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  warfare please

  I had a jolly good time with these. My friend destroyed one w/ a hammer & took it reeaally personally.

  5h

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  bmw tax

  *Laughs in Toyota* I don't think my neighbor has ever changed the oil in their 2007 Prius & it still goes. They replaced the spark plugs recently tho.

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  The Bitterest Pill

  What about love, don't you need someone to care about you?

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  The Bitterest Pill

  But first you must invent the universe

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  Magellan is a lot cooler than justin bieber

  Hostile takeovers are permitted in the free market

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  Magellan is a lot cooler than justin bieber

  So called free market lovers when The Onion buys Alex Jones:

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  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  Then take that AI slop with you on the way out too

  2026-06-02 02:40

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  unpacking the mouse

  It is now

  2026-05-31 23:56

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  Special

  They're watching you

  2026-05-31 23:54

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  Special

  The chosen family the alt right hates to see lmao

  2026-05-31 23:54

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  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  Get this AI slop outta here

  2026-05-31 23:51

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  Rimshot

  We are not the same

  2026-05-31 23:45

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  A dog haha

  Could you put in a little effort and at least crop your stolen memes?

  2026-05-31 17:11

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  Rimshot

  Watch the economic demand for programmers crash in real time;

  2026-05-31 17:10

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  dongs in a skill

  What weighs more? A kilogram of feathers or kilogram of bricks?

  2026-05-31 06:31

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  Death & Taxes

  A small price to pay for yet another senseless forever war, or so they tell me

  2026-05-30 18:43

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  Pretty cool

  Somewhere between the two

  2026-05-30 18:42

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  Pretty cool

  Perambulate is a great word. I hope to walk that into a converstion as is apropos of any distinguished fellow who uses big words to sound more photosynthesis

  2026-05-30 03:08

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  Pretty cool

  The other day I got honked at & flipped off for sharing the road instead of running over a bicyclist on a narrow stretch of road. Sorry I didn't kill someone so they could get to their destination 5sec faster

  2026-05-30 03:02

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  This is why I have to do all my shopping online now.

  According to this graphic, I might be gender fluid. Oh well, anyway.

  2026-05-28 14:41

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  Hard as hell

  I'd give it a six or seven on the Mohs scale

  2026-05-28 07:40

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  map guy

  Merc em'

  2026-05-28 07:32

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  forklift rage

  What I choose to wear is none of your business

  2026-05-28 07:28

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  Boom, Headshot

  When you know what to look for it's uhh, idk about comforting… You sure notice the interesting bit of architectural design in a surprising amount of places. (The snipers r trained on us r/n)

  2026-05-28 00:25

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  Wear a mask? How 'bout suck my ass

  Is punishing a handful at the expense of punishing the majority who legitimately need it rly worth it? It's certainly more comforting to assume suffering is deserved & ppl who need help r actually lying.

  2026-05-27 20:39

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  Wear a mask? How 'bout suck my ass

  I help people navigate those systems and the one's I've worked through are unbelievably convoluted & difficult to navigate

  2026-05-24 19:48

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  Juiced

  Hey stop lifting up my liquor, I can't reach it!

  2026-05-24 14:50

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  You can’t park here

  Exactly what the cybertrucks were designed for. Supposedly

  2026-05-24 13:53

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  Wear a mask? How 'bout suck my ass

  Hostile architecture to criminalize poverty. Don't u feel great knowing u & most Americans r a paycheck away from this? What if we kissed on the anti-homeless pride spikes under the freeway?

  2026-05-24 13:48

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  fuck @Grimkujow_ who said it’s a dangerous movie

  That depends, can your dick touch your ass yet? I'd be indifferent IG? I'd hope for some nuance b/c that'd be more interesting than name calling.

  2026-05-23 22:49

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  Tat

  Well done. I'm glad it sounds like you're getting justice. I'm sorry they mistreated you

  2026-05-23 22:45

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  Tat

  They're really good at covering up incidents & gaslighting people into not sueing the company

  2026-05-23 00:13

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  fuck @Grimkujow_ who said it’s a dangerous movie

  If I learned anything about American exceptionalism, it's that who gives a shit, this isn't American.

  2026-05-22 23:42

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  Potato appreciator

  All good militaries need bards

  2026-05-21 16:49

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  political compass meme

  No, but the creater of Levitt Town, the 1st suburban neighborhood, said ppl would be too busy mowing lawns to think abt communism. Abraham Levitt & Frank Lloyd Wright can go fuck themselves.

  2026-05-21 16:48

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  This is so f*cked up

  Godforbid I challenge you to have a stronger argument Related to ableist slurs, did u know it's legal to force sterilize disabled ppl in all but 2 US states? Which is counter to both pro choice & pro life, I never thought they'd agree on anything

  2026-05-21 16:45

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  Truly infuriating

  What I'm reading between the lines is maybe the best way to get honest information is through theft.

  2026-05-19 13:57

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  This is so f*cked up

  I also read they're trying to excuse incest rape. Possibly of a woman who'd die if pregnant.

  2026-05-19 13:52

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  This is so f*cked up

  Just b/c they gave the survey no reason doesn't mean the abortion was elective. They just didn't give a reason to the survey. Would this substantially change the results? We can't know & it misses important nuance for a preconceived conclusion.

  2026-05-19 13:50

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  This is so f*cked up

  U answered my 1st point abt a source. Then instead of answering my 2nd point u used a red-herring to answer a different point; more than one source. While having many sources is the basis of a good arugment, this is a casual meme, 1 is ok.

  2026-05-19 13:43

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  This is so f*cked up

  Using an ad-hominem to pathologize me as mentally disabled is antagonizingly rude & unproductive. I pointed to weak points in ur argument. 1) no sources. 2)misconstrued data.

  2026-05-19 13:39

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  This is so f*cked up

  I'd have the same criticism of any dataset/arugment tht says no reason (elective). It aggregates data. Such as an employer asking; why did u eat tht for lunch? No reason (elective). maybe they don't want to tell u they have a disability or religous reasons

  2026-05-19 13:30

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  This is so f*cked up

  Having more reasons for ur argument is good form & more persuasive, & this is a meme. But tht is irrelevant to my point, which is there is a significant structural issue w/ the dataset framing tht u use as a foundation for ur argument.

  2026-05-19 13:21

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  Truly infuriating

  Jeez what is it infuzeyou droid today?

  2026-05-19 13:10

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  This is so f*cked up

  Especially around #metoo, to see if that changed anything around abortions. Also why not blame the men for using inadequate protection?

  2026-05-19 10:20

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  This is so f*cked up

  Thx for the source. Ur extra facts still don't address my concerns abt overlap & false assumptions abt no reason equating elective. Especially for 2005 when there was more stigma abt sex & not believing victims. I'd want to see a yrly comparison…

  2026-05-19 10:17

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  This is so f*cked up

  Those are just the aborted incest babies, not the unaborted ones. While I hope & assume you imply that incest shouldn't happen, you say incest abortions shouldn't happen.

  2026-05-19 10:09

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  This is so f*cked up

  Sources? Also it doesn't talk about overlap. No reason given doesn't necessarily mean elective, there may be interesting cultural reasons like privacy.

  2026-05-19 10:01

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  C-C-C-C-Combo! They go hand-in-hand

  Jeez where the fuck are people going for $252 dates? A nice meal out is like $40, drinks $20. …that's the price of a sex worker isn't it?

  2026-05-19 09:52

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  It's recursive. No, it never ends.

  Maybe those suicidal kids had a point

  2026-05-18 22:35

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  office raccoon

  Wtf, good on u for sticking it to them. Tht could easily be religious discrimination. It's not a KPI, it's ur lunch break, who cares abt austerity if the work gets done. Maybe they need to stop overworking employees.

  2026-05-18 11:59

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  political compass meme

  Native lawns tend to be more resilient & require less maintenance

  2026-05-18 10:46

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  office raccoon

  Your corporate culture could also make it safe to self advocate by destigmatizing self care over hustle culture

  2026-05-18 10:43

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  Respect the troops

  Veterans day is unarmed forces day b/c they lost their arms in combat

  2026-05-18 10:41

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  Average Memedroid shitpost

  Is this LOSS?

  2026-05-15 22:47

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  I guess it was going well.

  What if they hit something? Can they unhit it or do they stop to avoid making it worse?

  2026-05-15 22:47

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  like the time I offered Sydney Sweeney free gum

  Why would someone AI generate this & why would they post it here?

  2026-05-15 22:43

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  Richie Rich

  Idk why you're asking for permission, but yeah. A paper airplane fits the definition of an aircraft, categorically; it's a glider type and usually a toy.

  2026-05-14 18:15

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  Lol

  That's nothing man. My uni tells disabled kids to sit in the back for commencement. That oatmeal & lettuce is a reasonable accommodation for $6,000/yr required meal plan. My uni called disabled kids ugly on their public Instagram.

  2026-05-14 03:31

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  That first step is a doozy

  Their deck got chopped off. MAGA conservatives would lose their minds over this trans building.

  2026-05-14 03:28

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  He’s the bartender in the “Other side” part

  Idk who that is, but PT Barnum can go fuck himself. The way they portrayed Barnum in the greatest show man is diabolical.

  2026-05-14 03:25

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  Just Me And Da Bois

  I hope you have a nice day & that someone compliments an aspect of your style that you put effort into.

  2026-05-14 03:22

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  Where's the list

  Idk, the things they released r troubling & few folks in the states have been held accountable, unlike other countries. They at least had the opportunity to do those things & there r many easy solutions to tht. But whatever helps u sleep at night.

  2026-05-14 03:21

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  Richie Rich

  If you hold a paper airplane, does that make you an aircraft carrier?

  2026-05-14 03:15

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  weed is weed

  I hope it's less of a problem now, but I met a pot store owner who told me they can't use banks for Federal reasons, so to pay taxes they have to drive duffle bags full of cash to the state capital. So if u want to rob anyone.

  2026-05-14 03:14

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  ah heck cover blown

  Yeah yeah, definitely b/c I didn't show up to a random person's cookout for free food

  2026-05-14 00:29

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  weed is weed

  I met someone who sells weed illegally in a state where weed is legalized. IG they sell it w/ out taxes & ignore age probs?

  2026-05-14 00:27

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  Richie Rich

  If you could bring one thing, what would be the most lucrative? A solar powered calculator would be a simpler item. If knowledge & ideas didn't count, then load up on as much as that as u can.

  2026-05-14 00:24

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  Setting boundaries

  Make the vaccuum snort that line

  2026-05-12 04:43

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  Lol

  Sharing is caring

  2026-05-09 14:57

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  Lol

  Hentai virus? The goons are sure to be all over this one lads.

  2026-05-09 03:14

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  The end is now

  AE OUE? Sounds French. Ahh these tourist traps always get me.

  2026-05-09 03:11

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  No, no! He's got a point

  Oh no! This is why modern smartphones hide the time.

  2026-05-09 03:09

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  There is no place like Princeton

  They deserve that shit

  2026-05-08 02:47

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  Choose: FEEL good (Left) or actually BE good (Right)

  It's their oil to do with as they please?

  2026-05-06 15:42

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  Choose: FEEL good (Left) or actually BE good (Right)

  You sure showed that strawman who's boss.

  2026-05-06 15:40

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  I am rapidly falling out of love with the game

  Hackers love you for posting this We should switch to password alternatives tho

  2026-05-06 15:38

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  certified method

  The guy who delivered our washing machine busted the hot water valve & soaked himself with super hot water. Grandpa tried to get up, but fell out of the chair. Rent is good tho, so

  2026-05-06 13:46

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  totally found them

  I went to a Costco & they had tortillas in two separate spots, only one was in the bread isle.

  2026-05-06 13:43

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  Chicken propaganda

  Enjoy eating her period for breakfast

  2026-05-06 13:42

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  how to adult

  You can put all the colors together in the wash these days

  2026-05-06 13:37

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  Cinco of the Sith

  Better to cinco de mayo than mayo in de cinc

  2026-05-06 13:28

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  No context needed

  I need an ant eater

  2026-05-06 13:26

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  aquarium violence

  What side is the scuba diver on?! That must've felt really weird

  2026-05-06 13:20

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  Choose: FEEL good (Left) or actually BE good (Right)

  Cuba was the only country to meet or exceed the Kyoto protocol climate goals… B/c the Soviet Union collapsed & they were heavily sanctioned, destroying critical supply chains.

  2026-05-06 13:16

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  Choose: FEEL good (Left) or actually BE good (Right)

  This meme is saying the US needed to steal their oil because they sold below market price. That's a comically weak explanation to justify dominating that country. Could b a loss leader, traded in other ways, or sanctions limit buyers, reducing $

  2026-05-06 13:10

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  sense

  Some say those shotgun barrels are perfectly long. Too long even.

  2026-05-06 13:00

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  Shitty Bill is a character who is named shitty because he...

  Use the force Luke

  2026-05-06 12:56

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  Love nerfed me

  That's kinda the crux of flirting. The idea of pretending you have something you don't, it demonstrates the kind of person you could be together. Yet, it can't just be something you do to the hotties, it has to be wholesome & playful

  2026-05-05 05:15

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  Hey everyone any ideas on what they were telling people

  

  2026-05-04 23:35

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  Treasure

  Well he's not bird squeezer

  2026-05-04 23:34

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  Treasure

  They said that about me in the elevator were trapped in, but I didn't think so.

  2026-05-04 23:33

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  Backstroke to the west line pt4

  You last night lmao

  2026-05-04 20:25

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  phone wins

  You can't always have a calculator in your pocket if you don't have pockets. Turns out this was a warning about the fashion industry all along

  2026-05-04 16:56

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  Cheap wedding win

  Adjusted for inflation tho?

  2026-05-04 16:52

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  huh

  US threatens tolls if they pay tolls? What're they Visa & Mastercard?

  2026-05-04 16:50

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  Pronounced ’Lĕh-’nérd ’Skin-’nérd

  Bro just talked himself out of a handjob

  2026-05-04 16:39

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  Hehehehe

  If it were General Grievous you'd hear his cough from a parsec away

  2026-05-04 16:37

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  Oh hail microslop

  Huh, it must take after the user

  2026-05-04 16:32

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  Realization...

  If you have the sufficient key variables & functions, that sounds right. Very generously interpreting the 3 body problem as an example of chaos theory, like the weather or the path of a 3 rod pendulum, no.

  2026-05-04 16:25

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