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  In 3..2..1..

  thank you my sir, i will do so and i want to beat the pull up max

  2018-08-30 21:14

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  In 3..2..1..

  United state Marines

  2018-08-30 18:40

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  In 3..2..1..

  so fake... girls dont ask that

  2018-08-30 18:00

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  Eww

  What’s eww is your profile picture why and why

  2018-08-30 06:58

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  Do you think of this when you play Smash? No you only thi...

  Fuck her before she gets cold

  2018-08-30 06:55

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  Hmm

  That’ll be 10k. I charge 8 but 2 is to take you out before you disappear

  2018-08-29 12:09

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  Noob vs Veteran

  He just centered his foot in the middle. What a wimp

  2018-08-28 22:47

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  Illusion

  that makes me harder. Strugle snuggle

  2018-08-28 22:46

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  Baby, we need to talk

  And it’s on 0% battery and it’s says 6:66pm

  2018-08-28 20:13

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  Tag your local drug dealer

  O boi i saw a comment predict this

  2018-08-28 20:12

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  I drank a few of those

  That they are moving too fast intoa relationship so she won’t have time to see ither guys

  2018-08-28 20:07

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  Hmm

  No problem sir, I’m up for hire

  2018-08-28 20:03

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  Dangers of social website

  changed my mind

  2018-08-28 12:28

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  Illusion

  lets make this a 3 some

  2018-08-28 10:09

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  That's probably a whole hippo

  her fly is open. Also me there’s probably a dick behind that fly

  2018-08-28 10:07

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  Illusion

  But you... make me hard

  2018-08-28 10:05

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  Dangers of social website

  i just got in now the spider was on the web

  2018-08-28 10:05

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  Dangers of social website

  let’s cuddle in your web

  2018-08-28 10:04

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  Posting their failure ?

  i post my failures or alse I wouldn’t post shit

  2018-08-28 10:04

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  Dehydrated.. ...

  Hey gorgeous wanna go on a date they didn’t say anything about hitting on guys

  2018-08-27 18:45

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  Dehydrated.. ...

  Hey cutie wanna come over top the top 10 and give me a follow

  2018-08-27 18:44

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  Not really ok plz stop

  I laughed a little to loud and im in line at the bank now the security guard is looking at me weird

  2018-08-27 17:38

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  that’s what I call melting chocolate

  A nigger with a booty 10/10 would bang

  2018-08-27 17:37

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  wat

  something is very right here

  2018-08-27 17:36

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  Right ones super cute

  Yea that one friend that shows off all the time

  2018-08-27 17:31

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  If you spot this guy, call the police.

  that’s a demon

  2018-08-27 14:29

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  True that

  I thought it was all desert

  2018-08-27 13:06

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  True that

  we live in a world of lies!

  2018-08-27 13:01

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  Let's hammer a tire shall we?

  she will break your heart don’t do it

  2018-08-27 06:57

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  I do it every month....

  thats me everytime i look at how much i get taxed

  2018-08-26 23:07

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  He missed one so... I can take him

  Yea i know what a weak imp

  2018-08-26 15:49

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  whoa

  I’m literally dead

  2018-08-26 15:48

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  Ball's deep

  it was at home but he wont run anytime soon

  2018-08-26 14:59

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  lmao

  If you found him attractive you’d probably like dick (if you’re a guy ofcourse)

  2018-08-25 23:19

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  I do it every month....

  A by weekly makes sense mine is weekly tho :/ and it sucks thats alot of money either way

  2018-08-25 01:57

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  Let em know they fucked up

  I’m sexually abused daily by the government

  2018-08-24 16:30

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  Respect for this man

  Acting natural so they don’t think you did it, when you’re the only black guy in the neighborhood

  2018-08-24 11:13

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  I do it every month....

  Sometimes i look at all my taxed shit and think ._. All those hookers that could feed their kids woth this money

  2018-08-24 08:36

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  I do it every month....

  You are living the life

  2018-08-24 08:35

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  I do it every month....

  It was like a figure of speach .-.

  2018-08-24 08:35

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  Let em know they fucked up

  I would like a vagina please, bartender brings you a dick shoves it up your ass and it makes you bleed out infront of everyone and in your last agonizing breath you manage to tell him, i asked for a Vagina....... oooops sorry we all make mistakes.

  2018-08-24 08:33

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  I do it every month....

  Probably i get raped

  2018-08-24 00:16

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  I do it every month....

  And last year i had to pay 4000$ back

  2018-08-23 23:50

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  I do it every month....

  When i was making 17 i only got taxed like 150-200$

  2018-08-23 23:49

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  I do it every month....

  I live in texas. I started off at 17 and worked my way up like 3 years ago now money is better but when you look at your taxes ot fucking sucks :/ idk why my taxes are so dman high it’s like shit

  2018-08-23 23:49

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  I do it every month....

  I get paid weekly

  2018-08-23 23:45

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  I do it every month....

  I get paid weekly .-.

  2018-08-23 23:45

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  I do it every month....

  You can do you just have to work hard many places pay more i started off making 17$ an hr in the first place i work now i make like triple that

  2018-08-23 23:44

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  I do it every month....

  I work 40 hrs a week and they take 600ish and when i work just 10 or 18 hrs over time it hurts man fuck that

  2018-08-23 23:43

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  I do it every month....

  i get 600$ taken of my check in taxes and shit

  2018-08-23 19:32

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  RIP

  I thought it was someone burried in the sand

  2018-08-23 17:25

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  My girlfriend doesn't know this

  99 cents 1.06 after tax so she won’t even get that

  2018-08-23 16:44

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  6ix9ine

  My little pony in real life i think

  2018-08-22 16:10

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  Screwed lol

  i dont fight anymore or ever cuz i been single

  2018-08-22 16:05

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  Dont mind if I do

  Damn show me your search history

  2018-08-22 12:42

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  good question

  Or maybe the light is on

  2018-08-21 12:57

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  Magic

  I love chills.

  2018-08-18 19:28

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  ligma

  I dont get it

  2018-08-18 18:13

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  Rekt

  And the other one for profit

  2018-08-17 12:43

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  Sam Adams kinda getting shitty

  I just realized that

  2018-08-15 12:54

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  If you ever played any Hitman game, you will know...

  He killed the teacher to kill his target

  2018-08-14 17:53

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  Your unlimited but limited data plan

  I work 14-16 hr shifts i watch youtube in 4k most of the day on my phone

  2018-08-14 12:42

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  Your unlimited but limited data plan

  Unlimited means you will be able to use 3g but 4g lte is limited ussualy by 5-20gb a month. And i use a total of about 250gb of data a month edit 19 days into my plan and i have 299 gb used lmfao

  2018-08-14 12:35

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  pretty sure it’s the lizard people

  

  2018-08-14 11:25

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  pretty sure it’s the lizard people

  The crothchild

  2018-08-13 20:51

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  pretty sure it’s the lizard people

  To god

  2018-08-13 20:39

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  woah

  No it’s finiding a picture of a girl finding her look alike in the porn industry and posting the link

  2018-08-13 18:30

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  Also applies to gays,more chics for us...

  Nigahiga

  2018-08-13 00:14

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  Spoopy (is spoopy still a thing?)

  X3

  2018-08-12 23:51

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  Pure

  That’s what a femenist would say

  2018-08-12 13:58

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  Title

  my gf saw my memedroid comments and said wow you’re an asshole and laughed

  2018-08-11 16:11

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  Pure

  Plot twist to a plot twist - he is the wife

  2018-08-11 16:10

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  Pure

  Way to go femenist

  2018-08-11 16:09

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  Furry Trash

  A i got it now

  2018-08-10 12:49

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  Really Greg? Again?

  How much for the deformed child?

  2018-08-09 19:10

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  Furry Trash

  Doesn’t make any fucking sense i reversed it and it does not work

  2018-08-09 17:47

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  what the fuck

  Maybe she a hoe, maybe he doesn’t want to put up with her shit. Or maybe he is tired of her. Like shirt don’t tell you never had to cut someone off

  2018-08-08 19:02

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  I blame anime for why I like asian girls so much

  i just got out of the shower it was pretty hardcore

  2018-08-08 18:56

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  NO THIS IS PATRICK!

  

  2018-08-08 12:56

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  Of all the times to forget your umbrella

  English is my seccond lenguage

  2018-08-08 12:41

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  NO THIS IS PATRICK!

  That would still make u a pedophile so there for you would have to fuck your own daughter

  2018-08-08 12:39

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  Start a fight in the comments

  This post is caca

  2018-08-08 12:39

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  Start a fight in the comments

  How did 90% of us passed through the condom is the real question

  2018-08-08 12:38

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  Entrepreneur

  Dip it into my soul

  2018-08-06 18:06

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  NO THIS IS PATRICK!

  Why are you fucking pedos?

  2018-08-06 10:05

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  Of all the times to forget your umbrella

  Just like you can’t notice can I ruptured your butt hole

  2018-08-06 10:03

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  THIKKK

  I can feed so many kids with that

  2018-08-06 09:21

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  One very awkward moment.

  That is not the same shirt

  2018-08-05 17:57

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  inb4 a comment

  It will be sucking on my balls tho, what a fag

  2018-08-05 11:04

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  Not all heroes wear capes

  de nalgas

  2018-08-05 09:48

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  Not all heroes wear capes

  Es what brings you here?

  2018-08-05 08:45

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  No good

  Why not fuck other races too?

  2018-07-29 02:45

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  No good

  Put it in the freezer mixed with a little water trick them kids

  2018-07-29 02:44

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  Well?

  My house

  2018-07-27 17:34

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  Laugh so hard your clothes fall off

  i let my dick do the talking cuz my face ugly as shit

  2018-07-27 12:41

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  Creditos chukyppm

  El ser humano sabra dios, pero siento que mi pene está evolucionando

  2018-07-26 20:04

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  Insert title

  Why? Are you a dog that needs glasses but you can’t say

  2018-07-26 18:23

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  Death or DĒĀth?

  Kind of my ass death is about 30k

  2018-07-26 18:19

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  Small dick problems

  Sorry about your hummer dick bro

  2018-07-26 18:18

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  You already have an account

  and then the password is wrong

  2018-07-23 10:02

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