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  Asking the pertinent questions

  Came back to see if memedroid is still in its reddit lite mode, or went back to 4chan lite. Enjoy your rainbow flavored circle jerk.

  2026-04-22 14:44

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  hate my boring ass retail job but it's all I've got

  That first professional job is always the hardest. I wish her the best of luck. Tell her random internet strangers have been there and keep her chin up. Once she gets a break itll snowball and she'll be drowning in job offers. But that first one, oof

  2026-04-03 07:09

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  Some childhood hopes never quite came true

  Part 3: dont get me wrong. Im super tight with my family. Its the judgment from others I despise. But i dont envy them. Id take my family over anyone else's any day. Money doesnt matter when you have love and emotional support.

  2026-04-02 15:02

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  Some childhood hopes never quite came true

  Part 2: and getting told youve never had to work for anything. Its maddening.

  2026-04-02 14:58

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  Some childhood hopes never quite came true

  My parents are. Keywords *they are*. I have friends who were super rich kids. The story is the same. Its a very strict childhood and no nepotism like the internet says there is. Also, no government help, obvs. Imagine being completely devoid of help and

  2026-04-02 14:57

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  Memedroid had a good run

  Link? Im really here for the socializing. Weve had a few discords over the years

  2026-04-02 14:40

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  I didn't want it to come to this but it's really coinbenc...

  Well we're supposed to buy them right? I threatened it a while back and everyone wanted to go condo and make an offer.

  2026-04-02 14:34

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  The moment you become your 5am dad

  I know youve said in the past - motorcycle or bicycle?

  2026-04-02 14:31

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  The moment you become your 5am dad

  I have had 7 hours of sleep in the last 3 days combined. That has been the last two years of my life, and to a lesser extent the last 20. My dad is a brilliant man and hardworking. I dont think he goes as hard as me.

  2026-04-02 14:30

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  Wizard polymorph makes questing unnecessarily harder

  Question. We allowed to say fuck again yet?

  2026-04-02 14:20

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  Title

  Im really hoping its an april fools joke

  2026-04-01 21:51

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  Title

  Funny mustache man was pro communism, as long as it didn't come from russia

  2026-04-01 21:50

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  Japanese Soccer Fans Clean up Wembley Stadium After Natio...

  If this isnt april fools, we're legit going to have to buy the app

  2026-04-01 21:32

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  yes

  The midwest doesnt suck because mafia. The midwest also sucks because mafia

  2026-04-01 21:20

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  We are reaching new levels of faggotry that we never thou...

  Whats going on with this censoring lately?

  2026-04-01 21:18

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  Forever..and ever... *Beep

  I think it might be ai slop

  2026-04-01 21:15

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  Yup.... *Sigh

  Ok. Sorry to keep commenting. This is a big deal. I cant talk without swearing. Not even at work. This will not do.

  2026-04-01 19:55

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  Yup.... *Sigh

  I just tried to drop an f and it got kicked back

  2026-04-01 19:51

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  Yup.... *Sigh

  Woah. You might be right.

  2026-04-01 19:51

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  Cat brings his favorite toy to dinner like a real one

  Its the right thing to do

  2026-04-01 01:52

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  Scientists push the line between curiosity and caution

  Dr zaius!

  2026-03-31 18:16

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  Even waste finds a second life reminds me nothing is ever...

  Ohhh i was being dumb. Correct.

  2026-03-30 21:20

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  Dodged landlord boss

  Did everyone on the bus clap?

  2026-03-30 19:33

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  Haunted house vibes

  Nice reference

  2026-03-30 19:32

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  Cat brings his favorite toy to dinner like a real one

  My cat had a toy like that. It rests next her remains and will for all time

  2026-03-30 19:19

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  Quick take your cyanide pill

  Cat memes! Now this is what we're all here for. Good form, scoots!

  2026-03-30 19:10

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  typical

  They literally are. They're both semites of Abrahamic faiths.

  2026-03-30 19:09

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  Trump signature approved for US currency ending long held...

  Like they dont do that by having all those funko pops

  2026-03-29 21:52

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  Curiosity in a child is often mistaken for defiance

  Bingo

  2026-03-29 21:33

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  Liking a bad movie is still a valid stance

  I do a monthly thing called "bad movie brunch". The bad movies are the most fun

  2026-03-29 21:27

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  Liking a bad movie is still a valid stance

  The problem with nick cage moves is they're one extreme or another. Leaving las vegas is objectively fantastic cinema

  2026-03-29 21:26

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  Stay good even when people aren't

  I dunno, but I have a friend who is like super kind and wholesome to everyone. So whatever that person is doing is probably good person. Its almost alien to see it.

  2026-03-29 21:07

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  Finding memes in real life hits different

  That show was great for almost all of it.

  2026-03-29 21:05

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  Google warns quantum computers may break encryption soone...

  You have to invent quantum computing first.

  2026-03-29 21:02

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  Unexpected affection hits harder than expected

  I just had my first hug in a while. We're just big not huggers in my family so it blindsided me and I got random big feelings. Happy ones, of course. Good stuff, that hugging. Yall should make sure you hug more. Its good for you

  2026-03-29 21:01

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  Even waste finds a second life reminds me nothing is ever...

  I was already in college when graphene was discovered so its weird space stuff to me

  2026-03-29 20:58

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  [Sweats]

  Like 13/50? Though we're closer to 60 now.

  2026-03-29 20:56

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  [Sweats]

  Pk dick in general is a head trip. Add in ridley scott and an all star cast... they just dont tell stories like that anymore

  2026-03-29 20:54

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  Title

  Opera is badass

  2026-03-29 20:53

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  Clowntenyahu

  People love crowder, i never liked him

  2026-03-29 20:51

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  Worry

  Thats an interesting thought. Because i want enough money that others shouldn't have to worry. Im not terribly empathetic, but I honestly dont think too many people are really all that selfish in general. Fellas, you suffer for yourselves or loved ones?

  2026-03-29 20:48

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  Loving yourself is the rebellion

  Thank you sir. I think its a little pathological a little alcoholism. I was definitely feeling sorry for myself that night

  2026-03-29 20:45

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  Heyyyy

  That is a great documentary. It was on Netflix before Netflix sucked

  2026-03-29 19:42

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  The king of trolling

  I motion we change the p. Thr protester is by far the better pejorative. Nothing wrong with Protestants

  2026-03-29 11:45

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  The king of trolling

  Part 2: the entire downtown was shutdown and not a single local business was shopped at. At least they didnt break any windows, but it looked like they had a block party and left. Which is exactly what they did.

  2026-03-29 06:12

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  The king of trolling

  I posted on instagram that a bunch of w.a.s.p.s. came in from out of town, trashed the place and left, and all of us locals had to go out and clean afterwards, and all those assholes got vitriolic. My feed was just blown up and angry last night.

  2026-03-29 06:11

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  Republicans love to be duped

  Id rather get your world view like im some kind of borg assimilating data

  2026-03-28 19:04

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  Republicans love to be duped

  Thank you for the clarificatiom. I totally got a buzzword streak. Figurehead was not the right word. There's an inbetween im looking for. But you get my point right? Because I think I grasp yours, and we disagree. Which is ok btw. I dont want to convert

  2026-03-28 19:04

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  Republicans love to be duped

  Leftists care about their party. Everyone else cares about results. We dont care who holds the conch, we care about what they do with it

  2026-03-28 18:22

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  Republicans love to be duped

  I get your logic, wrong demographic. None of those people will vote republican, and if they were, thats a good thing. It means now they're bringing their ideas to the dem party. Its not about figureheads, its about policy and actionable change.

  2026-03-28 18:21

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  A small moment on court that girl will remember forever

  Kinda tracks to be honest

  2026-03-28 18:13

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  Republicans love to be duped

  (((Drug lords))) the current president... interesting choice for a Latin country.

  2026-03-28 17:50

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  Republicans love to be duped

  I dont want friends and family like rightwinglosers, so sounds like a win to me. And as long as credibility goes, what do i care what some shitskin welfare addict thinks of me?

  2026-03-28 17:50

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  Unsolved mysteries

  So im talking to a woman who just divorced her husband a few years back for doing this kinda switcheroo. The most sane irl conversation ive had in years. 3 dates so far.

  2026-03-28 14:34

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  Not what I wanted

  Hooters had ok food. The waitresses were always too fat to be strippers.

  2026-03-28 14:33

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  A small moment on court that girl will remember forever

  Lesbians who dont hate men are a treasure. They can make for some really cool friends, but theyre a goddamn unicorn

  2026-03-28 14:31

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  Big fences and bigger questions about how rules are reall...

  Zoning regs. P&Z is a massive hurdle.

  2026-03-28 14:28

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  This artist said normal painting is too boring

  Its pretentious and the fans are even worse, but the reason some of that was hot shit was because they were coming up with colors people hadnt seen before. Some of it (very few) actually kicks ass in person. None of it looks good in a photograph.

  2026-03-28 14:27

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  This artist said normal painting is too boring

  Artist thinks he invented spirograph, shit comes out looking like a tie dye shirt. This is why people think modern art is dead.

  2026-03-28 14:25

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  My god, do you suppose it can read?

  Gary larson is funnier boomer humor, cause hes actually funny

  2026-03-28 14:23

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  Kurwa took it personally

  God willing and the creek dont rise. Yes i know different creek. Still good saying

  2026-03-28 14:20

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  Wait until u see what they did to snape

  Saw a cicada wasp nested outside my parents house. We did indeed freak out. They are terrifying by the way. Albeit harmless

  2026-03-28 14:17

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  It's my island

  Braveheart

  2026-03-28 14:14

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  too efficient

  Architecture. The template is for drafting. Some of your magic words sound familiar because my operation is just me and whoever can tolerate me. So i have to be my own i.t. its abysmal but you can remote vpn mount the nas drive

  2026-03-28 14:13

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  They don’t teach much geography in schools these days

  Wooosh. Ya killed the chain

  2026-03-28 14:10

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  Dressing like this requires confidence not employment

  Oh man. Sweater vests are good. I am a cardigan junkie

  2026-03-28 08:09

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  Reporter must've been Greek

  

  2026-03-28 08:04

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  Luv me trains

  Bottom one was true and then they nationalized. An absolute tragedy

  2026-03-28 08:03

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  Some weaselly white-bread wimp-ass Liberal is trying to g...

  Im convinced theyre all the same person

  2026-03-28 07:59

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  You gotta choose one

  That is good

  2026-03-28 07:56

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  Dressing like this requires confidence not employment

  I do dress like this, but you have to understand, you look like an absolute goober doing it.

  2026-03-28 07:37

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  Gross income explained as a cruel psychological trick

  And of course, yearly statements + having to file our tax returns a month before everyone else. And of course everyone who thinks an s-corp pass through is an "evil loophole"

  2026-03-27 05:23

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  too efficient

  Some automation is nice though. Half my production time is spent updating my template

  2026-03-27 05:20

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  Ain't it grand

  Ive heard in general their meats are where its at

  2026-03-26 21:31

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  January made everything feel heavier

  Its 3.99 in my town, but two towns up is closer to 3.59

  2026-03-26 21:30

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  Back when fast food and Walmart just hit different

  Indeed he did

  2026-03-26 21:28

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  Back when fast food and Walmart just hit different

  Nice!

  2026-03-26 21:28

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  The gift that means the most

  I legit laughed out loud.

  2026-03-26 21:27

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  Ain't it grand

  Totally. I heard the costco rotisserie chicken is amazing

  2026-03-26 21:26

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  Ain't it grand

  Thats the thing. Groceries are only expensive if you dont know how to cook

  2026-03-26 21:12

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  Ain't it grand

  Ok. Today I went to aldi just for snacks. For 18 dollars, i got a jar of peanuts, two large bags of chips, a container of hummus, a 4 pack of crackers, a block of pepperjack cheese, granola bars, oreos, and a bunch of bananas. You just suck at shopping.

  2026-03-26 21:10

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  If you don't have 7 min, we also have 5 and 4 min article...

  Title asks the real questions

  2026-03-26 21:08

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  They don’t teach much geography in schools these days

  Why they changed it, i cant say

  2026-03-26 21:04

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  Trying to sleep then brain replays cringe from years ago

  I have a weird anxiety thing lately. Probably pathological. Can only sleep every 3 days. Driving me insane. Physically painful. If we're gonna make memes about falling asleep

  2026-03-26 13:26

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  Bridge demolition feast

  Wait, is this the bridge on i95 that went tits up and made my life a living hell last year?

  2026-03-26 13:25

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  Back when fast food and Walmart just hit different

  It was a '00s thing. 90s was "mac tonight"

  2026-03-26 13:23

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  Back when fast food and Walmart just hit different

  Michael Douglass feels there

  2026-03-26 13:23

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  Cooking together sounds romantic until it actually starts

  Willing to bet never on purpose yet somehow every single time

  2026-03-26 13:20

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  brain empty

  Do not disrepect dogs

  2026-03-26 13:19

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  Some things still confuse me

  Weve all definitely done that. You clean up once, but only once

  2026-03-26 13:17

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  Pool briefcase lore

  Dont need to research. My dads a physical therapist. So many broken necks we were never allowed that nor trampoline time. And weirdly enough, get this... eating celery. But .22s and driving without a license? He was so cool with that as a kid

  2026-03-26 12:43

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  Pool briefcase lore

  Ive been in one. Theyre cool. A little fancier than a cheap doublewide, but not as nice as a traditional craftsman style meets ranch. It is definitely an experience if you can appreciate the everyday. Kinda like a hoosier pantry

  2026-03-26 12:34

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  Tomatoes travel from Spain to Italy like cultural theft

  Sounds delicious in either case

  2026-03-26 12:31

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  life unfair

  Part 2: its like 12 angry men, but set in the 80s. Solid movie

  2026-03-25 15:09

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  life unfair

  Gonna go out on a whim. Breakfast club is john hughes best movie. Its my favorite at least.

  2026-03-25 15:08

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  So true

  Probably not. Im just stirring the pot

  2026-03-24 08:45

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  So true

  The wfe and who

  2026-03-24 01:53

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  pun

  Right? Its like millenial comic sans. Though i use equally pedestrian fonts

  2026-03-24 01:51

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  Mikrosoft

  Mike rowe is awesome

  2026-03-24 01:49

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  The gift that means the most

  Yes true, but we shouldnt be buying it from them

  2026-03-24 01:44

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