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  based Virginia man

  It's true, I held a gun to their head & made them type this.

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  based Virginia man

  Most newer cars have GPS in them anyway. It's not like the cops r gonna do shit abt it. They won't even take reports abt where women r abducted in my town & I just have to live w/ tht knowledge.

  19h

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  based Virginia man

  What so I can have a shitty 480p film of a good samaritan finally taking out a shitbox on it's last legs? "The thief wore a grey hoodie" yeah, no shit, it's a black & white camera, everything is kinda grey.

  19h

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  based Virginia man

  It's okay, the flock cameras watching kids gymnastic & dance studios r fine. Law enforcement regularly checks on them an unusal amount for unreasonable amounts of time.

  20h

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  based Virginia man

  u'd make a terrible criminal. Cars basically aren't even worth stealing. U'd make way more systematically murdering ppl, it's legal so long as it benefits the shareholders. Look at Boeing & United Healthcare. When they kill, it isn't even a crime

  20h

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  Lol

  I'm not even sure it was worth what little it accomplished.

  20h

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  Uber Eats for men

  Yes lmao I remember hearing there's a lot of vegan food in Portland due to legal quirks around strip clubs

  20h

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  Whale removal day

  Reminds me of the time Oregon removed a beached whale with dynamite & the chunks rained down on everyone drestroying a few cars.

  2026-07-06 14:57

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  Lol

  Imagine starting a war on drugs & losing to the drugs.

  2026-07-06 14:21

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  Lol

  War, huh. What is it good for? If you ask me, absolutely nothing.

  2026-07-06 14:20

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  Uber Eats for men

  I vaguely recall some strip clubs doing this when everything shut down for covid.

  2026-07-06 14:19

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  treason

  This is barely a meme

  2026-07-02 05:40

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  art room

  Good thing we always cut that first in the budget.

  2026-07-02 05:36

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  A little test

  Please, don't fuck the grass

  2026-06-30 21:08

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  pineapple lore

  Dragons r gay?

  2026-06-30 14:53

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  ...oops.

  I think it's called vore

  2026-06-30 14:47

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  dongs in a prism

  Wizards with Guns recently released a funny video of a dating show

  2026-06-30 14:45

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  A little test

  Please, go outside & touch some grass

  2026-06-30 14:41

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  vision trial

  Insurance in ur state might be fucked, but if $120 glasses to last u 5+ yrs or insurance is a hardship, then ur probs eligible for social services.

  2026-06-30 06:06

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  vision trial

  Insurance in ur state might be fucked, but if $120 glasses to last u 5+ yrs or insurance is a hardship, then ur probs eligible for social services.

  2026-06-30 06:06

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  Leather seat betrayal

  Bro forgot to wear a condom

  2026-06-30 06:03

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  ancient minions

  Alright, who fed the gremlins after midnight?

  2026-06-30 06:02

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  If you you know you know.

  How does that work?

  2026-06-29 21:50

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  running is my passion

  Like a dog

  2026-06-29 16:10

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  It coming back

  Not if you entirely ignore history

  2026-06-29 15:55

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  Celebrity meme tropes

  Why is Shane Gillis with Post Malone?

  2026-06-28 03:15

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  I've been comment banned for weeks. No response to emails...

  They allow u to criticize them, so that's a good sign. My uni, the alleged peak of knowledge & integrity, covers up most any criticism. They won't even do student speeches at grad anymore. Cowards

  2026-06-25 17:09

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  Meme today

  O u bet she was

  2026-06-25 17:04

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  Grading system sucks

  (6) I managed 17 crisies, mostly kid suicide attempts on campus, & consistently their chief complaints were abt mistreatment by my uni. They're valid & addressable complaints too. I'm only one honors student, it's probs much worse.

  2026-06-25 17:03

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  Grading system sucks

  (5) UniPD tells me 98％ of call r for mental health crisies. Students could b fucking off partying & profs get a chance to punish nepo babies, but the data doesn't support tht. Even if true, the Beastie Boys fought & possibly died for our right to party.

  2026-06-25 16:53

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  Grading system sucks

  (4) from the data tht does exist; 1％ of students at my uni r reported for academic dishonesty & 98％ r due to them misunderstanding how to cite a source. In contrast only 35％ of students report positive mental health in the US.

  2026-06-25 16:48

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  Grading system sucks

  (3) there's no reason to stop profs from relying on the assumptions tht "guilty until proven innocent", "deviance is evil", & "the body is able". Functionally they consistently leave behind disabled students & ppl who just needed a lil compassion.

  2026-06-25 16:45

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  Grading system sucks

  (2) academic dishonesty is too vague & inconsistently defined. It's hard to prove & consequences r harsh. Most incidents r handled privately w/ no defined procedure or data on who, why, or how it was resolved.

  2026-06-25 16:42

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  Grading system sucks

  I've enjoyed a thought expirement I came up with; how does a prof tell the dif btwn one asking for help & one trying to take advantage? They can't & it's the wrong question, but it has neat implications tht highlight blindspots.

  2026-06-25 16:35

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  Meme today

  I'm O+, & how I remember this fact is it's the sound ur mom made w/ me last night

  2026-06-25 16:19

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  Lore incoming

  Damn, this story sounds like some kinda long & arduous journey.

  2026-06-25 03:56

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  Genders 2004 vs. Genders 2024

  Too many if u ask me. Literally say less.

  2026-06-23 23:42

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  Finally something wholesome

  This is really funny considering the scam bot comment just said they love you.

  2026-06-22 00:36

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  Throwing

  Anyone with a Latina mother Those chonclas go fast, go far, & hit hard I just imagined the Mexican Navy, but instead of missiles, it's just angry Latinas with flip flops like BloonsTD.

  2026-06-22 00:30

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  2026, the shenanigans continue

  Epstein got his act together IG

  2026-06-22 00:26

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  The irony is that if those ICE agents really were undertr...

  But I made them this beautiful card to congratulate them on a job well done. And out of respect I had to pull it out of my pocket quickly.

  2026-06-22 00:25

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  Just in time for Independence Day

  If you pee in the reflection pool does the pee come back b/c it reflects?

  2026-06-21 23:15

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  Good medicine.

  I've been meaning to hold onto a red & a blue one

  2026-06-21 12:57

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  The job that does require exactly one dog

  Nope, it's not me, but that is one good doggo

  2026-06-21 12:56

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  When u are just that upset at someone:

  Stay in drugs kids, avoid school.

  2026-06-21 12:50

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  Peak

  Preorder now so they can pay off their loans before the economic recession collapses everything

  2026-06-21 12:49

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  Depends

  Maybe he is a cop

  2026-06-21 12:47

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  Good medicine.

  I'm pretty sure it more depends on the manufacturer. I've seen a rainbow of pill colors for capsules

  2026-06-21 12:46

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  Special place in hell for these people.

  My neighbor left their short hair golden retriever outside, but also the dog looked half starved & like they were beaten

  2026-06-21 12:44

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  Special place in hell for these people.

  Woah you replied to yourself?! Congratulations, you replied to yourself

  2026-06-21 12:42

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  Bamboo our greatest ally

  I can't wait to fuck with insufferable HOA's with my "technically grass" yard

  2026-06-19 15:20

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  Bamboo our greatest ally

  I'm sure ChatGPT or Grok would know

  2026-06-18 12:51

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  Bamboo our greatest ally

  Bamboo does grow like a weed. I don't think it'd be very effective & would be ecologically distructive. Data centers probs won't have a lot of area for plants. I there r more viable alternatives to property distruction. U may give a gardener extra hrs tho

  2026-06-18 12:50

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  Find Jesus

  Thoughts & prayers

  2026-06-18 12:46

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  Find Jesus

  OH MY GOODNESS, JESUS HIT THE THIRD TOWER. TURN ON THE TV ANY CHANNEL

  2026-06-17 14:24

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  WHAT DOESN'T BELONG

  A service animal is an adaptive medical device, which is functionally an extension of the person. So touching them without consent is assault. Moving someone's wheelchair would be like taking someone's arm. The more you know

  2026-06-16 15:03

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  WHAT DOESN'T BELONG

  @title better not be talking about that good doggo. Fun fact, the ADA considers service animals a higher priority than allergies to animals

  2026-06-16 14:55

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  Confirmed

  you created this in a world where rule 34 exists. You've unleashed one hell of a Pandoras box upon us all.

  2026-06-16 14:52

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  Birds save PNGs

  I wonder how much data could be stored per bird or amount of birds

  2026-06-16 06:58

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  Birds save PNGs

  You store your data on the cloud? Pshh we store our data on birds. All the cool people are doing it.

  2026-06-16 06:58

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  pig wisdom

  Cops

  2026-06-16 06:56

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  Actually made it

  I'm proud of you, I wish they could've been there the way you needed.

  2026-06-16 06:55

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  He's still staring

  See who? Charlie Kirk? Probs b/c all white ppl look the same

  2026-06-16 06:52

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  Nonconformist pov

  You make valid points & I appreciate your use of croptarded. I just want uncropped text & cropped watermarks. Idc about ratios

  2026-06-16 06:49

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  Jose can you see

  No regerts

  2026-06-16 02:54

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  That's a mouthful

  I like that this is q between shot & we can see a mouth in a mouth. Both eat poop

  2026-06-16 02:53

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  That's a mouthful

  … and into your mouth?

  2026-06-16 02:52

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  Nonconformist pov

  Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. Please don't post croptarded memes.

  2026-06-16 02:49

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  Can't say you weren't advised

  

  2026-06-16 02:47

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  title

  I noticed u commented on my meme from 6 months ago to shit talk me. U mad bro? I'm honored I ragebaited u so much u put in the effort to try & stalk me

  2026-06-15 20:31

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  title

  Well if they're doing it, I guess that makes it okay then. I guess the US's conduct answers the question; "if ur friends jumped off a bridge, would u?"

  2026-06-15 20:29

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  She's down bad fr

  U're really grasping at straws here to get back at me for calling ur politishit excuse for a meme weak sauce, huh snowflake. Problem? They could call u Superman the way u jump to conclusions.

  2026-06-15 19:32

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  Dear President Trump, for the love of God, PLEASE TELL DE...

  It's a weak argument using sweeping generalizations to imply democrats are stupid. My issue is It's barely a meme & not even particularly clever. Come on, hate with some nuance.

  2026-06-15 19:28

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  Having spent most of my life in Los Angeles, I can attest...

  Woah, it's just a pic of me w/ ur mom last night

  2026-06-14 04:24

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  title

  By winning I guess he means bombing 120 kids to accomplish nothing

  2026-06-14 04:14

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  Dear President Trump, for the love of God, PLEASE TELL DE...

  Op rly fells like he sure "owned the libs" here huh

  2026-06-14 04:10

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  Dear President Trump, for the love of God, PLEASE TELL DE...

  I wish I was high on fructose corn syrup

  2026-06-14 04:09

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  The Bitterest Pill

  I'm just referencing the song & trying to make a meme out of this table scrap of a meme.

  2026-06-12 06:15

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  Mongers

  Mog monger

  2026-06-10 22:20

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  warfare please

  I had a jolly good time with these. My friend destroyed one w/ a hammer & took it reeaally personally.

  2026-06-10 16:13

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  bmw tax

  *Laughs in Toyota* I don't think my neighbor has ever changed the oil in their 2007 Prius & it still goes. They replaced the spark plugs recently tho.

  2026-06-10 16:11

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  The Bitterest Pill

  What about love, don't you need someone to care about you?

  2026-06-10 16:07

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  The Bitterest Pill

  But first you must invent the universe

  2026-06-10 16:06

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  Magellan is a lot cooler than justin bieber

  Hostile takeovers are permitted in the free market

  2026-06-10 16:04

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  Magellan is a lot cooler than justin bieber

  So called free market lovers when The Onion buys Alex Jones:

  2026-06-10 09:46

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  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  Then take that AI slop with you on the way out too

  2026-06-02 02:40

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  unpacking the mouse

  It is now

  2026-05-31 23:56

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  Special

  They're watching you

  2026-05-31 23:54

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  Special

  The chosen family the alt right hates to see lmao

  2026-05-31 23:54

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  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  Get this AI slop outta here

  2026-05-31 23:51

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  Rimshot

  We are not the same

  2026-05-31 23:45

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  A dog haha

  Could you put in a little effort and at least crop your stolen memes?

  2026-05-31 17:11

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  Rimshot

  Watch the economic demand for programmers crash in real time;

  2026-05-31 17:10

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  dongs in a skill

  What weighs more? A kilogram of feathers or kilogram of bricks?

  2026-05-31 06:31

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  Death & Taxes

  A small price to pay for yet another senseless forever war, or so they tell me

  2026-05-30 18:43

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  Pretty cool

  Somewhere between the two

  2026-05-30 18:42

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  Pretty cool

  Perambulate is a great word. I hope to walk that into a converstion as is apropos of any distinguished fellow who uses big words to sound more photosynthesis

  2026-05-30 03:08

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  Pretty cool

  The other day I got honked at & flipped off for sharing the road instead of running over a bicyclist on a narrow stretch of road. Sorry I didn't kill someone so they could get to their destination 5sec faster

  2026-05-30 03:02

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  Hard as hell

  I'd give it a six or seven on the Mohs scale

  2026-05-28 07:40

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  map guy

  Merc em'

  2026-05-28 07:32

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