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  music teacher

  Y can be anything except 0 as it deletes itself out of the equation.

  2015-02-18 16:08

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  My OCD feels good

  I did a 10 week aprenticeship as an electrition here in Germany. And I swear by all that is holy, this is exactly what they wanted us to do. And it better not be of by a millimeter

  2014-12-22 20:58

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  Babys at work

  respect

  2014-10-26 17:02

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  watching you sleep.

  Deep into that showerhead peering long i stood there, washing, cleaning, rinsing, showering like no human dared showering before.

  2014-10-13 15:56

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  Can someone explain ?!

  why didnt you like... go there and ask him?

  2014-09-23 16:32

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  lol

  and the other guy is like: "bro dont touch the suit"

  2014-09-12 15:03

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  Me as a child

  scientist have found a great eas pd preventing you from falling out of the car. its absolutely foolproof. It's called a seatbelt motherfuckers

  2014-07-12 10:49

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  lightning meets bushfire

  to lightning or fire the world must fall... oh shit

  2014-07-12 10:46

  0
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  wait for it

  "Hier ist das erste Deutsche Fernsehen mit der legen-, warten Sie... dären Tagesschau"

  2014-07-12 10:41

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  No Lucky!! NO!!!

  taste the rainbow

  2014-05-28 19:50

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  politics

  since when are conflict, suppression and intervention a form of goverment?

  2014-05-28 12:30

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  le maths

  how about you just do the fucking math?

  2014-05-27 08:22

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  how many left - handed people here???

  tell me... how many right handed people die per year using right handed tools?

  2014-05-21 13:42

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  Oh my fuck give me damn sandals back!

  im so going to do this

  2014-05-17 16:08

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  Ezio

  welcome to Italy

  2014-04-26 18:51

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  Neville = The Chosen One

  dont forget that by the prophecy Neville could actually have been the chosen One. but good ol voldy marked Harry not Neville. Neville had the same potential as Harry.

  2014-03-19 13:49

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  math ruins u

  ^^ dont fuck around with Riemann! we've lost many good men to that bastard of a problem. anyone who doesn't know what that is, look it up. That will be enough brainfuck for a day.

  2014-03-10 04:56

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  If this does not pass mod then I will club a baby seal

  the name of this manga is muvluv alternitive this scene is in chapter 19 page 33. the next chapter just makes it better

  2014-03-06 16:08

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  arrggg

  actually it's not that bad. i'd walk around for a day like that.

  2014-02-24 13:36

  +3
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  It really weird

  ^ Nein böser Nazi. Pfui aus! Mach Platz!

  2014-02-24 13:21

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  save time eh?

  biggest joke was " nobody has the Intention to build a wall" 2 months later they pulled a wall through Europe.

  2014-02-02 18:23

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  pockey pussy

  vote for pedro?

  2014-02-02 02:49

  +1
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  ...just wrong

  waiting for a reenactment in 15 years.

  2014-01-29 15:54

  +6
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  anime

  I'm sorry I just love me some anime

  2014-01-25 12:31

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  canada

  @Greystar You called?

  2014-01-23 14:13

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  For all naruto lovers out there understand

  im not sure. we still cant say if it was a Boy or Girl.

  2014-01-19 02:35

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  Insert title here

  Fries not dead!

  2014-01-17 11:51

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  George Washington

  im not sure id GW really said that. i'll go look that up.

  2014-01-17 11:50

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  wh.. or...e? ..............oh its u *insert troll face*

  ^^^ and I'm pretty sure that "Wurm" is not a synonym to the word "Drache"

  2014-01-16 17:20

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  wh.. or...e? ..............oh its u *insert troll face*

  this took me longer to get then it should have.

  2014-01-16 17:18

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  dat nigguh stank

  this gives me a new view at everything. *looks at bookshelf* oh this can't go good

  2014-01-16 17:13

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  The only reason I'd want to be Immortal

  I have never been so scared of death until now

  2014-01-15 18:52

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  Dat tortoise face

  I really did not see that coming. I'm not even going to pun that.

  2014-01-15 18:43

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  The only reason I'd want to be Immortal

  ^^ it's ok just be careful next time

  2014-01-15 16:44

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  Fuck that shit

  ouroboros is that you?

  2014-01-15 15:48

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  i had one job....

  goddammit uploader! goddammit really awesome!

  2014-01-15 15:46

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  .

  that son of a bitch

  2014-01-15 14:45

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  I want to download far cry3 from torrent which should i d...

  she had found out that our neighbor town had opened a DD. I don't know but there must be a god up there somewhere who loves me

  2014-01-14 12:56

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  I want to download far cry3 from torrent which should i d...

  talking about donuts. I've been living in Germany for about 12 years. I have rarely been to the US and the only DD in Germany is in Berlin, a 8 hour drive. today when I came home from school and my mother comes hugging me with tears in her eyes.

  2014-01-14 12:55

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  my inspiration

  I actually have conformation that this is true directly from her. So I offered her to do it for her next time She accepted

  2014-01-05 05:48

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  Oktoberfest

  only problem we have about rollercoasters on the Oktoberfest, is that after the fifth beer even we bavarians don't go on them anymore.

  2013-09-25 17:00

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  wow

  rallying troops and parades. and also was supposed to have this museum. But he didn't see coming that this museum is now used to display the cruelty of his crimes

  2013-09-24 12:44

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  wow

  I live and in Nuremberg and this is where he planned building the "Reichsparteitagsgelände" which was basicly a building and monument to the 'great achievements' of the NSDAP. It includes an arena, a zepilin airport, the 'paradeplatz', a long street for

  2013-09-24 12:42

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  hi

  blackout in the movies while on a date

  2013-09-24 12:25

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  Just walk back slowly

  do it!

  2013-09-24 12:22

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  lol

  ^ assed sorry grammar Nazis. please don't hurt me.

  2013-09-24 12:15

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  lol

  Germans don't do half added shit. they pull it till the end.

  2013-09-24 12:13

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  made me squirt

  excuse me mam! do you know when the bus arrives?

  2013-09-23 18:28

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  Ohhh.. bama, you so funny.

  ^ have fun I'll be back when you ever see it.

  2013-09-23 18:22

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  thats what you get for getting an iphone bitchh

  the stupid is strong in this one.

  2013-09-23 18:10

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  pets

  a dragon it is!

  2013-09-22 18:01

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  train

  god dammit Deutsche Bahn! Get your shit together!

  2013-09-22 17:50

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  Pea dog pea

  bear grills: why not drink it?

  2013-09-22 17:36

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  Crazy pirates

  luffy aint having any of your shit today. cause he doesn't want to live the rest of his life with just cheese.

  2013-09-22 17:33

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  pokemon

  well hes kinda right. not being racist or anything.

  2013-09-22 17:31

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  Le Pokemon

  I dont read the manga. I dont get it. but now i know what to do!

  2013-09-22 13:23

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  .

  David matt

  2013-09-22 05:52

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  even peter hates whitney

  this was one of the hardest fights of my childhood miss those times

  2013-09-22 05:43

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  always XD

  CREMATION!

  2013-09-22 03:11

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  fvnjf

  this made me laugh pretty hard. dont really care if its a repost or not.

  2013-09-21 19:40

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  cant think of origanal title

  lol he'll fine your ass if you dont attend.

  2013-09-21 19:27

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  Holy f**k

  BIRD INCOMMING! BRACE

  2013-09-21 19:21

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  Even the Witch King has to hang with his homies.

  ah yes nothing like Being a ringwrath and walking your dog and searching for the ring.

  2013-09-20 12:46

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  Oh

  imagine dose asses

  2013-09-20 08:37

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  tumblr

  totally didnt give me a boner. got to ask gf if shes done that

  2013-09-20 08:31

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  Yep...

  and get shot!

  2013-09-20 08:27

  0
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  Why did the gay guy get fired from the sperm bank? -For d...

  remember this with Apple maps... not sure though.

  2013-09-20 08:25

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  what is the anime's name

  ^^ I just said what manga this is and even the chapter and page!

  2013-09-17 10:19

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  Complete statue

  couple in background dont give a fuck.

  2013-09-17 10:12

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  what is the anime's name

  muvluv alternitive chapter 19 page 33 you're welcome.

  2013-09-16 19:34

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  what is the anime's name

  as far as i know this is 'muvluv altenitive'. not sure though

  2013-09-16 19:03

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  [●-●]

  i bet you fail every time. like me

  2013-09-15 09:34

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  Live from the Atlantic

  these coments at 2 am just kill a guy, trying not to laugh.

  2013-08-10 19:53

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  so nice and cold

  i was expecting you to say that she should apply cold water to her burn...

  2013-08-10 19:43

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  I love her....

  noone has said it yet? See through clothing!

  2013-08-06 16:52

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  Challenge Accepted!

  @Ihenkes96 but we can watch that horrible shark movie thats comming on tele 5. for you guys around the world that movie is being advertised as One of the worst movies ever on tv

  2013-08-06 15:31

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  Jennifer Lawrence is awsome!

  do you think this is a game? NO! its THE hunger game!

  2013-08-05 07:12

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  104 of Wizard Vacation

  gotta love both of these shows.

  2013-08-04 07:14

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  lol

  creative

  2013-08-04 07:10

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  Our Newest Cereal Enjoy

  overpriced dlc inside

  2013-08-04 07:07

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  Oh God Why?

  not sure if shit or sayin tail...

  2013-08-03 05:48

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  Day Care Centre

  does he gain levels while im gone?

  2013-07-26 21:18

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  Tacos

  i found a notebook once. it said death Note

  2013-07-26 09:09

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  how do you even

  this isnt your everyday stupid...

  2013-07-25 16:45

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  XD

  Lord Tourette? is that you?

  2013-07-25 12:22

  0
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  hoist

  this is the best do you even lift meme ice ever seen

  2013-07-25 12:19

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  murder

  *saved in favorites

  2013-07-24 17:39

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  www.facebook.com/kidswithmegaphones

  even say we don't have 50% control of it during the time. but when we are hard the boxers still restrict us only creating a buldge at the head. and there you have it.

  2013-07-24 17:20

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  www.facebook.com/kidswithmegaphones

  ok so normally when naked or penis and balls would move around go jiggiling just like big breast but boxers restrict the movement of it so that it isn't visible. problem is when it actually gets hard and no we don't have 100% control over boners I dare

  2013-07-24 17:19

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  morgan freeman

  I dont have a problem with gays. im fine hanging around them. I simply dont want to share their lifestyle. As long as we tolerate each others ways of life i dont give a rats ass where the Dick goes.

  2013-07-24 17:05

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  Getting tired of your shit

  if people would just pay attention in class they wouldnt be failing their classes. i dont really do homework and pay attention in class and it gotten me through for 11 years now

  2013-07-24 05:09

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  No Luke for me thanks

  really wanting a "you shall not pass" condom

  2013-07-16 17:01

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  does anyone even remember the sad keanu meme?

  ^ so you guys still fly around in your ship or did you hired?

  2013-07-16 16:57

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  Whoa

  my problem with trying to google this is that I don't trust the internet with touchy science subjects. But if I ask my teacher she'll tell me it's a good question . go look it up on the internet. see my problem?

  2013-07-16 16:44

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  I dont know if true because im a forever alone

  ^^ gosh if noone will give you waffles I guess i'll just have to go make some for all of us. just let me go shopping for the ingredients. ceep your noses clean while I'm gone memedroiders.

  2013-07-16 16:28

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  I dont know if true because im a forever alone

  well my physics class has prepared me for this moment... if I interpret the diagram on a scientific base the penis length is direct proportional to the strengh of the relationship. can we somehow use this info guys?

  2013-07-16 16:16

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  all the time

  and this is why we men always think were scaring the shit put of you

  2013-07-14 14:11

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  the more you know!!

  this explains alot...

  2013-07-14 12:56

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  DEATH TO HIM!

  ^^ well we'ce never heard of westboro.

  2013-07-14 06:14

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  DEATH TO HIM!

  aaaand im back... thats some sick shit right there. gosh America get your shit together.

  2013-07-14 06:13

  +27