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  Romantic music fr

  Damn

  2023-07-12 19:02

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  Titles are dumb

  I have a birthmark along the underside of my dick. I don't wanna know how that death may have happened...

  2023-05-04 13:40

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  Shut up and take my money!!!

  Thats a right hand on the left side...

  2023-03-31 15:50

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  2nd from the left is hard af

  Why does the guy on the left look like he's wearing a collared shirt?

  2023-03-31 01:30

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  Physics

  Could something like this be applied to siphoning gas from a car. Why do people have to suck on the hose to get the gas flowing? Not asking because I'm looking for tips, it's just the first place my dumb brain went to.

  2022-09-25 22:04

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  Deep

  Anyone know the name of the song?

  2022-09-11 05:31

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  Fu

  Is it good or bad that I could only recognize one or two of them?

  2022-08-06 14:21

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  Me drawing be like:

  If you can draw the left one well, but suck at the right one, just flip the page upside down when doing the right one. Its like you're drawing a left one again.

  2022-07-11 10:22

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  I protecc

  I have a very calm demeanor, and yes, the majority of the time there is no reason to escalate a situation. But if a time comes when I need to protect her physically, I will unleash all of the crazy I have stored inside.

  2022-05-13 10:43

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  I protecc

  Honestly, I made this for my gf while I was at work because she always says she feels safe and protected with me. When I showed it to her and told her I made it her face lit up. Best part of my day right there.

  2022-05-13 10:40

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  Even old New York was once New Amsterdam...

  They also did the theme song for Malcolm in the Middle.

  2022-05-07 15:55

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  Annoying vs eye catching ads

  Its the other way for me. The ad is only five seconds and I don't have to press the skip button.

  2022-04-06 22:17

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  The new gold. Old pic, I just added the red 4’s, lol

  It's up to $5.60 where I am

  2022-03-08 10:22

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  lol

  I tried translating the language on the map, but it was difficult because the quality is so bad. I came up with 5 different languages

  2022-01-17 18:30

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  Blyat!

  Still a valid warning. You better watch out...

  2021-12-27 10:11

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  He didn't read anything.

  I too, can flip pages exceptionally fast without retaining the slightest bit of information written there.

  2021-12-15 22:58

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  What?!

  But what if I came in mayonnaise?

  2021-12-09 17:17

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  Your a 'PureBlood' ? Here's what you're missing out on....

  So there is currently about 195,000,000 fully vaxed people in the US. There have been about 1,000 cases of myocarditis. That comes to .0005%

  2021-11-22 10:21

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  Fun times

  Am I the only one who still puts myself in this situation? "Oh, I need to grab something from downstairs and go to the bathroom. I don't need to pause it. I can make it back before the opening theme is done."

  2021-11-15 12:48

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  Steamed Ham

  That music though It reminds me of the music in Raft.

  2021-11-07 13:30

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  When you max speed stat first:

  This is exactly what I pictured the guy running along side my car doing during long road trips as a kid.

  2021-10-18 20:20

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  Chicago 101

  You are absolutely correct! I liked him in Burn Notice too.

  2021-10-14 21:08

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  Fake AF

  This is one of the dumbest things I've heard in a long time. Congratulations, you win nothing! You can add it to the stockpile you have between your ears.

  2021-09-28 10:06

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  Poor Decisions

  If you say so

  2021-07-17 19:17

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  Poor Decisions

  I got dyslexia just trying to pronounce that spelling of Boucher.

  2021-07-17 19:07

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  summer, huh?

  The one on the right looks a lot like my old EMT partner...

  2021-07-09 21:02

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  donktor

  In emergency first aid they train you that bones sticking out is not something you prioritize. Sure, it looks bad but it usually isn't life threatening. Who cares if a bone is sticking out if the airway is closed...

  2021-06-25 19:08

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  1 year of the golden age

  If you kill him before he turns 11 he will be referred to by all news reports as "Ben, 10, was killed by..."

  2021-05-16 15:23

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  Beck :mememan:

  I would actually argue that today's standards have changed to where the top is no longer plus sized for models. 10 years ago she would have been, but now they are steering away from twigs. Which honestly I never liked twigs all that much myself.

  2021-05-11 10:06

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  MARVE>>>

  You are correct sir, thank you.

  2021-04-27 10:23

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  Guess what

  Its a guy wearing a cowboy hat.

  2021-04-27 10:06

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  crap meme

  A+ pun

  2021-04-21 14:10

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  may I offa’ you some biscui’s

  I don't need sleep, I need answers.

  2021-04-21 14:08

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  What

  I have one there too!

  2021-04-11 14:00

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  Everyone always asks Where's Woldo but no body asks how i...

  You better watch your mouth, motherfucker

  2021-03-30 12:10

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  Damn Jeff you never cease to amaze me

  The way I'm looking at it is if they are specifically in a shooter situation. If the perpetrator was black the police would shoot immediately with no intention of bringing them in. Cops give a lot more leeway to white criminals. But I don't know though.

  2021-03-17 23:25

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  Cool

  Thank you for your contribution.

  2021-03-15 03:51

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  Uuu

  You asked, so now it does. Thanks.

  2021-02-27 16:55

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  WHY

  Good question. What?

  2021-01-06 16:06

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  W

  Did I miss something?

  2020-12-09 16:32

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  Where's Waldo?????

  Nobody ever asks how I am...

  2020-12-09 16:30

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  Millenials

  It's from Community. Allison Brie on the left and Gillian Jacobs on the right.

  2020-12-02 15:11

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  What a clown

  I had to read it about 20 times and I'm still confused.

  2020-11-28 02:04

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  damn, this game is a masterpiece

  I believe it's dark souls.

  2020-11-26 12:34

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  All democrats are gay

  I believe they were speaking in reference to the stupid title of this stupid "meme".

  2020-11-11 00:45

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  Only works 10 times

  While it is technically a repost, they did take the time to draw it and I think they drew my hand quite well. I only wish they made the bagel an onion like my original post.

  2020-09-02 12:28

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  Hold off without me

  Lord Steele Noodle of Ralphs

  2020-08-08 16:09

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  Gg

  I kinda feel like the ticket should be a middle seat because that's literally hell already

  2020-08-03 23:04

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  What a good gf

  The story reiterates the saying, "when you seek revenge, you should dig two graves". Ellie lost everything and everyone going for revenge. In the end it wasn't even worth it. now she can't play the song Joel played her anymore that was so meaningful to her

  2020-06-24 12:30

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  Bldm

  @title no, your life doesn't matter

  2020-06-23 13:34

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  Recognized....??

  You're not even right, man. Kill yourself.

  2020-02-19 19:35

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  Favorite NHL team

  Not even close. The guy who is 0'81" is closer

  2020-02-12 17:33

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  Favorite NHL team

  I feel you man us guys got to stick together

  2020-02-12 14:10

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  Favorite NHL team

  4'29" people ask me every damn day

  2020-02-12 14:02

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  Oof 100

  You're absolutely right about keeping it casual, however, after a certain age "let's hang out" just isn't the way to go anymore.

  2020-02-05 10:51

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  got him

  Do you think Donald Trump is a good president? Will you go out with me?

  2020-02-01 18:31

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  Girls?

  Do they... do they start peeing?

  2020-01-07 17:06

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  I have a recent obsession with the zombie apocalypse. whi...

  Then we all go to the Winchester have a pint and wait for this to all blow over.

  2019-12-31 13:26

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  Drink my piss

  A lot Jewish holidays require you to drink. A lot.

  2019-12-31 13:24

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  I'm gonna need a minute to figure this out

  That's just the thing. Everyone is crazy.

  2019-12-30 18:45

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  I'm gonna need a minute to figure this out

  Most cases is a bit of a stretch... A lot of cases, yes.

  2019-12-30 14:17

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  dongs in a performance

  You're all dumb. Fuck everything and everyone. Let's all just take solice in our quickly approaching deaths.

  2019-12-27 14:02

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  Doggo

  That is black people my friend. Everyone loves doggos no matter their color

  2019-12-18 14:49

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  wow

  I'm so surprised there aren't more people talking about that one. That made me just fucking lose it.

  2019-12-15 13:08

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  Oop

  And we all make this face while doing it

  2019-12-11 15:38

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  Da feels

  Mustang: It's a terrible day for rain... Hawkeye: What do you mean? It's not raining. Mustang: Yes, it is.

  2019-11-10 21:09

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  Daring guy

  Is this from Reba? If so, that takes me back. I'm just waiting for someone much smarter than myself to be able to answer my question.

  2019-11-06 06:02

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  Just a warning. Hail Downvotes.

  I'm pretty sure you're supposed to eat the offspring...

  2019-10-04 15:46

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  Just a warning. Hail Downvotes.

  It just doesn't feel the same, you know?

  2019-10-04 15:30

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  Just a warning. Hail Downvotes.

  Ya I totally got it from all those rats I was fucking

  2019-10-04 14:02

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  Gross

  I believe the culinary inclined would call that seared.

  2019-03-28 18:35

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  police memes

  I work as an EMT, and Code 3 is referring to driving lights and sirens. So, in this case, having your radio off while being posted in a certain area is a huge issue.

  2019-03-12 14:21

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  Frogger (does anyone even remember that game??)

  My guess would be Hanoi but definitely Vietnam.

  2019-03-09 14:20

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  jews

  This "meme" is stating (falsely) that all these people are Israeli. Not Jewish.

  2019-01-30 22:10

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  THE POWER.. I FEEL IT

  It's okay... You tried your best

  2019-01-20 20:24

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  THE POWER.. I FEEL IT

  Hes probably still young enough to have just hit is growth spurt and not caught up weight-wise. For my initial growth spurt I went up to 6'0" and weighed 135.

  2019-01-20 20:23

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  Smash

  Who opens just the corner of a condom wrapper? You need to open a whole side in order to get it out...

  2018-12-31 15:51

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  Hee hee tweeted

  But then why would hee need to apologize?

  2018-12-28 01:01

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  fail

  Well, I'm with JFK_news on this. Is it really that hard to reply with a short response if you know the answer? I didn't realize lifting a single finger was too much when it comes to helping out another person for you.

  2018-11-13 13:31

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  Hotel?

  I definitely agree with you there. Might i suggest looking up Ashley Graham. She is one fine ass plus size model

  2018-11-12 18:26

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  Edma

  Are we gonna skip over the fact that dumb and pisa gave birth to a damn chicken?!

  2018-10-04 18:59

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  rad

  Will we ever be able to escape these fortnite dances??

  2018-08-31 14:15

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  Try it yourself.

  I posted this a long time ago... You reposted a repost of a repost and so on....

  2018-06-28 23:09

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  Hallelujah!!! Happy not a father's day!

  You are absolutely right. However, for me, this was with someone that I did not want to be with any more prior to this scare. When you have the right person it all switches around.

  2018-05-25 13:25

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  Black people dont see he is making fun of them

  I love how you say, "No need to hate", yet the first thing you said was "Fuck white people". Hypocrisy thy name is Gamefreak300...

  2018-05-16 20:44

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  I N T E L L E C T U A L

  I won't say my height but I would like to share how happy I am about the fact that I'll be dying sooner due to the strain on my heart! It's a wonderful day lads!

  2018-05-07 17:15

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  Yeet

  I believe the fine gentleman said, if she's very attractive it doesn't matter if she's crazy. Go for it! And even if the next one isn't as attractive you'll appreciate it so much more if she's less crazy.

  2018-04-26 12:18

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  My dad is a watermelon

  I definitely have some seed she can study. She just has to put in the work to get it.

  2018-04-02 14:19

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  marriage is overrated

  Also, I don't think God has to be involved at all. I can't speak from experience but marriage is about being with a person that you could see yourself spending your entire life with

  2018-03-15 15:57

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  marriage is overrated

  Have you ever tried having sex with a virgin? It's not so easy.

  2018-03-15 15:54

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  Perfect every time

  I'm a large person, I have large hands. Get over it!

  2018-01-09 19:46

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  Boi

  Single most painful experience i had even had. I don't wish that kind of pain on anyone.

  2017-12-20 15:48

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  Boi

  This is all too real. My gf recently left me and about a month later I had the most realistic dream where we were living happily as a family with one kid and another on the way. When I woke up, alone in my own room, realizing none of it was real it was the

  2017-12-20 15:47

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  Can you spare a dime?

  This is so true. I work as an emt in California and make minimum wage with no chance of getting a raise. I could go work at a fast food joint and end up making more.

  2017-11-21 14:35

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  K E K

  I gotta say, I'm Jewish and that took me way longer than it should have to figure it out...

  2017-09-20 13:53

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  I love getting to use memes in the work place

  Its a repost of some original content I made myself asswipe

  2017-08-06 02:26

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  I love getting to use memes in the work place

  I had to post it up for my tenants.

  2017-08-06 01:35

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  Normies

  *below average* you made your point well.

  2017-07-21 14:24

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  no joke

  Mine keeps coming up as Taylor swift.... My name is Andrew

  2017-07-01 16:17

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  Wtf just happened (O_O)

  Thank you for your contribution

  2017-06-15 14:43

  +8