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  Kudos to this nrave little guy foe making the best of a ...

  Someone with some Photoshop skills needs to put him hanging off a boat or something as shark bait. Heh also anyone with some medical knowledge on what's up in this would be nice

  2019-01-09 22:16

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  Just being Scottish....

  Had you not paid to fart though, guaranteed you would have shit yourself. It's the way it works.

  2019-01-09 18:06

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  Dp

  Now go park that bad boy in direct sunlight in the middle of summer in Phoenix Arizona. And then kick back and watch the show.

  2019-01-06 07:11

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  Respect

  And let's be honest. This guy's white. In most cases the janitor doesn't even speak the same language

  2019-01-06 02:06

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  When you combine Halloween and Veterans Day. (Scroll down)

  Sign Reads The wire soldiers. The wire soldiers are the creation of Jackie Lantelli. they stand at the foot of each grave where a soldier , sailor or airman of WW1 or WW2 from this parish is either buried or commemorated on a family grave. Please treat the soldiers with respect. They represent the men from this village who fell in both wars.

  2018-11-10 14:24

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  Yes

  I wanted to watch it flip

  2018-11-09 14:52

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  Amen

  Movie coming out called, measure of a man.

  2018-11-08 18:37

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  For those of you that don't know who that

  Accidently hit upload before i finished the title. It's Donald Trump's mom.

  2018-11-05 09:28

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  When you get catfished by a dog:

  Apparently you've never had a pet. That you loved and paid attention to at least. Not all pets smile, but I've seen some that do. ESPECIALLY dogs.

  2018-11-04 16:15

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  When you get catfished by a dog:

  Helpful hint. When stealing memes from other sites, hide the evidence. ESPECIALLY Facebook. The elitists will have an aneurysm. Crop is your friend.

  2018-11-04 16:11

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  halloween 2018

  Yea the kid only took 1 piece and started to take off. In the audio the mother tells him to stop and open up his bag and she empties the candy dish.

  2018-11-02 11:35

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  This level of stupidity never ceases to amaze me

  Supposedly there was a toll booth up ahead that the driver didn't want to pay it. He got a fine and 3 points on his license.

  2018-11-02 11:32

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  When your dumb ass lights a smoke in the car with a gas c...

  I put it in the description

  2018-10-31 21:33

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  Cats

  Thank god for that heads up to watch the cat. I totally would have missed it. Not

  2018-10-14 13:02

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  When you learn you have a kink you didn't know about

  It's on Amazon Prime included free 7 seasons

  2018-09-12 17:04

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  When you lose out on your promotion at work because all o...

  NG cut it off :( they all fell and he got up all happy and ran back

  2018-08-25 18:34

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  When you identify as a COWasaki

  NG's retarded conversion program cut off the last few seconds again. He mounted and the bike rolled off and fell. Really hating how it keeps doing this.

  2018-08-25 16:48

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  I believe I can fly... I'm okay, I'm okay

  Yea NG's wonderful conversion process cut several seconds off the end again :( seems to be happening a lot lately

  2018-08-18 09:21

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  Nice thing to play with ...

  Commenting to see when this gets deleted. lol

  2018-08-17 22:34

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  Dogs name is Chevy. Like a rock...

  Not sure where you're from but in the states they are Jacuzzi's with jets of water and heated water.

  2018-08-16 12:45

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  So caught up in you...

  Someone gets it! And has good taste in music.

  2018-08-13 17:12

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  Gizmo!

  They cut off the last several seconds again. Getting real sick and tired of NG's conversion process cutting off the end of .gif uploads. Happening WAY to frequently.

  2018-08-09 13:17

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  My precious.................................................

  The woman is Maria Pitillo.

  2018-08-03 10:50

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  Somebody is about to get promoted to customer!

  Sigh 2 gif in a row now NG converting process cut off the ends. :( He did break the glass.

  2018-07-28 09:13

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  When family drama gets in the way of a perfectly good meal.

  The converting process memedroid uses cut off like the last couple seconds of the gif. The Lions walk off the other way and it get up and just walks off. Grrr wtg NG :(

  2018-07-28 09:11

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  O shit

  The blacks are gonna cry racism

  2018-07-23 17:32

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  Here some good news for everyone

  Am i the only one here that remembers Venom is the black one? I think this kids trying to pull a fast one. Lol

  2018-07-20 11:28

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  Gottaclock that door and make sure they knock

  You're in luck. Pornhub search for summer hart or ousweetheart that's the person in my pfp

  2018-07-19 21:03

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  Gottaclock that door and make sure they knock

  A good fap is a terrible thing to waste.

  2018-07-19 19:54

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  You gotta make sure the engine is warmed up first before ...

  I'm sure there's a woman out there that'd be into decapitating you after sex.

  2018-07-16 11:24

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  seems legit

  Needs some fake bullet holes (or real ones), some stuffed body parts hanging from the doors and windows. And PLEH on the back window.

  2018-07-15 13:00

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  It was that moment that Boy George quit med school to bec...

  You are welcome.

  2018-07-14 05:57

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  Those baby hands are spot on

  Is that a ballsack tattooed on your throat?

  2018-07-13 01:13

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  Heart

  When OP thinks his date will actually show up!

  2018-07-12 09:32

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  personality gets you far

  Al sharpton as a dog.

  2018-07-10 08:36

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  Tumblr fag

  Why not both?

  2018-07-09 06:06

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  Matt. I'll take some mittens, and meth

  Maybe RP can buy something to crop his stolen memes better. My god that looks like shit

  2018-07-07 08:14

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  jay-z on the way

  Steve Urkel on a jet ski

  2018-07-07 08:10

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  Me

  This is what happens after you put a ring on her finger. She stops taking care of herself and eats everything in sight.

  2018-07-06 09:03

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  science

  You're tiny little peener isn't gonna manage 1 orgasm for her much less multiple. Especially if you don't know where to find the clit and the G-Spot.

  2018-07-05 16:31

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  Spoopy

  Maybe you're just to fugly.

  2018-07-05 16:26

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  TASTY MEME

  And don't forget the bottle of 10w-40 to go with it. We don't play with that A-1 shit here

  2018-07-04 08:49

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  How it is

  Oldie but a goodie. So much shit talk from punks that know you'll never see them. But then they're probably already getting their asses kicked several times a week at school anyway so...

  2018-07-04 03:04

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  If he is puerto rican he won't work or do shit.

  Maybe he's secretly an astronaut. One giant nip, Err star, for mankind.

  2018-07-03 10:23

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  When the confusion sets in of hating them, but loving the...

  You obviously don't have any kids. And the word you're looking for isn't "they" its "their"

  2018-07-03 08:09

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  Alrighty then....

  The outline wasn't necessary.

  2018-07-02 23:51

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  Why are all these corn "memes?" passing moderation?

  It sat there for 10 hours waiting for good ol' MD's filter to clear it before it even went into moderation dumbass

  2018-07-02 08:18

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  True dis

  @31% and dropping. Guessing that 31 is also OPs IQ.

  2018-07-01 13:11

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  Hopefully that screen is jizz proof

  Sex and masturbation are not allowed in there no, but getting caught is also another form of kink. You only get in trouble if you get caught.

  2018-06-30 09:35

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  Hopefully that screen is jizz proof

  Ok you live on a decent side of town apparently, but not all looks so good. Try a discount theater sometime. Also pervs have different kinks. Some like to watch, some like to be watched. But no u can't fuck in the theaters regardless.

  2018-06-30 09:26

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  Hopefully that screen is jizz proof

  Nobody cares about your rant either. Especially those of us that go to a movie theater even though there's Netflix and Hulu...

  2018-06-30 09:20

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  That might he a hard sell...

  Still a better ride than OPs (or in this case RPs) mom.

  2018-06-29 13:41

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  Short bus special

  The retards have an excuse for drawing outside the lines. What's yours?

  2018-06-28 12:12

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  Sleeping is even better when you do it when the one you love

  I think he means WITH the one you love.

  2018-06-28 12:10

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  Poor bird

  When the pitcher hits a fowl.

  2018-06-27 20:20

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  *cries internally*

  Alex, I'm gonna go with, who is the troll known as Jennifercoleman? That's the ONLY way she can win. (Now we'll wait for needledickthebugfucker aka horsecock.owner to put his 2cents in about me picking on his alt acct)

  2018-06-27 01:43

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  it’s real! call it now!

  Lol Can't believe that actually exists. But it does. Daryl Hall looks a little like The Hoff in that pic.

  2018-06-27 00:39

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  Truth

  But mom, that black kid is wearing his pants down past his ass....

  2018-06-25 09:01

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  I guess I just have one of those faces

  Things not to say at a church get together.

  2018-06-24 12:05

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  Meat

  And yet somewhere Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are trying to find a way to blame this on a white guy. A cop preferably I'd wager.

  2018-06-24 11:58

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  the most difficult thing to do

  Who said anything about wanting validation? You make a comment on a meme or another comment and people vote on it. Im an asshole, and straight, and still at 81%. I can take the hits and could care less.

  2018-06-24 11:44

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  Mindfuck: Sweden vs Denmark

  Bit in their 102 years of existence the German National Team has NEVER once played Niger. Can look that up too.

  2018-06-22 10:25

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  What the fuck have I found

  Why just the pfp? Just go to pornhub and watch the vids.

  2018-06-22 10:22

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  Mindfuck: Sweden vs Denmark

  Nigeria is abbreviated NGA by Fifa. Feel free to look it up.

  2018-06-22 10:12

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  What the fuck have I found

  This is how mermaids are made

  2018-06-21 12:48

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  3rd Comment is "Brave"!

  That LOOOONG ass face tho....

  2018-06-21 07:36

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  I hate this

  Rick and Morty has 3 seasons. The meme means just one season of the anime and never any more. Thanks for playing though. Now

  2018-06-21 07:27

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  Torturing that poor thing! Our Chihuahua is a fat little ...

  Just read the status on the PFP and you can see all of her ya want. And the image was lower and got removed :( even though no nudity.

  2018-06-20 19:25

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  Torturing that poor thing! Our Chihuahua is a fat little ...

  You mean you'd no longer be able to secretly masturbate at the dinner table? Cuz if you're letting someone give you a HJ at a table like that, you're doing it to be seen!

  2018-06-20 16:53

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  Torturing that poor thing! Our Chihuahua is a fat little ...

  Very poor, yet likely deliberate, placement of that plate.

  2018-06-20 15:58

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  What's worse earthquakes or tornados

  Oklahoma isn't a town, its a state.

  2018-06-19 10:37

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  This is so sad can we hit women and children?

  Of course its not a black and white issue. It's a brown and white issue.

  2018-06-19 10:15

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  xd

  Day 96? None of those bandaids are dirty.

  2018-06-18 10:02

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  Same

  Masturbation was obviously his only option since no one would ever have sex with him in the first place.

  2018-06-17 11:16

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  I’m always the 5th

  Johnny Five gonna disassemble your ass.

  2018-06-16 22:32

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  lil pump

  That Asian dude is either really tall, or lil pump needs to wear some pumps.

  2018-06-16 18:11

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  The quality of memes lately has been to damn low.

  I actually moderate several times over the course of the day. But mine is just one vote.

  2018-06-16 18:02

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  OUTTA NOWHERE

  Wasn't this just posted yesterday?

  2018-06-16 13:07

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  Lmao

  Someone's looking for a new job.

  2018-06-16 12:37

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  still funny

  He's not orange enough.

  2018-06-15 20:11

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  we miss him

  When he asks you to give him head, but you're hungry. So you improvise, adapt, overcome.

  2018-06-15 13:05

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  Babysittin y'all...!!!

  Well i guess that's one way to force a black father to see his kids. Pay him.

  2018-06-14 22:02

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  Motivational Dump

  When you're constipated and need motivational encouragement... Also encouragement for the cleaning lady if you succeed.

  2018-06-14 14:02

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  Oops, let's see who we can offend today.

  Im offended that you think everything is offensive.

  2018-06-14 13:34

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  Brain.exe stopped working

  umm, they've upgraded to Gatorade.

  2018-06-14 13:29

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  The more you know

  @op and you, "put that together" all by yourself?

  2018-06-14 12:53

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  Cool

  Black Waldos bowl looks empty. Someone help that nigga out (and yes i realize its supposed to be a sax)

  2018-06-14 09:02

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  had to circle the reaction...so kinda repost?

  That moment when you see your first pair of titties and realize you're gay as fuck.

  2018-06-14 08:46

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  Who's first

  If ya ever want your privacy back, just pee on her leg while she's in there with you. However that could expose a new kink of hers, or get her seriously pissed off. Use at your own risk.

  2018-06-13 20:29

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  Who's first

  Then be that little engine that could, not that little engine that couldn't.

  2018-06-13 08:11

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  Who's first

  And you're trying to hide your little peener with a response like that.

  2018-06-13 08:07

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  Irony

  Mother nature says, challenge accepted!

  2018-06-12 10:07

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  My daily thoughts

  Like vanilla and beaver ass.

  2018-06-12 09:25

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  Good boy thief...!!

  You mean I've been playing it all wrong?

  2018-06-11 20:02

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  Insert Title

  When you're driving your son to the special school, and the meds wear off.

  2018-06-11 19:59

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  Titles matter...

  Look at her face and be glad she's not a front door receiver. At least this way you don't have to look at her.

  2018-06-11 19:45

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  Favorite Pornstar?

  But when it smells bad, you're hella thankful!

  2018-06-10 19:43

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  The Math of Shiting

  I think he means the math of "shit posting"

  2018-06-10 19:41

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  New religion?

  Not a new religion. People have been praying to the porcelan god since the invention of the modern toilet. I've prayed to it myself more than a few times.

  2018-06-10 14:24

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  Genius

  Good idea, but terrible business practice. You don't tell them the future until AFTER you fondle them. Otherwise you're just showing you don't need to do the actual fondling.

  2018-06-10 14:17

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