

  As much as I like The Boys, those memes can get really annoying, and many of them aren't even good.

  2024-11-20 09:00

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  Trouble learning new tech

  I've grown to really dislike self checkout and self ordering kiosks. I can use them just fine, but most of the time I'd prefer having an employee do that for me.

  2024-11-19 23:52

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  Cotsco butter

  My favourite is the billboard for a hotdog which had a disclaimer that the hotdog's image is "not actual size"

  2024-11-14 07:01

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  Major plot hole

  Butcher has insane plot armour.

  2024-11-13 00:48

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  Plane pilot took shortcuts

  There's flight paths that pilots need to adhere to, so a "shortcut" implies that the pilot used a quicker flight path or chose to stray out of the flight path. I'm not too knowledgeable on aviation stuff, so someone please correct me if I'm wrong.

  2024-11-12 07:57

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  Are you this old as a minecraft player?

  Is that not the recipe for enchanted golden apples anymore?

  2024-11-07 13:14

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  God Bless the USA and nowhere else.

  The first prime minister of Singapore, Lee Kuan Yew, credited air conditioning as one of the main reasons for Singapore's success. When an invention is so great that the head of a nation is singing its praises, you've got something good.

  2024-11-03 20:45

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  Lawdawgs

  I'm not familiar with California law, but I'm guessing the oddly specific $951 pricing barely qualifies it as grand theft, or something?

  2024-10-31 06:05

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  Shrek first one minute test footage

  That design actually looks much closer to the children's book that Shrek was originally based on. But it's completely understandable why it had to be changed, and the final design is definitely a major improvement.

  2024-10-29 12:24

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  Rainbow 6

  Man, I miss playing siege. I can't stand what Ubisoft turned the game into now.

  2024-10-27 19:38

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  Girlfriend gaming meme

  Take my hand, we'll make it I swear...

  2024-10-24 20:30

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  Title

  Do no suit you

  2024-10-17 18:31

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  city wall

  ni hao

  2024-10-07 21:23

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  What it is this kitchen

  This is what it looks like when you turn on colourblind mode in a videogame.

  2024-10-07 09:11

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  Stop blaming gamers Ubisoft

  "Delivering solid quality is no longer enough" The problem is not that solid quality is no longer enough, the problem is that you are failing to deliver solid quality.

  2024-10-03 05:10

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  Spears are the ultimate weapon

  I'll always be fascinated by how pointy rock on stick has managed to be man's most reliable weapon for the vast majority of human history.

  2024-10-02 11:42

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  Difference between sci-fi and fantasy

  So The Boys is a sci-fi series?

  2024-09-27 10:14

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  Lunchly specs meme

  I tried prime a couple of months ago out of curiosity. Probably the worst drink I ever had. It's apparently low in sugar, but whatever artificial sweetener they used instead, they added so much of it that the drink was ridiculously sweet. I hated it.

  2024-09-26 13:12

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  Bears Justin Fields and Mike Tomlin meme

  Sportsball = instant downvote

  2024-09-23 18:33

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  Fiyaaaa

  Butterfield?

  2024-09-16 22:16

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  20yo old Youtube videos

  For some reason I thought me at the zoo was uploaded in 2006. It was actually 2005. Man we really will be seeing 20 year old Youtube videos next year.

  2024-09-16 11:43

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  Yeah tbh

  I miss the days when Small_Line_Of_Dirt would comment on memes like this and say something like "well fuck you too".

  2024-09-15 22:35

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  She was like "living on a prayer"

  We've got each other, and that's a lot for love....

  2024-09-13 08:41

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  Not Bad.

  And the most brutal as well. I may not be too knowledgeable about the other genocides, but I get the feeling that none of them bashed babies' heads against a tree.

  2024-09-10 11:39

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  If the penalty for a crime is a fine

  Speeding tickets. Which is (partly) why luxury car drivers tend to drive like assholes.

  2024-09-10 05:51

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  title

  I was always annoyed at how schools would start as early as 7.15 in the morning, when most day jobs start at 8 or 9. Then I heard about how it's actually just to make it easier for parents to drop off their children on the way to work.

  2024-09-09 21:04

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  I know the perfect guy for the job

  He's also in Payday 2 as The Dentist. Ever since he played Gus in BrBa, it seems like most of the roles he's done has been Gus-like characters.

  2024-09-06 07:41

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  title

  Apparently they're also rolling out fines to anyone who uses VPNs to circumvent the ban.

  2024-09-02 11:55

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  Empoisoned Big Jumble

  So like a bouba/kiki thing but for indie game titles?

  2024-08-29 11:53

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  Reliable vs. Russian

  I love how cold war era Soviet weapon design is mostly "the AK47 but it's ____". RPK? The AK47 but it's an LMG. The Dragunov? The AK47 but it's a sniper rifle. The Saiga? The AK47 but it's an autoshotgun.

  2024-08-26 02:37

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  This fortnite image used to be a joke

  I haven't exactly been keeping up, don't tell me EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM are in Fortnite?

  2024-08-21 12:26

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  Harvard MIT Pigeon prank

  Weaponised pavlovian conditioning.

  2024-08-21 12:24

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  Bulgaria experience

  This applies to just about every country imo. Visiting Japan is awesome. Living in Japan isn't.

  2024-08-21 10:24

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  Many fingers were lost that day

  There was a mythbusters episode that tested exactly this, and sadly proved that the finger will not stop it.

  2024-08-21 09:06

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  Comedy centre

  HERE'S THE THING ABOUT SAYING "FIRETRUCK", IT STARTS WITH "F" AND IT ENDS WITH "UCK"

  2024-08-19 01:25

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  Dumbass got what she deserved

  EDS?

  2024-08-16 07:22

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  So anyway

  There's an entire movie series about a man who goes on a killing spree because he values the life of his dog over the life of someone else.

  2024-08-12 19:26

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  Mr Beast Geneva Convention of human rights meme

  2018 had filming a dead body in a Japanese forest, so...

  2024-08-09 14:06

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  Annie are you ok

  I Need A Hero from Shrek 2

  2024-08-09 01:14

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  why are there no subs for the godfather's italian scenes?

  I had to turn my tv up real loud just to hear what they were saying. And the moment a single action scene took place...

  2024-08-08 04:13

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  Much better

  Those scenes with Homelander and Madelyn were so fucking uncomfortable

  2024-08-04 21:28

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  Name one.

  Borders.

  2024-08-03 09:56

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  1 august

  That armless and legless dude apparently has a wife and kids. Which often leads me to wonder how he.... umm.... yeah

  2024-08-01 00:03

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  P**py swim

  Didn't they cancel the triathlon for exactly that reason?

  2024-07-31 00:59

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  The construction employers when a woman wants to be hired

  About to get sexist, I'm...

  2024-07-29 05:21

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