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  PC users be like

  Gotcha, unfortunately don’t know how to help you there. I hope you figure it out though!

  2021-02-12 13:57

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  PC users be like

  You just need to get the bedrock edition on pc and you can cross play with xbox and playstation.

  2021-02-11 08:59

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  Excellent, now when it destroys your liver you can grow a...

  They were a promo for fallout 4 made by jones soda and taste like blueberry lemonade if I remember right

  2020-10-03 10:53

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  muthafukin Anders

  Freedom never sleeps

  2019-11-20 19:20

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  Happy Halloween!

  Anyone remember Abode?

  2019-10-31 14:25

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  So true

  Nixon was forced to resign after deleting a few minutes of recordings, the thousands of emails are much worse. Trump is also unfit though. I'm praying for Johnson.

  2016-11-07 20:13

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  Big Wand.

  Skin flute

  2016-07-20 21:12

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  Happens all the time

  Must've been a RUFF stake out

  2016-02-12 23:36

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  Happens all the time

  Must've been a RUFF stake out

  2016-02-12 23:36

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  who's excited for finding dory

  we have no problems

  2016-01-26 00:30

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  Stir some shit up in the comments

  Your room is almost as messy as your life

  2016-01-16 12:11

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  Stir some shit up in the comments

  Well now that you're 21 your "friends" no longer have the excuse of going out to drink to get away from you

  2016-01-16 12:10

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  Stir some shit up in the comments

  If I saw you in a park I would probably call the police to protect the children there

  2016-01-16 12:08

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  yay! manatees are the best

  Congratulations! Your mother is no longer in danger

  2016-01-16 12:03

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  Oh yes

  Girlfriend, Fat Man, Taco Bell

  2016-01-10 17:07

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  Nom

  Phallus

  2016-01-06 13:28

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  turn down for what

  Smash is my trigger word you bastard think before you fucking post

  2016-01-06 12:45

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  Danse Liked That

  That feeling of a throbbing fallice forcing its way into a tight asshole

  2016-01-04 08:12

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  lit

  Death starry night

  2016-01-01 16:12

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  incest is wincest

  

  2015-12-30 17:07

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  3rd comment smells good

  Football player at Baylor University

  2015-10-23 07:41

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  Dangit

  Than*

  2015-10-18 21:44

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  Who here plays destiny on ps4

  @title I do!

  2015-09-20 23:21

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  The customer is always wrong

  "Does the beefy 5 layer burrito have any beef?"

  2015-09-04 09:45

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  Effort

  It almost worked because "it took a lot of effort, but wait until tonight"

  2015-06-18 15:29

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  Effort

  I am trying this now, I'll let y'all know how it goes in a bit

  2015-06-18 12:58

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  I laugh at my own jokes. I'm hilarious! I masturbate a lot ..

  2015-06-16 22:25

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  ...

  My high school just put up a giant one like that from all sports in front of our weight room

  2015-06-15 11:37

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  FREEDOM!!!!!!

  How many reposts per minute do you fire

  2015-06-10 22:11

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  What if.... He never threw the ball

  Look at your profile, they both say upload, however the one under your number of comments is for comments

  2015-05-30 14:29

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  It didnt happen

  I'm just regurgitating everything my AP world teacher taught us this year, if it's wrong blame the school system. My bad if that was incorrect though.

  2015-05-25 21:31

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  It didnt happen

  No it wasn't... Walmart was made to buy products in large quantities so it would be cheaper. Most of the time these products came from other countries (mostly from China) and because of the money saved in buying the large quantities it was still profitable to sell items cheaper than other places could in the U.S.

  2015-05-25 18:41

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  The feels

  No, don't fucking say that to anybody, you do realize you just told someone to end their life over a freaking online account. What is your problem, how would you feel if he actually did and you were the last thing that put him over the edge. That's blood on your hands. Think before you say something stupid like that.

  2015-05-17 18:38

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  So true

  Yes, but one is still directly cheating in a game vs. personal life

  2015-05-14 21:40

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  Who's next?

  Martian Manhunter, white lantern Hal Jordan, and Dr. Strange

  2015-05-07 18:26

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  Look no hands

  You sir just earned a follow

  2015-05-06 23:28

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  Perfect

  I would say they are the cats meow

  2015-05-06 23:28

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  Poor captain

  Ahhhh yes the best comment a pun can receive. I love you too <3

  2015-05-06 23:17

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  Look no hands

  I'm INCLINED to try this

  2015-05-06 23:06

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  Beat me to it, and you get a follow for that pun

  2015-05-06 23:05

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  Perfect

  That is pawsibly the best idea ever

  2015-05-06 23:05

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  Poor captain

  I'm a FAN of this post

  2015-05-06 23:03

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  Fake ass nigga

  Seems a little fishy to me

  2015-05-06 23:03

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  I know what I'm getting on my birthday

  That sounds SWEET

  2015-05-06 23:02

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  Enemies

  That wouldn't be a knife thing to do

  2015-05-06 23:01

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  I want it all

  Things I'm still waiting for: original content on Memedroid

  2015-05-06 16:01

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  No more snuggles

  That is BEARy scary

  2015-04-19 22:42

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  heart island

  I can heartly believe it

  2015-04-19 15:09

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  Woof

  It is pawsible you beat me there, then again when it comes to puns I'm the cats meow

  2015-04-19 00:26

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  Suspicious neighborhood

  They are homies

  2015-04-18 19:05

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  Woof

  That cat looks purrrfect

  2015-04-18 19:03

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  Yea ducks

  What the duck did I just read?

  2015-04-18 19:02

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  The Caesar way

  Excuse me, waiter. This was only stabbed 22 times, this is no Caesar salad

  2015-04-15 07:09

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  ...i don't know what to think about this..

  Well everyone has their opinions, thanks for yours. I'll try to be less of one, however I am just naturally pissy but I am working on it

  2015-04-12 18:29

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  ...i don't know what to think about this..

  Well I don't mean to be rude here, but my comment did not even slightly explain the meme, it was a different joke on the image. If you look at it (because I'm going to assume you didn't) the title just states that it doesn't know what to think. And the placement of my comment had to do with how the first comment missed the chance at a great name pun so I decided to help his joke a little bit. Please stop being an arrogant douche. Thanks

  2015-04-12 17:27

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  ...i don't know what to think about this..

  In a Cage

  2015-04-12 17:10

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  He's so happy!

  "Why aren't you doing your homework" "Relax mom, just taking a break"

  2015-04-12 12:12

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  Yes it looks like a dildo

  That's a silly idea

  2015-04-09 23:01

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  So close

  Yes, yes it should

  2015-04-07 07:56

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  It's like a personal massager, but ribbed

  It'll brighten your night

  2015-03-31 08:36

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  Romance for 4th comment

  Why hello there 4th comment

  2015-03-30 07:50

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  Plot twist!

  Yes, but he also appears as Teds son in How I Met Your Mother

  2015-03-21 18:55

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  I don't have friends

  On my baseball team, there was a kid nicknamed chode(he was short and fat) I didn't learn his name was Jeremy until the end of the season

  2015-03-16 00:37

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  Feminazi

  That has absolutely nothing to do with what I said... I was specifically talking about gender equality, maybe if you actually read what people say before trying to "put them in their place" you won't sound like a total idiot.

  2015-03-15 21:27

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  Feminazi

  Yeah, but we can hope

  2015-03-14 17:17

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  Feminazi

  Personally, I think there isn't very much inequality to talk about gender wise, other than the unequal pay, but depending on the job that could be reasonable(such as construction) , so to me most of feminism that I see is just people whining about useless and stupid things.

  2015-03-14 17:01

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  Feminazi

  Just throwing it out there, but there is a feminist site about the sexism of some name brand cereals

  2015-03-14 16:58

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  Future......

  Yeah! I'm the captain of 2511

  2015-03-08 00:43

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  Future......

  Lockheed Martin sponsors my robotics team..

  2015-03-07 15:12

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  Narwhals narwhals! (continue in comments)

  Like an underwater unicorn..

  2015-03-06 09:51

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  Too far?

  I wouldn't know

  2015-03-04 17:22

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  Too far?

  I am eating mac n' cheese right now....

  2015-03-04 17:12

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  Makin love with a roast beef sandwich

  Yup.... I was just going to ignore it

  2015-03-03 22:19

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  HEYYYYYYYYYYYY

  My bad, I only took a year of Spanish freshman year so I don't know much

  2015-03-01 19:06

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  HEYYYYYYYYYYYY

  Tío means uncle if I'm correct

  2015-03-01 01:35

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  Double standards

  I just checked online, there are 9 guns for every 10 citizens in the us, but remember citizens can own more. In my family of four we own 9 guns (7 for hunting or target shooting and 2 for home defense)

  2015-02-28 23:21

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  Don't pick superman

  Actually I'm talking about the meme. It says a fully powered blood lusting superman

  2015-02-28 18:42

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  Lol

  I think it did because it was pretty shitty

  2015-02-28 17:37

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  Don't pick superman

  Well fully powered superman can easily destroy a galaxy soo.... This is gonna be harder, you would need to destroy the sun and kill him with kryptonite for a chance

  2015-02-28 17:32

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  Don't pick superman

  White lantern Hal Jordan, Martian manhunter, lex luthor

  2015-02-28 17:29

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  Lol

  (Thinks of creative first comment) (can't think of anything to say) (gets all of the down votes)

  2015-02-24 18:34

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  Hipster llamas

  I'm almost positive those are alpacas

  2015-02-24 16:50

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  .

  Than*

  2015-02-11 23:01

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  poop flavored cake

  I thought it looked pretty crappy

  2015-02-07 23:37

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  Watermelon :D

  Water you talking about?

  2015-02-07 08:44

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  Shlurp

  I actually buy my music, fuck me right

  2015-02-06 14:32

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  This is sadly true

  Same, the one I saw was a manager at McDonald's

  2015-02-04 00:20

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  Gawsh.

  I just finished season 2 I'm addicted, (I started watching on Wednesday last week)

  2015-02-02 22:14

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  Gawsh.

  Doesn't he play Roy Harper in Arrow?

  2015-02-02 15:42

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  i font see a downside to this

  The main reason I got it was because all of my music was on iTunes and I didn't like carrying around two devices though

  2015-02-02 00:12

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  All's Fair in Leangue and War

  Right?

  2015-02-02 00:09

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  All's Fair in Leangue and War

  I'm probably the only one that will bring this up, but if batman got kryptonite, there's a large chance he gets cancer

  2015-02-02 00:08

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  i font see a downside to this

  I got my iPhone 5c for 150$, I had an android before that, but didn't like it all that much

  2015-02-01 11:46

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  Lol. Good Game Seattle

  I feel the same way, but as a Vikings fan

  2015-01-18 23:01

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  Macklemore is an asshat

  I'm a fan of more than one team as well, Vikings, and whoever is playing the packers

  2015-01-18 22:56

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  Calling all geniuses. . .

  

  2015-01-17 03:20

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  *puns

  I think he's listening to brick house

  2015-01-16 14:42

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  Calling all geniuses. . .

  The actual trick is in the rows, there are two 11's hidden. When you go down a row there is an addition sign missing

  2015-01-16 09:54

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  Calling all geniuses. . .

  I thought it was 12 at first, but then I realized there are no + symbols as you go down a row, so it is 30

  2015-01-16 09:51

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  Orange pillow FTW

  The red gun case

  2015-01-06 08:09

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